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( Sadistic Ideas )
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___________________________ ( Written by - The Outland "The Sadistic Phreak")
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( Call: )( Sadistic Ideas from Outland's Library )
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( Milliways..[609] 921-1994 )(_______________________________________________)
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(___________________________)
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Sadistic Ideas, things to pull when bored... For best results, scream, and
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create as much anarchy as possible during the attacks...
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When on Alliance Conference, and every one is bored, try:
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o Call up 10 Directory Assistance Operators and, put them all on the line
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o Call up a Carvel Store, a Nursing Home, a Swedish Lady, a Dial-a-Sex
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Lady, and put them on the conference. Watch the Sex lady talk dirty
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to the Swedish lady, and the Carvel jerk ask the Nursing home,
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"How many Cookie-o-Puss cakes do you want?"
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o Get the operator on the line, and start talking dirty to her
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o Get the operator on the line, and ask her why she called you
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At home...
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o Get a bunch of loud bottle rockets, put a rubber band around them, and
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wrap the fuses together. Chase your neighbors cat up into a large
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tree, and light the fuse. Hold it in your hand, and let go when they
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take off. The result is rockets flying all over the tree, a wimped out
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cat, and a huge cloud of smoke!
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o Get a sledge hammer, and go up to your neighbors mail box. Pound the
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living fuck out of it! And walk away!
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o Take all the mail boxes out of the ground from your whole street. Now
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place them all around your neighbors front door, and watch him in the
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morning when he goes to leave for work... He'll croke on the spot!
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o Buy an old "Meat Men" album, get a loud horn, and place outside your
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window. Connect your stereo to the horn. When people start going to
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bed, crank the Meat Men up as loud as possible! For best results, play
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"Homosexual" over the loud horn...
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Homosexual up the ass!
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Homosexual make it last!
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Homosexual jerk me off!
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Homosexual go get lost!
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Always pisses the fuck out of my neighbors!
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o Take your car, and try to go around your neighbors house. Rip up as much
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grass as you can, and the gravel on their back porch!
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o If your neighbors have a garden, with tommato plants, go over one night,
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rip them all up out of the ground. Plant them in thier pool.
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o Pour a couple bags of Plaster of Paris in their bird bath!
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o Take a roditiler, and when their gone, rip up their whole fuckin lawn!
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At the park...
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o Get a game of tennis going! Once you volley it back and forth once,
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bean the fuck on the other court! Watch the hammer head yell at you,
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saying "Damn Punks! Get the fuck!". Then get Bluto, your huge friend,
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who presses 400 lbs to come down to the court. Then get him to peg the
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fuck!
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o Get a little 2x4, and put a few nails into the end. Make it so it's like
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a hammer. Now, walk by the bicycle rack, and nail every bike's back tire.
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This of course, puts a few holes in each one. Now, go over to the stud
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who is attempting to play basket ball, and ask him if you and your friends
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could play with him. Take the ball, and smash it with the spike
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bat, and say "Well, you can always use it as a condom on your head!"
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o Get a game of base ball going. Make the green house right next to the
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park the net for every ball hit. Coosh Coosh Coosh!
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o Play a nice game of golf! Start tee'ing off the balls, and don't tell the
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morons down below. See if you can hit any.
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One good one to do is hit them down onto a game of tennis. Because when
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golf balls hit a hard surface, like tennis courts, the bounce like hell.
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Then watch the fuck down there who you hit with the tennis ball get real
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steamed, and see if you can see his red bald spot!
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Hit the balls up against a large brick building, see if you can nock out
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a window, or hit someone behind you!
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Out of the park, and onto the turf!
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o Go to a golf course, and start walking around near the green. Now hide
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behind a tree, so the moron does'nt say "BLBLBL GET OUT OF THE WAY WILL
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YOU!!". Once a ball is down near the green, take the ball, or hit it
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back up to the tee! Either that, or into the lake, or woods..
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A good one to do is to hit a ball at a buidling when the prick is tee'ing
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off. Now, make sure he is pretty much facing the building with the club
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in hand, taking practice swings. Whale some bitch on the head, or put
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out some huge stain glass window. Make it look like the fuck with the
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club in hand just nailed the building, be sure a crowd is at hand.
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Strange ideas for the crazy at mind...
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This is the best part, my personal favorite!
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o Go to some little village of houses a couple miles away. Ask if you can
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come in for a glass of water. Bring in a driver, and a few balls, when
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the person leaves to get water, start tee'ing off in their living room.
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Then leave... Crazy, but funniest thing you ever did!
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o Buy one of those mechanic jumper suits, and go over to some strangers
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house. Tell them your here to repair their phone, if not, start
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telling them about you might have a tap mam... Then tell them, you have
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to work in private. Make a phone call to a loop in Hawaii, cross the
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connect wires, rip the phone out of the wall, and stuff the remaining
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phone wire into the wall. Now they will have a 700 phone bill, and you
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have a brand new phone..
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That's it for now folks! Don't look for another one, because that's basically
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it! But do look for Mail/Telephone Fraud, written by myself, and a friend.
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Look for more files written by The Outland! The one and only!
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____________________________________________________________________________
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( This Sadistic File was Written by The Outland )
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( 'Never a dull moment' - >Out> )
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(The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.."Milliways".......[609] 921-1994 )
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( This is ORIGINAL file from Milliways, after it's circulation... )
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