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phait94
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textpak3
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"Fun Things To Do With Napalm"
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By: ShadowHawk
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Please read the included file NAPALM.PHT This file is an add-on
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text file to it.
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Ok....So now you know how to make simple napalm. Well, I have come
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up with a few ideas of what you can use this napalm for, and how to
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use it in different situations.
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-How to write in fire!!!
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Alright, check this out. First thing you do is find a bottle of
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Elmer's Glue. I suggest buying the rather large bottle of white
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glue, but you may not need a bottle that large. You must empty it
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out, so I suggest going around the town filling in people's
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keyholes with it. (Not necessarily a good trick, but it will piss
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people off a bit) So, now that you bottle is empty, wash it out.
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Totally wash it and dry it out. You want no water or glue left.
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Now make a shit load of napalm the way NAPALM.PHT tells you to.
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Except, put all the napalm into the glue bottle. Fill the bottle
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up to the top. Now you are set. Put the cap back on top of the
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bottle, and screw the opening close, so it doesn't leak out.
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Now you can go outside and "write" a message on your neighbors car
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windshield. Such as, but not confined to, "Fuck You" or "666" or
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something funny like "I'm gonna' kill you!" Make sure that all the
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letters are connected with a line a napalm, I suggest writing in
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cursive, that way all the letters are connected at the bottom, and
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so that the fire will spread up the letters. Try not to set the
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entire car on fire because that ruins the fun of napalm. If you
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don't set the entire car on fire, only the windshield, then you
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message will be permanently stuck to the glass!
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You can also write on the street, sidewalk, your neighbor's dog,
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cars, or mailboxes. Have phun, write where no man has written
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before, and then set it off with a lighter!
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Flame Thrower!!!!!
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YES! I love this stuff! Alright, take your napalm bottle and hold
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it horizontally, pointing AWAY from you! then take your lighter and
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hold it about a foot in front off the bottle. Light the lighter,
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and then squeeze the bottle. The napalm should go straight through
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the flame, catch on fire, and continue on it's way. Make sure that
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the flame doesn't go back into the bottle, cause you probably won't
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live long if that happens.
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Napalm Art!!!!
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Alright, so you've written messages all over the place, you've even
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shot off your flame thrower, and now you are finished with napalm
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for good, right? Wrong! I will tell you what to do with the rest of
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your napalm! Make art! Get some sheet metal from the hobby store
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near you. I suggest a relatively small piece, 1 foot X 8 inches. It
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is probably gonna' be really thin, so be careful not to bend it.
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Draw with napalm your favorite symbol onto the piece of metal, I
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prefer to draw an anarchy symbol, or maybe, if I am feelin' irie,
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a happy face. Then set the metal outside, and set it on fire. Let
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it burn for a while, until it goes out, or until you get sick of
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watching it burn. While it is burning get a bucket of water, and a
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pair of tongs. When it is out, or when you are sick of watching it
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burn, pick it up carefully with the tongs, and drop it in the water
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to cool it off and put out the flames. Be careful not to leave in
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there too long, cause the design might loose some of it's soot, and
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loose that Burnt look. You now have a really neat brunt in symbol
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of anarchy, or happiness.
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Have phun, and remember, all information is provided for
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entertainment only. If you want to go out and burn stuff with
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napalm, go ahead, just don't turn around and say I am not
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responsible for any actions taken by readers of this file!
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ÅShadowHawkÅ
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[PHAiT]
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