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MANY COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS HAVE DISCOVERED A DEFINITE LACK OF COMPUTATIONAL
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POWER IN MOST MODERN COMPUTER LANGUAGES. OFTEN ONE SIMPLE COMMAND COULD
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ELIMINATE LARGE BULKY SUBROUTINES. THEREFORE, THE FOLLOWING LIST OF ADDITIONAL
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COMMANDS IS PROPOSED AS A NECESSARY ADDITION TO ANY PROPERLY DESIGNED SYSTEM.
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IT IS FELT THAT THESE COMMANDS WILL GREATLY EXPAND THE SCOPE AND POWER OF MOST
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TYPICAL COMPUTERS.
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A
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AAC ALTER ALL COMMANDS AAR ALTER AT RANDOM
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AB ADD BACKWARDS ACC ADVANCE CPU CLOCK
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ACQT ADVANCE CLOCK TO QUITTING TIME AEE ABSOLVE ENGINEERING ERRORS
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AFVC ADD FINAGLE'S VARIABLE CONSTANT AI ADD IMPROPER
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AIB ATTACK INNOCENT BYSTANDER ANED ACCESS NON-EXISTENT DRIVE
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AP ABORT PROGRAMMER APA ALTER PAYROLL ACCOUNT
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APM ABORT PROGRAM AND MELT APMI ALTER PROGRAMMER'S MIND
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APT ALTER PROCESSOR TYPE ARNZ ADD AND RESET TO NON-ZERO
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ARZ ADD AND RESET TO ZERO ATT ALTER TRUTH TABLE
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AWTT ASSEMBLE WITH TINKER TOYS
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B
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BAC BRANCH TO ALPHA CENTAURI BAF BLOW ALL FUSES
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BAH BRANCH AND HANG BB BRANCH ON BUG
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BBBAB BITE BAUDY BIT AND BRANCH BBI BRANCH OB BLINKING INDICATOR
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BCBF BRANCH ON CHIP BOX FULL BCIL BRANCH CREATING INFINITE LOOP
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BDC BREAK DOWN AND CRY BCR BACKSPACE CARD READER
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BIRM BRANCH ON INDEX REGISTER MISSING BME BULK MEMORY ERASE
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BMUS BEAM ME UP SCOTTY BOBOI BRANCH ON BURNED OUT INDICATOR
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BOHP BRIBE OPERATOR FOR HIGHER PRIORITY BPO BRANCH ON POWER OFF
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BSC BURST SELECTOR CHANNEL BSO BRANCH ON SLEEPY OPERATOR
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BSP BACKSPACE PRINTER BSST BACKSPACE AND STRETCH TAPE
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BTRI BRANCH TO RANDOM INSTRUCTION BW BRANCH ON WHIM
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BYR BYTE AND RUN
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C
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CBNC CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR CCD CLEAR CORE AND DUMP
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CCO CALL FOR CARRY OUT CCS CHINESE CHARACTER SET
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CD CREATE DATA CE COMPLIMENT EVERYTHING
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CFD CRASH FOR DEMONSTRATION CFOLB CRASH FOR OPERATOR'S LUNCH BREAK
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CH CREATE HAVOC CHC CALL HAL FOR CONSULTATION
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CLG CONVERT LEAD TO GOLD CM CIRCULATE MEMORY
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CMB CREATE MACHINE BUG CMD COMPARE MEANINGLESS DATA
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CML COMPUTE MEANING OF LIFE CMM COMMIT MASS MURDER
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CNB CAUSE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN CRASH CONTINUE RUNNING AFTER STOP/HALT
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CRN CONVERT TO ROMAN NUMERALS CS CRASH SYSTEM
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CSL CURSE AND SWEAR LOUDLY CTBN CONVERT TO BASE NINE
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CTC COMPUTE THREES COMPLIMENT CTE CALL THE EXORCIST
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CTG CONVERT TO GARBAGE CUN CANCEL ALL USER NUMBERS
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VCF CALL VOGON CONSTRUCTION FLEET CVU CONVERT TO UNARY (BASE 1)
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D
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DAO DIVIDE AND OVERFLOW DBS DUMP BULLSHIT
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DBZ DIVIDE BY ZERO DC DIVIDE AND CONQUER
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DD DESTROY DISK DDC DALLY DURING CALCULATIONS
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DIA DEVELOP INEFFECTIVE ADDRESS DLN DON'T LOOK NOW
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DMPK DESTROY MEMORY PROTECT KEY DOC DRIVE OPERATOR CRAZY
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DP DESTROY PROGRAM DPMI DECLARE PROGRAMMER MENTALLY INCMPT
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DRP DEREZ PROGRAMMER DSPK DESTROY STORAGE PROTECT KEY
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DTC DESTROY THIS COMMAND DTVFL DESTROY THIRD VARIABLE FROM LEFT
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E
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EBH ENTER BLACK HOLE EC EAT CARD
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ECO ELECTROCUTE COMPUTER OPERATOR ECP ERASE CARD PUNCH
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ED EAT DISK EDI EXCHANGE DATA WITH INSTRUCTIONS
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ED/P EJECT DISK/PROGRAMMER EDPMB EXCTE DT PROCSSNG MNGR & BRANCH
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EFM ESCAPE FROM MUZAK EFMC EJECT FOREIGN MEMORY CARDS
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EIAO EXECUTE IN ANY ORDER EIOC EXECUTE INVALID OP-CODE
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EJD EJECT DISK EM EMULATE 407
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EMW EMULATE MAYTAG WASHER ENH EXECUTE NO-OP AND HANG
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ENI ERASE NEXT INSTRUCTION EO EXECUTE OPERATOR
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EP EXECUTE PROGRAMMER EPI EXECUTE PROGRAMMER IMMEDIATE
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EROM ERASE READ ONLY MEMORY ESTS EXECUTE SHOCK TEST IN SOFTWARE
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F
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FAI FORGET ALL INSTRUCTIONS FCJ FEED CARD AND JAM
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FIA FLUNK IT ALL FLI FLASH LIGHTS IMPRESSIVELY
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FSM FOLD SPINDLE AND MUTILATE FSRA FORM SKIP AND RUN AWAY
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G
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GCAR GET CORRECT ANSWER REGARDLESS GSP GULP AND STORE PUNCH
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GWC GOTO WHITE CASTLE
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H
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HCF HALT AND CATCH FIRE **PRIVILEGED OPERATION**
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HCP HIDE CENTRAL PROCESSOR HI HALT INTERMITTENTLY
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I
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IA ILLOGICAL ADD IAI INQUIRE AND IGNORE
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IAND ILLOGICAL AND IBM INDUCE BOWEL MOVEMENT
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IOR ILLOGICAL OR IPM INSULT PROGRAMMER'S MOTHER
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IRB INVERT RECORD AND BRANCH ISCL IGNORE SUPERVISOR CALL
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ISCM INSERT SARCASTIC COMMENT ISF INDUCE SEXUAL FRENZY
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J
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JDSM JUMP TO DARK SIDE OF THE MOON JIL JUMP IN THE LAKE
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JTI JUMP TO THIS INSTRUCTION JTH JUMP TO HYPERSPACE
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JTZ JUMP TO TWILIGHT ZONE
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K
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KCE KILL CONSULTANT ON ERROR
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L
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LAP LAUGH AT PROGRAM(MER) LC LOOP CONTINUOUSLY
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LCC LOAD AND CLEAR CORE LMB LOSE MESSAGE AND BRANCH
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LOS LOG OFF STUPID LP LOBOTOMIZE PROGRAMMER
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LPA LEAD PROGRAMMER ASTRAY LSPSW LOAD & SCRMBLE PROGRAM STATUS WORD
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M
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MAM MERGE ALL MEMORY MAZ MULTIPLY ANSWER BY ZERO
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MC MOVE CONTINUOUS MDB MOVE AND DROP BITS
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ME MAXIMIZE ENTROPY MER MAXIMIZE ERROR RATE
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MFW MALFUNCTION WHENEVER MFWT MALFUNCTION WITHOUT TELLING
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MLR MOVE AND LOSE RECORD MLSB MEMORY LEFT SHIFT AND BRANCH
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MPTS MOVE PROGRAMMER TO TOP OF STACK MST MOUNT SCOTCH TAPE
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MTI MAKE TAPE INVALID MWC MOVE AND WRAP CORE
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N
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ND NUKE DISK NO NUKE OPERATOR
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NT NUKE TAPE
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O
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OAFASD OPEN ALL FILES AND STOP DRIVE OML OBEY MURPHY'S LAW
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OR OPTIMIZE REDUNDANCY
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P
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PADZ PACK ALPHA AND DROP ZONES PAS PRINT AND SMEAR
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PBC PRINT AND BREAK CHAIN PBH PRINT AND BREAK HAMMER
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PB7 PLAY BEETHOVEN'S SEVENTH PD PUNCH DISK
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PI PUNCH INVALID PIC PRINT IN CHINESE PIRI PRINT IN RED INK
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PIII PRINT IN INVISIBLE INK PLSC PERFORM LIGHT SHOW ON CONSOLE
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PNR PRINT NASTY REPLY PO PUNCH OPERATOR
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POF PUNCH ON FLY PPSW PACK PROGRAM STATUS WORD
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PU PURGE UNIVERSE
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R
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RA RANDOMIZE ANSWER RAC RETURN TO ALPHA CENTAURI
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RAE ROTATE A-REGISTER ENDLESSLY RASC READ AND SHRED CARD
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RBG RANDOM BUG GENERATOR RBL REPEAL BOOLE'S LAWS
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RBT REWIND AND BREAK TAPE RC READ CHAOS
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RCB READ COMMANDS BACKWARDS RCKG READ COUNT-KEY AND GARBAGE
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RDA REFUSE TO DISCLOSE ANSWER RDI REVERSE DRUM IMMEDIATE
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RDW REDESIGN THE WHEEL RFP RUN FOR PRESIDENT
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RID READ INVALID DATA RIE RANDOMLY INJECT ERRORS
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RIRG READ INTER-RECORD GAP RM REINITIALIZE METER
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RNITI REPLACE NEXT INSTRUCTION WITH THIS INSTRUCTION
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RNR READ NOISE RECORD RP READ PRINTER
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RPAB READ, PRINT, AND BLUSH RPB REVERSE PARITY AND BRANCH
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RPD RUIN PROGRAMMER'S DAY RPM READ PROGRAMMER'S MIND
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RRSGWSSNK ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES, WHERE SHE STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS
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RT REDUCE THROUGHPUT RTZ RETURN TO TWILIGHT ZONE
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RWRT READ AND WRITE WHILE RIPPING TAPE RWTM RANDOM WRITE TO MEMORY
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S
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SAI SKIP ALL INSTRUCTIONS SAF SET ANSWER TO FORTY-TWO
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SC SCRAMBLE CHANNELS SCOCA SHORT CIRCUIT ON CORRECT ANSWER
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SCP SCATTER PRINT SFH SET FLAGS TO HALFMAST
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SFT STALL FOR TIME SIA SCRAMBLE INTERRUPT ADDRESS
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SIP STORE INDEFINITE PRECISION SLD SLIP DISK
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SLP SHARPEN LIGHT PENCIL SMS SHRINK MEMORY SIZE
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SOS SIGN OFF, STUPID SP STERILIZE PROGRAMMER
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SPDD SPIN DRY DISK SPSW SCRAMBLE PROGRAM STATUS WORD
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SPTG SHORT POWER TO GROUND SRCC SELECT READER AND CHEW CARDS
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SROU SHIFT RIGHT ONE UNIVERSE **TIMELORDS ONLY**
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SRSD SEEK RECORD AND SCAR DISK SRZ SUBTRACT AND RESET TO ZERO
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SSD STACKER SELECT DISK SSJ STACKER SELECT AND JAM
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SU STACKER UPSET
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T
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TBIC THE BOSS IS COMING TDB TRANSFER AND DROP BITS
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TLR TRANSFER AND LOSE RETURN TOMC THROW OUT MEMORY CONTENTS
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TOW TAKE OVER WORLD TPD TRIPLE PACK DECIMAL
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TSH TRAP SECRETARY AND HALT TTA TRY TRY AGAIN
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U
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UCPUB UNCOUPLE CPU AND BRANCH UER UPDATE AND ERASE RECORD
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UNPD UNPLUG AND DUMP UPP UTILIZE PYRAMID POWER
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UR2 UPLINK TO R2-D2 UT UPDATE TRANSACTION
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W
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WAPP WASTE ALL PRINTER PAPER WAS WHISTLE AT SECRETARY
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WCKG WRITE COUNT-KEY AND GARBAGE WNR WRITE NOISE RECORD
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WOP WIPE OUT PROGRAM WRI WRITE RANDOM INCONSEQUENTIAL
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WSWW WORK IN STRANGE AND WONDROUS WAYS WWLR WRITE WRONG-LENGTH RECORD
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Z
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ZAM ZERO ALL MEMORY
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THE REALM OF THE UNHOLY 7/14/85
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H.C.O.S. (C) 1985 Ver. 1.0
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