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My Granddaughter
First of all, my granddaughter calls me Big Maw. When she was 3
years old, I had taking her to the store with me. After we got out
of the car, she started to run to the store and I grabed her and
pointed down on the blacktop a oily spot about the size of a half
dollar. I told her that if she gets out in front of a car that she
would like like that spot on the blacktop.
A month later, she went to the store with me again. When we got
out of the car, she got all excited and started yelling, "Big Maw,
Big Maw!" I said, "What is it, Jesica." She then pointed down to
a oily spot about 2 times the size of a basketball and ask, "What is
that, a mommy or a daddy?"