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+                            BBBB   TTTTT   W  W  W                        
+                            B   B    T     W  W  W                     Logo by         
+                            BBBB     T     W  W  W                     sUMsDos           
+                            B   B    T     w  W  W                    [BTW Prez]         
+                            BBBB     T     WWWWWWW                               
+                                                  
+                            Bizarre Types of Wares              
+
+                                   Presents: 
+                                              
+                   TeleConference/UseNet Acronym List v1.0            
+
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÑÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³ By: sUMsDos                          ³ Type of Release: Text (Acronym List)  ³
+³ Release Date: November 7, 1994       ³ Technical Info/Rating: G, Must-Have   ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                               Release Notes:                                 ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Ever read a UseNet article and not know what the hell they're talking about?  ³
+³Then this file is for you!  225 acronyms commonly (and/or not-so-commonly used³
+³acronyms!                                                                     ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                                                                    - sUMsDos ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                              Membership List:                                ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³                           The Prez & His Veeps:                              ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                    CoFounder, CoPrez : sUMsDos                               ³
+³                    CoFounder, CoPrez : The Maxx                              ³
+³               Communications Director: David E. Shifren                      ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                           Miscellaneous Members:                             ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                                 DarkShadow                                   ³
+³                              Elemental Wizard                                ³
+³                                    Swift                                     ³
+³                                  Illusion                                    ³
+³                                  Scorpion                                    ³
+³                                 Wakko Warner                                 ³
+³                                  Skywalker                                   ³
+³                                  Topaz Gem                                   ³
+³                                     JP                                       ³
+³                               Malicious Intent                               ³
+³                                The Insomniac                                 ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                                BTW Boards:                                   ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Name                ³ Sysops/Cos/Staff                           ³Phone Number³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³The Maxxy's Pad(WHQ)³ The Maxx þ sUMsDos                         ³5i6ÄMaXiÄPaD³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Cell Block 4(C.USHQ)³ Malicious Intent þ Pascal                  ³815Ä282Ä8732³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Artificial          ³ Elemental Wizard/Gene/Illusion þ           ³5i6Ä822Ä8909³
+³Intelligence        ³ Poster/Python/Quadrun ][/Spock/Stallion/   ³            ³
+³                    ³ Illusion                                   ³            ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Corrupt             ³ Anal Retentive þ Swift þ Micro             ³5i6Ä681Ä7437³
+³Society             ³ Apocolyptic Lord                           ³            ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ 
+³Visions of Reality  ³ Illusion                                   ³5i6Ä783Ä5974³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Digital Illusions   ³ Scorpion                                   ³5i6ÄNOTÄ4YOU³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³The Sands of Time   ³ The Insomniac                              ³516Ä822Ä0587³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                                 Group News:                                  ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³Well, we're up to fourteen members and eight boards!  This sure is a far cry  ³
+³from the days it was The Maxx and I...  <nostlagic sigh> :)                   ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³Let me just clear up one point - we ARE NOT exclusively a warez group.  We    ³
+³deal in several aspects of the underground.                                   ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³We are still seeking members, so fill out BTW.APP & send it in today!         ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³Thanx for wasting your online time & D/L points on this crap!   Last but not  ³
+³least, PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!                                                       ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                                  Greets:                                     ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³                                  Groups:                                     ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³CiA: The kewlest art group that I'm not in... :)                              ³
+³TPU & UBiC: What's wrong?  Can't make your OWN acronym list, you lousy SOBs?! ³
+³AWF: Too bad the merger didn't work out.  Maybe next time.                    ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                                 Personal:                                    ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³Hannibal: Have fun at UNC, er... Nassau County Jail! :(                       ³
+³Aero & Matrixx: THIEF!!!                                                      ³
+³Winnie the Pooh: Go overdose on your fucking lithium pills!                   ³
+³Trident: Happy hacking!                                                       ³
+³LandeeÄJ & Outlaw & Treni & Other K-RAD K00L 3Li+3 D00DZ: Read this NFO and   ³
+³       get your facts right!                                                  ³        ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³Feel free to EÄMail us wherever you see us!                                   ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³  Or, contact our Comm. Director (David E. Shifren) at david.shifren@asb.com  ³                                                                        
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ

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+                               BTW Group News:
+
+        We continue to grow.  I would like to commend both Phantasm and The
+Maxx for their fine work during my absence.  We are proud to welcome The Cell  
+Block as our Central USHQ.  BTW may be undergoing a name change in the near
+future, as we try to come up with another name for the group.  If so, the
+magazine name may change as well.  Don't worry, the DIZ's will state "(Formally
+BEER)".  Well, look out for our releases and PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!!!
+
+                                                       - sUMsDos [BTW President]
+

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+                        TTTTT   W W W           TTTTT                  LoGo BY
+                          T     W W W             T                    Ajax the
+                          T     W W W    aaa      T                    Trojan
+                          T     W W W   a   a     T                    [TWaT
+                          T     WWWWW    aaa a    T                     KiSS]
+
+                         TeXT  WRiTeRZ   aND    TRaDeRZ
+
+                                  PReSeNTZ: 
+                                  
+                               THe CHeaT SHeeT
+                               VeRSioN 94.06.21
+
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÑÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³ WRiTTeN BY    : Ajax the Trojan   ³ SToLeN BY    : (NoT aPPLiCaBLe)          ³
+³ ReLeASe DaTe  : 06-21-94          ³ RaTiNG       : G, a MuST-HaVe!!!         ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                               ReLeaSe NoTeZ:                                 ³                              
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³THe CHeaT SHeeT is our *BIG* release, and it's a must have... This is a HUGE  ³
+³(293 at last count) list of group acronymz...  I'll try to update it at least ³
+³weekly, and possibly daily...'Til next release, good luck and PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!³
+³I'm leaving for Lancaster, PA on the 26th...  'Til I come back in late August,³
+³there will be NO more releases of THe CHeaT SHeeT...  Sorry, dudez... But, THe³
+³MaXX will be quite active, RIGHT?! :)  Well, cya l8a...
+³                                                                              ³
+³                                                              -Ajax the Trojan³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                              MeMBeRSHiP LiST:                                ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³                            Da PReZ & HiS VeePZ:                              ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                    CoFouNDeR, CoPReZ : Ajax the Trojan                       ³
+³                    CoFouNDeR, CoPReZ : The MaXX                              ³
+³               CoMMuNiCaTioNZ DiReCToR: David E. Shifren                      ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                                 WRiTeRZ:                                     ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                           Ajax the Trojan [KiSS]                             ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                                 TRaDeRZ:                                     ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                           Ajax the Trojan [KiSS]                             ³
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+³                                TWaT BoaRDZ:                                  ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Name                ³ SySoPZ/CoZ                ³ PoSiTioN ³ PHoNe NuMBeR     ³            
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³GaTeZ oF ]-[eº      ³The MaXX / Ajax the Trojan ³ WHQ      ³5i6-Go-To--Heº :) ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
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+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                                 GRouP NeWZ:                                  ³                             
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³We are a new group & we look pretty good so far.                              ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³We are one of the few text-only groups in the elite world, and we hope to get ³ 
+³bigger & better.  We need good traderz (couriers, but TWaT is better than TWaC³ 
+³:), good writerz, more boardz, and someone to draw our ANSiZ.  Thanx and PHuCK³ 
+³Da LaMeRZ!                                                                    ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³In addition, I'm leaving on the twenty-sixth for sunny Lancaster, PA... Until ³
+³my return in late August, TWaT will be run by THe MaXX... Don't worry, I'll   ³
+³fix all his damage when I return... :)  Look for some new releases from us    ³
+³such as The Animaniax Collection, Ace of Base, NBA Jam codes, MK codes, etc.  ³
+³Well, cya l8a... :)                                                           ³
+³                                                             - Ajax the Trojan³       
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                                  GReeTZ:                                     ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³                                  GRouPZ:                                     ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³KiSS: The kewlest (and only :) image-scanning group around! (Kewl PReZ, too!:)³
+³                                                                              ³
+³            GReeTZ aLSo Go ouT To CGI aND aLL oTHeR TeXT GRouPZ!              ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                                 PeRSoNaLZ:                                   ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³THe MaXX: Be good this summer!Don't worry, I'll fix everything when I return:)³
+³Vigilante: Acro v1.0 was kewl. Too bad it made its way onto lame S/W boardz.:(³
+³Candyman: TEAT (The Elite Acronym Translator) is super-kewl!                  ³
+³Teach: Thanx for getting me started!                                          ³                             
+³All Packagerz: You dudes are the people who helped this list the most. You all³
+³               a round of applause. :) Seriously, thanx *SO* much, dudez!!!   ³
+³Hannibal: Have fun at UNC, er... Nassau County Jail! :(                       ³
+³                                                              -Ajax the Trojan³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³Feel free to E-Mail me (Ajax) on almost any good elite board in Nassau County.³
+³                                                                              ³
+³  Or, contact our Comm. Director (David E. Shifren) at david.shifren@asb.com  ³                                                                        
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
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+                                THe CHeaT SHeeT 
+                               (VeRSioN 94.06.21)
+                               eLiTe aCRoNYM LiST                          
+                                
+                                 a TWaT ReLeaSe
+                               BY Ajax the Trojan
+
+This list of elite acronyms should get you onto any elite board (unless you're
+a TOTAL lamer, that is.)  Good luck and PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!!!   
+                                                    Ajax the Trojan  [TWaT PReZ 
+                                                                      KiSS PReZ    
+                                                                      Co GoH   ]
+
+AAA     Aces of ANSI Art
+ACB     Achtung!
+AFB     aMaZiNG aSTRoFeST BuNCH
+AAFH    ANSI Artists From Hell
+ACE     Arcane Corporate Elite
+        Acme Couriering Enterprises
+ACiD    ANSI Creators in Demand
+AD      Altered Destiny
+AFC     ANSi Factory
+AFL     ALPHA FLiGHT
+ALF     ANTi LAMERS FOUNDATiON
+ALI     ALiVE
+AMD     Advanced Micro Designs
+ANX     Anoxia
+AoD     Acedemy of Deception
+ASB     Astrofence Bunch
+ATM     Automation
+        Anti-TUN Movement
+AVG     Avengers
+AVLHL   aLWaYs VeRY LuBRiCaTeD HaPPY LeMMiNGs
+AWA     Anti-Warez Association
+AWoL    Artists WithOut Loyalty
+
+BAD     BBS'ers Against Dweebs 
+        Bitchin' Ansi Design
+BDC     BReaKDoWN DeMo CReW
+BGR     Brotherhood of Gods and Retards
+BNZ     Bonzai
+BOW     Best of the Worst
+BPi     Blacklisting People inc.
+BVN     BANNED ViSiON
+
+CBX     CybRiX
+CCC     Chaos Cyber Creations
+ccC     CoMpy CracKin' and CrAshiN'
+CCi     Cyber Crime International
+CEN     Centaur
+CF      Cyber Force
+CGI     Console Gaming Informers
+CHS     Chaos
+CiA     Creators of Intense Art
+        Crackers International Alliance
+CLF     Cyberpunk Liberation Front
+CoD     Children of Damnation
+COOL    CROATiAN ORGANiZATiON OF LEECHERS
+CoMA    Community of Moral Advancement
+COR     C0RRUPTI0N
+CoRE    Criminals of Radical Extremes
+CPR     Couriers Pumping Rapidly
+CP$     CoMPuTeR PiRATeS $yNDiCATe
+CrAC    Crazed Artists Coalition
+CRaM    CiTiCeNS ReVoLTiNG aGaNST MoTZaH
+CRUE    Cheat Requests for Underground Elite
+CUD     Computer Underground Digest
+CuM     Creative Users WiTH A MiSSiON
+
+DeAD    Dame Excellent Ansi Design
+DES     DeStiny
+DiE     Dimented Images of Euphoria
+DJP     DefJam Productions
+dlc     DREADLoC
+DM      Digital Masters
+DNX     Dynamix
+D0D     Drink or Die
+DOM     Dominators
+DRD     Dread
+DS      Dragon Society
+DST     DiSToRTioN
+DUA     Digital Underground Association
+DW      Dead Weight
+
+ECR     Electronic Rats
+EPiC    Excellence Produced in Creativity
+ESW     Every Strange Wares
+ETA     Express Traders Alliance
+ETE     Eternity
+EVIL    Exotic Visions In Liquid
+EWR     Elite Warez Review
+EX      Extinct
+EXC     Excretion
+
+FBC     Fag-Bashing Crew
+FC      Future Crew
+FDN     The Foundation
+fff     files fuck friends
+FiRM    First in Releasing Most
+FLT     FairLight 
+        FAiRLiGHT
+FRL     Freelancers Guild
+FS      FiRE SkULL
+FTH     FaiTH
+FUAP    Fucked-Up Average People
+FUD     Fucked-Up Dudes
+
+GNS     GENESiS
+GNX     Gen-X
+GOD     Global OutDial
+GoDs    GUILD oF DISTRIBUTORs
+GPA     Gainseville Pirates Association
+GRiP    Graphic Revolution in Progress
+GRiP/AD GRiP (see GRiP) / Ansi Division
+GRD     GROOVE DRUNk ENTREPRiSE
+GTHC    GOTHiC
+
+HASH    Humans Against Society and Homework
+HATE    Highly Artistic And Talented
+HAV     Havok
+HBD     Hybrid
+HCH     HarD CorE HackerS
+HEAT    Hackers Enterprising Across Telecommunications
+HEMP    Hardcore Elite Mother Phuckers
+HR      High Rezolution
+HRA     Hacker's Republican Army
+HSGMT   High-Speed Global Mass Trading
+
+iBP     iGH BaH Poo
+iCE     iNSANE CREATORS ENTERPRISE
+iDG     iNDiG0
+IIRG    International Information Retreival Guild
+ILL     ILLuminatus
+iLs     IllUsIoN
+iMG     iMAGE ANSi ARTiSTS
+IMP     Imperial
+INC     International Network of Crackers
+IND     Independence
+INF     Infinity
+iNT     iNTEGRiTY
+ISA     International Software Alliance
+iSD     iNSANE SOFTWARE DESiGNERS
+iTU     Infinity Traders Unlimited
+IUD     INC (See INC) Utility Division
+IVP     Instant Virus Production (by YAM)
+
+JB      Japan Boys
+JS      JackShit
+
+KFC     Krazy Fug Couriers
+KiSS    KRaZY iMaGe SCaNNiNG SiCKoZ
+KORT    Knights Of the Round Table
+
+LANCE 2 Lancelot ][
+LBo     LiTTLE BiG oNE
+LLL     Local Lamers Limited
+LGD     Legend
+LIFE    Loyalty In Full Effect
+LoD     Legion of Doom
+LOH     Legions Of Hackers
+LSD     Lush Software Designs 
+        Lethal Software Distributors
+LTD     License to Draw
+LwV     Lamers with Vision
+
+MAD     Massive Anarchistic Destruction
+        Malicious Art Denomination
+        Mutual Assured Destruction
+MAG     Makings of Artistic Geniuses
+MFT     Manifest
+MiC     Master Image Creators
+MNG     MUSiC N' GRAPHiX
+MPI     Micro Pirates Incorporated
+MRN     MaRooN
+MTH     MiRTH
+MVF     MAD (see MAD) Virus Factory
+
+NA      NiTRO ALLiANCE
+NCA     National Courier Alliance
+NEUA    National Elite Underground Alliance
+NLA     No Lamerz Allowed
+NoT     Nation of Thieves
+NTA     Nokturnal Trading Alliance
+NUAA    NaTioNaL UnDeRGRouND aPPLiCaTioN aLLiaNCe
+NX      NeXuS
+NYC     New York Crackers
+
+OASiS   Outstanding Ansi Specialists InStitution
+ODA     Over-Dosed Anarchists
+OLR     On-Line Revenge
+OTL     Outlaws
+OX      OUTLAWS eXchange
+
+PaL     Pirates at Large
+PAM     Pathetic ANSI Makers
+PCi     Power Crisis International
+PDRC    PRiMAL Demented Review Crue
+PDX     PARADOX
+PE      Public Enemy
+PEN     Pentagon
+PHaT    Phunky Hardcore ANSi Team
+PHC     Pirates of a Higher Cadre
+PHELA   PHreakers ELite Association
+PHT     PHanTasm
+PHX     PHoeniX
+PiC     Partners in Crime
+PIL     Pirates In Legion
+PiMP    PHUCKIN iNSANE MUSIC PRODUCERS
+PM      Psychic Monks
+POTMAN  Pirates Of The Mid-Atlantic
+PoW     Programmers of War
+PRi     PRiMAL
+PSD     PsychoSquad
+PSI     Pirates Sick of Initials
+PSY     Psychosis
+PTG     Pentagram
+PTL     Pirates That Live
+PUR     Pursuit
+PWA     Pirates With Attitudes
+
+QC      Quality Cartel
+
+RAID    Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks
+RAM     Really Awful Music
+RDC     Radiance
+REM     RADiCAL ELiTE MOVEMENT
+REN     Renaissance
+REV     Revolt
+RiOT    Revolution in Our Time
+RiSC    RiSE iN SUPERiOR COURiERiNG
+RLT     Reality
+RMK     ROMKIDS
+RoT     Rebels of Telecommunications
+RPM     Relentless Pursuit of Magnificence
+RR      Rescue Raider
+RZR     RaZoR 1911
+
+SAD     Slick ANSI Designers
+SC      S.C.O.T.C.H.
+SCAM    Society of Criminals, Anarchists, and Misfits
+SCL     SCANDAL!
+SCD     Software Chronicles Digest
+SCX     Scoopex
+SDA     Silicon Dream Artists
+SE      SynTeX ERRoR
+SKN     Skillion
+SiN     Software Innovation Network
+SLA     Software Liberation Army
+SMAF    Sig Makers Against Faggots
+SMUT    SYNDROME'S MEGA UTiLiTY TEAM
+SNC     SoNiC
+SOUP    Sea Otter Underground Productions
+SPI     Software Pirates Incorporated
+SR      Skid Raw
+SSN     Sysop Support Network
+SUN     Sight Unseen
+SWaT    Special Warez Acquisition Team
+$ynd    The $yndicate
+
+TB      Thrust Brothers
+TBL     The Black Legion
+TCB     TeCHn[+]BrAiN$
+TCOLB   The Crackers Of Lame Boards
+TCS     The Crime Syndicate
+TDA     THe DaRK ALLiaNCe
+TDD     The Dirty Dozen
+TDK     The Destiny Knights
+TDM     The Drowning Man
+TDN     The Documentation Network
+TDS     The Devil's Spawn
+TDT     The Dream Team
+TEC     The Evil Crew
+TERR    TeRRaTRoN
+TEW     THE ELiTE WAVE
+TGT     THE GUiLD OF THiEVES
+THG     The Humble Guys
+THP     The Hill People
+THW     The Hard Wares
+TiA     The Insane Asylum
+TiC     THe iNNeR CiRCLe
+TICN    The Insane Couriers Network
+TL      Top Listings
+TMM     The Mental Midgets
+TNKB    TuRbO NuTTer KiWi BAStARdS
+TNO     The New Order 
+TOAO    The One And Only
+TPO     The PRiMAL Order
+TRA     The Rebel Alliance
+TRC     The ReVieW CreW
+TRM     The Rim Merchants
+TRSi    Tristar Red Sector Incorporated
+TSAN    The Sysops Association Network
+TSB     The Silicon Bovine
+TSS     Tape Swappers Syndicate
+TUN     The Underground Network  
+TxC     ToXiC
+TWA     The Warez Alliance
+TWaT    TeXT WRiTeRZ aND TRaDeRZ
+TZU     TeRRoR ZoNe UNdeRGRouND
+
+UBiC    United Boards in Control
+UC      UNiTED COURiERS
+UCF     United Cracking Force
+UCR     UC (see UC) - Random (console division)
+UFT     United File Traderz
+        UNiTY Federation Team
+UL      Universal Labs
+UNI     UNiTY
+UC-ID   UC (see UC) - InterNet Division 
+UKT     United Kiwi's Trader
+UNT     UNTouchables
+USA     United Software Association
+USCA    UnItEd SeRbIaN CoUrIeR AsSoCiA.
+USSR    Underground Software Systems Revolt
+UTG     United Traders of Germany
+uXu     Underground Experts United
+
+VCi     Vulcan Cultural International
+VD      Vital Dox
+VS      Virtual Shock
+VSW     VeRy StRaNgE WaReZ
+
+WAC     WiLD ANSi CREATORS
+WBL     W BALLS
+WC      WildCards
+WWC     World Wide Couriering
+
+YAM     Youngsters Against MacAfee
+
+Well, that's it for this release.  Let us know if we skipped (Big or small, we 
+want 'em all), mispelled, or miscapitalized a group.
+
+Write to me (Ajax) on any TWaT or KiSS board, (or any good 5i6 elite board for 
+that matter :) I can also be contacted via PHeLoNeYNeT (I'm on RPM).
+
+Or, contact our communications director, David E. Shifren, via InterNet at:
+david.shifren@asb.com

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+                                The Cheat Sheet
+                              (Version 94.11.07)
+                              Elite Acronym List
+                                
+                                 A BTW Release
+                                  By sUMsDos
+                           Special Thanx To Phantasm
+
+This list of elite acronyms should get you onto any elite board (unless you're
+a TOTAL lamer, that is.)  Good luck and PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!!!   
+                                                         sUMsDos [BTW President]
+AAA     Aces of ANSI Art                                              
+AAAAA   American Association Against Acronym Abuse
+AAB     aMaZiNG aSTRoFeST BuNCH
+AAFH    ANSI Artists From Hell
+AAWA    Ansi Artists With Attitudes
+AB2     Anarchy Burger ][
+ACB     Achtung!
+ACE     Acme Couriering Enterprises
+ACE     Arcane Corporate Elite
+        Art Creation Enterprise
+ACiD    ANSI Creators in Demand
+AD      Altered Destiny
+ADV     AnTaReS DV
+AE      Ansi Express
+AFB     aMaZiNG aSTRoFeST BuNCH
+AFC     ANSi Factory
+AFL     ALPHA FLiGHT
+        AlpHAFligHT
+AGE     aGe oF CHaoS
+AHP     AcidHell Productions
+ALF     ANTi LAMERS FOUNDATiON
+ALI     ALiVE
+ALT     Altered Reality
+AMi     AMiTECH
+AMD     Advanced Micro Designs
+AN      Aryan Nations
+ANE     Anarchy 'N' Explosives
+ANR     ANCRiD
+ANViL   The Committee for Cyberspace Disinformation
+ANX     Anoxia
+AOTD    Art of Technology Digest
+APHA    American Phreak/Hack Association
+API     American Pirate Industries
+AR      Ares
+ARMA    Armageddon
+AS      ASiA
+ASB     Astrofence Bunch
+(A2)2   Association of Animated Ansi Artists
+ASS     Association of Sociopathic Suburbians
+        Aryan Secret Service
+ATI     Advanced Technology Inc.
+        Activist Times, Inc.
+ATM     Activist Times
+        Anti-TUN Movement
+        Automation
+        Atomic
+AVG     Avengers
+AVLHL   aLWaYs VeRY LuBRiCaTeD HaPPY LeMMiNGs
+AVV     Anti Virus Virus
+AWA     Anti-Warez Association
+AWF     Ansi With Fantasy
+AWoL    Artists WithOut Loyalty
+AoD     Academy Of Deception
+
+BAD     BBS'ers Against Dweebs 
+        Bitchin' Ansi Design
+BAGS    Bristol's Anti-Gay Society
+BAR     Bad Ass Retards
+BB      Bad Brains
+        BetaBoys
+BCC     Bilbo's Cracking Club
+        Boys from Company C
+BDC     BReaKDoWN DeMo CReW
+BGR     Brotherhood of Gods and Retards
+BHS     Black Hand Society
+BNZ     Bonzai
+BLH     BacklasH
+BMUG    Berkeley Macintosh Users Group      
+BoM     Brotherhood of Malice
+BOS     BladeS OF SteeL
+BOW     Best of the Worst
+BPi     Blacklisting People inc.
+BS      Bomb Squad
+BSP     Bently Sidwell Productions
+BTW     BiZaRRe TYPeZ oF WaReZ
+        Bizarre Types of Wares
+BVN     BANNED ViSiON
+BWS     Brian's World Software
+
+CARA    Clandestino Auto-Reproductive Anti-virus
+CAVE    Coalition of American Virus Engineers
+CBX     CybRiX
+CC      Crazy Conehead
+CCC     Chaos Compupter Club
+        Chaos Cyber Creations
+        CoMpy CracKin' and CrAshiN'
+CCCF    Chaos Computer Club France
+CCi     Cyber Crime International
+CDA     Cascada
+cDc     Cult of the Dead Cow
+CDN     Creativity DemoNet
+CDS     CaRDiNaLS
+CDUGD   Computer Down UnderGround Digest
+CEN     Centaur
+CF      Cyber Force
+CGI     Console Gaming Informers
+CHS     Chaos
+CHiNA   Comunists Hackers in North America
+CiA     Crackers International Alliance
+        Creators of Intense Art
+CiP     Crime in Progress
+CIS     Creators of Intense Shit
+CKS     Celestial Knights
+CLE     CLeRiA
+CLF     Cyberpunk Liberation Front
+CLT     Clitoris
+CoD     Children of Damnation
+CODE    Crackers of Digital Equipment
+CoMA    Community of Moral Advancement
+COOL    CROATiAN ORGANiZATiON OF LEECHERS
+COPS    Couriers of Pirated Software
+COR     C0RRUPTI0N
+        Corosion
+CoRE    Criminals of Radical Extremes
+COTNO   Communications of the New Order
+CoV     Corruption of Violence
+CPD     Computer Piracy Digest
+CP$     CoMPuTeR PiRATeS $yNDiCATe
+CPI     Canadian Pirates Incorporated
+        Caribbean Pirates iNC
+        Corrupt Programming Internation
+CPR     Couriers Pumping Rapidly
+CPSR    Computer Professionals for Social Responsibility
+CPU     Computer Persons Underground
+        Corrupter Pirate's Union
+CR      Criminal
+        CrAzY/RoYALS
+CrAC    Crazed Artists Coalition
+CRaM    CiTiCeNS ReVoLTiNG aGaNST MoTZaH
+CRC     Crazy Review Crew
+CRM     CRiMSON
+CRUE    Cheat Requests for Underground Elite
+CSC     Conspiracy of Silence Crew
+CSDN    Chinese Software Distribution Network
+CTR     Contour
+CTI     Chaos Technologies, Inc.
+CU      Computer Underground
+CuD     Computer underground Digest
+        CERLiTY Utilities Division
+CuM     Creative Users WiTH A MiSSiON
+CV      COMVirus
+CW      Cyber Warriors
+        CasWare
+CY      Chemical Youth
+
+DAME    Dark Avenger Mutating Engine
+        Dark Angel's Multiple Encryptor
+DAS     Digital Anarchist Society
+DCE     Dutch Computer Enterprises
+DD      Digital Dimensions
+DDD     Doctor Death & Darkhawk
+DDM     DoomsDay Machines
+DeAD    Dame Excellent Ansi Design
+DEEP    dRiNKiNG eViL eLiTe pHReAKeRs
+DEPBA   Digital Exchange Pirate Board Alliance
+DES     DeStiny
+DFS     Damn Fucking Shit
+DH      Dark Helmet
+DI      Digital Infinity
+DiE     Dimented Images of Euphoria
+        DarK iMaGERY EnTerprise
+DIF     Digital Infinity
+DiMM    Developers in Mass Media
+DiR     DeVeLoPeRS iN RaGe
+DJP     DefJam Productions
+DLC     DreadLoC
+DLT     DELiGHT
+DM      Digital Masters
+DN      DeadNet
+        DuNE (see DuNE)
+DNR     Drive Not Ready
+DNS     Dynasty
+DNX     Dynamix
+DOA     Distributors of Anarchy
+D0D     Drink or Die
+DOM     Dominators
+DP      (see DEEP)
+DRD     Dread
+DS      Dragon Society
+DST     DiSToRTioN
+DSTD    Dream Syndicate Trade Division
+DUA     Digital Underground Association
+DuNE    DiGiTAL UNDERGRoUND ELiTE
+DUNE    Digital Underground Network Exchange
+DV      Dive
+DW      Dead Weight
+        DrevneyaWare
+DWI     Damn Windows Idiot
+DWiT    Dark Writers Incorporated
+DYGM    Doyadigm
+
+EAP     Estranged Art Packagers
+ECA     Elite Crackers Association
+ECC     European Cracking Crew
+ECHO    Elite Crackers/Hackers Organization
+ECR     Electronic Rats
+EFR     Escape From Reality
+EMF     ElectroMotive Force
+EMS     Entrepreneurs Marketing Software
+END     Evil Never Dies
+EPA     ELiTe PRoGRaMMeRS aSSoCiaTioN
+EPAH    Ethical Phreakers and Hackers
+EPiC    Excellence Produced in Creativity
+ERIS    Electronic Revolutionary Information Society
+ES      ElektroShok
+ESC     Escape
+ESM     Elysium
+ESW     Every Strange Wares
+ETA     Express Traders Alliance
+ETE     ETERNiTY
+EUCIA   Elite Underground Central Intelligence Agency
+EVIL    Exotic Visions In Liquid
+EVL     EViL-FX
+EWR     Elite Warez Review
+EX      Extinct
+EXC     Excretion
+EXT     Exotic
+        Extortion
+
+FBC     Fag-Bashing Crew
+FBI     Fake Butt-Fucking Idiots
+        FUCKiNG BUNCH Of iDiOTS
+        Freaker's Bureau Incorporated
+        Fatal Byte Infection
+FC      Future Crew
+        Fatal Connection
+FCP     Fone ConsPiracy
+FDN     Foundation
+        File Distribution Network
+FDX     Frogadsh
+fff     files fuck friends
+FFT     Federation of Free Traders
+FiRM    First in Releasing Most
+FLA     Fei Long Associates
+FLC     Faster than Light Couriers
+FLT     FAiRLiGHT
+FOD     Finger of Death
+FOST    Federation of Software Theft
+FPS     File Propulsion System
+FRD     FRiENDSHiP
+FRL     Freelancers Guild
+FRM     The FiRM Inc.
+FS      FiRE SkULL
+FSD     Frueh Stuck Design
+4T      The Fourth Tower
+FTH     FaiTH
+FTL     Fatal!
+FUAP    Fucked-Up Average People
+FUCK    Forgive Us Crazy Kids
+FUD     Fucked-Up Dudes
+
+G0D     Global Overdose
+GFR     Grim File Reaper
+GNS     GENESiS
+GNX     Gen-X
+GOD     Givers of Destruction
+GOD     Global OutDial
+GoD     GUILD oF DISTRIBUTORs
+GoD     Gods of Destruction
+GoDs    GUILD oF DISTRIBUTORs
+GOP     Grand Old Pirates
+GP      Genesis Project
+GPA     Gainseville Pirates Association
+GPV     General Public Virus
+GRD     GROOVE DRUNk ENTREPRiSE
+GRiP    Graphic Revolution in Progress
+GRiP/AD GRiP (see GRiP) / Ansi Division
+GS      Games Society
+GSD     Genius Software Development
+GTA     GERMAN TRADiNG ALLiANCE
+GTHC    GOTHiC
+
+HA      Hard Attacks
+HACK    Hacking And Computer Krashing
+HALE    Hackers Against Law Enforcement
+HASH    Humans Against Society and Homework
+HATE    Highly Artistic And Talented
+HAV     Havok
+HBD     Hybrid
+HCH     HarD CorE HackerS
+HEaT    Hackers Enterprising across Telecommunications
+HEMP    Hardcore Elite Mother Phuckers
+HH&H    Hard Hit & Heavy
+HIC     Hardcore Information Compilation
+HiT     Hired International Terrorists
+HR      High Rezolution
+HRA     Hacker's Republican Army
+HRU     Hackers 'R' Us
+HSA     Hashbrown Society of America
+HSGMT   High-Speed Global Mass Trading
+HST     High Speed Transfer
+HT      Hard Target
+HV      High Voltage
+HVDL    Hungarian Virus Research Laboratory
+HWA     Harckers With Attituses
+HYPER   HYPER VELOCiTY
+
+IA      International Affairs
+iBP     iGH BaH Poo
+IC      Inner Circle
+iCE     iNSANE CREATORS ENTERPRISES
+        Inner Circle Elite
+        International Cracking Elite
+ICI     ITALiAN CRACKWARE iNC
+ICS     Italian Cracking Service
+ICU     Idiots Creations Unlimited
+IDC     InDepenDent coURiers
+iDG     iNDiG0
+IEC     Independent Engineers of Couriering
+iGH     International Ghost Hunters
+IIRG    International Information Retreival Guild
+iiT     Israel's InterNet Traders
+ILL     ILLuminatus
+        Information Liberation League
+ILSN    iLLUSiON
+iMG     iMAGE ANSi ARTiSTS
+        iMAGE
+IMP     Imperial
+INC     International Network of Crackers
+iND     Independence
+INF     Infinity
+InfiNET International Freedom of Information Network
+INHC    Inhuman Conditions
+iNK     iNSANE ANSi KREAToRZ
+INS     Insomnu
+iNT     iNTEGRiTY
+IPPLC   International PPL Creators
+IR      Immortal Riot
+        Insane Reality
+IRE     Information Retrieval
+IRG     International Rogues Guild
+IRS     fIles Reviewing Society
+IS      Immortal Syndicate
+ISA     International Software Alliance
+iSD     iNSANE SOFTWARE DESiGNERS
+IT      Traders of Internet
+ITR     iCE (see iCE) Trial
+iTU     Infinity Traders Unlimited
+IUD     INC (See INC) Utility Division
+IUPLCM  IUP Luis Callabero Mejas
+IVP     Instant Virus Production (by YAM)
+IW      Imperial Warlords
+
+JB      Japan Boys
+JDIV    Jesus Died In Vain
+J4J     Jump 4 Joy
+JS      JackShit
+JW      Jabberwocky
+
+KAOS    Krackers Association of Sweden
+KASS    Krackass
+KFC     Krazy Fug Couriers
+KiSS    KRaZY iMaGe SCaNNiNG SiCKoZ
+KKK     Klan of Kwik dox Kreators
+KLF     Kosmix Leader Foundation
+KORT    Knights Of the Round Table
+KOS     Knights of SHadow
+KP      KingPin
+KRS     KraftShlag
+KTS     Katharsis
+KULT    KnIgHts UnDeR ThE LaW Of TrIsTan
+
+LAME    Lunatics And Maniacs Encorporated
+LANCE 2 Lancelot ][
+LBo     LiTTLE BiG oNE
+LC      LiGHTNiNG COURiERS
+LCT     LiquidCode <tm>
+LCY     Legacy
+LGD     Legend
+LGN     Legend
+LiCl    Lithium Chloride
+LIFE    Loyalty In Full Effect
+LISA    Long Island Sysop Association
+LiT     LiTHiUM
+LiTH    LiTHiUM
+LLL     Local Lamers Limited
+LLT     LimeLight Technologies
+LoD     Legion of Doom
+LOE     Legend Of Eternity
+LOH     Legions Of Hackers
+LoL     Legions of Lucifer
+LoM     Land of Money
+LOP     Lamers of Power
+LoTE    Legions of the Etherial
+LPS     Lupus
+LS      liGht SPEEd
+LSD     Lethal Software Distributors
+        Lush Software Designs 
+LT      LoCo TeCH
+LTD     License to Draw
+LwV     Lamers with Vision
+
+M       MaTRiX
+MA      Mooncrow Aeyrie
+MAD     Malicious Art Denomination
+        Massive Anarchistic Destruction
+        Mutual Assured Destruction
+        Mystical Artwork Designs
+        Mutated Ansi Design
+MADRAS  Mature Adults Demanding Real ApplicationS
+MAG     Makings of Artistic Geniuses
+MAGiC   Mighty and Gargantuan institute of Chaos
+MAX     Masters of the Art Experience
+MCM     Miami Cracking Machine
+MD      MAGiC DeSiGN
+MDS     Marquis De Soiree
+MEN     Menace C0URiERS
+MERC    Mercenary Magazine
+MFSG    MAlfUNCtiON SYStEM GROUP
+MFT     Manifest
+MGD     Miller Genuine Draft
+MIA     Masterly Insane Anarchy
+MiC     Master Image Creators
+MID     Midnight
+MiND    Messages in Notorius Demand
+MNG     MUSiC N' GRAPHiX
+MoA     Mercenaries of Anarchy
+MOD     Masters of Deception
+MoD     Masters of Disaster
+MPI     Micro Pirates Inc.
+MR      Mind Rape
+MRN     MaRooN
+MSG     MAlfUNCtiON SYStEM GROUP
+MSK     Midnight Serial Killer
+MST     mYSTiC
+MTA     Mass Trade Alliance
+MtE     Mutation Engine
+MTH     MiRTH
+MVF     MAD (see MAD) Virus Factory
+MW      Most Wanted
+
+NA      NiTRO ALLiANCE
+NAC     New Age Crackers
+NAP/PA  North American Pirate/Phreak Association
+NaPE    National Pirate Exchange
+NARC    Never at Rest Couriers
+NASA    North American Society of Anarchists
+        North American Sysop Alliance
+NB      NeuroBashers
+NCA     National Courier Alliance
+NCC     Norwegian Cracking Company
+NEUA    National Elite Underground Alliance
+NFSP    National Federation of Software Pirates
+NGV     NuKE GenVirus
+NH      Nazi Hackers
+NHA     National Hackers Alliance
+NIA     Network Information Access
+NiM     NiMBUS
+NiN     Nicotine Inhaling Nuns
+NJP     New Japan Pro
+NLA     No Lamerz Allowed
+NO      New Order
+NOF     News of Freedom
+911     Nine One One
+NoT     Nation of Thieves
+NPA     Northern Phreakers Alliance
+NR      NetRunners
+NSD     No Shit Dudes
+NSoC    National Society of Crackers
+NT      NEEDFUL THiNGS
+NTA     Nokturnal Trading Alliance
+NUAA    NaTioNaL UnDeRGRouND aPPLiCaTioN aLLiaNCe
+NWO     New World Order
+NX      NeXuS
+NYC     New York Crackers
+
+OASiS   Outstanding Ansi Specialists InStitution
+OCP     Omni Computer Productions
+ODA     Over-Dosed Anarchists
+OLR     On-Line Revenge
+OMT     One More Thing
+OOFN    Our Own Fucking Net
+OOOFNET Triple O-F Net
+OS      OSoft
+OTL     Outlaws
+OX      OUTLAWS eXchange
+
+P500    Phortune 500
+PAG     Phreaks Against Geeks
+PaL     Pirates at Large
+PAM     Pathetic ANSI Makers
+PAPAG   Phreaks Against Phreaks Against Geeks
+PAW     Pirates Analyze Warez
+PB      Pacific Brigade
+PC      Phrack Classic
+PCBB    PC Byte Bandit
+PCP     Personal Computer Pursuit
+        Pacific Coast Pirates
+PCi     Power Crisis International
+PDRC    PRiMAL Demented Review Crue
+PDX     PARADOX
+PE      Public Enemy
+PEI     Psychdelic Excreation International
+PEN     Pentagon
+PFA     Passion For Artwork
+PG      PolyGram
+PGC     Pirates Gone Crazy
+PHA     Phreakers/Hackers/Anarchists
+PHC     PiRATES OF A HiGHER CADRE
+        PiTaTeZ oF a HiGHeR CaDRe
+PhD     Phreak/hack Destroyers
+PHELA   PHreakers ELite Association
+PHiNK   People wHo are in Need of Kash
+PHT     PHanTasm
+PHUCK   Phone Hackers United Crash Kill
+PHUN    Phreakers Hackers Underground Network
+PHX     PHoeniX
+PHaT    Phunky Hardcore ANSi Team
+PHAL    Phalcon
+PI      Pirates Inc.
+PiC     Partners in Crime
+PiL     Pirates In Legion
+PiMP    PHUCKIN iNSANE MUSIC PRODUCERS
+PiTS    Pie in the Sky
+PLC     POLiCE
+PM      Psychic Monks
+PNA     Paranoia
+PND     Phreaker's New Development
+POOR    Protectors of Our Rights
+PoT     Posse of Terror
+        Party of Tommorrow
+        Pioneers of Technology
+POTMAN  Pirates Of The Mid-Atlantic
+PoW     Programmers of War
+PP      Pompey Pirates      
+PPP     Phucking Phield Phreakers
+PPWR    Pure Power
+PRDM    Paradigm
+PRi     PRiMAL
+PS      Phalcon/Skism (see SKiSM)
+PSD     PsychoSquad
+PSI     Pirates Sick of Initials
+PSMPC   Phalcon/Skism Mass Produced Code
+PSY     Psychosis
+PTB     Powers That Be
+PTC     Part Time Crackers
+PTG     Pentagram
+PTK     Pyroteknik
+PTL     Pirates That Live
+PUR     Pursuit
+PWA     Pirates With Attitudes
+PWC     PiRaTeS WiTH CaUSe
+PWS     PiRETE's WHO CAN SPELL CORRiERS
+
+QC      Quality Cartel
+QT      Quantum Traders
+
+RAiD    Redundant Array of Inexpensive Disks
+        Rebel Anarchists Incur Destruction
+RAM     Really Awful Music
+RANCiD  Radical Artists and Crackers in Demand
+RCT     Reactor
+RDC     Radiance
+REG     REGALiA
+REM     RADiCAL ELiTE MOVEMENT
+REN     Renaissance
+REV     Revolt
+RiOT    Revolution in Our Time
+RiPE    Rebels in Pure Effect
+RiSC    RiSE iN SUPERiOR COURiERiNG
+RLT     Reality
+RM      Raw Meggage
+RMK     ROMKIDS
+RoT     Rebels of Telecommunications
+RPM     Relentless Pursuit of Magnificence
+RR      Rescue Raider
+RSH     Rush
+RSM     Ransom
+RTC     ReaDY To CoMe
+RTS     Request To Send       
+RZR     RaZoR 1911
+
+S-NET   Synchnet
+SAA     Strategies Against Authority
+SAD     Slick ANSI Designers
+SANE    Sycotic Ansi Network Enterprise
+SC      SCANDAL!
+        SOCiETY
+SCA     Swiss Cracking Association
+SCAM    Society of Criminals, Anarchists, and Misfits
+SCAR    Shore Cracking/ANSI Runners
+SCD     Software Chronicles Digest
+SCL     SCANDAL!
+SCPG    Southern California Pirate Guild
+SCX     Scoopex
+SCaR    Shore Cracking/ANSi Runners
+SDA     Silicon Dream Artists
+SE      Society Elite
+        SynTeX ERRoR
+SGA     SysOps Guild Association
+SGB     SMuRFS GoNe BaD
+SHA     Swedish Hackers Association
+SHiT    Sorry Hackers in Training
+SHV     Shiver
+SiN     Software Innovation Network
+SKISM   Smart Kids Into Sick Methods
+SKN     Skillion
+SLA     Software Liberation Army
+SMAF    Sig Makers Against Faggots
+SMUT    Syndrome's Mega Utility Team
+SNC     SoNiC
+SNK     Snake Hackers
+SoD     Syndicate of Destruction
+        Society of Destruction
+SODP    Syndicate Of Dead Pirates
+SoP     Sums of the Pieces
+SoT     Sea of Tranquity
+sOUP    Sea Otter Underground Productions
+S!P     Surprise! Productions
+SPI     Software Pirates Incorporated
+SPPC    SPREADPOiNT/PC
+$print  $=the money you save, Protection Removed in No Time
+SR      Skid Raw
+SRH     sOFTWARE rUNNERS from hELL
+SRN     Sysop Refernence Network
+S7      Stellar 7
+SSN     Sysop Support Network
+SSODB   Secret Society of Dark Birds
+ST      Silicon Toads
+        Sto Tech
+SToC    STraight Outta Califonia
+S2DD    Slut2Death Dealer
+SUi     SUiCiDE
+SUN     Sight Unseen
+SW      StanleyWare
+SWAG    Source Wave Archival Group
+SWaT    Special Warez Acquisition Team
+SyNC    Syndicated Network of Couriers
+$ynd    The $yndicate
+SyS     Scaring you Shitless
+
+TAA     The Avacado Avengers
+TABOU   The Alternative Bytemovers of the Underground
+TAD     The Atomic Dustbin
+TAF     Trailblazer Ansimaker Freelance
+TAP     TransAtlantic Project
+TB      Thrust Brothers
+TBL     The Black Legion
+TC      The Consortium
+TCB     TeCHn[+]BrAiN$
+        The CodeBlasters
+TCC     The Computer Crossroads
+TCD     TeleCom Digest
+TCE     Threatening Couriers Everywhere
+TCOLB   The Crackers Of Lame Boards
+TCS     The Criminal Syndicate
+TCSN    The Crime Syndicate Network
+TCT     The Cracking Team
+TDA     THe DaRK ALLiaNCe
+TDD     The Dirty Dozen
+TDK     The Destiny Knights
+        The Dark Knights
+TDM     The Digital Mafia
+TDN     The Documentation Network
+TDS     The Devil's Spawn
+        The Downward Spiral
+TDT     The Dream Team
+TdWp    Think dream Wonder ponder
+TEC     The Evil Crew
+TERR    TeRRaTRoN
+TET     The European Technology
+TEW     THE ELiTE WAVE
+TFBL    The Fine Blue Line
+TFN     The Federation Network
+TFT     The Fourth Tower
+TGH     The Gates of Hell
+TGT     THE GUiLD OF THiEVES
+TG3     The Gate ]I[
+TGW     Those Great Warez
+THC     The Hemp Crew
+        The Hacker Crackdown
+THG     The Humble Guys
+THH     The Hard Hackers
+THOM    ThE HouSE of MaYHeM
+THP     The Hill People
+        The Humble Peasants
+THW     The Hard Wares
+TiA     The Insane Asylum
+TIAC    The Insane Asylum Coders
+TiC     THe iNNeR CiRCLe
+TICN    The Insane Couriers Network
+TiDT    The Internet Dream Team
+TKK     The Kind King
+        THe KiWi KiLLeRS
+TL      Top Listings
+TLC     True to Life Couriers
+TLS     The Lawless Society
+TM      Trouble Makers
+TMG     The Midnight Goofballs
+TMM     The Mental Midgets
+        The Modem Mob
+TMS     The Morbid Sacrilege
+TMTM    Two Minutes To Midnight
+TNC     The New Comes
+TNK     The NewComers
+TNKB    TuRbO NuTTer KiWi BAStARdS
+TNL     Top Notch Lyrics
+TNO     The New Order 
+TOAO    The One And Only
+ToS     The Other Side
+TOX     ToXiC
+TPC     The Phony Coders
+TPO     The PRiMAL Order
+TPU     ThE pEoPlE UpStAiRz
+TRA     The Rebel Alliance
+TRB     TuRBo-NeT
+TRC     The ReVieW CreW
+        The ReViEW CrEW
+TRE     The Racers Edge
+TRI     The Remote Informer
+TRM     The RiM Merchants
+TRN     Tyranny
+TRSi    Tristar Red Sector Inc.
+TS      Toxic Shock
+TSAN    The Sysops Association Network
+TSB     The Silicon Bovine
+TSC     The Spectrum Crew
+TSG     The Sleeping Gods
+        The Shadow Group
+TSO     The SysOps Organization
+TSoft   TurboSoft
+TSP     The SpacePigs
+TSS     Tape Swappers Syndicate
+        The Sons of Satan
+TTD     The Toxic Dream
+TTG     The Thieves Guild
+TTK     The Tommy Knockers
+TUC     The Underground Corporation
+        THE UndErworld Coorporation
+TUGOS   The United Guild of SysOps
+TUN     The Underground Network  (Also the name of an affiliated BBS)
+TWA     The Warez Alliance
+TWCB    The Wacko Cracko Brothers
+TWaT    TeXT WRiTeRZ aND TRaDeRZ
+TWL     TWiLiGHT
+TxC     ToXiC
+TZ      Twilight Zone
+TZM     Tzeng Jau Ming
+TZU     TeRRoR ZoNe UNdeRGRouND
+
+UA      Undercover Agents
+UAA     United Ansi Artists
+UART    Unites Association of Reckless Talent
+UBiC    United Boards in Control
+UC      UNiTED COURiERS
+UC-ID   UC (see UC) - InterNet Division 
+UCA     Underground Criminal Alliance
+UCD     Underground Communications Division
+UCF     United Cracking Force
+UCL     Universal Crime League
+UCR     UC (see UC) - Random (console division)
+UCS     United Courier Syndicate
+UCU     Universal Crackers of the Underground
+UDC     United Druids of Cyber Space
+U4C     UltraForce
+UFT     UNiTY Federation Team
+        United File TraderZ
+UGC     Underground Council
+UID     Useful stuff In Demand
+UKT     United Kiwi's Trader
+UL      Universal Labs
+UNC     (see UNCLE)
+UNCLE   United Nations Copyright Law Evaders
+UNI     UNiTY
+UNNet   United Nations Net
+UNT     UNTouchables
+UP      United Psychodelics
+UPi     United Phreakers Inc.
+USA     United Software Association
+        United States of Anarchy
+USCA    UnItEd SeRbIaN CoUrIeR AsSoCiA.
+USSR    Underground Software Systems Revolt
+USTA    United Software Trading Alliance
+UT      UltraTech
+UTG     United Traders of Germany
+UWA     Underground Writers Association
+UWP     UnderWorld Products
+uXu     Underground Experts United
+
+VCi     Vulcan Cultural International
+VCL     Virus Construction Set
+VCS     Virus Construction Set
+VD      Vital Dox
+VG      ViRuLeNT GRaFFiTi
+VI      Visual Insanity
+ViP     Vintage Production
+VNS     VOGON News Service
+VS      Virtual Shock
+        ViruSystems
+VSi     Visual Stimulations Incorporated
+VSW     VeRy StRaNgE WaReZ
+VT      Virtual Team
+VXB     Virus eXchange Boards
+
+WAC     WiLD ANSi CREATORS
+WBL     W BALLS
+WC!     WildCards
+        WiLD CaRDS!
+WCharts WorldCharts
+WDF     World Domination Force
+WFW     Workers for Wimbledon
+        Wankers From Wimbeldon
+WWC     World Wide Couriers
+WWCA    World Wide Crackers Association
+WX      Weapon X
+
+XF      X-Force
+XTC     Ectasy (it's phonetic!)
+
+YAM     Youngsters Against MacAfee
+
+ZRK     Z-Rock
+Z-TEC   Zero Technology
+
+Well, that's it for this release.  Let us know if we skipped (Big or small, we 
+want 'em all), mispelled, or miscapitalized a group.
+
+Write to me (sUMsDos) on any BTW, (or any good 5i6 elite board for that matter 
+:) I can also be contacted via RoseNet, XTCnet, or HSAnet.
+
+Or, contact our communications director, David E. Shifren, via InterNet at:
+david.shifren@asb.com

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+                            New Member Application
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+DoS is still seeking members!  The major things we need include long-distance 
+couriers and long-distance sites/distros.  Anyone with ANY skill or talent is 
+invited to join!  C'mon, what harm could it do?! :)  Well, ttfn & ttyl!        
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+Handle:
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+Address:
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+State:                ZIP:                Country:
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+Occupation:
+Affiliations (Please define all acronyms! Thanx!):
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+**************************** For SysOps & Cos Only ****************************
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+Modem Speed Supported:
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+Are You Interested In Becoming A Distro Site/Affiliate/HQ/Etc.?
+If Accepted, How Do You Want Your Number Listed In The NFO?
+
+******************************************************************************
+
+List Three Best Boards You're On: (Preferably 516 Or Distro For A Large Group:)         
+  Name:                         Number:               Sysops/Cos:
+1)                               (   )   -             
+2)                               (   )   -
+3)                               (   )   -          
+
+List Three People Who Can Vouch For You (Preferably Someone I've Heard Of, i.e. 
+Members Of Big Groups, SysOps Of Big Boards, And 516ers):
+1)
+2)
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+State What You Can Do For DoS:
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+Please Define As Many Of These Groups As Possible (Note: You Are Not Expected
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+ACiD
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+GNS
+iCE
+INC 
+NERD
+NX
+PTG
+PWA 
+RZR 
+TDT 
+THG 
+TRSi 
+TWaT
+
+Any Other Group Acronyms That You Might Know:
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+(Exceptions May Be Granted On A Case-By-Case Basis, However.)
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+
+P.S. Attach A Sample Of Your Work...                
+
+Send This Form To Us Via Any Of The Methods Described In The .NFO File. Thanx!                                   
+                                                                     - sUMsDos  
+                                                                      [DoS Prez]

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+                      DiSCiPLES        oF       sUMsDos
+                                   
+                                   Presents: 
+                         
+                                   JokeAcro                                          
+                                  Version 1
+
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÑÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³ Released By: sUMsDos                 ³ Type of Release: Text (Acro List)     ³
+³ Release Date: June 12, 1995          ³ Copyright: E.C. Publications & others ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                               Release Notes:                                 ³
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+³This is a list of "joke acronyms", usually used to make a point about how much³
+³something sucks.  Have fun.                                                   ³
+³                                                                    - sUMsDos ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
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+³                              Membership List:                                ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³                           The Prez & His Veeps:                              ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                   Founder, President : sUMsDos (516)                         ³
+³               West Coast Coordinator : Blazen1 (805)                         ³
+³                     800# Coordinator : ReK (408)                             ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                           Miscellaneous Members:                             ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                                 XanaX (805)                                  ³
+³                         The Boogeyman (916)                                  ³
+³                                Kodiax (403)                                  ³
+³                              HomiCide (815)                                  ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
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+³                                DoS Boards:                                   ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Name                ³ Sysops/Cos/Staff                           ³Phone Number³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍØÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³nafta.com      (WHQ)³ BlazeN1 þ XanaX                            ³805.UP.SOON!³
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+³Cell Block 4  (USHQ)³ Malicious Intent þ Pascal                  ³815.282.8732³
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+³Radiation-X         ³ XanaX þ BlazeN1 / Monkey Boy / Phatal      ³805.588.1739³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³iNFiNiTY            ³ Dark Seige þ 7th SoN / Punk Rock           ³704.785.9274³
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+³Digital Illusions   ³ Scorpion þ ShortCut / SmooZ                ³5i6.NOT.4YOU³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³Black Days          ³ Ace þ HomiCide / Stumpy                    ³815.234.8445³
+³                    ³                                            ³800.DoS.SiTE³
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+³Sanitarium          ³ Zipper Head þ Oneiro / Case / Knight Rider ³704.792.7275³
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+³The Fallout Shelter ³ Aardvark                                   ³410.849.2742³
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+³The Phruwt Tree     ³ The Boogeyman þ Filbert / Zork916          ³916.652.8941³
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+³Ethereal Dreams     ³ CYkO þ El Producto / Overdose              ³407.626.8382³   ³
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+³nO pEACE            ³ ReK                                        ³800.FUK.LAMR³
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+³Chromatic Death     ³ Sarpathins þ Stumpy / Ace                  ³815.234.8445³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
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+³                                 Group News:                                  ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³We are still looking for members.  Anybody is free to apply.  However, all    ³
+³members must contribute at least one release per week.  (Temporary exceptions ³
+³will be granted on a case-by-case basis.)  If you can't maintain that         ³
+³standard, DON'T APPLY!  Otherwise, we are still seeking members, so fill out  ³
+³DoS.APP & send it to either The Cell Block 4 or Radiation-X today!            ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³We'd just like to make clear that we have NO connection whatsoever with       ³
+³Ip's now-defunct(?) art group, Domination of Society.                         ³
+³In fact, Ip and I came to an understanding regarding our use of the name DoS  ³
+³recently over IRC.                                                            ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³We dropped Liquid Insanity as our World HQ for a few reasons:                 ³
+³1) BlazeN1's new BBS will be better.                                          ³
+³2) LI no longer has an 800# and may be under investigation by AT&T.           ³
+³3) (Why it is no longer even a distro)  We heard from several sources that    ³
+³   Killer Instinct is a lamer who fabricates affiliations.                    ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³Matrixx and I recently reconciled in IRC...  It turns it he didn't steal the  ³
+³Cheat Sheet, but rather that Phantasm had granted him permission to use it.   ³
+³Whoops...  Mea culpa.  Well, we're on friendly terms now.  (In fact, I now    ³
+³courier for his new art group, Imaginik...)                                   ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³I just fully discovered IRC :), so...  DoSMeets via IRC!  Show up on #dosmeet ³
+³every Saturday night from about 8:00pm-10:30pm Eastern Time (5:00pm-8:30pm    ³
+³Pacific Time) and we'll chat, exchange warez, etc, etc, etc.  All DoS members ³
+³will get opped, and lamers will be kicked off and/or banned.  But hey, join in³ 
+³the fun! :)  (BTW: It's #DoSMEET, not #DoS.  Natture has hogged #DoS for weeks³
+³:( (Hopefully more people will show up for these then for the PHRuWT Meets. :)³
+³                                                                              ³
+³I'm leaving for camp (in 717) on the 25th and won't be back until late August.³
+³While I'm gone, BlazeN1 will be running things.  (And hopefully he'll do a    ³
+³better job then The Maxx did)  During that period, an205866 won't be read, so ³
+³send your E-Mail to an?????? instead (B1's account rather than mine)...       ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³Thanx for wasting your online time & D/L points on this crap!   Last but not  ³
+³least, PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!                                                       ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
+ÚÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ¿
+³                                  Greets:                                     ³
+ÆÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͵
+³                                  Groups:                                     ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³RUiN, TPU, UBiC, & UNT(US): What's wrong?  Can't make your OWN acronym list,  ³
+³       you lousy SOBs?!                                                       ³
+³AWF: Too bad the merger didn't work out.  Maybe next time.                    ³
+³DoPE & iD: <Sniff>  I'm sad to see you go...                                  ³
+³EUCiA:Caught with your hand in the SysOp Menu, eh?  Serves you right, LAMERS! ³
+³DFT: Contrary to those rumors, you are NOT dead!  Or are you?                 ³
+³HKP: When are you guys coming back?                                           ³
+³PHi: Get an IBM! :)  Seriously, keep that PHRuWT coming!                      ³
+³EMG: Looking good...                                                          ³
+³CiA: Best art group out there, IMHO.                                          ³
+³Imaginik: Good luck, Matrixx...                                               ³
+³NAFTA: Don't let Bishop's departure kill you...                               ³
+³PCY: Best damn utils group out there...                                       ³
+³                                                                              ³
+ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´
+³                                 Personal:                                    ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³Hannibal: Have fun at UNC, er... Nassau County Jail! :(                       ³
+³Aero & Trackistar: THIEF!!!                                                   ³
+³K-RAD K00L 31337 D00DZ: Read this NFO and get your facts right!               ³                                           ³
+³Baker & Mitnick: Free 'em NOW!!!                                              ³
+³TECHiE: Do they have modems in heaven?                                        ³
+³Teach: Six-hundred-plus days and STILL kicking ass!                           ³
+³XanaX: Happy birthday!  (Just six months 'til you get your permit...  LUCKY!:)³
+³IRCers: Just a greet to the great folks in #dod, #nafta, #ansi, #pwa, #razor, ³
+³        #phruwt, #filbot, and (of course) #dosmeet!                           ³
+ÀÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÙ
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+³                 Feel free to EÄMail us wherever you see us!                  ³
+³                                                                              ³
+³                  Or, contact us at an205866@anon.penet.fi                    ³
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+úÜÜÜùÛÛ   ÛÛþÞÛ ßÜ.ßúÞÛ ß þ ÞÛ ßÛ  ùÛÛ   ßÜ.ßú þßú.ÛÝþ
+ÞÜÜú ÞÛ.þ ÛÛßÞÛ ÞßßþÜÜÛ ßÛÜ ÜÛßßÛ   ÞÛ.þ ÞßßþÜ ÜÛßßßùÜÛß
+Ü  ÛÛþ ÞÛÝú ÛÛÝÞß ÞÛÜÜÝÞÛÜþÞÛ ÞÛ þÞÝ  ÞÛÝú ÞÛÜÜÝ ÛÝþÜÛßÞÛÝ.Þ
+Ý ÛÛÝ. ßßß  ßßß ú  ßßßúßßßß   ß  ß   ßßß   ßßß  úßßß ùßÛÜßþ 
+ßßßÜ .Ü ÜÜÜ . ÜÜÝ   ÜÜÝ   ÜÜÛÛþÞÛ ßÜ.ßú ÛÛù   
+ÛÛù   ÛÛÝÛÛßÞÛ ÞßßþÜ ÛÛþ   ÛÛþ   ÞÛúÛÛÝÞß ÞÛÜÜÝ ÞÛÝ
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+ÜßßßÜ  ÜÜßßßÜ ÜßßßßßÜ ßÛ  ßÛ ÜßÛßßßß ÜßÛÜßÛÛÜÜÜÛ  Û  ÜÜ
+ÛÛ    Û  ß  ÜÜß  Û   Û   ÛÛÛß   ßÜ   Û  ÛÜß  ßÜ ßßß
+ß Û   ÜÜß Û    Û   ÜÜß   ßÛßßßÛ  ÜÛÜÜÛÛÛ  Û  ßÛ   Üß
+Û  ß Û  Û    Û ÜÜß   Ü  Û   Û ß ÛÛÛÜ    Üß  ßÜ   ßßß
+ßÜÜÜÜß  ßÜÜÜÜß ßßßßßßß Üß  Üß  ÜßÜÜÜÜ  ÜßÜÜÜÜ  ÜßÜÜÜÜ ßßßß
+SYSoP: THe MaXX [TWaT/KiSS]CoSYSGoD: Ajax the Trojan [TWaT
+/KiSS]STaFF: SynapseTWaT WHQKiSS App HQ0-
+7 DaY WaReZ!

magazines/BTW/index.gemini

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+# BTW
+Bizzare Types of Warez (1994-1995)
+
+## FILES
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/btw.ans [    3179] ANSI: Bizzare Types of Wares (BOW) Logo by The Insomniac
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/btw.nfo [    8591] The TeleConference/Usenet Acronym List Version 1.0 by SumsDos (November 7, 1994)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/btwnews [     592] BTW Group News, by SumsDos (BTW)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/compacro.200 [  162029] Computer Acronym List v2.00
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/compacro.300 [  313248] Computer Acronym List v3.00
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/computer.acr [  105766] Computer Acronym List v1.00
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs.nfo [    7533] NFO: The Cheat Sheet Verison 94.06.21 by Ajax the Trojan (June 21, 1994)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs940621.acr [    9549] The Elite Acronym List Version 94.06.21 by Ajax The Trojan (June 21, 1994)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs941107.acr [   24092] The Cheat Sheet Elite Acronym List Version 94.11.07 by Sumsdos (November 7, 1994)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs941211.acr [   29324] The Cheat Sheet Elite Acronum List Version 94.12.11 by SumsDos (November 12, 1994)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs950109.acr [   31503] The Cheat Sheet Elite Acronym List Version 95.01.09 by SumsDos (January 9, 1995)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs950504.acr [   44657] The Cheat Sheet Elite Acronym List Version 95.05.04 by Sumsdos (May 4, 1995)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs950612.acr [   55026] The Cheat Sheet Elite Acronym List by SumsDOS of DoS (June, 1995)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/cs950930.acr [   59013] The Cheat Sheet Elite Acronym List Verison 95.09 by SumsDos (September, 1995)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/dos.ans [    4636] ANSI LOGO: Disciples of SUMsDos
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/dos.app [    2893] Application to Join Disciples of SumsDos
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/dos.nfo [   11872] NFO: JokeAcro Version 1 by SumsDos (June 12, 1995)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/goh.ans [    1237] BBS AD: The Gates of Hell
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/jokeacro.100 [    2208] The Joke Acronym List
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/jokeacro.101 [    2456] The Joke Acronym List Version 1.01
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/message.1st [    1067] A Message From SumsDos About BBR Magazine
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/sumsdos.pom [     574] Poems by SumsDos
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/twat.app [    2732] Text Writers and Traderz (Parody of TWAT)
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/usechat1.acr [    9468] TeleConference/UseNet Acronym List v1.0 By sUMsDos [BTW]
+
+=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/BTW/voting [     693] The Voting Booth, by SumsDos
+
+

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+AMIGA           A Mere Idiotic Gaming Apparatus
+ATF             Antagonizes Theological Fanatics
+BILOS           Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
+CIA             Completely Illogical Analysis
+CCITT           Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
+COBOL           Computer Operator's Band of Losers
+                Computer Operator's Band of Lamers
+                Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
+DEA             Drugs Enter Anyway
+EMACS           Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
+EPA             Excessive Pollution Acceptable
+FCC             Fundamentalist Complaint Center
+FDA             Forgives Disgusting Additives
+FDIC            Fraudulent Deals Ignored Continuously
+FORD            Fix Or Repair Daily
+FORD            Found On Road Dead
+GCOS            God's Chosen Operating System
+GIGO            Garbage In, Gospel Out
+GOP             Gleefully Obstructing Progress
+IBM             Inferior But Marketable
+                It's Better Manually
+                Insidious Black Magic
+                It's Been Malfunctioning
+                Ingrained Batch Mentality
+                International Brotherhood of Magicians
+                Itty Bitty Machines
+IRS             Income Reduction Specialists
+LISP            Lots of Irritating Superflorous Parantheses
+                Lots of Insipid Stupid Parantheses
+LOTUS           Let Only The Users Suffer
+MACINTOSH       Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
+MIPS            Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
+MSDOS           Maybe SomeDay an Operating System
+NAFTA           Nefarious Agreeent Fucks Teamsters Again
+NASA            Now Aborting Simple Assignments
+NATO            Needs Absolute Total Overhaul
+NFS             Nightmare File System
+NTSC            Never The Same Color
+OSF             Oppose Sun Forever
+PC              Piece of Crap
+PCMCIA          People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
+PERL            Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
+PSAT            Pretty Stupid Annoying Test
+RISC            Relegate Important Stuff to the Compiler
+SOL             Shit Out of Luck
+ST:TOS          Star Trek: The Old Stuff
+

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+AMIGA           A Mere Idiotic Gaming Apparatus
+ATF             Antagonizes Theological Fanatics
+BILOS           Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
+CIA             Completely Illogical Analysis
+CCITT           Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
+COBOL           Computer Operator's Band of Losers
+                Computer Operator's Band of Lamers
+                Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
+CPU             Central Purging Unit
+DEA             Drugs Enter Anyway
+EMACS           Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping
+EPA             Excessive Pollution Acceptable
+FBI             Find, Bust, and Incarcerate
+FCC             Fundamentalist Complaint Center
+FDA             Forgives Disgusting Additives
+FDIC            Fraudulent Deals Ignored Continuously
+FORD            Fix Or Repair Daily
+                Found On Road Dead
+GCOS            God's Chosen Operating System
+GIGO            Garbage In, Gospel Out
+GOP             Gleefully Obstructing Progress
+IBM             Inferior But Marketable
+                It's Better Manually
+                Insidious Black Magic
+                It's Been Malfunctioning
+                Ingrained Batch Mentality
+                International Brotherhood of Magicians
+                Itty Bitty Machines
+                I'd Buy Macintosh
+IRS             Income Reduction Specialists
+LISP            Lots of Irritating Superflorous Parantheses
+                Lots of Insipid Stupid Parantheses
+LOTUS           Let Only The Users Suffer
+MAC             Morons Against Computer-literacy
+MACINTOSH       Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
+MIPS            Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
+MSDOS           Maybe SomeDay an Operating System
+NAFTA           Nefarious Agreeent Fucks Teamsters Again
+NASA            Now Aborting Simple Assignments
+NATO            Needs Absolute Total Overhaul
+NFS             Nightmare File System
+NTSC            Never The Same Color
+OSF             Oppose Sun Forever
+PC              Piece of Crap
+PCMCIA          People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
+PERL            Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
+PSAT            Pretty Stupid Annoying Test
+RISC            Relegate Important Stuff to the Compiler
+SOL             Shit Out of Luck
+ST:TOS          Star Trek: The Old Stuff
+WORM            Write Once, Read Maybe
+                Write Once, Read Mangled

magazines/BTW/message.1st

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+                           A Message From sUMsDos:
+
+        This is the premiere issue of our new E-Mag, BEER.  BEER is the
+official magazine of BTW.  First and foremost, we would to apologize for the
+fact that this issue is two weeks late.  This was due to problems with the
+magazine's contributors (someone promised to submit an article, but didn't.)
+        Moving on, all submissions by BTW members are virtually guaranteed to 
+be published.  Non-members are also invited to submit, but their work will be 
+less likely to be published.  We will accept submissions of any nature.  
+Profanity and/or mature content is allowed. 
+        Oh, and one more thing: DON'T RIP THIS E-MAG OFF.  I deliberately did
+not distribute the magazine editing file for a reason.  Yes, it is easy to play
+with the config and give your group a nice E-Mag of its own.  But don't.
+        Thank you for wasting your D/L points on us, enjoy this magazine, and
+PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!!!
+                                                       - sUMsDos [BTW President]
+        
+

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+                                    "Drug"
+sad 
+flunked
+sad 
+dumped
+sad 
+evicted
+sad
+fired
+sad
+arrested
+sad
+
+inject snort smoke ingest
+crack weed speed ice
+don't say no - just say yes
+
+happy
+euphoria
+happy
+joy
+happy
+release
+happy
+orgasm
+happy
+trip
+happy
+
+CRASH
+paranoia
+CRASH
+flashback
+CRASH
+hocus pocus
+CRASH
+bad trip
+CRASH
+
+worse
+V-Tach
+worse
+Filibibration
+worse
+Arrythmia
+worse
+Myocardial
+Infarction
+worse
+Cardiac
+Arrest
+
+OD
+DOA
+RIP
+
+                                                      - sUMsDos [BTW President]

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+                        TTTTT   W W W           TTTTT                  LoGo BY
+                          T     W W W             T                    Ajax the
+                          T     W W W    aaa      T                    Trojan
+                          T     W W W   a   a     T                    [TWaT
+                          T     WWWWW    aaa a    T                     KiSS]
+
+                         TeXT  WRiTeRZ   aND    TRaDeRZ
+                        
+                             NeW MeMBeR aPPLiCaTioN
+
+So, You WaNT CuM iNTo TWaT? So DoeZ eVeRYoNe! :)  RiGHT NoW, We'Re LooKiNG FoR  
+WRiTeRZ aND TRaDeRZ (CouRieRZ, BuT TWaT SouNDZ KeWLeR THaN TWaC :)  iF You WaNT
+YouR BoaRD To BeCoMe a DiSTRo/aFFiLiATe/WHQ, THaN SaY So.  You aND aLL oF YouR 
+Co'Z WiLL aLMoST aLWayZ Be aCCePTeD WiTH THe BoaRD!  
+GooD LuCK aND PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!!!
+
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+NaMe, FiRST:               LaST:
+VoiCe #: (   )   -
+DaTa #: (   )   -
+aDDReSS:
+ToWN:                       
+STaTE:                ZiP:                CouNTRY:
+JoB:
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+
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+
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+NuMBeR: (   )   -
+SySoPZ/CoSySoPZ:
+aFFiLiaTioNZ:
+SPeeD:
+MeGZ:
+DaTe oF WaReZ (i.e.0-7 DaYZ):
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+aCCeSS You WiLL oFFeR oTHeR MeMBeRZ:
+aRe You iNTeReSTeD iN BeCoMiNG a DiSTRo SiTe/aFFiLiaTE/HQ/eTC.?
+
+******************************************************************************
+
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+  NaMe:                         NuMBeR:               SYSoPZ/CoZ:
+1)                               (   )   -             
+2)                               (   )   -
+3)                               (   )   -          
+
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+1)
+2)
+3)
+
+STaTe WHaT You CaN Do FoR TWaT:
+
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+
+PLeaSe DeFiNe aS MaNY oF THeZe GRouPZ aS PoSSiBLe (NoTe: You aRe NoT eXPeCTeD
+To KNoW aLL oF THeM!):
+
+CGI
+GoDs
+HSGMT
+KiSS
+NCA
+RiSC
+SWaT
+TWaT :)
+UC
+
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+
+
+
+
+WRiTe a NoTe oN WHY You WaNT To JoiN TWaT:
+
+
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+                                               
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+P.S. aTTaCH a SaMPLe oF YouR WoRK...                
+
+SeND THiS FoRM To uS aNY oF THe WaYZ DeSCRiBeD iN THe .NFo FiLe. THaNX!                                   
+                                                                -Ajax the Trojan
+                                                                 [TWaT PReZ]

magazines/BTW/usechat1.acr

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+                   TeleConference/UseNet Acronym List v1.0
+                               By sUMsDos [BTW]
+
+AAAAA           American Association Against Acronym Abuse
+AAMOF           As A Matter Of Fact
+ACRONYM         Generic acronym.
+ADN             Any Day Now
+AFAIK           As Far As I Know
+AFK             Away From Keyboard
+ASAP            As Soon As Possible
+ATSL            Along the same line
+AWGTHTGTTA?     Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
+
+BAC             By Any Chance
+BACG            "Ball & Chain" Grin
+BAG             Blatently Arrogant Grin
+BBG             Big Big Grin
+BCNU            Be Seeing You
+BEG             Big Evil Grin
+BENG            Big Evil Nasty Grin
+BESPG           Bacheler's Eobiential Science Project Grin
+BG              BIG grin
+BHIELL          Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh
+BILGE           Big Insane Lunatic Grin, Extrafactual
+BILOS           Bastard Issue, Loins Of Stopgap
+BK              Because
+BNF             Big name fan
+BOL             Beginning of Lecture
+BOS             Big Orange Switch
+BRB             Be Right Back
+BRB             Big Red Button
+BRS             Big Red Switch
+BSEG            Big Shit Eating Grin
+BTSOOM          Beats The Shit Out Of Me
+BTW             By The Way
+
+CCITT           Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
+CMIIW           Correct Me If I'm Wrong
+COBOL           Computer Operator's Band Of Losers
+                Computer Operator's Band Of Losers
+                Completely Overblown, Bloated, Obselete Language
+CUL             See You Later
+CUL8R           See You Later
+CUL8RALEG8R     See You Later, Al E Gator
+CYA             Cover Your Ass  
+CYA             See 'Ya
+
+DAG             Duh... and Grinning
+DBA             Doing Business As
+DBN             Doing Business, NOT
+DIIK            Damned If I Know
+DILLIGAFF       Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Fuck
+DLG             Devilish Little Grin
+DNPM            Darn Near P'd Myself
+DOM             Dirty Old Man
+DWIM            Do What I Mean
+
+E2EG            Ear to Ear Grin
+ELG             Exceptionally Large Grin
+EMSL            Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
+EOD             End Of Discussion
+EOL             End Of Lecture
+ER              Hello
+ERG             Escherian Recursive Grin
+ESAD            Eat Shit And Die
+ESAL            Eat Shit And Live 
+
+FAQ             Frequently Asked Questions
+FITB            Fill In The Blank....
+FMH             Fuck Me Harder
+FOAF            Friend Of A Friend
+FOBL            Fell outta bed laughing
+FOCL            Fell outta chair laughing
+FOMC            Falling Off My Chair 
+FOMCROFL        Fell Off My Chair Rolling On Floor Laughing!
+FUBAR           Fucked up beyond all repair
+FUBAR           Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
+FWIW            For What It's Worth
+FYI             For Your Information
+FYIO            For Your Information Only
+
+G               bigger grin
+g               grin
+GCOS            God's Chosen Operating System
+GD&R            Grinning, Ducking and Running
+GD&RVFVF        Grinning, Ducking and Running, Very Far, Very Fast
+GIGO            Garbage In, Garbage Out
+                Garbage In, Gospel Out
+GIWIST          Gee I Wish I'd Said That
+GLG             Goofy Little Grin
+GO PRI          Send Private Mail
+GR 8            Great
+
+HARDEEHAR       Here's a really dumb everyday euphemism hardly anyone reads.
+HENG            Huge Evil Nasty Grin
+HHOK            Ha, Ha Only Kidding
+HHOS            Ha, Ha Only Serious
+HLVB            Hasta la Vista Baby
+
+IAC             In Any Case
+IAE             In Any Event
+IANAC           I am not a crook
+IANAL           I Am Not a Lawyer
+IANALBIPOOTV    I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
+IAW             In Accordance With
+IBARFT          It's been a real fun time.
+IBC             Inadequate, But Cute
+IBM             Inadequate, but Marketable
+                Inferior But Marketable
+                It's Better Manually
+                Insidious Black Magic
+                It's Been Malfunctioning
+ILIWTPCT        I Love It When The Plan Comes Together.
+IMCO            In my considered opinion
+IMHO            In My Humble Opinion
+IMNSHO          In MY Not So Humble Opinion
+IMO             In My Opinion
+IMVHO           In My Very Humble Opinion
+INNEWATOK       INquiring NErd WAnts TO Know
+IOW             In Other Words
+IWBNI           It Would Be Nice If
+IYFEG           Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
+
+JAWS            Jabbering Amateur Wickedly Silenced
+JIC             Just In Case
+JK              Just Kidding
+
+KHYF            Know how you feel
+KISS            Keep It Simple Stupid
+KMA             Kiss my Ass
+
+L8A             Later
+L8R             Later
+LAG             Lunatic Asylum Grin
+LAY             Laughing At You
+LING            Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
+LISP            Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses
+LLAP            Live Long and Prosper
+LMFAO           Laughing My FAce Off
+LOL             Laughing Out Loud
+LOLAH           Laughing Out Loud And Hard
+LOTUS           Let Only The Users Suffer
+LSHIHTRDMC      Laughing So Hard I Have Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
+LSHIP           Laughing So Hard I Puked
+LSL             Loud Screaming Laughter
+LTMSH           Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
+LTNT            Long time, no type
+
+MACINTOSH       Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
+MAG             Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
+MEGO            My Eyes Glaze Over
+MIPS            Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
+
+NATITIRI        Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
+NBD             No Big Deal
+NBL             Not Bloody Likely
+NERD            National Establishment for Real Dorks
+NFGAA           No Freaking Grin At All
+NFS             Nightmare File System
+NIMBY           Not in My Back Yard
+NRN             No Reply Necessary
+NTL             Nevertheless (Nonetheless)
+NTSC            Never The Same Color
+NTYMI           Now that you mention it
+
+OAS             On another subject
+OIC             OH!, I See
+OTC             Over The Counter
+OTOH            On The Other Hand
+OTTOMH          Off the Top of My Head
+OTTOMHAROOB     Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
+
+PAG             Psychoanalytical Grin
+PCMCIA          People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
+PEG             Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
+PERL            Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
+PITA            Pain In The Ass
+PMETC           Pardon Me etc.
+PMJI            Pardon My Jumping In
+PMYMHMMFSWGAD   Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn.
+PNS             Pretty Neat Stuff
+POV             Point Of View
+
+RAVE            Retch And Vomit Explosively
+RBEGH           Really Big Evil Grin Here
+RL              Real Life
+ROFL            Rolling on the Floor, Laughing
+ROFLMAO *WMP    Same beginning *Wet my pants!
+ROLF            Rolling on Linoleum Fucking
+ROTBA           Reality On The Blink Again
+ROTFFNAR        Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
+ROTFL           Rolling On The Floor Laughing
+ROTFLMAO        Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
+ROTFLMHO        Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
+ROTFLOL         Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
+ROTFLOLVH       Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
+ROTFLSHIWMP     Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard I wet my pants!
+ROTFTTPOF       Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
+ROTM            Right On The Money
+RSN             Real Soon Now 
+RTFAQ           Read The FAQ
+RTFM            Read The Fucking Manual
+
+SITD            Still in the dark
+SNAFU           Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
+SNORK           Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
+SO              Significant Other
+SOL             Shit Out of Luck
+SOP             Standing Operational Proceedures
+SOW             Speaking of which
+SYT             Sweet Young Thing
+
+TANJ            There Ain't No Justice
+TANSTAAFL       There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
+TCB             Taking care of business
+TCBY            Taking care of business, Ya'll
+TCCIC           Take Care Cuz I Care
+TIA             Thanks In Advance
+TIC             Tongue in cheek
+TINALO          This is not a legal opinion
+TINAR           This is not a recommendation
+TOBAL           There oughta be a law
+TOBG            This oughta be good
+TPTB            The Powers That Be
+TRDMC           Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
+TTBOMK          To The Best Of My Knowledge
+TTFN            Ta Ta For Now
+TTMS            Talk (TYPE) Me Soon
+TTYL            Talk (or Type) To You Later
+TTYRS           Talk To You Real Soon?
+TYS             Told Ya So
+TYVM            Thank you very much
+
+UTC             Under The Counter
+UTT             Under The Table
+
+VBG             Very Big Grin
+
+WIBAMU          Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
+WIBNI           Wouldn't It Be Nice If
+WSTYSYDG        What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
+WYSBYGI         What You See Before You Get It
+WYSIWYG         What You See Is What You Get
+WYTYSYDG        What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
+
+XBG             Xtra Big Grin
+
+YAFA            Yet Another Fucking Abbreviation
+YIG             Yes, I'm Grinning
+YMMV            Your Milage May Vary!
+YWSYLS          You win some, you lose some
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