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Pool Phun
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By: Long John Silver
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First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing you need
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know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know that.
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Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your "friends" house, the
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one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you reverse the polarity of his/her pool,
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by switching the wires around. They are located in the back of the pump. This
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will have quite an effect when the pump goes on. In other words.
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Boooooooooooommm! Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice-
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versa, the 4th of july happens again.
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Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the pump to
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"backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you look the next
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day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant damage, yet no great
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display like my first one mentioned, shut the valves of the pool off. (There
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are usually 2) One that goes to the main drain and one that goes to the filter
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in the pool. That should be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take
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in water, so when there isn't any...
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Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and there is *no*
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permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must check the pool with
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chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine. The other is labeled alkaline
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(ph). You want orthotolidine. (It checks the chlorine). Go to your local
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pool store and tell them you're going into the pool business, and to sell you
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orthotolidine (a CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The
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solution is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to
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the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend! Then open the
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bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone there will turn a deep
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red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if they have guests there!
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Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the pool. Only a little. The "piss"
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disappears.
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