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58 lines
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\/ Car Phun III /\
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% By: The Nomad %
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\ 07/01/85 \
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% Call: Stone Dungeon III %
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\/ 215-860-1491 /\
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I may be a bit repetitive of other car phun files so if i took something from
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one of your files, sorry.
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Well it's summer again so it's time for people to get restless..Relieve
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yourself! Take out your frustration's on life on other people..People you
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hate..People you don't know! A good way to do this is on peoples car's..Their
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easily accesable..and easy to do thing's to..
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1] I'll start out with simple stuff..If the car door's open you can do the
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following, rub vasiline all over the guy's seat..this will not come off with
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water and is a pain to get off, superglue the guy's stearing weel in place,
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catch some fish and let them rot..then rub them all over the guy's seat and
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stuff the fish under the seat and behind the seat, if the guy has a seat cover
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take put rotten eggs under the cover...crunch & smell when he sits down...(i'd
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just like to state that these may seem hard to do in your area because people
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may lock their car door's more but in my area many people don't. If you want to
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take out that car and it is locked you can use a hanger to slip in through the
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top of the car's window and hook the lock...)
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2] For locked car's you can do the following...pop the hood and re-wire his
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electrical system, slip under the car and cut the fan belt..a few minutes after
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he is going the car will stall, crazy glue the guy's winshield wipers in place,
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if your not into hard to fix damage you can glue small poker chips in place over
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the lock, this ones good but hard to do..get some of that glow in the dark
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liquid and paint the car with it all over except where the driver can see it..I
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have had a car I painted go for three weeks until a cop finally pulled him
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over..we painted his name and phone number and penticles and insults to cop's,
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place impact explosives on the tires, and last but not least...open the hood and
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remove or solder into position the guy's hood lock..the hood will not close till
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he fixes it..
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Ok hope you enjoyed the file and look for car phun IV comming soon. By the
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way...I hearby take no responsibility for the use of this file by whoever get's
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his hand's on this file...
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%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%\%
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% By: The Nomad %
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\ 07/01/85 \
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% %
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% Call: Stone Dungeon III %
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\/ 215-860-1491 /\
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