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DI-ETHYLENE BROMATE
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-== BY ==-
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*** STUD MUFFIN ***
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(Shamelessly captured from the Message base of The Works BBS by his
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erstwhile companion and fellow blinkie-thief,
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The Mathematician)
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A metachemical farce.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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As the sun settled into the west the six foot tall brown gekko lizard rode
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up on his trusty horse (and part-time accountant), Spud. Ratspit, the
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lizard (his parents didn't like him much), was looking for trouble, the
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five children that he had tortured (by making them listen to Ronald
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Reagan's state of the onion address) had been too noisy in their agony and
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he had a headache.....
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Ratspit: "God dammit Spud, why can't there be a simple 1040 tax-form?"
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Spud: "I don't know I'm just a horse."
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Ratspit: "Well isn't that shocking news!"
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Spud: "Look Ratspit, if you don't stop complaining you'll probably get run
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over by that eighteen-wheeler coming this way...
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Ratspit: "I guess so, but tell me Spud, will that still be a deduction?"
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Spud: "Only if you lose seven major limbs."
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So ends the saga of Ratspit and Spud... Their remains will live on much
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longer than their tax audit.
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Did you know that you could make di-ethylene bromide out of crushed
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gekko lizards???
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ctrical tape (to cover the light sensor)
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6: Lots of beer (at least enough to get everyone drunk)
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7: Lots of people (at least 3 but the more the better)
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Now that you are all prepared for phlasher phinding you need to of course
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find flashers. This shouldn't be too tough, just drive around sub-divisions at
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night and look for the familiar yellow flashing. Once you find one time to go
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to work. Park the car about 100 feet past the flasher. At least two people
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should go back to get it. Use the needlenose vise grips to get the bolt off.
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(These vise grips are defCall The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open
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