# HUMOR
Files of a Humorous Nature

## FILES
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/100dying.asc [    9827] 100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/10com.asc [    3282] The 10 Commandsments for Technicians

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/adam.asc [    5324] Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/art-erot.asc [   46930] AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/atomic1.asc [    8284] Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/barney_m.asc [   11684] The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/beer.asc [    3120] Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/best1001.asc [   24998] The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/best1002.asc [   28577] The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/blooprs1.asc [   13776] The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/chiklens.asc [    4671] Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/clinton.asc [    2045] The Bill Clinton Statue Committee

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/condom.asc [     825] National Condom Week Slogans

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/condom1.asc [    1430] Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/corpdef.asc [    3420] Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/dark1.asc [    5838] The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/darkbulb.asc [    6185] The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/disd.asc [    2531] The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/freeman.asc [   11666] TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/husband.asc [    1109] The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/impure.asc [    3808] Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/man.asc [    5812] A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/moseshew.asc [    5524] A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/murfsex.asc [    4984] Murphy's Laws on Sex

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/nursing.asc [     848] The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/oldage.asc [    1814] A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/order.asc [    6842] The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/phones.asc [    5568] Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/phyhum.asc [   11320] The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/redneck.asc [    3744] You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/revenge.asc [    3013] The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/roach.asc [    1006] Search is On for World's Biggest Roach

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/safe-fax.asc [    6340] The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/swprayer.asc [    2077] The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/tao.asc [   30270] The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/theplan.asc [    1946] In the Beginning There Was the Plan

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/toads1.asc [    1987] Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/todd.asc [    4615] Attention, All Ye of the Faith!

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/toonlaw.asc [    7061] Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)

=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/bbs/KEELYNET/HUMOR/trojan.asc [    1749] An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career