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The Vault AE Line! {218} 724-4210
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::: :::
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::: INFOCOM Humour :::
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::: :::
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::: For Your Amusement :::
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After you've completed the adventure,
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you may be interested in trying some of
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the following.
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[]: ZORK I :[]
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Have you ever...
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...Opened the grating from beneath
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while the leaves were still on it?
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...Tried swearing at Zork?
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...Waved the sceptre while standing
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on the rainbow?
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...Burned the black book?
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...Damaged the painting?
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...Lit the candles with the torch?
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...Read the matchbook?
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...Tried to take yourself? (or the
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thief, troll, or cyclops?)
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...Tried cutting things with the knife
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or the sword?
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...Poured water onto something burning?
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...Said "WAIT" or "SCORE" while dead?
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...Tried anything naughty with the
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bodies in Hades?
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[]: ZORK II :[]
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Have you ever tried...
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...Setting off the bomb in the dusty
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room and then waiting in the balloon
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tied to the ledge?
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...Petting or killing Cerberus after
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putting on his collar?
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...Attacking the princess?
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...Waiting around the topiary?
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...Repeatedly entering or looking at
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the wizard's quarters?
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...Giving something to the robot?
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...Casting spells on a gnome?
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...Remaining in the vault with the
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curtain door closed?
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...Giving the bomb to the dragon,
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wizard, lizard, or gnomes?
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...Getting killed after freeing the
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demon?
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...Saying "HELLO" to the various
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characters in the game?
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...Asking the robot to read or eat
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the cakes?
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...Pointing the wand at yourself?
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...Putting a coin in the well and
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making a wish?
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[]: ZORK III :[]
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Have you ever...
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...Said "HELLO" to the man at the
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cliff?
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...Tried to throw anything from the
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cliff at the man?
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...Tried to repeatedly examine the
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key?
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...Gone to the museum entrance or the
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jewel room in 777?
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...Moved the temporizer to one of the
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other rooms in 776 and left it
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there, and then read the plaque in
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948?
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...Listened to the guards or the
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dedication through the museum door?
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...Looked into the mirror or knocked
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on the dungeon door while invisible?
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...Tried to walk through the swamp or
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quicksand?
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...Burned the staff, book, tree, or
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grue repellent can?
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[]: SUSPENDED :[]
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Have you tried...
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...Attacking the people with the wire
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cutter?
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...Asking the robots to kiss one
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another?
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...Having Auda hang around with the
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people while they wait for the car?
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...Having Poet look while he's in the
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same room as Fred?
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...Turning all the hydroponics levers
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down to zero?
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...Having Poet describe each of the
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other robots?
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...Having Whiz ask about Gregory
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Franklin?
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...Having Auda go to the activities
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area and wait for the people to get
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there after they fix the acid leak?
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...Having all the robots read the
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plaque in the sterilization chamber?
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[]: ENCHANTER :[]
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Have you tried...
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...Writing on spell scrolls with the
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pencil?
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...Casting the Kulcad spell on
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everything remotely magical?
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...Leading the adventurer or the
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turtle onto the winding stairs?
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...Reading all the signs along the
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long road to the west of the fork?
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...Casting the Cleesh spell on Krill,
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the adventurer, yourself, or the
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guards?
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...Casting the blorb spell on either
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yourself or the adventurer?
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...Listening to the guards'
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conversation while in the cell?
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...Casting the Guncho spell on
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everything that moves?
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...Talking to or befriending the
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dragon or the guards in the cell?
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...Sleeping outside the grounds of
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the castle?
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...Using Zifmia to summon Belboz,
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the implementers, Entharion, Krill,
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or the Terror?
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...Giving something to the adventurer
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after he says "HELLO, SAILOR!"?
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[]: DEADLINE :[]
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Have you tried...
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...Having the ladder analyzed after
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noon?
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...Smelling, tasting, or trying to eat
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the various drugs?
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...Swimming in the lake, taking a
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shower, or flushing the toilet?
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...Looking in the toilet or the
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bathroom mirror?
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...Smelling the sugar?
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...Saying "FIND DUFFY"?
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...Typing "SCORE"?
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...Arresting Duffy?
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...Kissing anyone?
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...Jumping from the balcony?
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...Following, arresting, accusing,
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or confronting an inanimate object?
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...Waiting until a time earlier in the
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day?
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...Squeezing or turning on any of the
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characters?
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...Saying "FOLLOW MR. ROBNER"?
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...Eating George's red herring?
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...Taking or counting the silverware?
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...Eating the grapes, berries, or the
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fruit?
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...Drinking George's scotch or bourbon
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twice?
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[]: STARCROSS :[]
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Have you ever...
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...Touched the Starcross controls
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after the course is set?
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...Taken the spacesuit off in space?
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...Said "HELLO" to the Starcross
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computer, or asked it to kill you?
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...Watched the docking of the
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Starcross with the Artifact while
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floating in space?
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...Tried dropping anything or jumping
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while on the outer surface of the
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artifact?
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...Shot the mechanical mouse, or
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watched it try to enter a warren or
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climb a tree?
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...Tried climbing down the hole in the
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garbage?
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...Stepped on one disk while holding
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the other?
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[]: INFIDEL :[]
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Have you ever tried...
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...Sitting on the crate?
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...Attacking the crate with the pick
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axe?
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...Praying?
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...Dropping objects into the
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bottomless pit?
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...Trying to do any of the following
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to yourself: EAT, DRINK, KILL, FIND,
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TAKE, EXAMINE, RUB, PLAY, GET ON,
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CLEAN, CLOSE, DROP, FOLLOW, SEARCH,
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SMELL, MAKE, or WEAR?
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...Drinking repeatedly from the Nile?
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...Reading the matchbook?
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...Reading the coupon?
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...Filling out the coupon?
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...Sending the coupon?
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...Swimming?
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...Wandering endlessly through the
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desert?
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...Folding the cot while still in it?
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...Sleeping on the cot outside your
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tent?
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...Walking the plank?
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...Waving at the plane?
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...Filling the canteen with sand,
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emptying it, filling it with water,
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and taking a drink?
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[]: PLANETFALL :[]
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Have you tried...
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...Scrubbing the slime?
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...Reading the graffiti in the brig?
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...Attacking, talking to, or throwing
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something at Blather?
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...Attacking or talking to the
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ambassador?
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...Eating the celery?
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...Touching, eating, smelling, or
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looking at the slime?
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...Looking under the table in the
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mess hall?
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...Examining the games and tapes in
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the rec area?
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...Removing your uniform while Blather
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or Floyd are present?
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...Scrubbing yourself?
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...Kicking, attacking, rubbing, or
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kissing Floyd?
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...Reading your chronometer?
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...Taking off your chronometer or
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pouring acid on it?
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...Giving Floyd Lazarus's breast
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plate?
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..."Stealing" the lower elevator access
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card from Floyd and then showing it
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to him?
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...Destroying the mural?
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...Reading the towel?
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...Getting into bed in the infirmary?
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...Throwing acid at the mutants?
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