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41 lines
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This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes
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out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?"
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The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments
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he finally agrees.
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So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
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She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
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He answers, "$35."
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She: "How much for the black one?"
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He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
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She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
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She pays him, and off she goes.
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A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black
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dildo?"
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He: "$35."
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She: "How much for the white one?"
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He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
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She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one
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before..."
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She pays him, and off she goes.
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About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are
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your dildos?"
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He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
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She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
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He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
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She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never
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had a plaid one before...."
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She pays him, and off she goes.
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Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
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To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo,
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one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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