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--> How to have fun at school <--
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By: Walkon - 201-575-4010
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Temple of the Un-Dead
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General - Files - Section
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This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as
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I do... Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to
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insure a prosperous school year:
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1) Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
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2) 3 tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
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3) Pennies (about $1.00 worth)
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4) Baloons (small sized for convieniance)
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5) Mirror (small hand held)
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6) Liquid soap
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7) Lighter, (matches as alternat)
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8) Firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)
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9) Screwdrivers and other tools (small)
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10) Small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
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11) Wire (10-20 ft)
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12) Tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)
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13) Ziplock baggies
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14) Half of an orange
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15) Ligth bulb (75 watts and over are great)
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This will do for now... Some of the cool things to do are, take the
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pennies and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians
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try to get 'em off). (this also looks good with silver dollars glued to the
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fire alarm (so it goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin)
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and to a door someplace.... (principals preferably))
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Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson burner
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(in chem) and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will
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guarantee you will know when the coin is picked up... While your using the
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bunson burner, fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight
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and put it in your pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the
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bottle, use a cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom,
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and get to class fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
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While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and
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when the superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a
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nice little surprise...
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Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when
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no one is in the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa system, and
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hook 2 wires from it, to your mic. ( then into your locker) This is good
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for getting your friends out of classes... Just ask for them... (use your
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tools for that one, and try to be neat about it)...
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Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh...
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"Friends" locker combanation.... after you get that, take that little
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baggie you got, and put the orange in it... let it sit for a week or
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four, then open the baggie, and place it in your friends locker... I
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can guarentee he/she will love it...
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Another thing that is fun to do, is, Take a penny, and glue
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it over the key hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes
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out, thus he has to truck around all day in his gym stuff, (unless
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you rent him your screwdriver to pry the penny off)
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Ballons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the
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gas that you get out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the
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baloon tight, and drop it out the window to the burnouts below, you
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know, the ones that are always smoking, they love to pop baloons with
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light cigaretts.... get the picture? Good...
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Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking
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motion with your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, what ever
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your aiming at) It is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have one of
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those, it makes it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink all over
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the
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principals face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
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Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody
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into a ice skating star, (works especially well when people come in from the
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rain)... If your school is anything like the one I goto, people never flush
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the
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toiletts, A little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I mean, what
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happens when the soap is not flushed out of the toilett, and the suds are'nt
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flushed out either? The janitors have a really good time trying to figure out
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that one... (glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always ane)... Turn off the
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water under the sinks too... Getting back to the soap, it is also good on the
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hand railings in hallways and on steps, If you mix perfume with it, some poor
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grub has to have that stench on him all day....
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I shall go into more depth at a later date, so look for a new
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volume coming to a bbs near you... This was: How to have fun at school
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part 1, (By: Walkon) Part 2 will be written as soon as I have some more
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time...
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---===>>> WALKON <<<===---
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------ SYSOP: TEMPLE OF THE UN-DEAD
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201 - 575 - 4010
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GENERAL FILES SECTION
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