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93 lines
2.5 KiB
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HOW TO MAKE A REALLY NICE PIPE BOMB
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OUT OF EVERYDAY MATERIALS.
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1) GO TO YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE STORE AND
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TELL THE GUY THAT IS HELPING YOU
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THAT YOU WANT A PIECE OF STEEL PIPE
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ONE FOOT LONG. AND ALSO THAT YOU WANT
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THE ENDS THREADED AND YOU ALSO WANT
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CAPS TO PUT ON THE END.
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2) NOW GET AHOLD OF A BABYFOOD JAR.
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MAKE SURE THAT THE JAR WILL FIT DOWN
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THE PIPE REAL EASY LIKE. FILL THE
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BABYJAR WITH EVERYDAY VINEGAR. MAKE
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SURE THE TOP IS SCREWED ON REAL TIGHT.
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**IF IT IS LOOSE YOU WILL BLOW YOUR
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HAND OFF**
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3)NOW CAP ONE END OF YOUR PIPE WITH
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ONE OF THE CAPS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE
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PICKED UP WITH THE PIPE. IF YOU KNOW
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OF SOMEONE WITH A WIELDER, HAVE HIM
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WIELD A BEAD AROUND THE THREADS AFTER
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YOU HAVE IT CAPPED.
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4)PUT SOME SMALL SHARP ROCKS DOWN THE
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END OF THE PIPE AND THEN SLIDE THE
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BABYJAR DOWN INSIDE SO THE GLASS END
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IS AGAINST THE LITTLE ROCKS. NOW
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EMPTY A MEDIUM BOX OF ARM AND HAMMER
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BAKING SODA INTO THE PIPE. CAP THE
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OTHER END OF THE PIPE AND IF YOU
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CAN WIELD IT, THEN GO FOR IT.
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**BE FUCKING CAREFUL** YOU MIGHT
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BREAK THE JAR INSIDE AND YOU WON'T
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KNOW THAT YOU BROKE IT UNTIL YOU
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SEE YOUR HAND FLY OFF!!!
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5)NOW, WHEN YOU WANT TO BLOW SOMETHING
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UP, JUST SMACK THE END OF THE PIPE
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THAT SENDS THE JAR INSIDE DOWN AGAINST
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THE SMALL ROCKS. OH YEAH, SMACK IT
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AGAINST SOME CONCREAT. THIS BREAKS
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THE JAR AND THE VINEGAR AND BAKING
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SODA MIX TOGETHER AND BUILDS UP
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PRESSURE. WHEN IT GETS TO THE
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CRITICAL POINT....WHAMMY!!!!
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******IMPORTANT******
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AFTER YOU HIT THE PIPE AGAINST THE
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GROUND, GET THE HELL RID OF IT!!!
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TOSS IT INTO SOMEONES CAR OR SOMEWHERE.
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SOMETIMES. IT TAKES FIVE MINUTS FOR
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IT TO GO OFF. SOMETIMES TWO.
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BUT IT WILL GO OFF! TRUST ME!
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I DID THIS WHEN I WAS LIVING IN
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ARIZONA. MY FREIND THAT TAUGHT ME
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THIS WAS A DEMOLITIONS EXPERT FOR
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THE NAVY.
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THE FIRST TIME I DID IT. WE TOSSED
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THE PIPE INTO AN OLD HOUSE AND IT
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BLEW ALL FOUR WALLS OUT!!
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THE SECOND TIME WE DID IT, WE TOSSED
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IT INTO AN OLD CAR. AND IT PHUKING
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BLEW ALL FOUR DOORS OFF AND THE
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ROOF THREE FEET INTO THE AIR!!!!
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WHEN WE BLEW U THE HOUSE, WE WAITED
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FIVE MINUTSAND I THOUGHT THAT IT
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WOULDN'T GO OFF. SO I CRAWLED OUT OF
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THE DITCH THAT WE WERE IN. WHAMMY!!
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JUST THEN IT WENT OFF! IT THREW ME
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BACK FIVE FEET BACK INTO THE DITCH!
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IF YOU FOLLOW ALL INSTRUCTIONS
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REAL CAREFULLY. THEN YOU WON'T GET
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HURT.
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I WILL TALK TO YOU ALL LATER.
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AND TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE BLOWN UP!!!
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY:HERACLES (B.O.U.)
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CALL THE DEAD ZONE.........xxx-xxx-xxxx
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CALL INFINITY'S EDGE: xxx-xxx-xxxx (300/1200 BAUD 10 MEGS)
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CRACKER JACK
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