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65 lines
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Jokes from "How are Mem Like Noodles?:
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The Ultimate Jokebook anout Men"
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1. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
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Sex
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2. What's the easiest way to get a man to go to sleep?
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Say you want to talk to him.
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3. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
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Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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4. What do you have to do to keep a man interested?
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Wear perfume that smells like beer.
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5. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
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E.T. phoned home.
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6. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
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When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask
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for directions.
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7. What does a man consider a 7 course meal?
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A hot dog and a 6 pack.
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8. What can a woman find a both gyms and singles bars?
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Dumbbells.
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9. Men most ressemble what animal?
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Dogs- only they're not as loyal.
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10. What does P.M.S. really stand for?
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PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SHIT!!!
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Copyright 1991 Newport House. Reprinted with permission.
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Please spread this to other bulletin boards, includint the title and
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copyright. This book is by a small, family-owned publisher, and they'd
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love to get a little publicity while letting us have fun.
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