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The Winner ANSI Team
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=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/groups/TWAT/twat001.txt [ 4776] The Book of 416, by Phlintlok Jesus
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/groups/TWAT/twat002.txt [ 9316] Deeply Disturbed [Nation] Tells his Story (June 19, 1994)
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/groups/TWAT/twat003.txt [ 5004] All the Idiots I met at HoPE by Solctice
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/groups/TWAT/twat004.txt [ 7926] How to Get Fuct Up B/w How to Fuc Up Others, by Thanatos Pale
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/groups/TWAT/twat005.txt [ 46243] Pompus Pilots' Underground Guide to Usenet, by Pompus Pilot
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Ph1l3 #oo1 [TWaT]
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The Book of 416
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The Beginning
1 On the 0-Day God created 416. It was formless and empty. Darkness covered
all, and God's spirit hovered over the waters.
2 On the 1-Day God created Computers. He looked at them and said, "W0w,
th0z3 R 3l33+@!%#$@#%$@#!!!!!1!!!!1!!" He called the lame ones Amigas,
and the k-k00l ones IBM's.
3 On the 2-Day God created WaReZ. He looked at them and said, "W0w th0z3 R
3l33+ +00!!!11!!! N0w 3Y3 K4n pla3y th4 0-D4Y&(*^%$&^$&^!!!!!!1!!!!
4 And on the 3-Day God created CyberSpace, and looked over it and said,
"K-K00l!!1!!! N0w 3y3 h4v3 Uh Wa3y +00 G|t M0r3 WaReZ*&(^$%*&^$!!!!1!!!"
5 And on the 4-Day God created ANSi, and said "K-k33n!!!1!!! N0w 3y3 h4v3
3l33+ p|ktur3z!!!1!!!!!1!!!"
6 And on the 5-Day, God created the BBS. He had his own, and named it
Heaven. It ran on ViSiON-X v.99,999,999.9 Alpha. It was a 0-Day WaReZ and
ANSi board, and had all the new WaReZ and ANSi releases, and no ratios for
ld callers. He had no time limit, so you could call, and play Limonade
Stand until your eyes popped out. But one of his Sacred couriors turned
NarQ. His name was Visionary, and he formed his own realm down below. It
was named Hell, and ran on Wildcat version 0.0000001. It was an Apogee
Distrubution site, and only had shareware, classical .MOD files, and
speachcard utilities for the APPLE II. God looked at this rebel's board
and said "U R L4M3!%@#$%^#@!!!!! U R 4 N4RQ! !!!1!!!!!!" Visionary looked
up at him and replied, "RAAAARRRRR!!!!! I'm not a narq. Can we talk about
this?" Due to his sins Pat was doomed to ride around in a wheelchair all
his life, and was struck blind.
7 And on the 6-Day God created k0dez. He looked over them and said, "N0w
3y3 k4n k4ll 3l33+ 0-Day BBESEZ*^%$*^%$!!!!1!!!!" And he also created
The D00d. This dude he named Paradox, which means "K-K00l D00d!" in
Canadian. God gave Paradox the task to create Conferences, and own a VMB.
But Paradox had noone to trade WaReZ with, so God created another D00d,
and named him Psycho Slasher. Paradox and Psycho Slasher were the best
of D00dz. God said "G0 f0rth 4nd tr4d3 WaReZ." And he saw that it was
3l33t.
8 God told them, "You k4n tr4d3 4ny WaRe, bu++ n0t SP33cHW4r3Z!!!1!!!1!! iYF
U d00, th4n U w|ll b3 c4st 0u+ 0V 416@#$^#$%$#$!!!1!!"
9 Psycho Slasher was calling boards one day, when Visionary, in disguise as a
SysOp broke into chat. He said "Hey, want to trade WaReZ." Visionary
zipped his speechwarez as Mortal Kombat II. Psycho Slasher wanted Mortal
Kombat II. Psycho Slasher said "W0w, K-K00l!!1!!! 3y3'll +tr4d3 U Pong
4 it*&^)*&!^!!!!!!!1!!!" Visionary agreed. And HS-Link ensued. When it
was done, and Psycho Slasher Unzipped, and saw what had been done, he quickly
formatted his hard drive, to keep God from finding the files. But God saw,
and said to Psycho Slasher and Paradox, "U R L4M3!#$^#$%!!!1!!!! G3t 0w+
0v 416#$%#@%!!!!!1!!!!"
10 And so they left the garden, and went out onto the plain of 905, where
there were only ANSi boards, and Paradox cried.
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Thanx for reading this file, and be shure to spread it everywhere, especially
to Canuck Land. That's Canada for all you Non-Eskimo types.
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(c)1994 [TWaT] - The Winner ANSI Team!
Written by Phlintlock in a fit of intelligence and beauty, and the mastermind
behind the "Hey, this is Paradox's Girl 416 Routine."
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|. |. |. |. |. |. | | | Deeply Disturbed [NATiON]
|. \ |. |__|. |__|. | |. |. | | | tells his story
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| | | | | | | | | |__| | | Interview by SpinalBob [FaT]
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| | | |___ | | | | _| || __| | | tions (c) 1994 - Inter-
| | | | | | | | | \| | | | | | | view of: D. D. [NATiON]
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Title: Deeply Disturbed Tells His Story
Subject: Deeply Disturbed
Date: June 19, 1994
Interviewer: SPiNALB0B
Affiliation of Subject: [NATiON]
Affiliation of Interviewer: [FaT] - Fetal ANSi Turds
Spread by: [JaCK] - Jovial Ansi Courioring Kikes
Edited by: PhlyingPhil [GuPPY]
ASCii by: NightBlade [iCE]
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Hello... this is PhlyingPhil of GuPPY Editing Society. I must
comment on this text file, as I do on every Textfile I edit. Due to the
nervous state of the subject of the interview, it was hard typing from the
taped conversation. Apparently Deeply Disturbed isn't used to talking to
people. Anyway, the following interview was carried out by SpinalBob, a
good friend of mine, and a member of a rather elite organization of T-File
writers callet [FaT]. I have had great relations with [FaT] and it's
members. It's a great group, and they are all honest and decent people, who
have given some of the greatest interviews of people in the ANSi scene, that
have ever graced the halls of [GuPPY], and there have been many.
I'd like to say hi to Jesus Smith [FaT Prez], The Elite King [GuPPY
Prez], BaldFish [GuPPY], MaximumPear [GuPPY], Lethal Cantalope [FaT], Hectic
Schmectic [JaCK], and my Mom.
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Well... this is SPiNALB0B of [FaT]. And I would like to say a
couple lines before the interview. Deeply Disturbed is a troubled boy, and
needs to be helped. If you could help by donating money, to pay for his
upcoming therapy, it would be greatly appreciated. I failed to get the
address to send the money to in my haste to leave after the interview (I
had to catch a plane). If you could contact Deeply Disturbed, than you can
probably get the address from him.
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SB: Testing... Testing... One... Two... Three... Alright, let's see.
This is SPiNALB0B interviewing Deeply Disturbed on June 15, 1994. OK,
Are you ready?
DD: Yeah, I think.
SB: OK, Deeply Disturbed, can I call you Deeply?
DD: No.
SB: Allright... Uhh.... Now for my first question.
DD: Fire away.
SB: How did you get into the ANSi Scene?
DD: It all started two years ago in WWiVNet. I was CoSysOp on a WWiV board
called THE K-K00L WAREZ PALACE, Ottowa's only 2400 baud WWiV WaReZ board,
and I was looking through the message basses, which I usually don't do.
SB: And why was that.
DD: I only had a 2400 baud modem, and I spent all my time downloading WaReZ.
I was CoSysOp because I was the only person who called except for a
friend of mine, who's handle was Lord Chester. Anyway, I had downloaded
all the warez that were on his BBS at the time, and decided to just call
and see what the board was really like. I discoverd WWiVNet. It was
amazing. So many neat and interesting people were on there. I was in
total awe of one sub in particular: THE ANSI BIN. I was mystified by
the neat blocks on the screen. I decided then and there to get a VGA
monitor. I only had a monochrome then. The next day I had my friend
Lord Chester walk up to the guy in Radio Shack and ask him to show him
the new CD players.
SB: Yes, this is all very interesting. Go on...
DD: And while he was, I grabbed a VGA monitor and card, and ran out of the
store. I had my Bart Halloween mask on, so nobody would know it was me.
SB: And what did you do then?
DD: I took it home and set it up. I unzipped my registered copy of THEDRAW,
which I had never used, but I had gotten because it was a ware. I then
started to draw. I got so much into it, that I stayed up four days
straight drawing ANSi. My first picture was of my dog, Peaty. It was
cool. I showed it to Chester, and he got so excited he got an erection.
He was so happy, because he had never gotten an erection before. Neither
had I, but that's another story.
SB: Uhh... yes... good.
DD: Anyway, I spread it on the other local boards, and the SysOps of the
local boards liked it. I started doing ads for Remote Access boards. In
a couple months I was up to WIldcat and Spitfire Logon Screens. I had
been saving up my lunch money for a while, and when I got enough, I went
and bought a 14.4 modem. I was so excited! I got home, and was shaking
so hard, I had to get my mom to install it.
SB: Yes, and then?
DD: Well... A couple months later I joined a local ANSi group called [MaTH].
SB: What does [MaTH] stand for?
DD: I don't know. I never asked. I just thought it was cool. ANyway, I
drew for them for a while, and then moved on to another group, [KKAP]
which stands for K-Kool Ansi People. After that I moved from group to
group until I finally joined ACiD. It was so amazing. I got to meet
really awesome people that had no lives just like me. My friend Lord
Chester now draws for iCE. He started a couple weeks after I did,
because he wanted to do some menus for his new GT Power board. His
current handle is Dark Wolf.
SB: You mean the artist of that Excellent Suicidal Shrimp ANSi?
DD: I think so. I don't know. All I remember is his ANSi of two guys doing
the "horizontal polka." That one is my favorite ANSi ever made.
SB: Uhhhh... OK...
DD: Anyway... I now draw for NATiON. It's really keen. I love it there.
I like talking to my fellow members like Maestro, Sociopath, and Mr.
Sinister. They are all always on the Boards like me, so they're cool.
SB: Shure. I have another question.
DD: Hold up, I think my mom is coming... ALLRIGHT MOM!!!! I PROMISE NOT
TO WEAR YOUR CLOTHES ANYMORE!!!! I CAN'T COME NOW!!! I'M TALKING TO MY
FRIEND!!! NO, HE'S NOT GAY!!! THAT'S MY OTHER FRIENDS!!! Anyway, fire
away.
SB: Uhhh... Ok, when do you draw ANSi's?
DD: I usually stay on my computer all day. I quit school to draw ANSI, so
I have alot of time to draw.
SB: Do you do speed or anything to stay awake?
DD: Speed? What's that? Is that that new movie? I read about it in the
FedNet music sub. No, I usually stick a stick up my ass, which keeps
me awake, and makes me feel real happy at the same time.
SB: Do you ever regret being an ANSi dude.
DD: NEVER!
SB: You swear?
DD: Uhhh... Sometimes I think about running away, getting married to
Chester, and moving to San Francisco, so I don't have to worry about
ANSi anymore, but when I start to draw, it just all goes away, and I
become one with the screen.
SB: What do your parents think of this?
DD: They hate it, but then, I hate my parents. My mom hates it when I put
on her clothes, and my dad has hated me since he caught me screwing Peaty
in my closet one day. But that all is gone when I draw ANSi, and all I
have to worry about is if my ANSi makes the next pack in time, or if
I'll get accepted to the new ANSi boards, or how long my k0dez will last.
SB: Well...
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Deeply Disturbed can be reached on IRC as deeply_d on the k00l chanel #ANSI
or #NATiON whichever one is more 31337. He could have been reached via
k0deline, but...
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All the idiots I met at HoPE
By Solctice
I met about 200 people at HoPE many being from IRC..many not...there were many
gimps, and there were many cool people. I took many pictures, and I am
digitizing all of the peoples pictures that I met. I am explaining all the
people I met concering #phreak/#hack. I am doing this for neither prestige
nor popularity. Just for the fun of it, and top shut you lame ass fuckers
up who keep asking me about people I met.
Note From The Author: all the .gifs will be here in a few weeks...I sent
them out on Monday, August 15th, by FedEx. They'll be here in a maxzimum of
two weeks.
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Music Phreak: He was the first person I met at HoPE, for we were the first
few people there. I expected him to be a short italian, but he was a tall,
massive guy with the temper of a dandelion. Real nice guy. Definately on my
list of cool people.
PMF: He was one of the few people who fit my expectations of the person they
were. I had met him on confs months before, and he knew his shit. To put
it all in words, he was troll-like, for he was short with flashy clothes.
But nonetheless, he was not ugly, or stupid, or gimp-like at all. One of my
more favorite people at the conf. Despite his constant swearing in public,
and never ending wise cracks and pranks, I could safely say he was one of
the coolest people I met at HoPE.
Pluvius: Pluvius was not at all what I expected. I expected him to be a loud,
stupid looking person. He was not. He was a tall, quiet type with Army boots
and a short haircut. If he said 10 words to me at HoPE, it was a lot. Not
that he didn't like me and the group I was with, it was he is just a quiet
person. DEFINATELY not the gimp like person I thought I'd meet. Most Unix
gurus *AREN'T* normal. Ploov gets mah Warez Of Approval.
Parad0x: On confs, I had always thought of parad0x as a chink. He was a pure
down-home American white-boy. If I get 50 questions about Parad0x a day, it's
a slow day. To put it in words, he looked *almost* normal. Aside from being
about 6'2", about 160 pounds, having absolutely no muscle what-so-ever, and
having a goofy, non haqr-looking face, he seemed normal. I came to HoPE knowing
I was going to kick the shit out of this immature kiddie if he such as even
LOOKED at me sideways, I did nothing of the sort when I met him, for he seemed
like a nice guy. He wasn't staying at the conf, because his mommy wouldn't let
him stay with all the evil haqr people. That night, he was 150 miles away, and
started talking shit about me on IRC about me being a fat gimp. Neither of
which I am. I regretted not making this little kiddie swallow his teeth.
There's always next year. This kiddie getz the Parad0x Seal of Gimpiness.
Lestat(Razor): I had heard much about this kid from confs, and have been on a
few of them with him. If you ever get the misfortune of being on a conf with
this kid, hang up. He's a toner, a breather, and lame in general. I had heard
about him being short and fat, and looking like a girl, but the latter two of
which he was neither. He wasn't what I expected, and the few times that I saw
him at HoPE, he was normal....drunk off his ass, but normal. he *IS* short,
and he *IS* very rich. Finally, I took many pictures of this kid, because it
was fun, and I had a massive demand to do so. This annoyed him. When he
passed out from over consumption of beer and Zima (eew..Zima), I started to
kick him, wanting to see his reaction. He promply sat up and hit his head on
the underside of the table, knocking him back out...haha. I could neither
define him as a gimp or a normal person, for he fit neither catergory fully.
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(C)1994 [TWaT] - The Winner ANSI Team!
All Issues of [TWaT] Can be found at etext.archive.umich.edu in the
/pub/Zines/Twat directory. The new issues are put into /incoming.
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How to get fuct up b/w How to fuc up others
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DISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLA
IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS... I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DUMBASS
IF YOU DIE OR GET HURT DOIN' ANY OF THIS YOU SUCK IN THE FIRST
PLACE... THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOU A COOL PERSON NO MATTER WHAT!
IMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDISCLAIMERDI
PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I PART I
R0B0...
Robotussin: One bottle of Robotussin extra strength cold and cough
(8 oz.) Or the generic brand will fuck your world... After the first
time you do it, try for two Bottles... the generic brand is much
cheaper but both are easy to steal!
Freon...
The enviromentalists will hate me for this one... Oh yes your AC is
more useful than cooling... Look on the back of your AC unit, behind
or beside your house, (if you don't know what an AC unit looks like;
then you're already too fucked to be doin' this) you'll see a blue
canister... on the canister there'll be a nozzle w/ a cap on it...
it looks like the air nozzle on a bicycle tire... get a garbage bag
and tie up the open end and rip an inch off one of the bottom corners
and place the hole over the nozzle... use a screw driver, finger nail,
bolt or some other kind of object to push the pin inside the center
of the nozzle... fill bag as needed... DO NOT DO THIS WHEN THE AC IS
ON... IF THERE IS ANY ICE IN THE GARBAGE BAG DO NOT USE... otherwise
take the bag and put the hole in your mouth and HUFF away... This
makes a hole about the size of a small town in the ozone... I think
Ciga-Joint...
This is a favorite of mine... It's a cigarette that gives you a nice
buzz... Buy a pack of Bugler or Drum rolling tobacco and some weed...
roll a cigarette with three parts tobacco to one part weed... this
smells really good and tastes even better... it allows you to have a
good buzz but still won't get you too fucked up to drive or face your
parents... unless you get fire ass weed... find your own ratio of
tobacco to weed that suits you the best... Kite tobacco made by Bugler
is menthollated and makes an interesing taste!
Gold Seal...
This won't fuck you up but it helps you pass urine tests... Go to
GNC (General Nutrition Center) And buy Gold Seal and follow the
directions on the bottle... you also can drink about 20 glasses of
water the day before the test... you can also drink vineger or herbal
tea... these are not 100% gauranteed... but they do help or but most
of the time it does work... do these at least a day or two before the
test...
Max-Alert...
Max-Alert can be bought at gas stations and grocery stores... all it
is is caffeine pills... if you take about 5 you'll be wired for life
and your hair will feel like it's growing... Max-Alert is also known
as White Crosses... They tend to make me sick but I know plenty of
people that enjoy it!
Mad Dog (MD 20/20) punched...
This takes the bite out of MD 20\20... Take your favorite bottle of
Mad Dog and the corresponding flavor of Kool-Aid (if you get Hawaiian
Blue Mad Dog use blue berry Kool-Aid and if you get Orange Jubilee
then use orange Kool-Aid)... drink about 5 sips out of the bottle of
MD and pour Kool-Aid in the bottle w/ about a half cup of sugar...
shake the hell outta the bottle... now you have a bottle of Mad Dog
punched... it's fuckin' good as hell!
That's All I Could Think Of That Not Too Many
Know About...
PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART ][ PART
Light Beam...
Take clear Scotch tape or adhesive tape and find a nice dark street..
take the tape and stretch it across the street between two telephone
posts... when a car drives up to this in the middle of the night the
light beams hits the clear tape; there appears to be a beam of light
across the road... of course this is harmless but it sure does scare
the hell out of people and they sometimes panic and swerve or slam on
bakes!
Can't Drive...
Take a lug wrench and remove all the lug nuts off a car (prefferably
someone you hate)... when they decide to move their car all sorts of
damage can happen... a broken axle, wheel damage; a lot of money,
either way, will be spent in repairs!
Explosive Car...
This only works on old cars... Take a ping-pong ball and make a hole
in it... fill the ball with crystal Drayno and put tape over the
hole... put ball in gas tank and run like Carl Lewis on crack...
the Drayno reacts with the gas explosivly... this can be done on new
cars only in a different way... take a funnel and place in gas tank
then pour liquid Drayno down funnel but this reacts instantly and
your ass will be blown away!
Fuck Bell...
Put metal epoxy in the key hole on the change box... this fucks the
phone co. by lockin' all the money in the phone... it takes more
money and time to remove the epoxy...
Fuckin' With Vietnamese...
Go through a Vietnamese neighborhood and shout "do my my" (spelled
phonetically)... this means "fuck you mother fucker"!
Grocery Store Phun...
Go to a grocery store and grab a buggy... Fill the buggy full of
shit... make sure you get expensive steaks and seafood... when the
buggy is full leave it and make your way to the nearest exit... this
makes a pain in the ass for store employees who have to put all the
food back... do this with several friends and several buggies!
Laxitive Fudge...
take some chocolate Ex-Lax and use it to replace the chocolate in the
nearest fudge recipe... pass them out at school to all the dorks who
think you're the "koolest"... Then watch the phun!
This is goes out to all the Squatters around the world: May Jah
bless you and may Bauchus send you many gifts. I spill a swill
to all of you who aren't drinkin' with me. Everyone of ya guys
is remembered with every drop of alcohol a drink. I would like to
especially remember Bob the Clown... Who was put in jail with me
for a crime that we didn't commit and is still there now!
= Thanatos Pale =
Chaos Punx & Drunk Rock
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