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--> How to have fun at school <--
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By: Walkon - 201-575-4010
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Temple of the Un-Dead
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General - Files - Section
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This works best if you happen to have alot of deralict friends, as I do...
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Your first day of school you should bring the following items, to insure a
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prosperous school year:
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1) Fountain pen (and extra ink refills)
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2) 3 tubes of Super Glue (Krazy Glue)
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3) Pennies (about $1.00 worth)
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4) Baloons (small sized for convieniance)
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5) Mirror (small hand held)
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6) Liquid soap
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7) Lighter, (matches as alternat)
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8) Firecrackers (ladyfingers are great)
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9) Screwdrivers and other tools (small)
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10) Small squeezable bottles (like nasal de-congestant type)
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11) Wire (10-20 ft)
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12) Tape recorder mic. (batter operated pref.)
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13) Ziplock baggies
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14) Half of an orange
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15) Light bulb (75 watts and over are great)
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This will do for now... Some of the cool things to do are, take the pennies
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and glue them to the cafeteria tables, (and watch the custodians try to get 'em
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off). (this also looks good with silver dollars glued to the fire alarm (so it
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goes off when the custodian attempts to remove the coin) and to a door
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someplace.... (principals preferably))
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Another thing to do with a coin is, heat it up over a bunson burner (in chem)
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and just as the bell rings, toss the coin into the hall, I will guarantee you
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will know when the coin is picked up... While your using the bunson burner,
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fill your little squeeze bottle with gas, then cap it tight and put it in your
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pocket... later, take a firecracker, and glue it to the bottle, use a
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cigarette as a fuse extension, then put it in the bathroom, and get to class
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fast... (gas and glue make a nice flame)...
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While your in the bathroom, place a light bulb over the door, and when the
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superintendant goes to see what the explosion was, he gets a nice little
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surprise...
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Now for the wire, if you can access a room near your locker, when no one is in
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the room, take off the speaker cover on the pa system, and hook 2 wires from
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it, to your mic. ( then into your locker) This is good for getting your
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friends out of classes... Just ask for them... (use your tools for that one,
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and try to be neat about it)...
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Now for your mirror, you can use this for getting your, uh... "Friends" locker
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combanation.... after you get that, take that little baggie you got, and put
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the orange in it... let it sit for a week or four, then open the baggie, and
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place it in your friends locker... I can guarentee he/she will love it...
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Another thing that is fun to do, is, Take a penny, and glue it over the key
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hole on your friends gym locker, just after he goes out, thus he has to truck
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around all day in his gym stuff, (unless you rent him your screwdriver to pry
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the penny off)
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Balloons are fun to play with in chem lab, fill them with the gas that you get
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out of the taps on the lab desks, then tie up the baloon tight, and drop it out
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the window to the burnouts below, you know, the ones that are always smoking,
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they love to pop baloons with lit cigarettes.... get the picture? Good...
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Those fountain pens are cool, because if you make a slight jerking motion with
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your hand, ink squirts all over the room, (or person, what ever your aiming at)
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It is a good idea not to let the teachers know you have one of those, it makes
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it too easy to find out who did it when theres ink all over the principals
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face... (or on the floors, walls, and ceilings...)
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Liquid soap is great for use in crowded hallways, it turns everybody into a ice
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skating star, (works especially well when people come in from the rain)... If
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your school is anything like the one I goto, people never flush the toiletts, A
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little liquid soap in here makes for a nice surprise, I mean, what happens when
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the soap is not flushed out of the toilett, and the suds are'nt flushed out
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either? The janitors have a really good time trying to figure out that one...
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(glue a quarter in one of the urinals, always ane)... Turn off the water under
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the sinks too... Getting back to the soap, it is also good on the hand
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railings in hallways and on steps, If you mix perfume with it, some poor grub
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has to have that stench on him all day....
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I shall go into more depth at a later date, so look for a new volume coming to
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a bbs near you... This was: How to have fun at school part 1, (By: Walkon)
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Part 2 will be written as soon as I have some more time...
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---===>>> WALKON <<<===---
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------ SYSOP: TEMPLE OF THE UN-DEAD
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201 - 575 - 4010
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GENERAL FILES SECTION
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