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+  86Apr29 23:32 from The Slipped Disk
+  
+  Good, Good, Great D.S. why not use b00g as a universal advective and 
+fill-word to cover that fact that you don't knmow what's going on. 
+
+  86Apr29 23:46 from Tom Hackerman
+  So what is going on? 
+
+  86Apr30  6:07 from The Joker
+Like the smurfs using the word smurf in place of real words? 
+
+  86Apr30 14:16 from Dirk Stanley
+Ha! But I DO know what's going on! Don't forget, it's 1986, and Big Brother is 
+STILL watching! Until he stops, though, we should work on finding Captain 
+Goodnight!!   
+
+  86Apr30 15:56 from The Joker
+It Captain Midnight you foob! 
+
+  86Apr30 17:31 from The Slipped Disk
+  
+ .pmircs uoy, NEZ fo noisrev eht si g00B 
+  
+      ....noisrev MEDOM eht.... 
+  
+     What's with thes Captain Middrift? I feel like a TURNIP, and I feel HAPPY! 
+When everyone sits down and thinks about it, we set  things on fire with our 
+minds. Don't tell ME what a Scrimp is, I KNOW... Or at least I think I think I 
+want to think that when I think I'm sure that I'm positive I know.... 
+  
+   Plunk? Ya Ha! 
+  
+    "Gimmie some of that MUSS MUSS" is a communist plot started by a guy who 
+named himself after the prostitute capital of the WORLD... 
+  
+     You wont be hurt, but you'll feel HUNGRY! 
+  
+     MaNy TiMeS In tHe WoRlD, tHiNgS WiLl tAkE On a hElL Of A nEwMeAnInG. 
+  
+     nEfR eT KaT fUuD wHiLe oN AsId..... 
+  
+                                .............. 
+                                comin' at ya. 
+                               Comin' at  ya. 
+                              COMIN'  AT  YA. 
+                            C O M I N ' A T  Y A. 
+                        C  O  M  I  N  '  A  T   Y  A. 
+                     C   O   M   I   N   '  A   T    Y   A. 
+            C     O     M     I    N '    A     T      Y     A. 
+  
+  
+       The Slipped Disk (99th Percentile!) 
+                        (Tu' Allegre o Muertas!) &O#/o!FJ&D$}}[SqJ~wUx@[V~| 
+
+  86Apr30 19:45 from The Joker
+If you really think about it, The Slippied Disk is on drugs. 
+
+  86Apr30 19:59 from Tom Hackerman
+  Lack of drugs..... 
+
+  86May01 17:33 from Frank Roberts
+slippie have you seen racter? he talks a lot like you! 
+
+  86May04  7:04 from The Joker
+Is there anyone in the sanitarium?? 
+
+  86May04 12:39 from Tom Hackerman
+  Just Sliipie now.... 
+
+  86May04 18:36 from The Slipped Disk
+Sanitarium? NOOO! I HATE DIRT! 
+   
+    Jeeze? 
+  
+  Na, just lots of money. 
+
+  86May04 19:27 from Gimly Gnarly
+OK, I have a few questions I would like answered: 
+  1) Why does the word 'schleggilemelch' 
+   seem to have some deep, inner meaning 
+   (most probably sexual) that I can't 
+   find. 2) How does one go about starting one's 
+   own religion (based on finding out 
+   the secret of the schleggilemelch) 3) Is it true that the Ayatollah 
+screams 
+   out 'schleggilemelch' during orgasam? 4) Why can't I think of the other 3 
+   fucking questions based on that word 
+    we've all come to know and love: 
+  
+           SCHLEGGILEMELCH 
+           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
+  Hmmmm, well I hope someone can answer this... 
+           Gim. 
+
+  86May04 20:29 from Tom Hackerman
+  Well you sure picked the right room... 
+
+  86May05 13:34 from Milo Phonbil
+That's "Schlegelmilch" anyway, and transliterated from German, it means "milk 
+of the Schlegel". 
+ Besides that, I can only think of the famous mobile home manufacturer... 
+
+  86May06 19:54 from Gimly Gnarly
+Very good Milo. Hmmmm, so now lets see if we can  get one. 
+  By the way: 
+  Why do people TAKE a shit instead of LEAVING one? 
+  Why do you have to PAY to use a  FREEWAY? 
+  Why do you DRIVE on a PARKWAY and  PARK on a DRIVEWAY? 
+  Its a mad,mad,mad,mad world.... 
+  
+           Gim. PS-Drivel. 
+
+  86May06 23:38 from Dirk Stanley
+Or do we REALLY know that the earth rotates around the sun? Maybe the sun and 
+all of the other planets rotate around the earth!     
+   Or who is the guy who stamps the little "m"'s on the m&m's??    
+   Or who counts to make sure that there are an average of 16 chocolate chips 
+in every Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookie?      
+   
+ J'ever think about them?   
+
+  86May07  0:09 from Tom Hackerman
+Every day... 
+
+  86May07 22:42 from John Doe
+Who looks inside band-aid packages to make sure they are sterile? Also, what's 
+the point of guarenteeing sterility until you open it if you must open it to 
+use it? 
+  
+
+  86May07 23:02 from The Slipped Disk
+  
+  Jeezuz! Have you all gone MAD!!!?! 
+  
+    The ONLY way to validatie one's existence is with a fucking ICE PICK! 
+(Gaddamn Ice pick, does better than I do) and the ONLY way to destroy 
+communism is with Waldbaum's on your side. With Waldbaum's on your side the 
+world is a fucking PANCAKE!  
+  
+   Smash a Mailbox TODAY! And tell us why there aren't any Potato Chips left in 
+the Clam Bake of life.... 
+  
+    Did you ever notice that floppy disks are hardly "Floppy"? 
+   
+    And did you ever notice that Magic Markers generally don't have any traits 
+that would indicate myticism in them? 
+  
+   FAMILIARITY breeds DISTRESS... 
+   DESTRUCTION breeds LOVE... 
+   TOOTHPASTE  breeds GERMS... 
+   DEMOCRACY   breeds DECADENCE 
+  LORNE GREENE breeds DOGS. 
+    
+   
+      The Slipped Disk (99th Percentile!) 
+      Say "They plump when you cook `em" without a phallic tangent. 
+
+  86May08  6:48 from The Joker
+Well, I smashed a mailbox, and it did absolutly nothing. 
+
+  86May08 10:08 from Milo Phonbil
+ I'd rather they put the wrappers for soda straws on the INSIDE, because 
+that's the only part I'm going to be using anyway... 
+
+  86May10  1:52 from The Slipped Disk
+In reference to the Mailbox-Smashing Foob who feels it nesecary to examine the 
+fine points of my Superior Intelligence, KILL YOUR SISTYER! 
+  
+   Scrubbing Bubbles are the Key. 
+   When I talk they listen to me. 
+   Loving everthing I see, 
+   Each and every one in the sea. 
+
+  86May10 17:20 from The Joker
+Superior no, insane quite possibly. 
+
+  86May11  1:10 from The Slipped Disk
+  
+                           And yes, it's.... 
+  
+            Crispy Crunchies are the best. 
+            They make sounds inside your vest. 
+            Serve them to unwanted guests. 
+            Stuff your matress with the rest. 
+
+  86May12 21:44 from The Slipped Disk
+    
+   G     O     I     N     G          T     O          Y     A 
+    G    O    I    N    G        T    O       Y    A 
+     G   O   I   N   G      T   O      Y   A 
+      G  O  I  N  G    T  O    Y  A 
+       G O I N G   T O  Y A 
+        GOING TO YA 
+        going to ya 
+        g.i.g .o .a 
+         ......... 
+           .. ... 
+             ..  
+             .  
+            .  
+            .  
+             .  
+              .  
+                . And into the eye of the needle we go..... 
+  
+    (Has anyone noticed that I can defeat Text-formatting? And I ain't telling 
+Ed how....) 
+  
+    The Slipped Disk? 
+
+  86May12 23:22 from Dirk Stanley
+Defeat text formatting? Why... Hmmm... Don't you have to defy the theory of 
+cubism and three-dimensional space to do that?   
+
+  86May13 18:41 from Frank Roberts
+chuckle chuckle 
+
+  86May15  1:01 from Ed Hollywood
+    How?  How do you defeat Text-formatting? 
+
+  86May15  1:04 from Ed Hollywood
+    Hay... How did I get in here? 
+
+  86May15  1:59 from The Datamaster
+You simply do not use text formatting, and let the BBS do the work. 
+  Which is what you are supposed to do in the first place. 
+
+Nurses in Bondage>