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ݱ20 Mar 90±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±_ROR_-_ALUCARD_±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±Ý? Þ°
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Ý Ý A Þ°
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Ý SHROOM06.DOC - A Trip to The Land Of Else! Ý ?Þ°
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Ý <Shifting> Through Time & Fading Fast! Tfile Þ°
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Ý Distribution Þ°
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ÜÜÜÜÜ Centere Þ°
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Ý? Þ By: Doctor Murdock - RoR - Þ°
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Ý A Þ_____________________________________________________________________Þ°
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Ý ?Þ Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúÞ°
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°°°The Pirates' Hollow - 415/236/2371°°The Electric Pub - 415/236/4380°°°°
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°Primary Drop Sites°°°°°°Rat Head - 415/524/3649°°°°°Primary Drop Sites°°°
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03/19/90 SHROOM06.DOC
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Lost in the clouds and loosing altitude FAST!
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And here sir we have some of the FINEST pinewood in these parts!
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HUH? WHERE AM I?
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Your here. And there. I'm so therefore YOu are here. Yet
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there......in another sense. Of course.
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HERE? WHERE'S HERE???
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Here. Not there.
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HERE : LAND OF ELSE
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THERE: Small planet. Blue/White/Grey/BROWN/GREEN. Most intelligent
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species: Oxygen revlaf, Carbon Based "Human" Units. Planet is classified
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~Offlimits~ for scientific study. Alpha mammals on planet are very
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aggresive and very dense. Considered dangerous in their primal state.
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ARE YOU off your rocker?
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Are you? NO! No? NO! Are you sure! YES! Yes, no? NO! I MEAN,
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YES! No, yes? I see.....tell me about your mother....
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Uh...well....she was born in May, and a very beautiful.....huh? Wha?
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WHAT...WHO....HOW.....WHERE AM I?
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We've been through that already....you're Here.
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Ok...I see. So...where's your leader?
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Leader? Is that one that follows the leader or the leader that follows
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the following leader?
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Hmmmmm....So are we?
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Yes...Lets....tell me, ever try a Purple Mushroom?
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Umm, never, you? Of course I have....wanna try some? Uhh...sure.
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Here.
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<smack> <smack> <KCAMS!> Good...tasty....liquid....liquid
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seeping....upward......OH, THERE! MY...BRAIN! YOWWWWZZZER! With a
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CAPITAL ZZZ! What was in that there mushroom pilgrim???
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That wuz a vedy special mushzzzzzzzroom from the maGic muSHroom grOwer!
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And where doe she gEt theSSSSE? TheY arE verrrrrrrrrryyyy stunning.
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verrrrrryyyy buzzy and veerrryyyyy purper.....I mean purpppple!
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I'M GLAD YA LIKEM! WANT ANOTHER?
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uMMMMMMM, I dunthinkso man. That just aabbOUT did IT. I'm Zonning -
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apcing - tripping - and most of A, L, L, SHIFTEN!!!! Just liek the Post
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Bros. man! SHiftin har and thar. Ovvveir and uuuuunndour. ArrroWm and
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dooowwwwiiiinnn. Looopppiiee!
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I didn't think ya'd want anymore. And the best thing IS: These magic
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Purple mushrooms, with the straw at the top are THEE SpeCiAlTy! They
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kEEp ya Har for SOOOOOOOOOO LoooOOONnng! On your planet called urth,
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the ETA for DownArrive is...OHHHH...AbbooOUUTTT: 6,072 hours. SO fINd
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yourself a nice little corner/shadow, eat a big dinner and buckle your
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life supports, CUZ YOU'R IN FOR ONE HELLUV A TRIP, MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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No, SHIT. Gee, I didn't even pack.
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Pack WhAT?
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PaCK my mushroom traps!! AHHH, You Should KNOw that only vERy Rare
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Mushroomies Walk about HERE! HEY, LOOKS THERE'S ONE THERE!! See?
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WHat DID I tell Ya? But, yOU said.... SHUTAPPP!
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Whoa, like, man......kick me in the ass and send me the bill.....I'm
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seeing orbits! Fuck...I was seeing stars a LONG time ago! We'RE PAST
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STARS, SONNY! WE NOW SEEING ORBITS!
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+ Attention Passangers...we're are now in Orbit field. Don't panic
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this should only last about another 2 minutes. Hell.....forget
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LIFE SUPPORT! HAHAHAHHA, WE'ERE GOIN DOWN!!!! JUST TAKE A LITTLE
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TIME OUT TO LET YOUR LIFE PAST IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND THEN KISS YOUR
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ASS GOODBYE! ROR, MAN......ROR!!!! +
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Psssssst..........wanna buy sum purple doses, man?
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........is it pure?....
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Yeah, man....no cut. Beautiful...makes ya drool just lookin at it..
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50 bc?
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60...
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ok......I guess if it's pure. It's pure, right?
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Man.just.but.this.shit.and.go.home.and.SHIFT!!!!!!
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Your rushing me. Let me thiNK.... <thinki....> OK! I WANNUM NOW!!!
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Here/thanx/buy/bye/bye/buy/bye/buy/ok neato!/heh heh,MONEY!/yummie/yummie
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OK, GOTTA GET HOME, I GOT THE "BIG" SHIPMENT! Gotta get to safety. Heh
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Heh if they only knew what I HAD! heh heh. Gotta go rent a private
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room for about 6 months! yeaH! yeAH! yEAH! YEAH!
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Room/thanks/key/bye/bye....yippe!
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ROOM. ROOM. ROOM. NO PEOPLE! ROOM! <open> <Lock>
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<close curtains>
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<Turn lights off>
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<go bathroom>
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<close door>
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<turn light off>
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OK, by myself. By myself? Bye myself? Bye myself? bye mYSELF? Same
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difference. Now, I eat mushroom! Eat little peice of mushroom and I'm
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on a 6 months vacation from reality. I'll be all smelly and hungry when
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I come down. But nO thinKY AbOUT tHE futurE! YUCK!
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<gobble> <gulp> <yummiiieee!>
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Boy that sure tasted like Blue....
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Okaya...time for fun to begin. FUNSIE FUNSIE FUNSIII! OUCH hello Mister
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Mushroom!
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<BIG hefty VOICE!> HA-=-=HA-=-=HA-=-=HA! I AM THE BIGGEST MUSHROOM IN ELSE!
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I HAVE THE MOST POWER!!! I CAN KEEP YOU HERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR EXISTENCE
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AS A MORTAL! WOULDOTH THOU CONSIDER MY SPICE? ---
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You gotta bEE Kinding? Llaalalalalalala, I can't hear you! --- -
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LalalalLALlaAlalalLalallLAlaaALlla! ----- --
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Well so much for that BROADCAST! LET T ANOTHER MIND EXPANSION!
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Yes, Control....we're coming down FAST! No control! I repeat...NO CONTROL!
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Do you READ ME CONTROL!????!??
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Loud and clear....now please be prepared to be Shifted out of daNNNNNger....
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~ ~ My god, RUN! It's a LONG WORM!
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~ ~~~~~ ~~w `,'
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RUN, RUN..IT'S A LONG WORM!!!
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A WHAT?
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I LONG HORM, I mean LONG STERN! No, no...LOOOOONNGGGGG LEARN! huh? Wha?
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Long Flern? Long stuuuuuvvve? Long graft. limb fwizzle..........
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<giggle chuckle>
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Looooop, Looooooop!
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Shizzar!
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Time I was on my way! Thanx to you I'm much ablidged! Such a pleasant high!
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But now it's time to Shift...into another dEEEEmenSHUN!!!
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Oh no....It's a PeeeeeeeeeeK! It's a PEEK! Peek! Brain cell
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activity at it's highest possible function on chemical A! Yip...yip!
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Laaaauuuriiieee...........what a bitch......what a gorgeous little bitch.
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Object A: Prepare for impregnation. Open hatch and receive pod of life.
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Projectile C: Launch....all systems Launch!
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Object A: Projectile C is out of orbit...prepare for full impact collision!
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Projectile C: Hell....you guys might as well floor it...give it all it's got!
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Object A: <KKKAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM>
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And then the last of the Tarakian race died and a the first birth begins
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anew.....
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-< Fade to shot of classic vette being dropped from a space shuttle and
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quickly shooting to Earth! Fire blazing!!! Vehicle heating to EXTREMES!
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Frame BENDING!! WINDSHIELD CRACKING! Helmet flaming! Tires exploding!
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AC/DC BLASTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >-
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Veins surging quickly!
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Eyeballs bulging!
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Brain dementing!
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Fingers breaking!
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Let us sing a song while
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AC/DC's plaaaaaaaayyyiiiiinnnnnnggg!
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RoR, man....RoR... Led zEppLeLin is most soundseristic.....eh?
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DEATH BLEAK HELL BLANK DEPRESSION! ANGER! INSANITY!!!!!!
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<pOOf!>
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Life..................................................... * .
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Hello, Sir....here meet your brilliant future.....now here's your bag full of
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problems and dilemma to throw over your shoulder and off your go! Have fun
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and may Death be painless.......
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Hello, Madam....welcome to your new
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Life! Right this way and you'll be
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one your way! Oh, and here is your
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sack full of addictions and pain....
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Oh, back again mr. stone, back again? Let me see what we have for your this
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bright and sunny Life! Ah....a satchel full of gut wrenching torture and a
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most extensively long and painful death................Oh...how unlucky of
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you, Sir....it seems that you've just drawn the Jocker out of the deck!
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Ahh..pity, pity. Well....guess you must hurry and get that life over with,
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huh?
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<CLANK!>
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Aaaaa a
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a a a
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h h
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h! Where am I?
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hell, mr. stone. please have a seat and somedemon will come to get you.
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Hell?
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hell. ready to suffer for all the sins of your brother man, who ever now as
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we speak is enjoying life for YOU????
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uh....................................no?
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HA HA HA! How bout YES!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TIME TO PAY TAXES, MR. STONE!!!!!!!
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<mmmUUUUUUUUUUUUUrrrrrddddddeeEEEEerrrouuuSSS sscCCRREEEEEEEAAAMMMM!!!!>
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"HAHAHAHAHA! Bye now! Come back and visit sometime!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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