539 lines
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539 lines
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From charles@dragon.UUCP Mon Sep 18 15:34:00 1989
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From: charles@dragon.UUCP (Charles Wolff)
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Subject: Re: Request for SMILEY's
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In article <727@cbnewsi.ATT.COM> bsk@cbnewsi.ATT.COM (barry.s.kizmann) writes:
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> In article <109@b17a.INGR.COM> tony@b17a.INGR.COM (Tony Evans) writes:
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> ~Does anybody have any more?
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Well, I hate to, but the freshmen have learned to post, so I guess
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it's time... this is the "lots of smileys with minimal explanation"
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version...
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The Whole Smiley Face Catalog
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(various net.artists)
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EMOTIONS:
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Basic Positive Emotions:
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:-) yer standard smiley face
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:-> alternate mouth
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:^) alternate nose...
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(:-) smiley big-face
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):-) smiley big-face
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:-D said with a smile
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8-| eyes wide with surprise
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:-o wow!
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:-v speaking
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:-, smirk
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|-) laughing
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|-D laughing
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:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation
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M:-) saluting (symbol of respect)
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$-) just won the lottery or winning big at Las Vegas
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Kiss, Kiss!
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P-) getting fresh
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;-) getting fresh (2)
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:-x kiss kiss
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:-X a big wet kiss!
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(:-* kiss...
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Wink, Wink...
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;-) wink ( take this message with a grain of salt)
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,-} wry and winking
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:-7 after a wry statement
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9-) wink, left
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6-) wink, right
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Basic Non-Committal Emotions:
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:-\ undecided
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:-i semi-smiley
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:-/ lefty undecided smiley
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|-) asleep (boredom)
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|I asleep (boredom)
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:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley
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:-I puzzled
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:-T keeping a straight face
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{} a 'no comment' message
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:-# submitter's lips are sealed
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:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley
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:-P has a secret to tell you
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:-Y a quiet aside
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M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
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Basic Unhappiness:
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:-( yer standard frowning face
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):-( unsmiley big-face
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:-O worried
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:-o shocked
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:-C just totally unbelieving
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:-V shout
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:-[ pouting
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&.(.. crying
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---...--- - S.O.S
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:-w speak with forked tongue
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:-r sticking tongue out
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&-| tearful
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:-c real unhappy
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:-| grim
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:-P sticking out tongue (symbol of disrespect)
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:-o shocked
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:-(O) yelling
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:~( has had his nose put out of joint
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:-@ screaming
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:-< real sad
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:-* oops!
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:-c bummed out
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:-e disappointed
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(:-( unsmiley frowning
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:-8( condescending stare
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(:-# message concerning something that shouldnt have been said...
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:-d lefty smiley razzing you
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(:-\ VERY sad...
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(:-... heart-breaking message...
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:-t cross
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:-< same
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Anger:
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>:-< mad
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(:-& angry...
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:-8( has condescending stare
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:-@ extremely angry
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>-< absolutely livid!!
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:-|| anger
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|-O bored by the article that you submitted
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>:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense
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~:-( particularly angry
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:-] expressing biting sarcasm
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:-[ expressing biting criticism
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Illness:
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(:-$ ill...
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:-(*) sick of recent netnews and is about to vomit
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:-( has read too many 'smiley' articles
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:-{~ read too many toilet paper articles before lunch
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:-'| has a cold
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:-R has the flu
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%') just finished a fifth of lunch
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Overwork/Overparty Emotions:
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:*) drunk
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:-& tongue-tied
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#-) partied all night
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8-O has taken too many nodoz to work on thesis
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|-( late night messages
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%-) has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours
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:-* just ate a sour pickle
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%-<I> drunk with laughter
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Personality Traits:
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|:-| excessively rigid
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(:I egghead
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<:I dunce
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=:-) a hosehead
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O:-) face with halo- acting very innocent
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<:-) dumb questions
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:-[ un-smiley blockhead
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:-] blockhead
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<:-) conehead
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I:-) blockhead
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*8=(: blubbering idiot
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:-D talks too much
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(:<) blabber mouth
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(:-D blabber mouth
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:-% talking out of both sides of mouth
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APPEARANCE:
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Facial Hair of All Varieties:
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(:-) bald
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|:-) has heavy eyebrows
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:-} has beard
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:-% has beard
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:-)} has goatee/beard
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:-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso
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(:-{~ a message from a person with a beard
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:-{ has mustache
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:-{) has moustache
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:-#| bushy mustache
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:-=) older smiley with mustache
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%-) with long bangs
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(-) needing a haircut
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{:-) hair parted in the middle
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}:-) above in an updraft
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&:-) message from a person with curly hair
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@:-) message from a person with wavy hair
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{:-) has new hair style
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{:-{)} has new hair style, mustache and beard
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-:-) sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
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=:-) long hair
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3:-) curly hair
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[:-) flattop
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#:-) crewcut
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?:-) wavy hair, parted on right
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*:-) electric hair
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{(:-) wearing toupee
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}(:-( wearing toupee in wind
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{{-}}} a refugee from the '60's
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Clothing, Glasses, Etc.
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(:-|K- formal message
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:-)8 well dressed
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:-X has bow tie
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g-) ponce-nez glasses
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::-) wears glasses
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(8-) message from a person wearing glasses...
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8-) wears glasses
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B-) wears horn-rims
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8:-) wears glasses on forehead
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B-)-[< wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk
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%-) message about people with broken glasses
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R-) has broken glasses
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8-) wears glasses
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B-) wears sunglasses
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B-| wearing cheap sunglasses
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%-) crossed-eyed
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'-) only has a left eye, which is closed
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.-] one-eyed smilely
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.-) has one eye
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?-( about people with a black eye
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':-) shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
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@:I wears turban
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\:-) wears a french hat
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d:-) baseball player (hat on sideways)
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+(:-) propeller beanie
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[:-) listening to walkman thingy
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Mouths:
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:-v talking head
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:-$ face with it's mouth wired shut
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:-9 licking it's lips
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:-B drooling
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:-)' tends to drool
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:-6 after eating something sour
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:-* after eating something bitter
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:-q trying to touch its tongue to its nose
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:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
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:-o singing national anthem
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:-7 talks out of side of mouth
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:-{} wears lipstick
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:-# has been punched in the mouth
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:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
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:-" pursing lips
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:-(=) message about people with big teeth
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:-# has braces
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:-{#} messages teasing people about their braces
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:-E has major dental problems
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Smokers:
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:-G- smokes cigarettes
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:-Q smoker
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:-p~ smokes heavily
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:-d~ smokes heavily
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~p
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:-) pipe smoker
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:-? smilely smoking a pipe
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:-Z tobacco chewer
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:-7 tobacco chewer, getting ready to spit
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:-` spitting out chewing tobacco
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Noses:
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:~) has ugly nose (needs nose job)
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:u) funny-looking left nose
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:>) has big nose
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:n) funny-looking right nose
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:~) pointy nose (righty)
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:v) left-pointing nose
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:^| broken nose
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(:^( message concerning people with broken noses
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:^) messages teasing people about their noses
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(:+) has a big nose...
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:=) has two noses
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:%)% has acne
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Male & Female:
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8:-) a little girl
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:-)-}8 a big girl
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O>-<|= messages of interest to women
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o>8<|= messages about interesting women
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(:-) : 8- male
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(:-) : -8 male on the make
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(8-( : -8 masked rapist
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(:-[ : 8- male sadist
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(:-] : 8- male masochist
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*:-} 8 * female
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*:-} 8 O female on the make
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*:-} 8 0 female wearing chastity belt
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*:-} 8 8- transvestite
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(:-) : 8=== John Holmes
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$:-} 8 * female prostitute
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$:-) : 8- male prostitute
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[:-) : * gay female (butch)
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*:-} : 8- gay male (fem)
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*:-} * big momma
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\/
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(:-) ? has had a sex change
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Other Appearance:
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:-))) very overweight
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~:o baby
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:-: mutant
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[:-] a message concerning a square head
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:< midget unsmiley
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:> midget
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invisible man
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C:-) has large brain capacity
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%-~ painted by Picasso
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ETHNICITY:
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=0== message about mexican on a railroad!
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=t== message about mexican run over by train
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>|-> message from China...
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<|-)= chinese
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<|-(= chinese and doesn't like this article
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|-) chinese
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_:^) Indian
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@:-) Indian (East)
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*\:-) Scottish
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<:-) Vietnamese peasant (unlikely)
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](-[3 Viking
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(-: Australian
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:<() African tribesman
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>:^( headhunter (Amazon style)
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I8${} Ubangi - bone in nose
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X8-{} Ubangi's wife
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*8-O Ubangi's child
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i:o Ubangi's baby
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HOBBIES & OCCUPATIONS:
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+<:-| message from a monk/nun...
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:-0 orator
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8-) swimmer
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:-% banker
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*(H-) downhill skier
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=:-) punk-rocker
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=:-#} punk with a mustache....
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>B=) punk rocker
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=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
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:-) 8 plays guitar
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Y
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:-) O plays banjo
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(:)-) scuba diver
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0-) wearing scuba mask
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8=:-) a chef
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<<<<(:-) message from a hat sales-man...
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(:>-< message from a thief: hands up!
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0-) an arc-welder
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(o:v) coal miner
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O:v)>--o doctor
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CD:-)> railroad engineer
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:-)W:-) barber
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+<||-) knight
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AT THE ZOO:
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:= | baboon
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:=8) baboon
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d8= eager beaver
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pq`#' bull
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~M`'~ camel
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}:-< cat
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__Q~`__ cat
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) the Cheshire cat
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3:-o cow
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pp# cow
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:3-< dog
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6\/) the elephant submitter
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}. elephant
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`\
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(O--< fishy message
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>-^);> fish
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8) frog
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B) frog who is wearing sunglasses
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8P bullfrog and it's mating season
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:-[ ] shark (jaws of doom)
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8:] gorilla
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:8) pig
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::) pig
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3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
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|) salamander
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~~~~~8} snake
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:<= walrus
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:V woodpecker
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FAMOUS PEOPLE:
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B-) Batman
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C=:-) The Galloping Gourmet
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8=:-K The Sweedish Chef
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:-o Mr. Bill
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#:o+= Betty Boop
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>:*) Bozo the Clown
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*:o) Bozo the Clown
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*:O) Bozo the Clown
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:-))) William Conrad
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>>-O-> Gen. Custer
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:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
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{8<> Daffy Duck
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]:-) The Devil
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8(:-) Walt Disney
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7:-) Fred Flintstone
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[8-] Frankenstein
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8(:-)-3 Annette Funicello
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{:^=( Hitler
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X:-) Aunt Jemima
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K:-) Aunt Jemima's sister
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- Helen Keller
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=|:-) Abe Lincoln
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(D:-] General Patton
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%-~ Picasso
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%-^ Picasso
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+O:-) The Pope
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:-\ Popeye
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5:-) Elvis Presley
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8-] FDR
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=):-) Uncle Sam
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O==):-{ Uncle Sam
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*<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
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8+() Tina Turner
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:-[ vampire
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:-E vampire with buck teeth
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4:-) George Washington
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NOT-SO-FAMOUS PEOPLE:
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-=#:-) has wizard status
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$-) a yuppie
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Q:-) a new grad
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b-) pirate (with eye patch)
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L:-) just graduated
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:<| attends an Ivy League school
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(: (=| going to be a ghost for Halloween...
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=:-H plays for NFL
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(V)=| a pacman champion
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o-) a cyclops
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@-) a cyclops
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*-( a cyclops who got poked in the eye
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B-{= vampire
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NET.USERS:
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~~:-( subscribes to alt.flame
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O |-) subscribes to soc.religion
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8 :-I subscribes to comp.unix-wizards
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X-( subscribes to soc.suicide
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E-:-I subscribes to rec.ham-radio
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>:-I subscribes to rec.startrek
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3:o[ subscribes to rec.pets
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- @= messages about nuclear war
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(:-) messages dealing with bicycle helmets
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__. has been properly chastised, or is merely asleep
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O-(==< has been chastised, or is merely asleep
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===:[OO']>:=== feels he/she has been railroaded
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;^? has punched out for submitting sexist article
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*-) was shot for the last posting
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i-=<***i CAUTION: poster has flame thrower
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i-=<******o-(==< ...and uses it! (alternately, i-=<*** __. )
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~~~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
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\/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
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M:-< just had a bad experience with "rm"...
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MULTI-LINE AND OBSCURE SMILEYS:
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O-S-< a message from a person in a hurry
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O-Z-< a message from a person in a big hurry
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O-&-< a message from a person who is doing nothing
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O-G-< a message concerning oneself
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*:* message about fuzzy things
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*:** message about fuzzy people with a fuzzy mustache
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(-: left-handed
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oo somebody's head-lights are on messages
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._) suffers from Lorentz contraction
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<:-)<<| message from a space rocket...
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<I==I) a message on four wheels
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[:|] a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
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|O-O|
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|:::|
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----- a computer
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C):-O
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C):-O
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C):-O
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C):-O a barbershop quartet
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nothin' left to do but :-) :-) :-) Grateful Dead-head
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:(\
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! bum w/cigarette
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B(\
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! movie producer w/cigarette
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PROFILES
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.'v talking
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.'V shouting
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.'w speaking with forked tounge
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.'T keeping a straight face
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.'r sticking tounge out
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.'P sticking tounge out
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.'" pursing lips
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.'Y whistling
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.'\ frowning
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.'! grim
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.^v pointy nose
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.'U yawning
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.'J smiling
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~'v long bangs
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!.'v flat top
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=.'v mohawk
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@.'v curly hair
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,.'v short hair
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*<.'v snow cap on
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+<.'v knight
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d.'v wears hard hat
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