51 lines
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51 lines
1.9 KiB
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Bananas are better than men because..............
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The average banana stays hard for a week.
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The average banana is at least 6 inches long.
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A banana never suffers from performance anxiety.
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Bananas are easy to pick up.
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You can fondle bananas in a supermarket...
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... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
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Bananas can get away any weekend.
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A banana will always respect you in the morning.
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A banana doesn't ask. "Am I the first".
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Bananas don't care if you are a virgin.
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Bananas won't tell other bananas you're not a virgin anymore. With
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bananas you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
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Bananas don't have sex hang-ups.
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You can have as many bananas as you can handle.
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You only eat bananas when you feel like it.
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Bananas never need a round of applause.
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Bananas won't ask:-
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Am I the Best?
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How was it?
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Did you come? How many times?
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A banana won't mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over.
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A banana will never make a scene because there are other bananas in the
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fridge.
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No matter how old you are you can always get another banana.
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A banana will never give you a hickey.
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Bananas can stay up all night...and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot.
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Bananas won't leave you wondering for a month.
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Bananas won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
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A banana never forgets to flush the toilet.
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A banana doesn't flush the toilet when you are in the shower,
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Bananas don't compare you to a centerfold.
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Bananas don't tell you they like you better with long hair.
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A banana will never leave you for :-
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Another woman
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Another man
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Another banana.
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You always know where your banana has been.
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Bananas don't have mid-life crisis.
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Bananas don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
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A banana doesn't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
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Bananas never expect you to have little bananas.
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It's easy to drop a banana.
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