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2.1 KiB
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46 lines
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.... MURPHY'S LAWS OF CAMBAT ....
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1. You Are Not Superman.
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2. If It's Stupid But Works, It Isn't Stupid.
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3. Don't Look Conspicuous - It Draws Fire. (This Is Why Aircraft
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Carriers Are Called "Bomb Magnets").
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4. When In Doubt, Empty Your Magazine.
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5. Never Share A Foxhole With Someone Braver Than You Are.
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6. Never Forget That Your Weapon Was Made By The Lowest Bidder.
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7. If Your Attack Is Going Really Well, It's An Ambush.
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8. No Plan Survives The First Contact Intact.
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9. All Five-Second Grenade Fuses Will Burn Down In Three Seconds.
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10. Try To Look Unimportant Because The Bad Guys May Be Low On Ammunition.
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11. If You Are Forward Of Your Position, The Artillary Will Fall Short.
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12. The Enemy Diversion You Are Ignoring Is The Main Attack.
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13. The Important Things Are Always Simple.
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14. The Simple Things Are Always Hard.
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15. The Easy Way Is Always Mined.
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16. If You Are Short Of Everything Except Enemy, You Are In Combat.
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17. When You Have Secured An Area, Don't Forget To Tell The Enemy.
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18. Incoming Fire Has The Right Of Way.
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19. Friendly Fire Isn't.
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20. IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU!!.
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21. No Combat Unit Has EVER Passed Inspection.
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22. Beer Math Is: 2 Beers Times 37 Men = 49 Cases.
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23. Body Count Math Is: Two Guerillas Plus One Portable Plus
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Two Pigs = 37 Enemy Killed In Action.
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24. Things That Must Be Together To Work Ususally Can't Be Shipped
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Together.
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25. Radios Will Fail As Soon As You Need Fire Support Desperately.
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26. ANYTHING You Do Can Get You Shot - Including Doing Nothing.
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27. TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS !!!!!!
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28. The Only Thing More Accurate Than Incoming Enemy Fire Is
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Incoming Friendly Fire.
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29. Make It Tough For The Enemy To Get In And You Can't Get Out.
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30. If You Take More Than Your Fair Share Of Objectives, You Will
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Have More Than Your Fair Share Of Objectives To Take.
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31. When Both Sides Are Convinced They Are About To Lose,
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They Are Both Right.
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32. Professional Soldiers Are Predictable, But The Armies Are Mostly
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Made Of Amatures.
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33. MURPHY WAS A GRUNT.
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34. MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST.
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