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tHe sTonEr'S gUiDE tO a
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HaPPy hIgH
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fEB 14, 1987
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fIrsT oF aLL I WouLD lIkE tO tHAnk The FollOwiNg peOplE FoR HeLPiNG mE mAKe
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mY LiFE bEttR:
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ThE sTonEr: FoR gEtTing mE sTArTeD iN dRugS
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ALl mY DeaLrS: PaST, PreSEnt, AnD fUtuRE
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AnD Of COUrsE AlL tHE PeoPLe thAT gET HiGh anD GeT mE HiGH....
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BoNg RiPs
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boNgS aRe a uniqUe iNvention. by filtEring the weed smoke, yoU gEt a moRe
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puriFied hiT. iF yoU wanT to get a rEal killer hit, do the followInG:
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load the bowl, and pacK it fairly tigHt (not too tight!). liGht iT and inhALe
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SloWly. try to inhAle as slow as you can AnD stIll be gettinG a hiT. thiS way
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you don'T Waste valuable dOpE and you gEt more hiGh! iF you cAn, try TO kEep
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the saMe water in the bong aS Long as You can. aftEr a few monThs of use, the
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water will have lIttle particLes of pot flOAting arounD in it. thesE Are
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called watEr CrUMbs. iT is not advised to sCrapE youR bOng until AFTer at
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LeAst A yEar oF usE. yOU wiLL be gRAtefuL WHEn youR reallY DespARAte and have
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to ScraPe SOmetHing! Now we moVe on To Pipes...
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piPes
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pipes arE Alot of fun tO use, And they Are alSo mY FaVorite way of sMoking
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doPE. iF made CorrEctly, A PipE caN be TotaLlY air tIGht. thE REAson this is
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goOd Is becaUSe you geT a hit straiT frOm the bowl, and yOu losE No smoke in
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the prOcesS! i havE fOund thAT if you pack a nICe TighT bowl, to tHe poinT
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WHere yOU can't fit anymore in, you Will Get sToned fast. ThE MorE
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cOncentrAted the weed iS in the bowl, the MoRe reSinated The wEed at tHE
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boTtom of thE bowl gets (thiS is THe same prIciplE as roacHes). oNe word Of
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cAutiOn: nevEr use a suCK-throuGh bowl oN a pipe. you'Ll fInd yourself
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inhaling A Cherry That burns the helL out Of YEr LuNgs! aLl pipE ARe good, But
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the beST are bouGHt froM Pipe shoPs Or smoking shoPs (bElive iT OR Not, I
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Bought a piPe at disnEYLaND! therE'S a Pipe sHOp on maIn STREEt!! wElL it iS
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fun FOR the WhoLe FAmily..). neveR make a Pipe From pvc pipE! you inhale Any
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fUmeS frOM pvc and yOu Might As well KisS youR ass gOodBye! cOppeR IS another
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NO-no. copPER WIll mElt and Also gIVE of toXiC FUmeS. tHE bESt maTErIAl fOr
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Pipes is bRasS. SteeL, ceRaMic, glASS aNd Stone Are ok ALso. a WOoD pipE is
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up TO YOu. i FouNd that wHeN i hIt fRom A WOoD pIpe, I Get mORe oAk than DoPE!
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enoUGh Of PiPes, let's TalK aBoUt jOints...
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JOints
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joInts (HooteRs, MarijUana CigArettes, 'j', Etc.) aRe fun to smokE. perSoaNlly
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i Don't likE Them cUZ you dOn't GEt a straiT hit. it's mORE Air thaN sMOke
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(UNLess you likE to nIGGer lip, which Is'NT pREFErRed..). bUT tHen some
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STONers rolL joInts ProfessIOnaly. to tHe joinT roLLer iT is nOt jusT a way
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To smoKe dope, it is an art, a cRafT, hObby, Or skIll. i admIre a persoN
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that can roLl a PErfect joint, bEcuz I can'T! jointS hold oNly a sMAlL amOunt
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oF weed, aNd when YOu Smoke one, you hAve to roll anoTher (tHiS caN take 5
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mInutes to aN Hour dEPending on your cONDition!). but on the other hanD, YOu
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CoulD walk doWN the STReet noNChalant WiTh a hooTeR hanging oUt Of Your mouth
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anD to thE cAsual onlOoker iT would Appear tO be A CigAretTe! if a joint is
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rolled To lOose, wheN you SmoKe it, the PreciouS dOPe wILl FalL. i'M sUre
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peopLE coUlD puT up aN arGUmeNT as TO what FucKs You Up more: a jOint or pIPe
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toKe. i Would say a joinT CoulD fuck yOu uP bad, bUt sO coULd a pipe hit. it
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all dePenDS On THE peRsOn. i reMembEr (oR do i?) WhEN me and a fReiNd smoked
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tWo joiNts. HaLFway tHroUgH tHe fiRSt one i FOund mySelf staRiNG aT tHinGs,
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Incoherant AND GEl baiT. hAlFway throUgh THe SeCond JoinT i was laugHIng
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unCoNtRollaBly and I cOULD'nt EVen TaKe A HiT wIthoUT laughing it Out! WeLl,
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we smokeD BoTH jOints anD WE wEre WAStED...LetS moVE On TO A difFeReNT
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subjEct: LSd
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Lsd
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lsd. jusT tHose thRee LetTer Make yOu want To trip! To ThOse Of you who never
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knew what those three letteRs sTooD foR, HEre'S A deScRiptIon:
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lySergic acid DIethylAmide (c H n o)
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20 25 3
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fRy, as is Written on mY peEchee fOlder, is a sOCiaL drug. there are two Types
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of trips you can have: GOod and bAD. if yoU wanT to Have a gOod trIp, dROp it
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when your dOinG someThing you Like to do (BOwlIng, vidEogames, etc.). this
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won't iNsuRE a good Trip, but it wIll SeT yOu on Your coursE. if YOu staRT to
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have a bad tRIp, tHe oNly thing you CAn do is to TRy to havE fun (tHIs is haRd
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but NoT ImpossiblE!). leT me TEll yOu oNE iMporTaNt tHInG abouT frY: it is
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tRipPy! tHe firSt time i FrieD, i was watcHing the smURFs, ANd the tv SCreen
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sTarted tO wave Back anD foRTh. istEad oF A lIsT oF thInG yoU cOuld Do tO triP
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out wHEn fryiNg, i wiLl lEt yOu maKe yoUr owN liSt. You WIll finD SomeThing to
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trip oUt on when your FryinG, beliVe me! unLEss you DRop muSical noteS or somE
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OtHer type of frY that makeS yoU Hear thInGs raTheR than seE THings, i would
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sugGESt PlayIng nINteNDo Or your cOmpuTeR's gAmes, or BEttEr Yet, Go to AN
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arCaDe with lOTS of money, And i wiLl AssUrE You, YOu wilL triP oUt! IF You
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find YOurself not affectEd aFter takIng fRy, maybe yoU need A juMP stArt.
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DriNk somE orAnge jUice Or lemoNade. theSe liquIdS HAve ciTRis juiCE, whIch
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is raW eneRgy. it WILL stARt yoU oN Your TRip. aNotheR Thing You coUlD Take IS
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viTamiNs, LOts oF them! To Put it in iT's sImpleSt teRms, JUSt gEt some soRt
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of EnerGy (spEeD peRhaps!) anD you wilL jUmP starT. DEPEndIng oN What type of
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fRy aNd hoW mUCH and often You dO it, usUally a hIt will gEt YOu off. tWO HITs
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aNd YoU WIll TriP good, thREe aNd yoU WiLl trip hard, foUR yoU wILL
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be In la-lA LAnd, and five, you WILl Be iNsaNE. THe usual dURatioN of THe
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dRUGs EfFecT(s) Is aboUt 6-8 HoURs, and thE TYpE Of fry aNd how much And ofTen
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yoU FrY wIll aFfecT ThIs factoR. tHe mORe hitS YOu taKe, the lOngEr AnD HarDeR
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You WiLL FrY, But be careFul! doN't TakE to much uNLeSs you WaNT tO Die. suRe,
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soMe pEOpLE can TAKe masSiVe aMoutS anD sTIll Live, BUt thEIR bRAiN sizE
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ProBibaLly resemblES a mArBlE or bb! thEre waS oNE gUy wHo wenT to WyoMing to
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visit hiS cOusIN, ANd hE droPpEd 40 Or so hits Of fry. hE Took hIS unClEs
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12 GauGe ShotguN AND WEnt ouT shOotING cats. weLL, tHE cOps ArrestEd Him (ANd
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FoUnd HiM UNdER tHE iNfLUenCe of LsD) And hE WaS pUt iN a PAdDeD cEll FoR A
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feW days. iM suRE yOu'Ve heaRd storieS Too, But i woUld'Nt bElIve aLl of them.
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enoUgh Of fRy, leT's move On to a more intEREstInG suBJECT: weEd!
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marijUanA
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pOt iS a NatUral dRug, the Best Grown uNder cOntrOlLed cOnDitiONs and wITh a
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lot Of cArE. therE ShoUld bE no REason For pOt to be ilLeGAl. wHeN goD CREAted
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tHe world, he put All the planTs On it toO. noW if GoD dID'nt mEan For us to
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get hIgh, thEn he would'nT haVE madE this FiNe RaRitY. belivE it oR noT, You
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CaN eat AmouNtS oF cannIbis aND gEt STONeD. thE efFecTS TaKe A whiLe To hit,
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But it Does the jOb. i woUld RatheR smoKE it, enjoYIng watChInG it SmOke And
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bURn, have the sWEEt SmEll of dope fLoaTinG To My nostrIls, anD TasTing It's
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bEutiful FlAvour. buDs arE a GooD Way TO esCape reAlitY. iT's HIgh is
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dIfferent from aNy OTher, yet so alIkE. a bud HIgh iS inDeScRibablE,
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DeSirabLe, laugHabLe, and mOst of alL, enjoyABLe. if you sMokE BuDS, YoU
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KnoW WHAT I meaN. THe onlY Thing i dislIKE abOut gettINg STonED Is whEN yOu
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cOme down. DEpending on The TYpe Of Dope, the UsUAl downFall Is tIrINg and
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GelliSH. if yoU arE cOMing DowN anD wish tO get HIGh agAin, JuSt TaKE a few
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hits And iT WilL pEp YoU riGht uP. vidEo gAmeS Are tRipPY WhEn PLaYeD stonED,
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especialLY When yOU are NoT cOmINg down, bUt not HigH, kiNda at tHe trIp
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STage. sOme fun ThIngs to do wHEn Stoned witH a frIend are to geT SOMe sORT Of
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stOpwAtch And stArt tiMIng YoursElVeS. A wHile lAter you stoP tHe wAtch aNd
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whoeVer has tHe wATch aSKS ThE othEr perSon: "how lOng do you tHINk iT'S been
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sincE I STarTed TiminG us?" the oTHer Person(s) hAVe TO gUESs. bElivE me, It
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wilL trip you out. YoU WIlL saY 10 miNUtes aND iT wILl hAvE ONlY Been 3 oR so!
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anOther THing I have FOUnd to DO WhEn Im stOnED iS draW. whEn i Draw stoneD,
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I DRaw! eVeR liTtLe dEtaIL, and usuAlLy iT LOOkS FaIRlY rEalistIc, or It's
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just PlaiN TriPpy. ridiNG motorcyClEs OR BIkeS OR ATc's Is tripPy TOO, but
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uNleSs you know whAt yoUr DoIng (I.e. a fAIRly eXPEriencED RidEr) it IS iLL
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aDvisEd. some Advice on bUYing Dope: try TO gEt your MoneY's wOrtH! i tRY
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tO get At LeaST mY mONEys woRTh or mAybe A couplE dOllARs lEsS (dEpEndinG oN
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tHe aMount Im BuyIng). nEVEr gIve YOur moNey To soMEbODy wHO Says ThE'Ll gEt
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It TommOrOw or iN a few daYS, unLEss yOU KNOW The pErson weLl. If yoU Do, you
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eITher Wont GEt It fOr a while (a LonG wHILe perHAps!) or yOu just Wont gET
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it pEriOd! So bE carEfuL! and also WAtch who YoU buy from! theSe stuDeNt
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Narks ARe geTTIng wOrSe! Try TO Buy FroM somebodY yoU kNow and TRusT wElL. iF
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yOu bUY bY ThESe ConDiTIONs, bElivE mE, yOu WiLl hAVE a sAfe drug deAl. ThE
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same gOeS For SeLlIng. If YoU are sEllinG, teLl YoUr cuSTomeRs NoT to briNG
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ANy NEw faceS AroUnD, JuSt teLl tHeM to WAIt somEWhERE And you wilL Go Get
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the scOrE. YoU NevEr CAN bE to cAreful. UNlesS yOu KnOw tHE PerSoN(S) iNvOLed
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welL (i.e. Best FRiEndS, NEiGhBOrS, ETC.) yOu DOn'T hAVe To listen to my
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warNiNgs, buT YoU nEvEr CAn Be tO careFul AS i said. enouGH Of wArnIngS, lEts
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diSCUSS thE typeS Of bUDs tHAT ArE gOod tO BuY. If yoU want CHEaP bUds AT
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A laRGe QUaNtItY, redhair is thE BEst (smoking hoMegrowN Is NoT reaLlY
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FAvoReD). if YoU WAnt SWEeT smelLiNg bUds, sKunk is for yOU. if juIcy, oiLy
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bUds are yoUr fAVOrITe, tHEn geT iNdIcA. if yOu wouLd PREfEre A DrY, InTeNsE
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high, geT TaI budS. Of courSe ThEre ArE otHer TYpes, LiMEgrEen, CeST, aNd MaNy
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oTheRs, but thE aBOve ArE juSt YouR basic grOups. I RecommENdED Type of buds
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ARe HaWiIAn. as of Jet I still haVe To tRy ThesE buds, bUt i Have HeArd that
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thEY are kiLlER! If YoU would, wrITe A FIle coNtAINig alL The nAmEs of BuDs
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that YOu KNow, and u/l iT TO The boarD yoU gOt ThIs filE from. i NEEd thE
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infoRMAtion For MY upCOmING fiLe, StonerS gUIDe part ii: druGS in dETaiL. iF
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you liKe thIs filE (or AT LEAsT think it'S OK) then You'Ll Like tHe NExt ONe!
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letS stOp WIth thE buDs aNd coNtiNue wItH:
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topPinGS
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if yOU want tO add a littLe exciTeMent to smOking bUds, you maY optIOnally
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sprinkLe cOcaine or craNK ovEr a loaDEd bOwl. i HAve FounD That cocAine and
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Buds are a rad combiNAtion. You get The normal buZz, But you arE sPeEded up.
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youR nOt alL bummEd oUt likE when You Just smOke buds, bUt yoU finaLly haVe
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the enerGy to do more tHings. the bAd part is WhEn yOu Come dOwN. i doNt lIke
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the TasEt of Crank when i smokE it wIth buds. it mAkes The buds tAste lIEk
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shIt. it DOesnt reAlLY do AnyThiNg too, unLess iTS ReaLlY gooD shit. tHAtS alL
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for nOw.
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epilOgUE
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If tHIs fIle iS a sucCeSs, I will Make My nexT uPcOmiNG fIle, SToNErs guide
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parT Ii: DRUgs in deTaIl. iF you haVe aNythiNg you wOuld LiKe Me To puT in,
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sUch aS tIpS, ideAS, or infOrmATion, jusT writE a teXt fIle With wHAtevEr yOU
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wiSh and uPloAd it tO the bBS tHaT yoU got this file FrOm. pUt iT on tHE samE
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voLumE or drIve IF poSsible. If Not, put It On tHE Next hIGhEr oR LOWer vol./
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driVe. lEaVE YoUr name(hAndle) and any ComMents you Wish to inclUDe. iF yoU
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wISh, LeAVE yOur Phone and maYbE WE could gEt in touCH and pondEr ideAs For
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stoNers GUiDe iii! all InfO wILl be greaTly appRecIaTeD! thankS for reAding
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thIs fiLe, and uNtil the next onE, stAy hiGh!
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