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Article 314 of eunet.jokes:
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Path: puukko!santra!tut!enea!mcvax!hafro!krafla!einari
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From: einari@rhi.hi.is (Einar Indridason)
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Newsgroups: eunet.jokes
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Subject: jokes
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Message-ID: <316@krafla.rhi.hi.is>
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Date: 6 Jun 88 12:05:36 GMT
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Distribution: eunet
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Organization: University of Iceland
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Lines: 98
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Theses jokes are from a book about "graffiti", so don't blame (or flame), me
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:-)
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hope you enjoy.
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Save energy - Make love slowly
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Help the police - beat yourself up
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Avoid the christmas chaos - go to church on sundays
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There are two kinds of persons: The one that divide all people in two
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part, and then the other that don't
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Seen in U.S.S.R: "The last person to leave the country is asked to turn
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the ligths off"
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Wanna be realy stoned? Drink wet cement.
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Mickey mouse is a rat !!!!!!!
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If superman is so clever, how come he wear his underpants over his pants ?
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If the human brain would be so simple that we could understand it, then
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we would be so dumb that we would not understand it!!!
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I bet I can quit gambling
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8 of each 10 use ball-pen to write with. What do the other two do with
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ball-pens ???
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Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement.
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Dead men are simple very cool.
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Sigarettes are the main reason for statistics.
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Advertisment from British Airways: "Breakfast in London, Lunch in New-York
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and luggage in Berlin"
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To be is to do: Roussou
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To do is to be: Sartre
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DO BE DO BE DO BE .... : Sinatra
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Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
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Tell me your address and I will tell you where you live.
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Begin the day with a smile, then it is over.
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Do you know why surgeons use masks ?
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It is to be not recocnised again.
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To quote Alfred E. Neuman: "What! Me worry????"
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Internet: einari@rhi.hi.is
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UUCP: ..!mcvax!hafro!rhi!einari
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