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--------------------------->Nasty Shit to Pull<--------------------------------
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Well, this is just a text I'm making up for Anarchists Anonymous. :)
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I got accepted yesterday as Artist, but hey..... Neways... Here are just
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a few ways to KILL or SEVERLY MAIM people... Preferably your teacher, some1 who
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bothers you and your friends at school, or old Mrs. Abblecrabby down the block,
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just for the phuck of it, or just cause yur bored, and haven't had a good laff
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in the last week or so!
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Note: In order to do some of these, you'll really need to break into the
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target's house... Yeah, I know B&E is illegal, but HEY! So is trying to kill
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someone, so what the fuck are you worried about? Just don't get nail, cause
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then a little 'ol B&E rap'll be the least of you worries! (See the end of
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this text for diagrams and instructions)
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1. Seen what the IRA's been sending all those Brits they don't like lately?
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No... Not flowers.. LETTER BOMBS! These little babies are great phun,
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and you can make one for every occasion.. And who the hell would expect
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to get a letter bomb in Canada? That's the sort of thing that happens
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in OTHER countries! HA! WRONG! Of course, they may not kill the
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person, but they'll definately wish they hadn't opened that junk mail
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this morning. Best of all, it's fairly hard to trace a letter bomb.. Just
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make sure you buy ingredients seperately (or get your buddies to buy them!)
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and buy them far, far away from where you live... Also, mail it from far,
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far away from where you live.... Oh! And of course, don't forget the
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finishing touch! Wire them flowers collect, after you send the bomb!
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2. Ever notice how those assholes at school never wear their seatbelts?
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Ever take note of how they always try to be kewl, and "peel out"
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EVERY time they get in their fucking cars? Ever notice all the loving
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care they put into their cars? Heh heh heh. My father pulled this one
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when he was a kid... Werked most beutifully. Get a towing chain from
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any hardware store (Or use a REALLY thick nylon rope... Chains are
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very, very expensive, but it doesn't break as easily as rope will)
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Sneak out during school hours when no one is around, and get your chain
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or rope from where you concealed it the night before. Wrap the one end
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around the rear axle of the vehicle the asshole is driving and tie it
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REAL tight. Now wind the rope around the chasis, body etc underneath the
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vehicle to your satisfaction. (Note: If you have some extra, wrap it around
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the rear engine mounts as well.) Now leave about 50 feet or so coiled up
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underneath the vehicle (preferably next to a tire, or under the frame,
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so it doesn't get seen to easily. Take the other end and secure it to
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a solid post, or a dumpster or something like that. (Another car will do,
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if you can't find anything else) Then get away, and wait untill asshole
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gets in his car, revs the engine and takes off! For extra bonus points,
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tie it one of those dumpsters with the little wheels on the bottom.
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For extra fun make bets with your friends on how far he'll fly when
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he exits the windshield.
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3. Shoot the son of a bitch. Simple, yet effective. I personally recomend
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using a .22LR at close range (under 50 yards) And go for head shots.
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They can't trace a .22LR (There are millions of them in Canada alone,
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man!) And they're very accurate at those ranges, as long as you have
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your scope sighted in right.
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4. Ping Pong Ball Bomb in the gas tank. Just make sure the SOB is in the
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car when it goes up. Like drop your little ball'o'joy (tm) into his tank,
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then call him up (from the pay fone down the block of course! Wouldn't
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wanna miss the fireworks) & tell him something like his girlfriend just got
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put in the hospital, and would he come down to stay with her? Up to you
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how you get him in it. NOTE: Make sure you don't use TOO much gum in the
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bomb! It's more phun when he goes up within sight of you!
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5. Know when he gets home from school/werk? Kewl! You need the AMMOCAN BOMB!
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YES! IT'S AMMOCAN BOMB! It's 100 bombs in 1! It's more phun then a
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bucket of cat intestines! Sneak into your targets house just b4 he gets
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home. (Learn his ETA first of coz) Of course, you have built the amazing
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ammocan bomb b4 you got there, so just bring it in with you and place
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it somewhere good like behind the front door, for instance. Depending on
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the fuse you put on this sucker, guess the time between him coming up the
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lane and entering the house and lite the fuse when appropriate. NOTE:
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You'll be the dead one if you don't RUN LIKE PHUCK about now.. Or at least
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get behind something solid.. Like the other side of the house. Another
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good place is under the front porch, because he'll be looking around
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wondering what the phuck that funny hissing sound is, and your escape is
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made easier from the outside.
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6. Wanna just burn his house down? SURE! you say. Of course, if his dog is
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dead (from the Radiator Anti-freeze you put in it's water awhile ago,
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or from some other anarchist wasting it) hey! So much the better.
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And HEY!, If his smoke detectors just happen to have had the batteries
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removed, oh well.. Not your fault now is it? He should be more carefull
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about such things! Nehows, after your target has gone too sleep, sneak
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into his house with your flaming balloon and candle setup. Set it up
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and retreat rather quickly. This is especially good if done in a
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room with carpet (Soaked liberally with gasoline, of course) A few
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minutes later, FOOM! He'd better hope he's a light sleeper, or BYE BYE!
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7. Ever have this strange urge to fill light bulbs with gasoline? Nah....
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Not you! YOU wanna fill them with NAPALM! (Good boy! Now you've got the
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idea!) As a matter of fact why not make the booby trapped bulb the one
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he uses for a reading lamp? (In his bed.. heh heh) Or just booby trap
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every single one in a room and watch him light up his life. The
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possibilites for these little babies are endless. Imagine bobby trapping
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a whole bunch of X-mas lights!
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8. Why not break into some old bitches place with your hammer, nails and
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piano wire? Do it at night, when the hag is asleep, and put trip wires
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at the tops of the staircases? About ankle height, and stretched REAL
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tight. This werks on anyone, but is more likely to werk on old people,
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since:
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A) They can't see/hear as well
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B) They tend to break bones REAL easy
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For added phun, make a few more down the staircase, so if they miss the one
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at the top they've still got a few more chances to take the express route!
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9. Ever wonder why there's a warning on javex that it should NOT be mixed
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with any kind of acid? It's because it forms a REAL acidic and highly
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posinous gas. So why don't we try it out? Gotta verify these labels after
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all, make sure the advertiser is keeping honest! Old people tend to have
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toilet seats with little fluffy liners (heh.. Air seal!) on them, which
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will also serve our purpose in holding gas in untill the lid is raised and
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it comes rushing out. This should also werk if you put your mixture
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(about 95% javex to 5% acid (battery should werk alright) in anything
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with a lid on it. Like a pot on the counter, or a garbage can at
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skool/on the beach/in the cop shop! (If you can pull that, I admire you!)
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10. Get ahold of the goofs pencil case, and replace a few of the pens with
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exploding ones.. Great phun in class!
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11. Throw a fragmentation grenade at the asshole when he walks/drives/wheels
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by you. Phun for the whole gang. As an added bonus to this type off
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attack you may get a few innocent bystanders as well!
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12. You know what a punji pit is? NO? Shame on you!! Basically, it's a fairly
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deep pit (To allow the victem to get up to speed) lined with lots of
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sharpened stakes! This one werks REAL good (The VC used them ALOT) but
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they take awhile to put together, so is rather hard to do on short notice.
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Basically, you need to dig a pit approx 4'x4'x6-8' (deep!) and plant
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lots of sharp stakes in the bottom. The VC used bamboo but if you can't
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get any, just rip off some tent poles, and use them. You'll need to cut
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lots of thin branches offa trees and place them across your hole and then
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cover it with lots of leaves and debris until it just looks like another
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spot.. Until someone dies, that is! Do it right in front of the guys door,
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or just out in the woods somewhere if you wanna bag yourself a ranger
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or one of those phucking idiot hikers!
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13. If you really wanna get nasty and have access to an (illegal, of coz!)
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shotgun (preferably a single shot, or double barrel) Simple trap.
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Tie the shotgun down in a corner pointed towards a door. Tie a piece of
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string to the back the trigger guard and then around something behind the
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gun, and finally around the doorknob. (This must be setup so that the
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trigger/s will be pulled when the door is opened obviously, so get the
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pulley effect right!) I recomend you load the shotgun with a 3" magnum
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load of 00 buckshot. If nothing goes wrong, the dude is REAL dead.
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There are of course, many other ways to kill people, such as tossing a
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safety light into their pool (with them in it, of course) or just simply
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beating the fuck out of them. Try them all, everyone has their favorites!
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Instructions/Diagrams
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Ammocan Bomb
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What you need: a military surplus ammo can (One with the positive catch
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bail latch on the side.. Avaliable from any surplus store
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for around $8.00)
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Fuse (Amount needed depends on time you want between light
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to boom)
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A drill, with about a 1/16 bit
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Alot of black powder (You can use smokeless, but it's more
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expensive, you can't really make it, and it doesn't
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"touch off" as easily.. I'm not going to tell you how to
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make BP, since there are SO many texts on it out there!)
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Oil (optional)
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Tape (Optional)
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How to do 'er: Simple. Drill a hole in the top of the can (for the fuse)
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Fill the ammocan (get a .30 cal. ammo can, eh?) with powder,
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amount depending on power of bang you want.
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Put a little oil around the rubber seal on the can (Helps it
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to seal tightly.. but use VERY little. Don't want to phuck
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up the powder!)
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Close the container, and latch the lid.
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Put a piece tape over the hole in the lid, just to keep
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the powder dry until you are ready to use the bomb.
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When ready to use bomb, place it stick fuse thru tape, light
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'er and run like hell. These cans seal VERY tight, and
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go off like a BIG grenade (Note: Make sure end of fuse is
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into powder, or it may not ignite properly)
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The Setup
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* <-------------------- Fuse (It's lit! Start running!)
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|``````|`````````````````|
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|``````|````````````````<----- Powder
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|``````|`````````````````|
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|````````````````````````|<--- Ammo Can
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Note: You fill this can full, you better pray you have 100 feet of fuse, and
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a car, or you'll be REAL dead!
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Fragmentation Grenade
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What you need: A film canister (Yes, the little black ones)
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Black powder (A little less than last time)
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Shotgun pellets (or BB's, whatever)
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Fuse (not so much this time)
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LOTS of tape. Electrical is recomended
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How to do 'er: Punch a small hole in the top of the film canister (for fuse)
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Put about 20-30 pellets (or more, if you wish..) in the
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canister.
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Fill rest of canister with powder, and mix with pellets
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(carefully!)
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Place lid on canister, and push fuse thru to bottom of
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cannister.
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Tape that mother. Use lots or it will not explode properly.
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Lite the fuse, and toss it at someone you don't like....
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Or just plant it somewhere. Kerbang.
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The Setup
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*
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|<---------- Fuse (Toss it quick!)
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||`x``|`x``||
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|```x|```x<------ Pellets
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|`x``|`x``|
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|``x`|``x`<------ Powder
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|```x|`x``|
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|x`x`|x`x`|<----- Canister
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Note: Not shown with tape on it, since I can't really do that with ASCII!
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Flaming Balloon
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What you need: Extremely flamable liquid (Ex. Ethyl Alchol, Methyl Hydrate)
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A balloon
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A candle (and a holder for it)
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Matches, or lighter
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Some string
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Gasoline (optional)
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How to do 'er: Put a fair amount of liquid in the balloon (say, half fill it)
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and tie tightly.
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Tie the baloon to something (Like say the bottom of a table)
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so that the baloon is suspended high enough that it will take
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time for the candle flame will burn thru the balloon after
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a while (try this out first, to find out how long it will take)
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Light the candle, and place it under the balloon.
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When she burns into the balloon, you've got alot of flaming
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liquid spreading all over the floor. Works well if you dumped
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a little gasoline on the floor. (preferably on a rug!)
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Vary height of balloon to allow you escape/alibi time.
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The Setup
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|<--------- String (DUH!)
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(___)<------- Balloon (Ok.. So It's Square.. Sue me!)
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*
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Napalm
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Oh please. You don't know how to make napalm? You eeeddiot!
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Please note: I'm not including instructions for the exploding pen, letter
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bomb, or the Ping-pong-ball gas tank bomb due to the fact that both have been
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adequetly documented before this, and are not something I came up with, as the
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three shown above are. Instructions for the Ping-Pong bomb can be found in the
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phyle PRANX.TXT from Anarchists Anonymous text pack #3.
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Oh, btw: If anything happens when you try this shit out,
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I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO IT! HEheh. That's the end of this phyle, hope you
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enjoyed it and find it to be usefull later d00dz!
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Marauder
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