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| | | | MODIFYING | | | |
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WE HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED (IT MAY BE COMMON KNOWLEDGE BUT I DOUBT IT) TH AT
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YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE CAN BE MODIFIED TO MAKE YOU WHATEVER AGE YOU WISH. WE
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CAME UPON THIS METHOD BECAUSE OF AN INTENSE DESIRE TO GET HAMMERED! IT HAS PRO
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VEN TO BE SUCCESSFUL BECAUSE MY FRIEND HAS USED HIS MODIFIED LICENSE ABOUT 20 T
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IMES TO GO DRINKING AND HASN'T GOT CAUGHT YET!
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IN CASE YOU ROYALLY SCREW UP YOUR LICENSE YOU CAN ORDER A NEW ONE FOR $2.0 0,
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NO BIGGIE! (WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WAY TO FALSIFY YOUR AGE WHICH I WILL TOUC H
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ON LATER).
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TO GET STARTED YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR LICENSE AND PEEL THE PLASTIC COATING OFF
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THE CORNER (PREFERABLY THE CORNER WITHOUT THE COLORED STRIPE ON TOP) IF YOU
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CANT GET THE TOP OFF WITH YOUR FINGER USE A HOBBY KNIFE, OR SOME OTHER SHARP K
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NIFE TO PEEL IT OFF. IF YOU USE A KNIFE BE VERY CAREFUL THAT YOU DON'T MAUL YO
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UR LICENSE BECAUSE THEN WE HAVE TO START OVER WITH A NEW ONE. ONCE YOU GET PAR
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T OF THE TOP PLASTIC COATING OFF CAREFULLY RIP THE WHOLE THING OFF, AND DISCARD
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IT BECAUSE YOU WON'T NEED IT ANYMORE!
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NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE A LICENSE WITH NO PLASTIC COATING ON IT, SO THE NEXT S
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TEP IS TO CAREFULLY SCRATCH THE STRIPE (PROBABLY BLACK) ON THE TOP OF YOUR LICE
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NSE. AFTER SCRATCHING FOR AWHILE YOU WILL SEE A RED STRIPE UNDERNEATH IT, THIS
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IS WHERE IT IS THE MOST TOUCHIEST BECAUSE IF YOU SCRAPE TO HARD YOU WILL GO TO
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THE WHITE OF YOUR LICENSE. ALL I CAN RECOMMEND IS THAT YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AT
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THIS POINT, IT WOULD BE BETTER TO GET A FEW WHITE STRIPS RATHER THAN SOME BLACK
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, BUT IF YOU TAKE YOUR TIME YOU CAN GET A PERFECT 'RED' STRIPE!
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FOR THOSE OF US WHO LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO PASS AT THIS POINT GO ON TO THE NEX T
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PARAGRAPH. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE STILL WORRIED THEY WILL CHECK THE DATE O F
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YOUR BIRTH ON YOUR LICENSE READ ON..... TO MODIFY YOUR DATE OF BIRTH, OR ANY
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THING FOR THAT MATTER YOU NEED A VERY FINE PICK AND A VERY SHARP MODELING KNIFE
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. TO CHANGE THE DATE OF YOUR BIRTH START BY EITHER SCRATCHING OR CAREFULLY CUT
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TING ANY BLACK (THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY THERE) OFF OF THE DATE OF YOUR LICENSE W
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ITH YOUR FINGER, HOBBY KNIFE, OR WHATEVER.... ONCE YOU FINISH THIS ITS UP TO Y
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OU AND YOUR SKILL TO USE THE PICK TO FORM THE NEW NUMBERS. THIS MAY SEEM HARD,
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BUT WITH A STEADY HAND YOU CAN MAKE A PERFECT REPLICA OF WHATEVER DATE YOU WIS
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H. IF YOU HAVE ANY LITTLE BUMPS THAT ARE LEFT IN YOU LICENSE YOU CAN EITHER PU
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SH THEM IN PLACE WITH YOUR PICK OR CUT THEM OFF.
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YOU SHOULD NOW HAVE A LICENSE THAT LOOKS IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE YET. OR AT
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LEAST GOOD ENOUGH TO GET YOU INTO ANY BAR OR PAST ANY LIQUOR STORE CHECKOUT YOU
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WISH, SO NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH YOU WILL NEED A PIECE OF CLEAR PACKING TAPE.
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PUT THE TAPE OVER YOUR LICENSE AND CAREFULLY CUT AROUND THE EDGES AND IT WILL
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LOOD GOOD AS NEW! IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE SUPER HOT BLOW DRYER DEALY BOBS SEA
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L THE TAPE WITH THAT FOR A PROFESSIONAL TOUCH.
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YOU ARE NOW READY TO GET PLASTERED, GOOD LUCK!
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FOR THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE A POSSIBLE EASIER WAY TO GO ABOUT THIS, OR FOR TH
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OSE WHO MAULED THIER LICENSE, WE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE OPTION. IF YOU WERE TO GO
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REGISTER FOR A DUPLICATE LICENSE THE GOVERNMENT IN ITS INFINITE WISDOM WILL GI
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VE YOU A SHEET OF PAPER TO HOLD YOU TILL THEY GET THE PLASTIC ONE MADE, THE THI
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NG ABOUT THIS PAPER IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT ONLY FILLS IN THE DATE IF YOUR 19 OR
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OVER, SO JUST TAKE IT AND FILL IN WHATEVER DATE YOU WANT AND YOUR OFF!
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I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU TRY THESE THINGS IF YOU JUST DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR 1 9,
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I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOU MAY HAVE DONE YOUR LICENSE, THEY ARE GOING TO CALL IN
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YOUR LICENSE NUMBER OR REFUSE TO LET YOU IN, IN WHICH CASE YOU'VE WASTED YO UR
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TIME. ANYWAYS, GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY DRINKING OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU MAY THINK TO
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DO WITH THIS!
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+=+ IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS +=+
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+=+ LEAVE FEEDBACK TO THE SYSOP +=+
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+=+ OF THE +=+
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+=+ 'ACADEMY OF THE BRAIN' +=+
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+=+ CAT-FUR LINE (612/866-7374) +=+
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+=+ AND HE WILL DIRECT THEM TO ME +=+
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+=+ +=+
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+=+ THE SPOOF..... +=+
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