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(>View: SCHOOL FUN //
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School Fun Number: //
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By - Walkon / Sysop
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Temple of the Un-Dead
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201 - 575 - 4010
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If you have'nt yet seen part I of this phile, I suggest you do so, for it is
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definatly one of a kind. I shall start off with some of the cool aspects of a
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school cafeteria. As most of you know, this is not a very nice place, or at
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least it's not very nice in my school., you have to get out there and catch
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the
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food before it gets away... but in any case...
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1) School Cafeterias: In this ever growing world of terrorism, and practical
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jokes, you should learn the basic methids and uses of ketchup. This red stuff
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that they use to cover the mold on the french-fries, makes a nice stain on
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peoples clothing. So... take a few packets of ketchup, and during phys. Ed.
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you take the pack and put little holes in it, then put it in someones back
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pocket, (preferably white pants), do this while they are out in the gym, and
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you are alone in the locker room... It's a gas when they get up after pulling
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their pants on and there 'Bleeding...'...
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2) Marbles are very cool... especially glass ones and steel ones, what you do
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is, get into your 'Friends' locker and (if he/she has a shelf) take a book and
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brace it up at an angle, and leave them alot of marbles to play with... so
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when
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they open their locker, they should have no problem watching them spill all
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over the floor... then they get little questions like 'Hey man, did you loose
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all your marbles?' and 'Is this a throw back to your child hood?'. This is
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even better when they have to go out in the middle of a class period and when
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all the marbles fall out he has teachers all over him asking 'What do you
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think
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your doing?' and the ever popular 'Wheres your pass?'...
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3) You can improve on the marbles scheme by using water/perfume filled
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baloons
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or plastic baggies. 'Cause, howd you like to go around smelling like a flower
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all day long (if your a boy), if your a girl, then your a wet flower... your
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'Friend' walks down the hallway 'Squish. Squish Squish' from all the water in
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their sneakers...
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4) Do any of your parents have old contact lens fluid bottles? (small) If so
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then your in luck... if you fill these with water and walk down a crowded hall
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you can have alot of fun... Spray your victem so it looks like he/she took a
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leak in thier pants... in a crowded hall-way, the'll never notice till someone
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says.. 'Hey, Professor Leaky... Turn off the faucets...'... If you want to
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be even meaner, then you can take the bottle and fill it with the juices from
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a rotten egg.. now its' one thing to piss in your pants, but if you go around
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smelling like rotten eggs all day, whew... I can almost guarntee a suspension
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or a free trip home... (very embarrasing)...
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5) During your free period, goto a pay phone and call the front office, and
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have your victem paged to the front office... tell the front office that you
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are the boy/girls father and your coming to pick them up for an emergency
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doctors appointment... and to go and get his/her books... then they sit in
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the front office for 1/2 an hour, (and miss class).. then they say ' Hey,
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did you and some of your friends pull this stunt so you wouldnt have to goto
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class?!?!?!.. Goto the principals office NOW!' Good 'eh?
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6) Heres some fun to have at the library... goto the magazine rack and
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replace the Sports Ill. and the other widely read magazines with Playboy and
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some of the others... (rip off the Sports. Ill. cover and put Playboy inside)
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You should see the expressions on the girls faces when they open that sucker
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up... (or on the teachers faces)...
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7) Hide a cheap radio ($3.00 things that you get from radio shack (am)) and
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set it to blast when the locker is opend. (set it on some queer station) To
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set the wiring up.. Open up the radio and disconnect one of the wires going
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to the switch, turn the switch on. Now take the wire you just disconnected and
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run it to another switch, and a wire from the other end of that switch to the
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old switch... now tape the switch into the locker in a way that whenever the
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locker is opend, the switch will go on, and whenever the door closes, the
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switch will go off... this is embarrasing, especially when you cant find the
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radio to turn it off...
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Well, I have coverd just a few more aspects of life in a school... so I
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will be signing off now... call my bbs at: 201-575-4010, and keep those
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teachers/students hopping... and look for.. yes I will... PART /// coming
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soon to a terminal near you...
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---===>>> WALKON <<<===---
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