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"One more reference to Tae-Bo
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and I'm going postal."
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--Jack LaLane
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A belated Happy Birthday to
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Richie Havens.
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"Thanks to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson."
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--Lyle Lovett Liner Notes to
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"Step Inside This House."
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Greeting, and welcome 2 ATI 169.
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We didn't cover the Grammies
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this year. Any questions?
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March, 1999. Almost half-moon.
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Beginning TIE DYE
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by TiDi Sushi.
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Tie Die is an ancient craft.
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Very old fragments of cloth have
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been found all over the world.
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The first people to do tie dye
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may have discovered it by accident
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when they were dying cloth and
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some folds did not dye. Tie dye
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somehow became a way of making
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patterns and designs on
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cloth by a "resist" method.
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Traditionally, knots are tied,
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the cloth is heated in liquid
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dye, and the knotted areas
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"resist" the color. When the
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cloth is untied, the patterns
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show up as white against a
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colored background.
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People have invented many ways
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to make "resist" designs. Fold,
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sew, wrap around objects to
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name just a few.
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Play around.
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use imagination.
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Have fun.
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"There Are No Dryers in Belize"
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a haiku
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by Shell Stern
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are no dryers here
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what is a lint girl to do?
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bellybutton blues
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<><><><>
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Shouts to Keiko Kobayashi,
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Toby Keyes, Junji Shimanuki,
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Fumbi, Steve Harjo, Nantiki
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Rose, Leonard Crow Dog,
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Norbert Running, Ya Yo Tso,
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Martin Sheen, Lisa Faruoulo,
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Amy Carter, David Hill,
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Mike Haney, Ben Carnes,
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Nathan Chasing Horse, Karen
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Elkins, Mohammed Barakat,
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Patrick Moore, Scott Daugs,
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Jolene, Roger Trudell,
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Hiromi Ota, Jack Ryan,
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David Dellinger, Sue Reddin,
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Elad Swart, Masae Sekikawa,
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Fumi Takao and Brian Willson.
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<><><><>
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#'s!
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http://www.shadowuniv.com
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http://www.cassandrasrevenge.com/huh.htm
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http://www.arcosanti.org
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http://www.vbits99.com
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http://elint.server101.com/welcome.htm
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http://members.tripod.com/~likabel
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http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
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http://www.kevinmitnick.com
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LETTUCE FROM THEMS READIN' US
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Hi there.
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I found you from the E-Zine List.
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I'd really like a review please.
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If you need to know the sort of
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music I'm doing, then check out
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the URL below. (Feel free to
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link too!!)
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Cheers.
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Jason
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http://www.cosmic1.demon.co.uk/longhair/news.htm
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to ati@etext.org
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Similar to
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http://marco.franklins.net
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You've got them scattered
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all over the place!
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I've seen you've used the mystical
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flute player Kokopeli.
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[ed note: I didn't "use" him;
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we love each other,
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but yeah...] I am sure
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you're aware (and I find it quite
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fascinating) that the figure is
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represented in virtually every
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ancient American culture in almost
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the same guise. There are some fine
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examples scattered around the
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southwest including the Hopi Flute
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Clan and the Flute Clans of other
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SW peoples.
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JmG (702)
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Marco,
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How do trees know to grow straight up?
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Almost all of them do.
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I mean, stand on a steep hill,
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you can't stand straight and tall
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that long; how do THEY do it?
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April (501)
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FREE COMPUTER PERIPHERALS!!
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Find out how. Hit your reply icon
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to send us your e-mail address,
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so we can begin spamming you til
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it hurts!
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If you want to be removed from this
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list, hahahahoohoohoohahahahoohoo
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hehehehahahahahooohooohoooo!!!
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matte (212)
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to ati@etext.org
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I don't know much about the Reindeer
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herders, but I hear they do
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really good finnishwork.
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Commie Dion (218)
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Thanks, Marc.
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Very nice. I think I may
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have a use for that.
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Robert
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(205)
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Dear Mr. Benchley:
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Thank you for taking the
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time to read this letter. I have
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enjoyed you(r) books very much!
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I, in turn, am working on a
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writing project that entails
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contacting writers, editors,
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and publishers who have a bit
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more familiarity with the horror
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genre than most others do, and
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asking them to vote for their
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own personal choice of the three
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best horror films of all time.
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I would be most honored if
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you could therefore e-mail your
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response to this thorny question:
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What are the three best horror
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films of all time?
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Best of luck to you in all
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your endeavors!
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Yours Sincerely,
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William
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[ed note: thank you, but you must
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have mistaken one of us for someone
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who likes sticking a toe in the
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cold saltwater shark-infested,
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surgical waste-filled, yucky briny
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ooze and saying "c'mon in the
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water's...]
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[...but here goes,
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1 conspiracy theory
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2 wag the dog
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3 barbara interviews monika
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Those are the three best horror
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films of all time, of course
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discounting "The Deep" or "Jaws."]
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Thomas Banyacya Memorial to take
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place March 14th approx 10:00 am
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@ Sapa Dawn Center 1013 Crystal
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Springs Rd Yelm, Wa 98597.
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We will pay tribute to this
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special Elder on this day.
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For more information
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call: (360)458-7610....
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Thank You....
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Lisa (360)
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Hi.
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This is the qmail-send program at
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www05.internic.cia.gov
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I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver
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your message to the following addresses.
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This is a permanent error;
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I've given up. Sorry it
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didn't work out.
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<monica@drudge.com>:
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Sorry, I couldn't find any host
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by that name. (#4.1.2)
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I'm not going to try again; this
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message has been in the queue too long.
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<drudge@monica.com>:
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Sorry, I couldn't find any idiots by
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that name. (#4.1.2) I'm not going to
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try again; this message has been
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in the hopper too long.
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to ATI:
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Re: Hopiland
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Spoke with CNN Wednesday to verify
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that they were on HPL filming. Says
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segment will take a little time
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to put together but will air in
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April. Says there is a lot of
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misinformation on the Net about CNN.
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Kathy (602)
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sirs:
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MICROSOFT CORP
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ONE MICROSOFT WAY #BLDG 8
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NORTH OFFICE 2211
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REDMOND,WA 98052
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2068828080
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REPORTING PERSON: Bill Gates
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Social Security #: 539-60-5125
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--anon
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to: ati
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re: nammies
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<laffing>
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You're going to have an awards
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ceremony for a genre of music where
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144 whole albums were released?
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Can't wait for the Jewish American
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Music Awards (JAMMIES), or more
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importantly, the Independent American
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Awards For Music Recorded In Small To
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Medium/Large Studios When Initial
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Setup For The Recording Event Began
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On A Tuesday (IAAMRSMLSWISREBT-IES).
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Recognition is a good thing.
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This, however, is silly.
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Twiddle (201) p
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Hello there. Prime here. How
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ya doin?
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"It's [sic.] the most fascistic
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thing to happen on the United
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States since the McCarthy trials."
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--Erica Jong about Kenneth
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Starr during Politically Inc.
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Hanson at Hard Rock Live on VH-1
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Almost looks like just the 3 of
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them playing, right? Right.
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3 extra guitarists and two more
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pianists? Why didn't I think
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of that when I was 14?
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Stan Frieberg. 4-CD box set?
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Who???
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"ROSE ON ROSE: Bette Midler on
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Charlie Rose Wed. Nite."
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Wow, babe. That's the best she's
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looked in 40 years. I almost
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want her bod. Can I get dibs?
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"Mucho Migwetch."
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--Gil Fisher
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got a pome 4 U. ready?
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Barring Almost None
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Liberal => literate.
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Christian Right.
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Can't spell for shit.
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The anarchist checks
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His own written word.
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Politician, Admin, Spammer,
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Schemer, pays out finished
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Product looking like
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Waste of bird.
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....
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"March Is Youth Art Month"
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Yeah? Sez hoo??
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You know, you get these things in
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your inbox and they never tell you
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whether it was by proclamation -
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Nation? State? County? Town?
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Did some little old blue-haired lady
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up the street sitting in a hardly
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solvent PR firm just announce that
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so she could send you this stupid
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press release promoting a high-school
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crayon exhibition?
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Yeah, I'm there,
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What's your #?
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---
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Did you get your box of baked
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truffles with only 3gm fat
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yesterday?
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Have you personally ever tried
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Baked truffles?
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Assuming baked truffles is priced
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similarly to other baked people
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snacks, how interested would you
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be in purchasing the new baked
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truffles for your household the
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next time you get the munchies?
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Do you recall which flavor of
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baked truffles you received?
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Do you or any member of your
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household intend to eat baked
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truffles?
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How old are you?
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Did you like that we wrapped them
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in plastic first, then a cardboard
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box, then more plastic?
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Prime thinking they're nothing
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but misshapen pringles!
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<p><r><i><m><e>
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"CURIOSITY SKILLED THE CAT: When
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Typos and Lies Become History."
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by Marc Frucht. Published by
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YakHak, inc. 666 Madison Ave.
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Look for it at Barnes & Stable
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bookstores near you.
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PRIME ANARCHIST POLL
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--------------------
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ATI wants to know. Email
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us the phollowing 3 data. We'll
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publish the averages for the next
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week or 3.
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1) How many blocks from your house
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is the nearest Taco Bell.
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2) Nearest Walmart?
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3) Nearest Walgreens.
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---s2s2---
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:-) dictionary definition as metaphor.
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Texacott. vnv. (verb built from a
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verb-noun combo)
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1. To refrain from buying a product
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or service from a company that does,
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or supports the doing of something
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one doesn't believe in or approve.
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[eg. we'll just have to texacott,
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that'll fix 'em]
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texacots, texacotting, texacotter.
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2. (n) Placename for an entire state
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that no one likes.
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[eg. he's a texacottan, of course
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we wouldn't like him.]
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syn. dennys, exxonism, pentagone
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli
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--OP ED--
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Recent millions of dollars have
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been spent to stir up controversy
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around Rigoberta Menchu's life.
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Rumor, and rumors of rumors are being
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spread. As campaigns go, it is more
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resembling a war minute by minute.
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This is a VERY BAD time for Menchu to
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get smeared.
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We're still trying to get to the bottom
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of who killed Bishop Gerardi last year,
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and this is NOT going to help.
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The only thing I know negative about
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Rigoberta so far is her inability to
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denounce Mexican president Ernesto
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"Cold War" Zedillo, for it's he who
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granted her asylum when her brothers
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and sisters were being hunted down
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and killed. She lost two more first
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cousins and another brother after
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"I Rigoberto" was published.
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Of course, she's afraid to denounce
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him his oppression of Chiapanecos.
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That would be like demanding that
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Andres Segovia badmouth Spain!
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I don't think whether her book is a
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true autobiography or did she have
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ghostwriters, whether it all happened
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to her, or was it based on many events
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and many people. I don't think any of
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this is nearly as important as finding
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out who assassinated Gerardi the Sunday
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two days after his chilling book about
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10 years of genocide in guatemala
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was published last year. It's not
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nearly as important as shutting down
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the school of the Americas in Benning
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Georgia where the people who killed
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almost everyone Menchu knows got their
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training. I dont' think it's nearly as
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important as putting an end to death
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squads, especially ones trained here
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in the United States, most especially
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if we are going to prance around saying
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how focused we are on human rights.
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The dark cloud over turtle island just
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got 5 shades deeper when people began
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smearing Mylady Menchu. I wonder how
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many dollars US, are being spent on
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THIS mission?????????????
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Let's remain focused on justice please.
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I think badmouthing her is harmful
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right now. We can deal with the
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accuracy/inaccuracy of her book AFTER
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amnesty international's done charging
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the US, AFTER the UN's done charging
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the US, AFTER every country who's
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signed on to ban landmines is done
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charging the US.
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--the editorial board of ATI
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#
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Two metaphors to lay on you all:
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1: how would you like your marijuana.
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With our without paraquot?
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cocaine.
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Baking soda or not?
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Heroin.
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Bleached or unbleached needle?
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Milk.
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BGH/BST or not?
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2: A&M lays off 500.
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Parker Pen lays off 425.
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Caldor lays off 1200
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AT&T and IBM each fire 2500 more.
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But the enonomy's looking up.
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US. JETS DID NOT BOMB IRAQ
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<PAWN> Bag Dad - Between 11am today
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and 1pm GMT, US warplanes did not
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bomb any sights in Iraq proper.
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This is the first two hour period
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in 11 years that the United States
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had no "foreign policy" in Iraq.
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we end this ranticle with a verse
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and a chorus of a song, entitled,
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Zilla. (c)1999 by Shy Ster
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Dbm
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When generals make agreements
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Ab7 Dbm
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Free trade isn't free.
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Dbm
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How about them got left out
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F#7 Dbm
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How 'bout you and me.
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Dbm
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Free trade, free trade.
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Ab7 Dbm
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Free trade isn't free.
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Dbm
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Free trade, free trade.
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Ab7 Dbm
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NAFTA; fallacy.
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Send All Spice 2 ati@etext.org
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