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HoW ço áuILd aN ’çomic áomá
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<ReViSeD EdITioN II>
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by, -=[MiNuTeMaN]=-
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MoH, M.a.D.
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M.a.D. BBS [4o7] 477ù8142
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Everyone always wonders how hard it must be to build an atomic
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bomb, but that is not really the case. The real hard part is getting the
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necessary materials. To build a basic bomb you first need a quantity of
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Uranium-235 or Plutonium. This can be leeched from the TVA, or you can bribe an underpaid employee of a nearby nuclear plant. If you can get this, you probably won't have any problem getting the other materials. Next, you will need a hollow, metal
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sphere. Lastly, you will need a quantity of explosive, preferably some
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plastic explosives like Plastique, with some time of ignition device.
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þþþþþþþþ <<----------Ignition
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Materials: þ®0:00¯þ Device
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²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²
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-Uranium or Plutonium ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ² ± = SpHeRe
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² ± ± ²
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-Hollow metal sphere ² ± ððððððð ± ² ð = Atomic
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² ± ððððððð ± ² Material
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-Plastic Explosive ² ± ððððððð ± ²
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² ± ± ² ² = Explosive
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-Ignition Device ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ²
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²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²
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Instructions:
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1.) Under extreme saftey, place the radioactive material in the center of the
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sphere (radiation poisoning is not a fun thing- be careful!!!)
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2.) Seal up the sphere and use an X-ray machine to check for any fissures or
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cracks in the surface of it. EVEN MINISCULE FISSURES WILL RENDER THE DEVICE
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USELESS!!!
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3.) Firmly pack the explosive around the sphere and insert the ignition
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device.
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Your bomb is now ready! Detonation is best at approximately 1,000-3,000
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feet above the intended target... the blast ratio is increased tenfold...
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However, for those of you adventurers who want even more of an atomic
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thrill, you can make a hydrogen bomb. First, you have to do the previous
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steps making a normal atomic bomb. Next, you will need some type of pump
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device.
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þþþþþþþþ <<----------Ignition
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þ®0:00¯þ Device
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MaTeRiaLS: ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²
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² ±±±±±±±±±±± ² ± = SpHeRe
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1.) A normally constructed atom ² ± ± ²
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bomb Õ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ððððððð ± ² ð = Atomic
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2.) Liquid Hydrogen º ² ± ððððððð ± ² Material
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Ç÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ððððððð ± ²
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3.) A pump device º ² ± ± ² ² = Explosive
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º ² ±±±±±±±±±±± ²
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º ²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²
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º
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÷÷÷÷÷÷÷¿
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ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ· è = Liquid
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º èèèèèèèè º Hydrogen
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Pump ------------>> º èèèèèèèè º
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Device º º ÷ = Tubing
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ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ;
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InStRuCtIoNs:
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1.) Run plastic tubes into the center of the sphere.
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2.) Connect the tubes to the pump.
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3.) Place liquid hydrogen in the pump device.
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4.) Set the ignition device to activate the pump simultaneously as the
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explosive goes off.
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Finally, if you are that special kind of stupid that you would actually
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try, I wish you luck. However, I formally deny any responsiblity for the
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consequences of your actions. Otherwise, I couldn't give a flying fuck what
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you do. And just remember: if anyone fucking messes with this file without
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my knowledge, I will find you! This file was written SPECIFICALLY FOR MoH
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AND M.a.D. Productionz... any other use of this file, either excerpts or in
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its entirety MAY NOT BE DONE WITHOUT DIRECT CONSENT FROM THE AUTHOR!!!
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Do not fuck with this. I didn't write this so some freaking wanna-be hacker
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can alter something. Hands Off!
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