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# MORGUE
The Morgue Text Reader (1993)
## FILES
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue.txt [ 1165] Documentation for The Morgue Text Reader (1993)
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue01.txt [ 4907] Morgue Texts #1: Rapeseed Oil Poisoning
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue02.txt [ 4118] Morgue Texts #2: Digitalis
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue03.txt [ 4348] Morgue Texts #3: Jequirity Bean
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue04.txt [ 2785] Morgue Texts #4: How to Logon to a CBI System by Anonymous Caller
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue05.txt [ 8158] Morgue Texts #5: Improvised Explosives
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue06.dat [ 5672] Morgue Texts #6: 800 Extenders (December 5, 1992)
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue07.dat [ 6446] Morgue Texts #7: Legal Drugs: Home Manufacture (December 8, 1992)
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue08.txt [ 3767] Morgue Texts #8: Some Phun Things to Do With Dickheads
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue09.txt [ 5244] Morgue Texts #9: How to be an instantaneous "Threat to your Neighborhood"
=> gemini://informis.land/textfiles/magazines/MORGUE/morgue10.txt [ 4550] Morgue Texts #10: Phinet: Fedtax Database by MalHavoc
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*** The Morgue Text Reader! ***
CopyRight 1993 by ’SCII Express
Welcome to the Morgue Text Reader. This program lets you read
morgue
issues. IMPORTANT! The Morgue issues must be called MORGUE??.TXT
If you get one that you want to read and it's like MORGUE??.DAT
Just
rename it.
Command Line Switches
Morgue reader is flexible. Here are the switches you can use when
starting.
/B: Use bios writes to the screen. This is good if you, like me,
use a
speech synthesizer and need bios writes, or if you are
multitasking,
this will make it better.
/C: Turn snow checking on. If you have a monitor that requires
snow
checking, this turns it on.
/D<Directory>: Directory to find the MORGUE??.TXT files. for
example if
the morgue.exe is in my C:\util and the morgue files are in
C:\Morgue
I'd type
MORGUE /D\Morgue
You can specify a directory across drives, like /DD:\MORGUE or
something..
That's about it. you can specify multiple commandline options.
Have fun. call Ionic Destruction 215-722-4524 to pick up morgue
textfiles.
seeya and enjoy.
’SCII Express [TMM/œegend/Morgue (hopefully) '93 And Beyond!!!]

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MíRg£ð TexTs Bringz you:
Natural Poisons Volume-One Issue-One
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Morgue Texts are in no way responsible for the effects of this
file, nor are we promoting the use of poisons. We also would like to
stress the fact that we have released this only as a stepping stone in the
vast road of knowledge. This is simply for learning purposes. If you kill some
sucker, it's on your hands, not mine. But if you do drop me some mail telling
me about it. hehehehehehehe
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In 1981, a mystery disease swept through Spain. The unfortunate
victims of this bewildering malady seemed to age decades in a matter of days.
Their immune systems turned against their own bodies and chewed what was left
of them to bits. They became steadily shrinking human skeletons, except for
their rapidly growing tumors. The nervous system was also a target, resulting
in loss of control of muscles for the lucky. Those not so fortunate were cast
into the depths of insanity. In a matter of months, 12,000 people were
stricken. Most are now dead.
As one would expect, the best minds and equipment were marshalled to
find the cause of this mysterious illness, but try as they may, nothing could
be found. Blood was analyzes and urine was scrutinized, and every available
orfice was probed, to no avail. Every test came up NEGATIVE. The best minds
were stumped.
Luckily for those noy yet stricken, another group was on the case.
they were like medical detectives, questioning each victim who could still
talk, and their relatives. They inquired into every small detail of their
lives, looking for the common thread which bound them together in misery.
After several months, they hit the jackpot. It turned out that all
of the victims had been using a "bargain brand" of "olive oil" sold by some
shady dealers. Little did the victims know that this was not olive oil at all,
but instead was industrial grade rapeseed oil.
The industrial grade rapeseed oil was definitely not meant for
consumption by any living thing. It was meant for use as a drying oil in
paints instead, so it had been processed in a manner similar to boiled linseed
to increase its polyunsaturated fat content. These polyunsaturates are
notorious fot thier ability to generate free radicals. In a paint, these free
radicals allow the paint to polymerize and "dry." Inside a living body, these
free radicals react randomly with living tissue, aging it. After enough damage
is done, the immune system no longer recognizes the damaged tissue as belonging
to the body, so it attacks it. In no time at all, the whole organism falls
apart in a most mysterious manner. Keep that in mind next time some product
boasts of its polyunsaturated fat content.
One would think that this industrial garde rapeseed oil would be
pretty unpalatable. Apparently, that was not the case, as all tose thousands
of erstwhile bargain hunters eagerly chowed down the oil, and came back for more.
From this, one can conclude thats its smell, taste, and apperance were pleasing
to the unfortunate victims of the "mystery disease." Logic would then dictate
that that it could be incorporated into the diet of almost anyone, so long as
it were mixed with some of the genuine oil it is replacing. For instance, I'm
shure that Wesson could be cut with rapeseed oil 50-50, without arousing
suspicion from those partaking in this unhealthy repast.
Rapeseed oil is a fairly common item in the paint industry. It is one
of a large number of plant oils which which have been used as "drying oils" in
paint. Other members of this group include linseed oil and tung oil. A good
paint supply center should be able to get some if they dont have any on hand.
To the best of my knowledge, the lethal dose of industrial grade
rapeseed oil has not been has not been determined. It is a pretty guess that
the lethal amount would be near a half a cup. Lower amounts can be counted on
to do heavy damage as well. Chemicals which form free radicals work in much the
same way as radioactive materials. There is no safe level of exposure, merely a
level at which the risk becomes acceptable.......
Hope you enjoyed this little text. If you have anything on poisons or
you want to write for MíRg—ð drop me or the co-sysop some Email.
Written By:
ðXoDuS
-=Call MoRgUe Textz WHQ-215.722.4524- SySop^^^^^^=-
-=IoNiC DesTrucTioN=-
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MíRg£ð TexTs Bringz you:
Natural Poisons Volume-One Issue-Two
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Morgue Texts are in no way responsible for the effects of this
file, nor are we promoting the use of poisons. We also would like to
stress the fact that we have released this only as a stepping stone in the
vast road of knowledge. This is simply for learning purposes. If you kill some
sucker, it's on your hands, not mine. But if you do kill somebody drop me some
mail and tell me about it.
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Most of us are familiar with Digitlis, the life saving heart drug taken
by millons pf people around the world. Many of us have also seen its use in
movies and TV as a means of "untraceable assassination" used by hit men, etc.,
to cause mysterious heart attacks.
Like most of what one receives from the popular media, this is Bull
Shit. While it is true that an overdose of digitalis will cause what at first
glance appears to be a heart attack, it is by no means untraceable. In truth,
Digitalis is rather easily detected in the human body. It is far from
mysterious, or even clever. A wide variety of methods have been devised to
detect digitalis and all of the so called "cardiac glycosides."
There is, however, one exception to this general rule which groups
Digitalis with the "Bad Poisons." That is if the mark is already taking
Digitalis by prescription. It certainly is ironic that taking digitalis makes
one vulnerable to poisoning, both accidental and otherwise from it. A good
doctor will closely monitor the blood level of digitalis in the bodies of his
patients, precisely because sudden shifts in body chemistry can cause blood
levels of Digitalis to rise to lethal point without changing the dose involved.
The lethal level of digitalis is about 3 or 4 times higher than the
amount used to improve heart function, so there is not a large safety zone
in which the blood levels of Digitalis can move. For this reason, it is next to
impossible for a coroner to say, just on basis of blood levels, whether the
dear departed was the victim of malice or unfortunate swings in metabolism.
This is not to say that other factors might not tip him off. For
example, if the remains of couple Foxglove plants (the source of Digitalis)
are found in the stomach of the mark, doubt may arise whether or not he
knowingly or willingly ate them.
Foxglove, a fairly common ornamental plant, is the natural source of
Digitalis. It is found in the leaves, seeds, and flowers of the plant. The
Digitalis can be extracted from the plant by blenderizing the plant parts
containing the Digitalis until they are powdered, and then soaking the powder
in vodka (100 proof will do, but 190 proof is better), filtering the resulting
brew, and allowing the alcohol to evaporate. The residue contains Digitalis.
A much better job can be done using an Iso-II hash oil extractor. I always
used to see them advertised in High Times, But I haven't seen an ad lately.
Perhaps one could be found at a garage sale. Like the gas generator, the
Iso-II is one piece of equipment that no home is complete without.
The extract so obtained will contain a mixture of Digitalis glycosides,
mainly digitoxin, gitoxin, and digoxin. Modern medicines do not usually contain
a mixture of ingredients. For this reason, prescription medicine matching that
of the victim is employed by successful poisoners.........
Hope you enjoyed this one don't worry more are on the way. If you got
anything on poison I can use, Upload it NOW. Or if you want to write for MíRg—ð
drop me some Email.
Written By:
ðXoDuS
-=Call MoRgUe Textz WHQ-215.722.4524- SySop:^^^^^^=-
-=IoNic DesTrucTioN=-
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MíRg£ð TexTs Bringz you:
Natural Poisons Volume-One Issue-Three
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Morgue Texts are in no way responsible for the effects of this
file, nor are we promoting the use of poisons. We also would like to
stress the fact that we have released this only as a stepping stone in the
vast road of knowledge. This is simply for learning purposes. If you kill some
sucker, it's on your hands, not mine. But if you do kill somebody drop me some
mail and tell me about it.
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The Jequirity Bean, also called the rosary pea or crab's eye is a vine
which grows in tropical areas, including Florida. This plant produces beautiful
seeds which are popular with the local craftsmen for fashioning necklaces,
rosaries, and similar objects. Behind this innocuous facade, the jequirity bean
hides a sinister secret. It contains a very deadly and difficultto detect
poison.
The Beautiful, yet deadly seeds of the jequirity bean are about the
size of a pea, and red and black in color. Their hard coats make them perfect
for making jewelry, And in Pea Shooters (hehe). Their beauty also makes it
very unlikely that anyone would question you for owning a few pounds of these
little jems.
Beneath the hard coat of the seeds, in the pulp of the seed, is the
poison called abrin. Abrin is an unusual plant poison, because it is a protein,
compared to the most other plant poisons, which are alkaloids. This is a very
important because all the alkaloids can easily be detected and IDENTIFIED.
Formerly excellent poisons suchs as nicotine (Fer All You Smokers) or aconitine
are now useless. Proteins, on the other hand can be very difficult to detect in
the body (kinda like the Needle in the Haystack effect). With all the proteins
in the body, to pick out the one that doesn't belong there is very difficult,
especially if it is not in large quantities.
The bean has more benefits than just the difficulty to detect. The
symptons come on at least ONE day after eating the bean, and may take as long
as THREE days to begin!
This is helpful because it makes it pretty difficult for the mark
(the victim) to figure out why this is happening to him. There are too "good"
extremes for time of action of a poison. Which are quick knockdown or time
delay effect, the longer the better.
The symptoms of poisoning by the jequirity bean are not that helpful
in diagnosing the illness. The victim suffers from vomiting, diarrhea, and
finally DEATH! Symptoms like these are in so many illnesses that they are of
no help.
The fatal dose of the bean is anywhere from 10-15 for an adult and less
as the decreases When preparing the bean to be served you must remeber to make
shure the bean has the hard covering taken of completely. There are two reasons
for this. One is that the poison is locked beneath the hard outer coating. The
second reason is that the intestinal contents, stomach contents and vomit and
even the victims shit, are closely examined for clues to the victims death. So
finding hulls of the bean in any of the above mentioned materials would be a
DEAD giveaway to the cause of the persons death.
Serving the bean is an artform in itself. I know of no books to
recommend on the topic. Maybe I will write a text on it someday. But till then
here are some suggestions. Care must be taken in heating the bean because heat
kills protien. So it is a good bet that the poison will be destroyed. heres a
serving suggestion: mushed up and mixed with mashed potatoes.
Written By:
ðXoDuS
Call The MOrgUE Sites Today!
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MorguE TexTphiles Presents...
Issue #4
How To Logon To A CBI System!
By Anonymous Caller - MorguE
The following is the login procedure to login to a C.B.I. system,
a few C.B.I. login port numbers, information on the system, and obtain C.B.I.
accounts.
*** HOW TO GET CBI INFORMATION ***
Ok, you can get CBI accounts and CBI printouts at your local mall.
The best places to check are: Insurance Places, Lawyers, Doctors, and Car
Dealerships, and check some places in the mall that might have to check a
person's credit. Trash in their dumpster looking for printouts. Most places
buffer capture their whole call to CBI including the number, everything on
buffer, it's better than christmas. Ok, so look obtain these CBI printouts
and cruise home to the old computer.
*** WHAT YOU NEED ***
The next step should be, obtain a drivers license or some other form
of ID that contains a person's name, address, and social security number. If
you do not have this, you can't get shit, you definitely need their social
security number for this. The best thing to do is go casing (* check other Organization files on casing *) and steal a wallet containing a drivers
license.
*** STEPS TO ACCESSING CBI ***
Secondly, you should examine the whole printout, and make sure you
can read everything on the printout, you don't want to fuck it up, be as
efficient as possible, even though CBI does allow you to make some mistakes
before it disconnects.
*** LOGIN TO CBI ***
Now, you should have everything set out next to you for quick online
reference. Dial the number at 300 BPS, E, 7, 1. Check on the printout if the
CBI port has more than 300 Baud, it just might. If you cannot find a local
port for CBI try 1-800-624-1395. Note: everything in < > is me making a note.
RING, RING, CONNECT
<hit return a couple times>
<hit cntrl-s, then return>
<it will ask you to sign on>
#########-aa,aaa,a. <#'s are CBI account, a's are the rest, make sure at the
end there is a period> <next hit cntrl-s>
<it will say to proceed>
nm-last,first,mi. <period at end, then hit return>
ca-####,street name,st,city,st,zip. <street name, type:dr,st,la,etc., return>
id-sss-###-##-#### <social security number> <cntrl-s>
that's it. wait for shit to appear if everything is ok.
nm = name, ca = current address, id = social security.
example:
nm-smith,john,l.
ca-4049,woodbine,tr,atlanta,ga,30304.
id-sss-252-22-2222 <cntrl-s>
That's everything you need to know. Have fun with CBI.
MorguE PhileS ['92]
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MíRg£ð TexTs Bringz you:
Improvised Explosives Volume-One Issue-Five
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Morgue Texts are in no way responsible for the effects of this
file, nor are we promoting the use of explosives. We also would like to
stress the fact that we have released this only as a stepping stone in the
vast road of knowledge. This is simply for learning purposes. If you kill some
sucker, it's on your hands, not mine. But if you do kill somebody drop me some
mail and tell me about it.
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Section I. Materials.....
ACETONE:
:Common NAmes> Ketone, propanone, dimethyl ketone
:
:Substitute> Nail polish remover
AMMONIA:
GAS :
:Substitute> HOusehold Cleaners
NITRIC:
ACID :
:MAnuFacture:
::1.Mix two parts by volume potassium nitrate to one part
:: concentrated sulphuric acid.
::2.Distill the mixture with a very gentle heat.
::3.Red fumes will be given off and will collect in the
:: receiving bottle; keep this bottle COOL!
::4.Nitric acid produced will be equal to the potassium
:: nitrate in the original mixture.
POTASSIUM:
CHLORATE :
:Common Names> Chlorate of potash, potcrate
:
:Substitute> Match heads
POTASSIUM:
NITRATE :
:Manufacture>
::1.Place a charcoal filter at the bottom of a large strainer.
:: You can make a charcoal filter by spreading fine wood ash
:: between two pieces of cloth.
::2.Fill strainer with nitrate-rich earth. The best sources
:: of rich earth is well tended farm lands and decaying cellar
:: floors.
::3.Pour boiling water slowly over the earth.
::4.Collect the water that drips out of the the strainer.
::5.Strain the sludge out of this water.
::6.Boil off half the water allow to cool.
::7.Add an equal measure of alcohol to the water.
::8.Filter through paper. (i.e. Coffee filter)
::9.White Saltpeter crystals will collect on the paper.
:: (if you couldn't guess this is the potassium nitrate.)
SULPHURIC:
ACID :
:Manufacture>
::1.Automobile batteries use sulphuric acid in dilute form.
::2.To concentrate the acid, place in a glass container and
:: boil until white fumes are given off.
:: CAUTIONÄTHESE FUMES ARE TOXIC!!!!!!!!!! THEY WILL KILL YOU!!
Section II. Explosives.....
1.NAPALM..........
1.Fill the bottom container of a household double-boiler with water.
2.Fill one-half the top container with gasoline.
3.Using ELECTRIC HEAT <Not Gas Or You Will Blow Your Fuckin Head Off>
bring the gas to a boil.
4.SLOWLY pour in pure soap flakes <Ivory Snow>.
5.Stir the mixture as you pour in the flakes.
6.Continue this process until the saturation point is reached.
<If you don't know what a saturation point is, Delete this File>
7.Alllow the mixture to simmer for Five minutes.
8.There's your Napalm. This is a lot of Phun when you put it on
something <Such as a Person, heheh> it will stick to them and is
very hard to put out <So Stop,Drop,Roll just wont work, hehheh>
2.GUN COTTON
1.In a large beaker mix two parts by volume nitric acid with one part
sulphuric acid.
2.To this mixture add sterilized cotton; stir well!
3.Pour in a small quantity of acetone until the cotton dissolves and
white crystals are formed; these crystals are gun cotton.
4.This material must be confined to achieve detonation.
5.Gun cotton is supposed to be spark-sensitive, but i would use a
blasting cap.
Section III. Fuses N' Detonators
1.SLOW-BURNING FUSE
1.Make a solution of one tablespoon potassium nitrate and one cup of
water; place the solution in a shallow glass dish.
2.Add precut lengths of string.
3.Bring the solution to a boil over gentle heat; boil for three minutes
4.Remove string from solution and allow to dry.
5.Determine burning time by testing two sample fuses.
2.FAST-BURNING FUSE
1.Coat a length of string with epoxy glue.
2.Roll the glue coated string in a mixture of 50 percent potassium
nitrate and 50 percent powdered sugar; allow the glue to harden.
3.Wrap the fuse in cellophane tape.
4.The burning rate of the fuse can be slowed by adding a small quantity
of finely ground sawdust to the nitrate/sugar mixture.
3.BLASTING CAP
1.Partially fill a bottle with explosive (bottles from model paints
work best; the best explosive is improvised scraping the heads off
of matches).
2.Insert the fuse.
3.Fill the bottle to the brim. Tamp the explosive tightly.
4.Punch a small hole in the bottle cap; pull the fuse through the hole.
5.Screw the bottle cap on TIGHT!!!
6.SEAL THE FUSE HOLE WITH EPOXY GLUE!!!!
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WEll thats all i have time for in the next issue I will cover Bombs so check
back here in two WEeks. Also still looking for writers,distro sites,couriers.
Anybody with knowledge in P/H/A/V/C/T Help me out I'm the only writer and this
shit is Killing me. Apply At IoNIc DestRucTioN.-ðXoDuS
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8oo Extenders. 328-21XX <00-99>
The ones that have <Diverter> next to them...they're sweet...just wait for
them to hang up...sorta like if you were on a col-cot..
8oo.328.21oo = Vadonna?
8oo.328.21o1 = No Answer
8oo.328.21o8 = Twin Peaks Backdoor <Diverter>
8oo.328.21o9 = Showtime Network <Diverter>
8oo.328.2111 = No Answer
8oo.328.2112 = Best Western
8oo.328.2115 = McDonalds Idea Exchange
8oo.328.2116 = No Answer
8oo.328.2117 = No Answer
8oo.328.2118 = No Answer
8oo.328.212o = $250,000 Pyramid Backdoor
8oo.328.2123 = No Answer
8oo.328.2124 = Carrier
8oo.328.2126 = Personal 800
8oo.328.2128 = State Bar of California <Lawyers>
8oo.328.213o = CBS State of the Union Survey
8oo.328.2131 = No Answer
8oo.328.2133 = Donatech
8oo.328.2134 = No Answer
8oo.328.214o = No Answer
8oo.328.2141 = California/Oregon Lottery
8oo.328.2144 = Florida Lottery Second Chance Game
8oo.328.215o = Good Morning America <For recipies>
8oo.328.2151 = Custom Trucking Company
8oo.328.2153 = No Answer
8oo.328.2153 = Hello?
8oo.328.2155 = No Answer
8oo.328.2161 = Call Interactive Message Update
8oo.328.2163 = No Answer
8oo.328.2166 = Carrier
8oo.328.2168 = Dental Floral something
8oo.328.2171 = Hoosier Lottery Update Program
8oo.328.2173 = Dog Training
8oo.328.2174 = Telematic
8oo.328.2179 = Medic Alert
8oo.328.2181 = Jack Marden Associates
8oo.328.2182 = Winona Daily News
8oo.328.2183 = Disconnected
8oo.328.2184 = Flower Box
8oo.328.2187 = Harry Foss Company
8oo.328.2188 = Carrier <Fax>
8oo.328.2189 = Answering Service
8oo.328.219o = Comb <real dicks, they won't hang up>
8oo.328.2192 = Carrier <Modem>
8oo.328.2193 = No Answer
8oo.328.2194 = Aeorfreight Express
8oo.328.2195 = No Answer
8oo.328.2197 = Command Corportation
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Manifest Destiny [ACiD Courier] WAS doing the 00-49, but he took to long so
I did it myself 'cause I was bored and everyone else was asleep.
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Chapter One: Bananas
--------------------
Yes, everyone has heard of smoking banana peels. I tried it two years ago,
and it didn't do a thing to me. "Why?" you ask. Well, I, as with most others,
did it incorrectly. Here's the full guide.
Ingredients/Supplies Necessary:
15 lbs. Bananas
Sharp Knife
Large Pot
Some Water
Cookie Sheets
An Oven (Make sure Mom isn't home!)
Manufacture:
1.) Peel all 15 lbs. of bananas and feed them to your sister. (Save PEELS!)
2.) Take knife and scrape all the shit off the inside of the peels. Save the
material and chuck the peels in the garbage.
3.) Place the scraped stuff in a large pot and add water.
4.) Boil for three to four hours, until the solution becomes pasty.
5.) Spread the goo on cookie sheets.
6.) Put sheets in an oven and let them dry under moderate to medium heat
for twenty (20) minutes.
7.) Remove sheets from oven to reveal a fine black powder.
8.) About one pound of powder (Bananadine) will be left. Scrape it and store
it in a coffee can or something of the like.
Actual Usage:
Roll three or four cigarrettes (-Joints-) with the powder, and smoke em.
This will produce a euphoric feeling, and generally get you stoned.
Chapter Two: Nutmeg
-------------------
This is another one of those thing people often prepare wrongly. The
spice, Nutmeg contains a chemical called elemicin. This produces Psychedelic
trip-like effects. Hallucinations are not uncommon.
Ingredients/Supplies Necessary:
Several Whole Nutmegs
An OLD Coffee Grinder
Pestle
Manufacture:
1.) Take a few nutmegs and grind them in a coffee grinder (MAKE SURE IT IS OLD
DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT NEVER AGAIN MAY BE USED FOR COFFEE)
2.) Place Them in a Mortar and pulverize with a pestle.
Actual Usage:
Ingestion of 10-15 grams (1/3 to 1/2 oz.) will produce some nice effects.
a larger dose will do nothing more than make you thirsty, anxious, and speed
up your heart.
Chapter Three: Peanuts
----------------------
This is as of yet untested, but rumored to have some splendid effects. This is
the easiest of all of the recipes included.
Ingredients/Supplies Necessary:
1 lb. Raw peanuts (NOT ROASTED!)
Patience
Rolling Papers
Manufacture:
1.) Shell the peanuts. Save the skins, chuck the peanuts and shells.
2.) Grind the skins up.
Actual Usage:
Roll the crushed skins into a cigarrette (-Joint-) and smoke it. Simple huh?
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Some phun things to do with dickheads...
Here's what you'll need:
1 Radio Shack Phone recorder
1 Tape Player/Recorder w/ Mike jack <prefferably remote control mike jack>
or
1 Radio Shack Phone Recorder <the one's with suction cups that stick to the
handset>
1 Normal tape player/recorder with line in/out.
Now call up your ::friend::..act real friendly with him and record the whole
conversation...slowly trick him into saying stupid shit about a lot of people
like ::Yeah, he's stupid...a real fucking moron...I oughta kill him::...get
him to say shit like that about a LOT of people you know...prefferably BIG
motherfuckers....then cleverly edit the tape for better effect..then,
depending on what you wanna do, you could get him instantly killed <i.e, just
play it to all party's concerned>, or blackmail him..you can do a lot of
shit...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=
If you know some dick that is a runs a board, and you REALLY hate him, get
someone else <or do it yourself if you're bigger than him..:> to upload
a nasty virus and/or trojan to his board, and tell him it's a KRAD new game
that he HAS to check out..this works REALLY good if you are known as a
/<raI> \/\/ar3z d0oI)....
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Post his home number EVERYWHERE as a 0-3 day elite night time only board..
or just put your modem on redial for his home line, then dataline, then
home line, etc, every night before you go to sleep...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Look in your phone book for the local number to temporarily disconnect a
phone line, for vacations and such....as far as I know, these are ALWAYS
automatic, and they don't care where you are calling from, so you can put
anyone's number in....this works the best if the concerned dick only has
one phone line....then he has a hard time getting a hold of someone to get
their phone line back...also, it cost's about 5 bux, that they HAVE to pay..
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
If you're /buds/ with him, but really dislike him, sleep over at his house
one night, and when he's asleep, get up and call 976's and 900 numbers all
night. Another thing to do while you're there is if his parents are gone for
the night, get his dad's calling card and credit card numbers, then use them.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
If he runs a board, call the ASP's 800 number and report it as a pirate
board....they might even give you a hundred dollars if it turns out he
is a pirate board...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
When you walk by them in school, take a Pixi Stick, and throw it in their
face when they walk by...they'll start screaming like fuck, and everyone
laughs at them for weeks...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Superglue "Gay Right's NOW" and "Transvestites are People Too" stickers to
their car...make sure it's superglue...that way they can NEVER get them off.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Slip the teacher an anonymous note that says "XXXXXX cheated on the finals.
I thought you should know, and I think he should be punished.."
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
That's about it...next one I write will be phreak related, but I can't think
of anything interesting ryte now, so it'll be...next time.......
SOCIAL DISTORTION!
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Morgue (if I make it in) proudly presents:
How to be an instantaneous "Threat to your neighborhood"...
Ok. these are things you can do to people/school/whoever to
torture
them.
-=-[<*>]-=-
Embarrassment for All
Make the nastiest poster you can find. or get a page from Playboy
or
something. Go to a building, public place, etc. Use wet,
evaporated
milk to make the poster stick for a while. A variation on this
is to
put a flag over or on top of another flag. The classic example
of this
is documented in Phrack, issue 41... that's the fun you can have
with
That.
Another cool thing to do is, if you are on steps of a school,
building,
whatever (a cool place to do this would be a mall with a big
staircase,
is when you are at the top (make sure you are in a big crowd or
no one
is around), take a jar of BB's and let 'em loose! (Hey, that was
a run
on sentence)... Speaking of which, that brings us to the next
fun
section:
-=-[<*>]-=-
Fun in School
Yeah, sure, school gets Really boring. Here are some
FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN things you can do at your school to
lighten
up the heavy, thick, stuffy atmosphere that covers the hellish
torture
chamber AKA the School system of the U.S. The things mentioned
above
should work rather nicely. Some other fun things to do are:
Make a paper airplane. Before you make it, though, write some
nasty, or
unusual slogans. Also, you could write 'em on the wings with red
magic
marker after the plane is made. Stuff like "Bob loves you."
"XXXXXXXXXXX is Gay!" or other nice rumors... <g>... Another
nice thing
to do (I did this! so I know how much fun it can be) is, Find out
your
school's exchange (most will have a private one ). Anyway, after
you have it, load up good ol' Toneloc, Codethief, whatever you
use, and
SCAN AWAY! You can find all sorts of nifty things, I found my
school's
Prime... my friend Anonymous Caller found a PBX!. the fun is
endless.
Also, you may even get to hear teacher's scream "HELLO!!!!!!!"
and laugh
at them all the way.
-=-[<*>]-=-
Fun on Phones
The telephone is not only a necessary tool, but a machine for
endless
fun. Perhaps the most fun is red boxing from a payphone, but
that's
basic. Crank calling is always fun, but there is More!... One
of the
most laughable things to do is get a friend. Make sure either
you or
him/her has three-way. Call up someone at random (or someone you
hate)
and pretend you and your friend are DJ's at a radio station. say
"Ya
ready to win $100 in cash???" or something, sound excited. then
play a
popular song. if they say something way off, if you feel like a
laugh
anyway say "... Close... wait... the Judges WILL ACCEPT
that!!!"... I
remember one of these convos it went like this. my friend was the
dj. I
was an assistant, and there was another assistant:
DJ (right!!!): Hello. We're from Eagle 106. We are broadcasting
nation
wide tonight. (We called Louisiana, they'll believe ANYTHING
down
there!)
DJ:... you up for $100 tonight?
Girl: ... Is this some kind of prank?
DJ: No!!!!... are you R-R-R-Ready???
Girl: Umm... Sure.
DJ: Ok. Just name this song... (he played "How Long" by
Information
society)
Me: That's enough! That's enough!
DJ: Ok. can you name that song?
Girl: No.....
DJ: O well... try this one. (he played a more popular song)
Girl: I don't know.
DJ: Ohh... that came from the movie Breakfast Club.
Girl: Oh! I saw that movie.
DJ: Then we'll give it to ya.
Me: Now. trivia time (I felt sorry for the poor victim)... What's
the
capital of Louisiana?
Girl: (excited): BattonRouge
Me: Right! that's $500!!!!!
We asked her some more questions, got the total to $550... Then.
the
real fun is. you write up a fake check like on your computer. Get
their
address (our victim spilled it out!), and Mail it to them.
imagine the
fun when they try to cash it.
Another fun thing to do is, get a few friends again. the more
friends,
the more udderly psychotic it sounds. Call a victim up. Instead
of just
one person talking, each says a word of a sentence. it sounds
udderly
insane. one went like this.
Hello... Is... <the person we were asking for>... there? (each
word in a
different voice)
Girl:... Hello???
Us: There's... something... wrong... with... the... Phone...
Is... he...
there?
Girl: There must be --
Us: Can... you... hear... me?
Girl: Yes...
Us: Is... he... there?
Girl: No...
Us: Do... you... have... an... number? (An number??????)
Girl: No.
Us: (we all started talking)... Hello? hello (udder confusion)...
Girl: Hello?
Me: Hello???!.. I'm from... Massachusetts.
we pretended we had no idea what was going on... it was fun
watching the
girl try to figure it out.;
Well. that's about it... Thanks for reading. hope this makes it.
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PHINet is a mainframe located in New York, accessable through Tymnet. It
is a database and document search-and-retrieval system designed for tax
research. If the system seems a bit boring to the hacker, then I should point
out the following information concerning costs: PHINet's connect-time prices are
based upon the accumulated hours of use per month. See chart below.
Hours/month Peak hourly rate Off-peak hourly rate
=========== ================ ====================
1-5 $85.00 $76.50
5-20 80.00 72.00
20-50 70.00 63.00
50+ 60.00 54.00
As you can see, if what the system can offer helps you, Then it is well
worth it to hack an account. PHINet is one of those services which you could
really use from time to time, but would never dare pay the high fees
for.
To enable you to access PHINet, you must gain an account. I will not go
through the steps of gaining an account on a system simply because the
steps are obvious and hopefully well-known to those reading this phile.
To start you off, however, I will just say that it would be wise to
locate a person/buisness probable to use PHINet, and work a little
social engineering charm. Combined with trashing the person/buisness,
you will surely have an account in no time. The user ID is eight
characters long, and the password is four characters long.
LOGGING ON TO PHINET
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The first thing you need to do is get your nearest Tyment dialup.
Connect to Tyment, and at the login prompt, type "ph". The
message "PRENTICE-HALL ENTER USERID;PASSOWRD:call connected" will
appear. When you get this, enter the userid number and password,
separated by a semicolon. i.e.- p000-000;wxyz. If you login sucessfully,
the News Menu will appear.
GETTING AROUND
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
PHINet is a very user-friendly system, therefore I won't have to go
into the details of many PHINet commands. The News Menu lists all of the
menu-driven databases, and an example of it is shown below:
PHINet NEWS MENU
1 DAY1--Daily Tax Update
2 WEEK--Compilation of previous 5 Daily Updates
3 XPRT--Experts' Briefings
4 HELP--User Assistance and Customer Support
5 RATE--Applicable Federal Interest Rates
Choose a database by selecting the respectful number. You will receive
another menu, with complete instructions on the contents and usage. The
following is information on all databases in the News Menu:
DAY1: This database contains information concerning tax news from the
previous day.
WEEK: This database contains the previous *five* daily updates.
XPRT: This database contains briefings written by tax experts. Everyday
a new article is featured.
HELP: This database contains a large amount of information on PHINet and
its search-and-retrieval system. This is a good area to enter because of
the command lists you can capture. They become *very* useful.
Databases in the News Menu are not searchable. The Main Menu lists
all of the searchable databases. An example of the Main Menu is shown
below:
MENU PHINet main menu
FED1 Federal income tax without the index
FED2 federal income tax with the index
INDX Keyword index for federal income taxes
CASE Tax cases 1954+
PLRS Private letter rulings 1977+
RULE Revenue rulings and procedures 1954+
FULL CASE + PLRS + RULE
TOTL FED1 + FULL (Global federal income tax search)
ESGT Federal estate and gift taxes
EXCT Federak excise taxes
FDEG FED1 + ESGT
CITE Citator 2nd series, cases and rulings 1954+
TXSP Tax simplification proposals
IRML Internal revenue manual
PUBS Internal revenue service publications
SHEL Tax shelters
ENTER DATABASE NAME:
I think from this point on you it will be pretty easy for you to find your
way around because of its simple database form, along with its extreme user
friendliness. Part Two of this phile will continue to explore the depths
of PHINet, and possibly any letters sent to me concerning PHINet.
Happy exploring...
-MalHavoc