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HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
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HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
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HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
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3/Sept/88
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That's right!!!
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September's issue is already out.
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And it looks like we're gonna be coming
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out every two weeks. Yup. We're
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pumpin em out like seawolfs. At any
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rate, you
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caught the special mid-august issue,
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entitled "specati.doc" right? That one
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is
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dedicated to government
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subcontractors. If you dont have it
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already, get it.
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Potent stuff.
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ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
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ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
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ADD ADD ADD an addition ADD ADD!!
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ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
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ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
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We have an addition to our staff.
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EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in now
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and then. He's a contributing editor.
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Congratulations, E; you've
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***hold on, gotta hit EB***
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Something came over on the scanner.
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Wow, dont have to go anywhere. They
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pulled
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the guy over right in front of my next
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door neighbor. Apparently the guy beat
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up a striker.
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What's a "44"? He gave the address
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too. He doesnt mean a backup, does he?
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They already have two cruisers out.
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Hmm... Maybe he means a tow truck. The
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registration is apparently invalid.
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Yupper, I guess it's a tow truck.
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Hmmm. The
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car hit a picketer at Electric Boat.
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Hmmm. Apparently the guy wasnt hurt.
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They
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knocked over his sign; that's about
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it. Officer's talkin about bringin
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two of
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them to jail. They told 4 kids to beat
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it, and called for a towtruck.
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"How're we s'posed to get to New
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London?"
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"Not our responsibility," says the
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officer.
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"Fuck." They leave up the hill.
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The backup left, but now another
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cruiser shows up. Maybe they DID mean
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reinforcements instead of a towtruck.
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At any rate, I'm just ramblin. This
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seems like it'll make good copy. If I
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hear any more on the scanner, or out my
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window, I'll holler.
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.................................
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backtothesubjectbacktothesubject.
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backtothesubjectbacktothesubject.
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tcejbusehtotkcabtcejbusehtotkcab.
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.................................
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So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
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EE is the new guy on the block. He
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writes pretty good, so treat him right,
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ok? We got a really cool issue here.
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Have fun, and until next time, "oye
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como
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va" -carlos devadip santana
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--tranaslation???
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"you gotta hear how it goes". Boy isnt
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English concise???
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:And now: a word from... :
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: the commissioner elect :
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: finally, a dude we can :
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: all trust!!! :
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Welcome to the world of licence
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supension.
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That's what the letter that
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Department of Motor Vehicles sent me
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said. At the
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end of the letter there was a number
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to call if I needed any info. Well, I
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called the number and got a recording
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that said the number was disconected. I
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called the local DMV to get better
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info-- they told me to call the same
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disconnected number as was on the
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letter.
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Well after the run around, I decided
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to go to Whethersfield (about 1 1/2
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hour drive) for info.
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Once at Whethersfield, I went to the
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info desk to ask some questions. The
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lady there said that she could not
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give me that info because I didn't
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need to know it.
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I asked another lady there the same
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question and she said that she didn't
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know and that i should call the info
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number and guess what???
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You got it-- it was the same one as
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on the letter. So back to square 1.
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I am planing to run for the job of
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commissioner of moter vehicles. I've
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had
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so many tickets that i can answer any
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questions someone might have and I
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won't
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have to shrug my shoulders and say
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call the number on the letter.
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Oh, and the question i asked at DMV
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in weathersfield???
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"Who do i talk to about getting my
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licence back?"
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Fah-Q (the soon-to-be commisioner of
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motor vehicles)
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Fah-Q is assistant editor,
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co-publisher, and resident chief of
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electronics. He is also sysop of Den
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Of Eniquity Bbs. He sits on the Board
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of Directors of the following
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corporations: NOPE, PAP, and PWP- the
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Pervert Watch Patrol, a newly founded
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group to stop dirty old men from
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doing stupid things that make America
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in general look bad.
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* *
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* FOREIGNER ABROAD? *
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* *
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by
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EE -- The Minuteman
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Well, here's the situation:
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My uncle has 3 children (all born
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in the United States) and a wife (born
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in the same southern Asian country
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that he was born in). He came here to
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study
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and study he did. He finally lands a
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half-way decent job in his field of
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study. Having headed from home some
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10,000 miles away he flies back,
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leaving
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his wife and children behind here. He
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resolves the family problems there and
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decided to fly back to the United
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States.
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STOP.
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The US government embassy tells
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him that he can not fly back until they
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validate his VISA. He shows them his
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VALID VISA and for further support
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tells
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them that his three children are US
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citizens. The embassy says it will
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take a
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few weeks to a month for them to
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validate his VISA and his children.
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In the mean time he loses his new
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job because of his forced stay. They
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later
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validate his VISA and children and
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allow his passage to the United States.
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COMMENTARY:
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Essentially the government did
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not believe his VISA as being a valid
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VISA. This does not enrage me as much
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as not believing that his children are
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indeed his. From what my grandfather
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said: he, my uncle, did absolutely
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nothing to provoke this action...he
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was calm and peaceful. When he
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contacted
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his employer there was nothing he
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could do. I am not trying to condemn
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the
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U.S. in this respect, but I am simply
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trying to say that this certain type of
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red tape we can all do without.
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(PRIME NOTE: Wow, Minuteman. That's
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a drag. And for you, that one really
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hits
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home, know? Hmm. I did a little lookin
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into this, and only found this:
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According to Sam Gejdenson,
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Connecticut Congressman, our border
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people had
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gotten really feisty since Iran gave
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us problems a couple years ago. I know
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One
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thing: There's a group monitoring
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government's compliance to a new law
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that
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makes it impossible to deny a visa due
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to race, creed, or political views.
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Anyone who's feelin harassed can call
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Susan Benda at 202-544-1681 or Gail
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Pendleton 617-227-9727.
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PAP's Top-10 Research topics for
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your term paper, thesis, or phd.
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1) Behn's Responsibilities to ITT
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2) ITT's Responsibilities in WWII.
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3) Just how Important/powerful is the
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Attorney General???
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4) Avis-Rent-A-Car's Relationship with
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ITT.
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5) ABC's relationship with ITT
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6) ITT handles ticket sales via modem
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for the US Navy.
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7) ITT now owns the second insurance
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company ever started, Hartford
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Insurance
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Group.
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8) Does Russia have Phones, and can
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You call Legally??? Without the
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Operator
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being there???
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9) After WWII, ITT had to give $200M
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worth of telecommunications devices
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to Russia.
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0) Mr. "Schweppervescence" Ogilvie has
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Interest in ITT? I thought he was
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Just "Joe Madison Avenue"???
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Ogilvie and Mayers supports the
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War effort???
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===========================
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= info following brought =
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= on by a need for more =
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= real information =) =
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===========================
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On 4 August, 1933, the new
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chancellor of Germany, Herr Hitler,
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had for the
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first time received a delegation of
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American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
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It consisted of 2 men: Colonel
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Sosthenes Behn and his representative
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in
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Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting was
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the beginning of a very special
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relationship between ITT and the Third
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Reich.
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One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes
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Behn had been found in 1945 in a prison
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camp in France, wearing the battle
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dress of an SS corporal. Both worked
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for
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years as highlevel execs at ITT after
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the war.
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What lay behind this remarkable
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transmogrification of Behn the
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Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied
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hero? Part of the story is still buried
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in secret files; but it's clear that
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colonel Behn, at some stage of the war,
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became very close to American
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intelligence agencies, and that he
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could perform
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useful services for them, with his own
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private information network.
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While the justice department and the
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FBI continued to distrust him, military
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intelligence found him and his
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telephones indispensible. In Latin
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America,
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American agents were placed in the ITT
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offices of Bolivia, Paraguay, and
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Argentina, among others; and Behn, on
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his visits to Europe, could bring back
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information through Switzerland and
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Spain about the state of the Axis.
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Neat, eh? Most of that is from a
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document I sort of declassified. Er,
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reclassified for them, would be a
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better phrase, I guess.
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++++++++++++
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+ Update: +
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++++++++++++
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conversations with officer Turgeon
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brought this about the car in
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question: The
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person didnt get struck. They hit his
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picket sign. The same car nearly hit
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the
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same picketer the same time last week,
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according to Turgeon.
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CASTRO DECLARES WAR ON AMERIKA GROTON
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(APWN)--
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Ron Apiceli, owner of Ron's Guitars,
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has just done the lowest thing of his
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career yet.
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A guy walks into Caruso Music Inc,
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in New London (Ron's prime competitor)
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wishing to purchase a PA system. He
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knows exactly what he wants right down
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to
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the name brand because it was
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something that he came across the
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river for--
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Ron's didnt carry that line.
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The guy receives a phone call, so
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Rich Caruso has the fella paged. The
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guy
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has a conversation to this effect:
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"Wharl, goshk Ronnie. I just bought
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one here. Yeah, used my mastercard n
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everthin. Hmm... We already wrote up
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the sales slip. Oh, you have a used one
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there for less? Hmmm. Well, this one's
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guaranteed, I guess. Must be worth the
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difference. By Ron."
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"Just out of curiosity," asks Eddie,
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one of the sales guys down at Carusos,
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"was that Ronnie Apicelli you were
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talkin to?"
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"As a matter of fact it was".
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Can you believe that? Of all the low
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things Ron has done to me, to you, to
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most of New London County's bigger
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musicians; you'd never dream he'd do
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such a
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thing, would you?
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Hmm. Well, after the damage was done
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from my previous campaign against Ron's
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Ripoff Realm, I'd decided I would be
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less agressive with things.
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Instead of "Hey, go to Caruso's,
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Ron's an asshole", and "I cant believe
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you
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shop there. He's a ripoff," and
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"Better have eyes in the back of your
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head",
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and "dont feed the guitar repairman";
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I figured I'd be more subtle and
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straightforward.
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"Check out the prices, then be sure
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to check out Caruso's", "I hear Carusos
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carries an item like that too", and
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"here, lemme make a quick phone call
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for
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ya; I think I can find you a better
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price across the river", became
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fashionable.
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Well, if Ron Apiceli wants to start
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playing headgames again, he can. But he
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better not cross me again. I'm just
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growlin now. Not plannin anything
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major.
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But come over that chainlink
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electronic fence, and look out.
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Isnt it interesting this keeps
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repeating itself each time he moves
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from one
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building to another?
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THE PRICE OF LOOKING IT UP JUST WENT
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DOWN!!!
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Dictionary. Published at 79.95.
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Barnes & Noble is making it available
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at only $19.95!!!
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Call 1800-228-3535.
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eye i aye .eye i aye .eye i aye!!!
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ATI is always looking for contributing
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editors and advertisers.
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If you or your organization, group,
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clan, cartel, or gathering wants to
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advertise, contact Infomaniack
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Systems, Incorporated at INFOMANIACK
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BBS OR DEN
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OF INEQUITY BBS. If you dont know the
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#'s you dont need to.
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Ads in ATI do not cost and we pay
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$0.00 for each contribution.
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Free, the way it should be, see?
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August 15, ATI will be announcing
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the appearance of Jesus Christ
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Incarnate.
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We have met him at Norwich State
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Hospital. Complete with long hair, full
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Michalangelo facial features, and
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everything; this guy looks identical
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to the
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catholic church icons across the world
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throughout history. When we asked him
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if
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he was Jesus Chist, he was quoted as
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saying, "Oh me oh my". And he smiled.
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We will be touring the states with
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him making him available to anyone
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who has seen 2 miracles and is holding
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on for their 3rd miracle
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allowing them sainthood. There will be
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a nominal fee to defray the cost
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of pulling this off.
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We plan on making this a fullfledged
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accepted religion, and will gladly take
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donations so we can set up pews, and
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get ahold of some offering plates, and
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all
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the necessary ointments, and incenses,
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and satellite dishes so as to compete
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head to head with the other
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televangelists. (We'll be more than
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happy to make
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appearances on your show, if you help
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us timeshare airtime on major networks.
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These things get costly you know.
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Hell, put us on CBN. ) Heck, we'll
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even start
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a 650 club. Just falling short of
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Pattie's 700 club. Or maybe we'll even
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call
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it the 710 club, and hire pat too)
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In fact, I think Mr. Incarnate will
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announce his candidacy as president of
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the US on the Legitimate Party. At
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any rate, we need to check and see how
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hard
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it is to attain tax free status, so
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dont send in donations yet.
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Now, it appears that the Virgin Mary
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is claiming she will show a miracle on
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the same day, (15th).
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Do not believe this, as Mr.
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Incarnate told us his mom doesnt speak
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publicly
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since Jimmy Swaggart recently used her
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entire gender in vane.
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Mr. Incarnate, has announced that he
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is seeking out a place for his first
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appearance, but he has his eye on the
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Bethlehem, Connecticut MacDonalds. He
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has
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invited Ronald MacDonald, as well as
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King Herb of BK to lunch. Other new
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wave
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disciples are expected to be recruited
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this week. Hang out by the fishing
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boats.
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Film at 11.
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sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE
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**********************************
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We saw this letter to the editor in
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our local newspaper and are appalled
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that
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there might be more than a handful of
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people out in this world that feel that
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way:
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In response to the gentleman who
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wrote saying joggers should be
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licensed. I
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couldn't agree more, but he didnt go
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far enough. In addition, a special
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state
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department bureaucracy should be
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funded to register and licence
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children who
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use the roads to go to the candy store
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and library and for other useless
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pursuits.
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We have this to say:
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Why dont you take it even further,
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and be more to the point.
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Declare martial law throughout the
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US and have a noon to noon curfew. We
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find it funny that George Orwell has
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only missed by about 3 and a half
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years.
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Well that's it for this month. Hope
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you liked it. And expect another next
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month. If this is your first issue,
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request the 4 others. They're online at
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Infomaniack and Den of Inequity. Grab
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em there.
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Later,
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this has been a p a p
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/ / / and NOPE
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production.
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** END OF MESSAGE **
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