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113. superbowl sunday - 11pm or so
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1998 in the year of our Favre
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FLASH! PRIME ANARCHIST PACKERS LOSE TO JOHN ELWAY.
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FILM AT 11-and-a-half.
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http://www.greenbaynewschron.com
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Hola, que tal su familia??? And welcome to ATI, issue 113. The lucky
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issue. The one composed using Notepad. DON'T ASK ME WHAT VERSION. I
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LIKE 5.0'S EDIT BETTER. (but this'll do for now.)
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I'm Prime Anarchist, and I hope you like this issue.
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OK, how bout a pome?
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I get my strength from the Ocean;
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Don't care how much you pollute it.
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The sand itself is my hourglass,
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No matter how much you dilute it.
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No numbers run to speak of. I'll schmear a schmidgeon of
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links around the pages here that you might want to write down or
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click on. So what's new this week? School started. My 12th or 13th
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semester not counting sit-ins. All under the same bachelors. I keep
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changing majors. I'm not a pro-student, am I?? Hmmm. Old man, waddya
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wanna lurn nekzt???
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Any who, like they say in punditland, read-on...
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To the Editor. ati@etext.org
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Date: 15.10.97/3:2
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Winona Ryder (WHorowitz@aol.com / http://www.ryder.com ) wrote:
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Nice looking page.
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I like the Warrior Poets the best.
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Your James Merrill page could use a little
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Sprucing though. Should I write you a poem?
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Stones and Spice. And Bob.
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By LOUDON WAINWRIGHT 3d
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January 16, 1998 Reprinted from somewhere. I forgot
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who to credit. Maybe permission, maybe not...
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KATONAH, N.Y. -- There's been a big pop music buzz in New York City
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this week. Probably it's left your head spinning with a mixture of
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nostalgia and befuddlement. Don't feel bad; I'm in the business,
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sort of, and I'm a little befuddled myself.
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It began on Monday night at the Waldorf-Astoria, where Jelly
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Roll Morton, Allen Toussaint, Lloyd Price, Gene Vincent, Santana,
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the Eagles, Fleetwood Mac and the Mamas and the Papas were all
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inducted into the Rock-and-Roll Hall of Fame. This despite the fact
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that the actual hall -- that is, the building --
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is in Cleveland. Here's a quick rock-and-roll trivia question:
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What was the name of Gene Vincent's backup band? If you said
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"The Blues Caps" you'd be right. And you'd probably be old.
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On Wednesday some nice British young people blew into town.
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The Spice Girls took a bus ride to Planet Hollywood to
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promote their upcoming movie, "Spiceworld."
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My 16-year-old daughter, Lucy, does a lot of baby-sitting, and she
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tells me that this outfit's fan base consists mostly of second
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and third graders. And perhaps a few drooling dads, judging from the
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look of the band's provocative videos, shown over and over again
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on MTV. Anyway, on Wednesday the Girls donated some of their
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costumes to Planet Hollywood. Boy, Baby Spice's shoes right up
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there alongside the famous phone from "E.T." Pinch me, I'm dreaming.
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The thing is, just when something like the Spice Girls has you
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ready to accept the fact that a new generation is elbowing us
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old-timers aside, you're confronted with the card of heavyweight
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granddads playing Madison Square Garden this week.
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Those Brit-Pop perennials, the Rolling Stones, finish up a
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three-day residency in the main arena on Saturday. Also at the
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Garden, in the smaller venue that was once the mighty Felt Forum
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but now is insipidly referred to as "The Theater," Bob Dylan
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and Van Morrison start a five-day stint tonight.
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Both acts sold out weeks ago. My friend George thinks I can
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use my great influence and high standing in the music business to
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get us a few tickets for Dylan-Morrison. He figures it should be
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easy, since back in 1969, at the start of my career, I was touted
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in the music press as "the new Bob Dylan." Of course, I was also
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referred to by one writer as "the male Melanie."
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Oh dear; I seem to have stumbled onto the delicate subject of
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my career. With the possible exception of Jelly Roll Morton, the
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old Loudo has been around almost as long as all of the
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aforementioned stars and Hall of Fame inductees. And a week like
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this makes me ask myself, "Could I have been a contender?"
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A little voice answers, "Hey, babe, you've performed before
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sold-out houses a few nights yourself." I'm thinking of a lovely
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little room over the river in Piermont, N.Y., called the
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Turning Point, capacity 83. Palookaville, like the Twilight Zone,
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is just a relative state of mind.
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Speaking of states of mind, what are we to make of the most
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dominant musical event of the week, the New-Age Peloponnesian
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phenom Yanni? He has sold out 10 shows at Radio City Music Hall.
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Ed Micone, the executive producer at Radio City, has said he
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could have sold out 20.
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Me, I think he -- Yanni, not Ed -- looks like the comedian
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Gallagher, only with better hair. Recently I listened to a few
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tracks from a Yanni CD and found the music to be rather soothing,
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with a piquant air of expectancy about it. After awhile I found
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myself mysteriously being lifted, as if I were -- well, in an
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elevator.
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So let's sum up This Week in Music. Dad and a bunch of
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8-year-olds are ogling the Spice Girls. Mom's checking out the
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modern-day Adonis. The new Bob Dylan can't get in to see the old
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Bob Dylan, the Mamas and the Papas are in the Hall and the
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grandpas are in the Garden. I think Gene and his Blue Caps
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said it best:
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"Be-bop-a-lula."
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we are ATI
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A thought, brought to you by (PAWN):
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Joe Klein, the political reporter who wrote
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"PRIMARY COLORS" under the name "Anonymous." Hmmm.
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Perchance... He wrote everything listed as anonymous
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from Shakespeare's time until now?
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we are ATI
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((PAWN) Clinton Meets With Carter)
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Friday, January 23, 1998; 7:13 p.m. EST
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Clinton met Friday with
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former President Carter for a report on Carter's recent trips to
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Africa and China; and also to discuss expert scandal-handling.
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The White House declined to provide details of the meeting, and
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Carter was unavailable for comment afterward.
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White House spokeswoman Rozz C. Arter said Carter's travels to
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China did not mean that he is acting as an envoy for the president.
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"But they did discuss lusting. Common recurring theme these days."
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Carter regularly briefs Clinton on his business trips.
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He met with the president last year to discuss Playboy, Penthouse
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and Oui magazine.
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http://www.nearlive.com/archive
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http://www.cybercuba.com
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we are ATI
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http://www.restless.com/moog.html
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PRIME SAYING MY FAVORITE THING TO RECEIVE IS POETRY. HINT, HINT...
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....st, boys
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for Allen Ginsberg
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by TS (4/97)
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Blinded by fire, blinded by fire
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racing down the dirt road
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a stone's throw from the river
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2 boys naked as sin
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streaking down the dirt road
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Man in the corner shop sees them
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approach and he screams
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"Why you goin' so fa..."
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They don't hear him finish
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"...st, boys?!"
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They've jumped in the river
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down they go
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2 boys naked as sin.
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we are ATI
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"Dear Diary"
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by Clair DeLucia.
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Today I walked under a bridge
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That didn't smell like people
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Waste, carbon-monoxide or Pot.
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What a weird day.
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(ed. note. you ain't shittin...)
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It's snowing and the sun's
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Not even up yet. Please send
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Spring as soon as possible.
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(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)
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We now end with the annual Prime Anarchist Packer Play by Plays.
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Not brought to you by Frito Lays:
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Later days, or Purple Haze.
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This one brought to you by the letter A.
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(well, I was trying for an off-rhyme.
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Get off my case, Diana...)
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Michael J. Fox is doing just as much Lays no matter how
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old he gets.
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Less coke maybe?
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Miller's trying to jerk some serious tears here,
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and the game hasn't even started yet. Leave my sleeve
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alone!
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NBC movies -- let's give ourselves a free 1.3 million dollar
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minute.
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Qualcommmm, Intellll, Sunamericaaaa, Layssss, these are
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the cheaper seats...
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Let's do lunch. Not. Hey, be glad it's not Pringles!
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Doesn't look like Nike's buying ads this year. But they've got
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their symbol i-konned all "over-the-haus."
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Michael clocks a waitress. Somebody get that bright lights,
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big pity loser off my screen!
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Miller Lite again. Milwaukee heard from.
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A true story. Yeah, I believe you.
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"...fear is fear itself..." cut, "seguimos" to a JFK quote, cut;
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ORACLE. Ummm. I don't think so guys. Nice try though.
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Doritos must've used some serious Real Audio to do that breathtaking
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silence after the dynamic crescendos. Thank you Sony; we're not
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worthy.
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Olympics. I just KNEW Atlanta, GA couldn't keep it's tedturnermouth
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shut.
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Oh my God.
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Dios mio, ching... chingada, holy wha!
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Is that the Beach Boys??? Go back to the Masonic Home & Hospitals
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guys. Even Reagan and Edwin Meese thought you were yesterday's
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news way back when. Methinks the end of the world really IS near
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at hand. This is like Star Wars 10 in 3-D!
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Risk happens, life happens, bad guitar happens.
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The Hartford. ITT and Sun City a match made in Nafta-heaven.
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Elway V. Favre. Is that like Dole V. Clinton? Coke V. Pepsi?
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NBC
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NFL
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same size -- equal prominence (sp?) ((hey, I'm quicker than AP/UPI!))
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How much do I have to pay for equal prominence??? Cuanto cuesto???
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Qualcom as Eva Peron. A revolution. Secret Deoderant, or the
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matter-modem?
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Bill Clinton on behalf of the NFL corporation. What a yutz.
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"Let's build one world."
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telnet > whois www.wagthedog.com
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http://rs.internic.net/whois schlock.org
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73aaron taylor
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89mark chmura
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87robert brooks
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4brett favre (pronounced farve)
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These are MY boys. Not because of an offensive defense,
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or a formidable offense. No, why you might ask?
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I'll tell you. Their willingness to show up at Boys & Girls Clubs
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East OR West on no notice whenever some kid was "down."
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Real volunteerism that has NOTHING do do with United Way, the
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International Money Fund, or the NEBF - (National Endowment for
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the Bad Form)
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SunAmerika for the Declaration of Independence. What's all this
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myth of government, myth of freedom bullcrap?
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1800-westin-1
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Westin hotels, who the westinghouse heck are they?
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Pizza Hut.
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Nafta, er uh, I mean Pepsico heard from. Gatzilla!!!
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Intel corp with a blackhawk helicopter. Now that's a surprise.
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Right. A quick Sikorski, Connecticut moment before kickoff.
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Wow!
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I didn't know Jewel could sing. Go girl. Kate Smith's about to
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be bested. I'm just filled with joy, halleluya, praise yahweh,
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that country chick what's her name didn't do it. You know. the
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"blue" wannabe. Yeah, that's it Shania Twang.
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Pepsi, Chrysler. Nothing to remember, nothing to note.
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Nothing to write home a boat. (woops, wisconsin accent...)
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"I can run with my dog..." Wait. Nike DID buy an ad! No proof.
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You just gotta believe me. I called that one before s/he ran up
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the stairs even. The fonts gave it away. Who else but Nike would
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be cheapskate enough to keep using a Commodore Amoeba???
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Does Joe Gibbs strike a rezemble of HR Perot or what?
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Hey -- what happened to all that blocked off robotic looking 3-D
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machinazoid stuff for all the statistics? It's smooth now.
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Must be Fire or Smoke. Did NBC go Mac? Maybe OS-8 is worth all the
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bootup crashes afterall!
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Yuck though. What's with all the Clarisworks Geocities-looking
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stuff on the rushing and turnover charts??? Why not e-steal
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microsoft works for what it's good for. Almost as good as
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visicalc! Someone tell the NFL, NBC, NSA, IBM, FBI, IRS, IBM
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to hire Ross H Parrot for their charts and graphs. He can do for
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you what he did for 7 or 8 welfare states. =)
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Pepsi -- Generation Abuse-of-animals-next.
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Generation Dead Duck.
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If that ad were real life, that Canadian Goose would've blown up
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over Marinette Wisconsin like an alkaseltzer seagull over Kidney
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Island.
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Budweiser bullfrog. What's up with all this animated blown up
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animals stuff???
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Pontiac wide trac. Meep! Meep!
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Cindy Crowfeet, now there's a fake animal they don't have the
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guts to blow up. Of course thanks to Dow Chemical all they'd need
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is a footpump. But they need her at halftime I'm sure, and also at
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rap-up before 3rd rock from the Suncasino. Or at least at Hooters
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afterwards. Someone hand me the curlyfries.
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Elway's going to throw and throw and no one can run fast enough
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to keep up with his nerves. He'll get over the jitters after they
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lose, or the crystal meth wears off. Whichever comes first.
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Rolling Stones buggin for Pepsi. I could get some mileage outa
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that one - but I won't go there.
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FAO Schwartz, Visa AND Converse all in one elephant, I mean ad.
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Wait, it's the Budweiser Blimp. I didn't know there was a...
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Hey, who killed Goodrich? (Or did I say that last year???)
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Oh man, I missed the ferret while I was in the can. Came back and
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everyone with a beer belly my size or bigger had both arms flailing
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around going, "...and then the ferret said, and then..."
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"...and this ferret turns his head and says..."
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Musta been a kodiak moment and I missed it.
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There are only about 15 Packer fans in this whole building and me
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and the Fuzzy Grape strippers make 6 of them.
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I sense a bit of New England 1 year old grudge, huh? You can smell
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it.
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Mahatma Ghandi for Oracle, or did I miss something.
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"...and then Ghandi takes off his glasses and says..."
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Pre-teens for AT&T Angela likes Bobby Let's spam the Bud Blimp.
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If you get hit in the head with a 40 yard bomb and wake up in the
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bleachers can you tell whether you're in Qualcomm or 3com???
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telnet> whois www.unintel.com
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2008 Olympics. yeah. If the earth don't pop first.
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FedX for GenX I'm FedUp. Some boob with dancing kangaroos got a
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great power madison avenue job instead of me just because his
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bachelors degree was bigger. I got your ad hangin...
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Hormel Chili takes the cake. I'll be back after I puke.
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So we're up to 2 or 3 million a minute. Or was that 15 seconds?
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Royal Carribean International. No there's another cheapskate...
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"How much to just slip our name in there every so often?"
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Nissan 229 a month.
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Datsun heard from!
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Mazda. Right after. How do you follow THAT up? Ah, like so.
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Piston engine go boing, boing, boing. But the wide receiver goes...
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1/2 t i m e ! ! !
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Whoopie and Sinbad sittin in a tree, s c h mooz ooz i n g...
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First the Beach Boys now Smokey Robinson. Feck.
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Are there any rock stars besides Hansen less than 50???
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And besides Jewel that aren't Republican?
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Good job Smokey. Now go home and pick up your H.M.M.W.V.
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Martha Van & the Dellas. Queen Latifa.
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Boyz 2 men. OK there's my answer. Don't nobody tell me they're
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really 49 and/or Libertarian moving toward repub... I'd be heavy
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dissed.
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"That sucks, a flag at fourth down? Field goal and then maybe back
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in for a touchdown?!?" Boy do New England/Coloraday fans whine or
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what?!?
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Sprint got their /\
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\/ on holmgren's earphone. 1 million american???
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Actually, I'll bet he made them donate a pile of old company cars
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to Rawhide Boys Ranch. Bart Starr's project. Did someone say Starr???
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(oops.)
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Nokia connecting people. why can't we be phrendz. warr.
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1-888-michelin friends, thursday at 8, 7 greenbay time, 6 if you're
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in Colorado.
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Tonite is a nite of many flags. Makes me wonder why 6-flags doesn't
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try to ad - (next year? foreshadowing?)
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Pepsi's buggin again. Who owes Mick Jagger money? Give him a jeep -
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he'll shut up.
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Another flag and a fistfight. This is almost eggzillratin.
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Give us a good show.
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Almost lets you forget it's fixed.
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DOH!!!
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Did I say that??
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Who's Mustang got smashed up for Primestar?
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Yikes.
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Iomega. Yeah! Have you had your zipdrive today.
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A gig-or-more each day, helps keep GPF faults away. have you...
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Toyota, the Camry. Bad form guys. "Sale," Is a word you just
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don't use during a superbowl. tsk tsk. What WERE you thinking.
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VolksFarfingWagen Passat. FarfigMoneygrubbin.
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Flags, flags and more flags. I think I'll burn a yellow flag
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tonite just for posterity.
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Favre to Freeman. What idiot just yelled, "They should've thrown
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it to Brookes?" Was it YOU who yelled "Play Freebird," at my
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last classical guitar gig?
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Tons of movies are trying to pay in. We're not in a depression are
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we? Raytheon didn't lay off another 9,700 did they??
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Can you say "happy days are here again, now the..."
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Tabasco, Volvo these are the cheep seets. Hmmm...
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Kill another bug for Jesus. I'll bet PETA and ALF must be
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rippin by now.
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Hormel, hormel, hormel. Dead pigs heard from.
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All tied up, 10 minutes left in the whole al-shabazz.
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If there isn't "OT" I'll take back saying it's fixed.
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Promise.
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Qualcomm for the second revolution.
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Kramer for Hilfiger, now that's not half bad.
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I'll say it again. Holmgren even smiles when he's stressed.
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Aw c'mon. Seinfeld and Superman. What's that stuff???
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Pardon my french.
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United Way -- Phuck you!!!
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Brown County wisconsin has just got to be humming with pre-riot
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ziggazig zugg and a boom boom...
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1:47 to go at the 1-yard line. Denver missed blowing it out by a
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yard and a half. 5 feet I'd say.
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31-24 Denver. I predict short kick and a long run/tie/overtime.
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I mean it, I'll take it back... promise...
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Wow. A 2-1 $100 dollar bet just got raised to 200$ american 10
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yards to my right. 2 tables!!! I feel like I'm at the top floor
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of the MashaMohegaSunTucket High Rollers RomperBomper Room.
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They're on. The call was FOR Green Bay. I'm ducking before gunfire.
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I saw 100's and 50's everywhere.
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32 seconds to go and
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Green Bay just ran out of timeouts.
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Uh oh.
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OK. Green Bay loozes by a noze.
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I still say it was fixed...
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Just kidding.
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Prime outa here.
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