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<> ATI. Activist Times, Inc. <>
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<> ever wonder what happened <>
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all the print that's fit for newz.
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8/28/88
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Infomaniack bbs had a new sysop for
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about 6 days. Her name is Pinky.
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She'll check in now and then, but it'll
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mostly be remote these days, as she's
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hiding somewhere near navy housing for
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a few months.
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This issue comes about without its
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contributing editors. I'll be the only
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one writing for this. This may suck,
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or it may come out good, but I'm on
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a "roll", and I decided to put this one
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out in 4 hours. So pick it up tomorrow
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around 6am!!!
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WWaArRnNiInNgG,, wWaArRnNiInNgG..
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DDaAnNgGeErR,, dDaAnNgGeErR...
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No. your duplex isnt screwing up.
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That was to get your attention. A
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chemist down at the local germ warfare
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distributor just warned me about a
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book he saw around my coffee table the
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other day.
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ANARCHIST COOKBOOK!!! Do not use it
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for more than reading material,
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inspiration, and fun without first
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consulting with a physicist, chemist,
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your local science teacher, or
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some other form of drugz expert.
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The chemical eqations are simply
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infested with minor miscalculations
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that just might be lethal. I dont have
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the book near me right now (using the
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laptop to publish this moment)
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otherwise I'd cite an example, but
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picture yourself following instructions
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verbatim, and having to answer to why
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you are missing your entire right arm,
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and why there's a wick sticking out of
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your elbow.
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At any rate, if you use Anarchist
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Cookbook, keep in mind that this
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happened; whether purposely, or by
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mistake.
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IE: play carefully; but do play.
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How to get a FREE meal at a
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nice restaurant:
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Impersonate a contest winner
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Call them up and tell them their
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brunch has been moved back a day
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due to high traffic this week.
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Then show up as them and prepare
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to feast. Big 4stars rarely ever
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ask for proof that you are who
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you are.
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# # # # # # # # # # # # #
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# # # # # #
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# THE INFAMOUS ATI #'S #
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# SECTION!!!. LOVE IT #
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# # #There ain't much # #
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# # But what we got iz#
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# good!!! #
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# # # # # # # # # #
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"Where's that confounded bridge?"
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Jimmy Page
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Led Zeppelin
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: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
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:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
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: 1-800-999-chat use your mc or :
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: visa; or get one:
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: .95 per minute. :
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: journalizes :
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: discretely to your card.:
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: 1-800-999-2428 (same damn thing:
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: can't you read a :
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: touchpad??? hehehe :
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:
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Flash!!! Fah-Q just walked in and
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made his deadline. (Gee, I hope
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Minuteman shows up. He's got about 2
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hours left on his deadline, and he
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doesnt even know it. hehehe)He has a
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poem
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for us. Right now, we're gonna
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verify some of these #'s for ya.
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A word on "550" chatlines. My
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e-girlfriend worked a couple weeks at
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one of the 550 chatlines. Her job was
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to connect to the system and pretend
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she was a female paying for the call.
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She was also told she had to perform
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phone sex if asked by a paying
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customer. Although she enjoyed learning
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a lot about fone stuff, she couldnt
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handle sucking face over the phone.
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Feel used? Some (most) of these girls
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are being payed to act like your
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newphound phrend. Makes you think about
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the 603 bridge and Heidi, Dawn, Fawn,
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Cheri, and Shauna, eh?
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714-835-5111 Orange County Bell :
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: newsline :
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: 213-621-4141 southern cal. nline:
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: 312-368-8000 chicago bell newz :
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: 313-223-7223 Michigan Bell newz :
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:
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Pat Robertson told Dan Rather he will
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definitely run for '92.
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700 CLUB has made its budget quite
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lean lately now that he lost the race
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for '88. A call to their prayer line
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used to be 1800-456-0700. You'll now
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have to dial 1-ac-#. Bummer huh? You
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gotta pay. He ran out of money.
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Makes ya wonder what kind of money
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the guy has used and/or intends to use.
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God's money? His money? Your money?
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412-633-3333 pennsylvania airline :
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: newz :
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: 414-678-3511 Wisconsin Bell newz :
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:
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New London, Ct. participates in
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National Ski Patrol. Can you believe
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that??? What a scream. There's NFW (No
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...ing Way) to ski New London. There's
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nothing here. Can you believe spending
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money for something that'll never be
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used??? You can tune them in at
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155.340 on your scanner when in
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southeastern connecticut. What a trip,
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eh? Well, then again, with the US
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Government, that comes as no major
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surprise, eh?
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Stingray from Jersey gives us this
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one: He was minding his own business
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working as night shift front desk
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clerk at the local hotel when a guy
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calls him.
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"Hello, this is ... ... with abc
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Credit card company, and we're checking
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for fraudulent cardz. Could you read
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me back the last few cc #'s in your
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series???"
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Stingray says this seems to work best
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on immigrant type people. He speaks
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hardly any english and felt that may
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have set him off and made him
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ready to believe anyone.
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516-234-9914 some New York info :
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: line. :
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: 518-471-2272 New York bell info :
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: 01-507-64-5353 major lopez. :
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: 28-5166 Manuel Noriega :
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: 717-255-5555 'nudda Pennsylvania :
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: news line :
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RE: General Dynamics.
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If companies throughout the US are
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pulling off this Blitz Krieg the lump
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sum in leu of cost-of-living increases; They're basically showing that
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rather than moving away
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from the need for strong unions, we
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are beginning to need them much again.
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We made a move away from union
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necessity in the late 50's and 60's
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when the powers-that-be started
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behaving. Just when unions start feelin
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it's ok to disband soon; Reagan goes
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and brings us back to the 1920's where
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we needed watchdogs like the teamsters,
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AFL-CIO, MDA, MTC, boilermakers, etc.
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- - - - - - - - - -
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- e d i t o r i a l -
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JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET BUSH DONT
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MEAN I GOTTA GO SCREWING BIRDS.
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or
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Quayle, Quayle. Why you buggin.
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Why is the press going after every
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picqune little thing they can get on
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Big Yupster, Dan Quayle?
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I mean, if he was screwing sheep
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or AIDS infested Englishmen, that's one
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thing, but a 17 month mistake on his
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resume? Serving his country's mainland
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rather than forcing our beliefs on
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other countries? Being almost as rich
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as Bentsen? Gimme a break. Find
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something substantial, guys; or shut
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the phuch up.
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It's time we faced the facts, guys.
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The press is going after Quayle
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because they cannot get direct proof
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on Bush's activities with the CIA,
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Manuel Noriega, and the drug dealers
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of NYC, Massachussetts, etc. They can
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only enter in court that he was FRIENDS
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with Noriega? Baloney.
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Bush phunded Noriega's Cocaine Cartel
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for months, years, and we're gonna vote
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him in so he can phund it for
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decades!!!
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It is time for Fah-Q's corner
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/
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I feel that the Amerikan :
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public is gonna vote in '88 :
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the way Massachussetts voters:
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voted in '60. They're gonna :
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weigh the issues, read the :
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press, then march right in the polls
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and vote for the best looking candidate
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KIDS GAMES S.K. (c)1988
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The world it spins
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and grass is green
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The birds fly
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and children cry
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Here come the clouds
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Dark they block the day
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Rain falls
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Mud is everywhere
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Children seem not to notice
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that the end is near
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"Mommy, why are you crying?"
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"Daddy, why must we leave?"
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And the baby smiles
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"Attention, attention. This is an
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emergency broadcast"
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"Daddy, can we play a game?"
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"Take cover, prepare for nuclear war"
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"Mommy, is it dinner time yet?"
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And the baby laughs
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"30 minutes til impact" (midnite)
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"mommy.... mommy... mommy?"
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"Daddy? Where's mommy?"
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And the baby learns the truth
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Pain, fear, nothingness.
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And a child writes
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Dear Peace
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Where did you fall?
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The world is in termile
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Cant you hear us?
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We scream our hearts out
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Dear War
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Can you go away?
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Peace wont see the light
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When war, it wants to fight
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These are the letters
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Sent out in vain
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war took over long ago
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when peace took the train
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Dear Freedom
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What do you need?
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Is it a helping hand?
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Or do you want Peace?
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Dear Leaders
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Listen to our cries
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When we wanna be directed
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You fill our eyes with lies.
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Dear Love
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Why forsake the people
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do our hearts have to lament?
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Memories we soon forget
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Dear Loneliness
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It's all give and take
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the more we try for happiness
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the more loneliness we make
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Dear Dreams
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see the light of day
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no matter how long we cry
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the nightmares wont go away
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To whom it may concern
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out there
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the heart and soul still bleed
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give away for nothing
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and the world, it shows its greed
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''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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'by spk. (Fah-q) dedicated to'
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' Tina. the love of my life '
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' '
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FEMA COULD BE E.B.!!!
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In one of the issues, we told you that
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FEMA mission cant be carried out at
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Electric Boat division of Gen Dynamics
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???
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Well, guess what? They just got
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approved to build a house sized
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incinerator to burn classified docs.
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Hmmm. Guess what those incinerators
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resemble greatly? Can you spell stove?
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Sorry to make any Jewish people
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shudder. I got a shiver up my spine
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too.
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"Oops, sorry. Didnt mean to accidently
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push that second class citizen in
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there. Anyone need any rope, or
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lampshades?"
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I'm not saying I like Morton a lot,
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But here's a few quotes from the
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guy that show a true thinker is there:
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* There is no way to seperate the
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poverty issue from the race issue.
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* We've got to free black people and
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other minorities, and the way to do
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that is to give them a truly equal
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opportunity to compete.
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/by the way, August is the /
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/anniversary of Anne Frank's/
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/arrest. Something to think /
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about... /
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* I am sick and tired of the liberals
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proclaiming that they are the only
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people in the country concerned about
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civil rights.
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* When today's liberal says blacks
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cannot take care of themselves, he
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is exhibiting his hidden racism.
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* people cannot take care of
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themselves?
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* Baloney!
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* It is up to us to give them an
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equal opportunity to take care of
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themselves, then step aside to let
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them do it.
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/by the way. Mort, Mort, Mort is /
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/right now, staying a week at the/
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/appollo theater in Harlem. He /
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/promised he'll have an answer by/
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/the end of the week. I doubt he/
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will have quite that, but he's /
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certainly doing what he does /
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best: getting people talking. /
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. .o.n. .a. .m.o.r.e. . . . . .
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.p.o.l.i.t.i.c.a.l. . .n.o.t.e.
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Abbie Hoffman says get October's
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issue of Playboy magazine if you
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wanna know the real truth about
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George Bush... The man who might be
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president.
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The way Abbie's talking, this might
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be the nail that tucks the guy in.
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Then again, if no one cares to read it,
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things might go on biz-as-usual. But
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read it. I think old wimpus George is
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gonna have a LOT to answer to.
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And if I know Abbie, we mean a LOT!!!
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Some Wild
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Tyke Always
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Runs To
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Indiana Carrying
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Kilroy Happily
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Eddified.
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------------------------------------
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You guessed it. Strikewatch is still
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going strong. And as long as Poland's
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going nuts, Korean students are flippin
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out, and EB workers are asking the
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Teamsters for their help, Strike watch
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will be tabulated daily.
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date, northgate, main, engineer, south
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15) 0 14 10 4
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16) 1 12 13 2
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17) 3 7 8 5
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18) 2 9 10 4
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19) 1 4 1 0
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20) 4 4 8 12
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21) 3 4 5 6
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22) 6 3 3 3
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23) 6 25 15 18
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24) 3 5 8 3
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25) 6 3 6 0
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you past 4th grade??? YOU DO THE MATH.
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I'm sick and tired of averagin em out.
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:well, ok. this has been:
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:ATI-7. Hope you liked :
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: it. Look for the next :
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- - issue sometime around - -
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. middle of september when .
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. we: .
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. 1) interview Hypatia .
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. Lee... .
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. 2) announce the .
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. loss of the .
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. philipines as .
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. a listening .
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. post... .
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. 3) show .
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. you .
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. how .
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. to.
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. build a mortar
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that'll blow up a condo; when the bomb
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is just the size of a watch battery...
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4) run our fingers thru Morton Downey's
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hair...
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or
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5) Drink beer at the Silver Bullet.
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Where the hell IS that place
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anyways???
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DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS.....
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