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From: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: Ode to C
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Date: 30 Apr 90 23:30:10 GMT
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0x0d2C
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May your signals all trap
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May your references be bounded
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All memory aligned
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Floats to ints rounded
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Remember ...
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Non-zero is true
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++ adds one
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Arrays start with zero
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and, NULL is for none
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For octal, use zero
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0x means hex
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= will set
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== means test
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use -> for a pointer
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a dot if its not
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? : is confusing
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use them a lot
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a.out is your program
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there's no U in foobar
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and, char (*(*x())[])() is
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a function returning a pointer
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to an array of pointers to
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functions returning char
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--------------------------------------
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jss - Jon S. Stumpf
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--
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
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If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.
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