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aaa ttttttt iiiii
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HOW TO ANNOY A CLERK: At 2AM On A
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Week Night.
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by prime anarchist
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Before shutting the door behind
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you, look at the sticker on the
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door-jam that shows you're 5'7"
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tall in technicolor blue and red.
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Shout out that you're 5'10" and
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insist that their chart is wrong.
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(unless of course you ARE 5'10", then
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insist you're something else -- your
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pick)
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Suggest the person who put it up
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must've gotten ahold of some bad crack.
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Tell them they'd better have it
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corrected by the next time you come
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back or you're going to call the BBB.
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Don't forget to tell them you're just
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kidding at some point, or you might
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ruin their trip.
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Remember to thank them and tell them
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to have a nice day. Mean it, even if
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you get a sense they don't.
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"What's this obsession
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with thigh bones?"
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-- Peter LaPata, Podiatrist
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Greetings and welcome to ATI179.
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Activist Turning-Points International.
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SunDay May 23, 1999. It's 4:30 pm. Do
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you know where your politicians are?
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Here's the Activist Times Publisher's
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Column, then we have the usual letters
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and #'s runs. And some PAWN, and etc.
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Enjoy,
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.ati.
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I see and hear my God recognizes yours.
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Can you say the same about "your's?"
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Just a question.
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I'm watching "MOTHER THERESA: In The
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Name Of God's Poor."
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Can I tell you how weird it is to
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view this, tears rolling down my
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cheeks and every time a doorbell or
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phone rings at the shelter I live in
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and run, I see Ted Kennedy's
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fat shiny Oil Of Olay face on C-Span2
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discussing Juvenile Crime bills
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whenever I hit STOP? Cough, cough,
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tus, tus. Sounds like old Eddie
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has TB. Nice glasses by the way. Do
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they cost more than my life? How many
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meals could I cook with that gorgious
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silk tie of yours that attempts to
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colorize your grey face and dark puffy
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eyes? How many silk ties do you own,
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Ted. How many coats?
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I don't dare say half of how I feel:
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I'm not allowed to judge.
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You point at percentages of mothers
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and fathers on an easle, all red, white
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and blue looking; looking like Ross
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Perot, Ted. Ted, Ted, I wish I could
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shake you, you're not hearing, you're
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not seeing, you're not asking ANY OF
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THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. Shut up and listen.
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Feed the poor Ted. Boston, Hartford,
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Providence Ted. Brooklyn, Worcester,
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Bridgeport. Feed the hungry Ted. Shut
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up and sell your tie. Cook a meal.
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You are no help thus far, Ted.
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Represent us! Listen to your heart.
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Feed the poor. If you don't have the
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courage to truly speak for your people,
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than at least have the courage to step
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down and let someone who can: do.
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That said, that expressed, I change
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the channel so I no longer have to
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watch this verbal shit every time I
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pause. Yuck, feck, blech.
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A good juvenile justice bill? Feed
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children free. No strings attached.
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But you all aren't ready for that yet,
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are you? Have a nice meeting you
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yuppie pukes!
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I can't recommend this movie enough,
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by the way, I didn't mean this as a
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movie review but here goes. I've cried
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at least 6 times now, and she hasn't even
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gone from Sisterhood to Motherhood yet.
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Holy wah. What a good movie.
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I didn't know she was born in Albania.
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She was nine when her dad died. Hmmm.
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Attn: NATO, take a letter.
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Dear England,
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Dear US. You desecrate Princess Diana
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with every smart bomb you insert into
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Serbia region. Can't you see this?
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Don't you hear? Don't you feel? Your
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bi-lateral genocide is not working.
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It accomplishes nothing but suffering
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and death, destruction and desecration.
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How many songs must I sing you before
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you face your demons America, England,
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Canada. NATO, the people calling you
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NAZI are bitter, they are resentful.
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I harbor no fear, no bitterness or
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resentment. Nothing but love when I
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tell you this.
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Name of God, NATO. When will the
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bloodshed end? How about show me one
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tiny sign?
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How about closing the SOA. How about
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searching your heart for a peaceful
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solution in Serbia, in Iraq,
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in Somalia, Lebanon, Timor, Tibet;
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in Chiapas. On the Navajo reservation.
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I make no distinctions, Amerika.
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Shame on your each and every
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seperation. Each bomb. Each
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starving human on this planet.
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Shame shame. Thank you, thank you,
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thank you. Just search, you'll find
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it. You're not looking hard enough.
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Oh and Secretary Cohen.
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Take a short note.
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You suck.
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Love,
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Prime Anarchist
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--===--
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#'s!
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--===--
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http://www.counterculture.com
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http://www.soupkitchen.org/soup.html
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http://members.aol.com/fnbduluth
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http://www.geocities.com//CapitolHill/Senate/9634
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http://www.ratical.org/Estrellita/WhatIsSOA.html
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http://books.dreambook.com/robertljones/soa.sign.html
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http://www.nt.net/~russell/11.html
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http://www.freepress.org/soawatch.html
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http://www.topsecretrecipes.com
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http://www.sirius.com/~fatkid
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http://www.vhfrecords.com
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http://www.rodentrecords.com
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http://www.adbusters.org/jam99/corporaterule
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http://www.gn.apc.org/june18
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http://www.heartmath.com
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--===--
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LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS:
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Keep on keepin on
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Gina
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Tears... are streaming down my face
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sniff sniff
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AsterdiS
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Greetings,
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Since I'm Dineh and this Turtle Island
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(North America) is my ancient country,
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I have every right to state my opinion
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and refer to any government official
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as appropriately as possible.
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No apologies necessary.
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First Lady, "Hilter" R. Clinton is no
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different then all the other leaders
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of this 'male-dominated' society.
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The Big Mountain Sovereign Dineh Nation
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resistors, mostly women elders, have
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written numerous letters to this high
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government official. There was several
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personal but official letters that
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members of the Weaving for Freedom
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(Dineh weavers collective) sent to
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the First Lady, asking for her
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to visit the weavers homelands and
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witness the situation that
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the resistors are subjected to.
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The First Lady's secretarial office
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have responded but there was no direct
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response from the First Lady. However,
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despite all the important letters
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brought to her attention she chose
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to "preserve" asphalt-nature trails
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at the Grand Canyon and a rusty
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telescope that sits on a hill in
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Flagstaff, Arizona. She stopped in
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Flagstaff last night just to take
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a look at Mars and at another star.
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Her speech basically stated that
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it is most important to save every
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"treasure" that is endangered throughout
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America. Last night in Flagstaff she said,
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"There are many places, just like in your
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own back yards, that are facing endangerment.
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These very unqiue sites are well-documented,
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many have accumulated archealogical
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information and many of the sites still
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hold hundreds of artifacts. So, I just want
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to make all of you aware that, we should
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not just take this for granted."
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Mrs. "Hilter" R. Clinton obviously doesn't
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think that the last traditional society
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like in Big Mountain is endangered,
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or that it should be considered as
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a treasure.
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As Americans, I would like to suggest
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to you all and others to immediately
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write to the First Lady that she missed
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a natural society (that is only an 80 mile
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helicopter ride from Flagstaff) which
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needs their culture and land perserved.
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Tell her that she definitely knew where
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she was at, and her ignorance shows an
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overall "American mentality" of denial at
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the 'ethnic cleansing' that is occurring
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in this country. Anyway, just state to
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her in a kindly manner then, how I have
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stated my feelings.
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Again, thank you to all for your time.
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In the Spirit of Barboncito, Bahe
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Hey,
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I was looking through my many back
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issues of ATI and I found that #9
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was completely missing. Beatles
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conection, or was I gypped?
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If I was gypped you'll all pay,
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ya hear ($1,000,000,000 in euros,
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or you could just send me #9 your
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choice).
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If I wasn't gypped than forget
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all those stupid threats.
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Adam (all around nicafiend)
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you information has been fowarded to
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the FBI. The making of pipebombs
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is no laughing matter. They will
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like to ask you about your
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affiliations with the people who
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are behind the making of that web
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site!
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chris wright snd_13@yahoo.com
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[ed note: who boy. won't be the
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third time! prepare for 90 more
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days of phonetaps and lots of
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wasted tax-money. people like
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you come in all shapes and sizes,
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Chris. may you live in interesting
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times...]
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Marco,
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War is Genocide!! <duh>
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Do ya suppose they'll move the
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School of the Americas to Europa now?
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Since our tax dollars are supporting
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another CIA-sponsored drug smuggling
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ring, do ya suppose our dope will
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now get cheaper? Or better?
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Numbing now,
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-bln-
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HEALTH TIP #7
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Organic lemons are small and fit
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nicely in a front pocket.
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Take one along with you to add to
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what they call lemonade these days.
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Use a buck knife or a key-chain knife
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to cut it in half, squeeze it in and
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voila! Real Lemonade.
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WUWAG
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A Weekly Unkind Word About Gannett.
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Week #1
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They don't know the definition of
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"Off the Record."
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--May 18 Warren Blum Column.
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http://www.greenbaynewschron.com
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PAGE 65!
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a 'zine review.
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I'm not going to review Cool Beans
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#10 in traditional way. Why? I don't
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feel like it. Who do you think I am,
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FS5? MR&R?
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OK, I'll say one thing - awesome!
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Fun to read. I more than LOL'd I
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laughed so loud people thought I was
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crazy. LOLPTYCAS (laugning out loud;
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people thinkin' you're crazy & shit)
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I'll say one more thing. Page 65.
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The recurring theme of that page'd
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have to be Hostess Twinkies.
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I'm not focussing on the rest of the
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page, just Elizabeth Karp's word-find.
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I usually don't find word-finds to be
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very fun. In fact, I've done entire
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Dell Books issues full of them before,
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usually at the beach in July, when I
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was a kid, and I'd finish up thinking
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"why'd I just do an entire Dell Book's
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issue of them?"
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But this one takes the cake.
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Sugar, hohos, diglycerides,
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leavenings: wow. No way.
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Whey! I'm in stitches. Cool Beans!
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Metaphorically speaking on a scale
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1-10 where would you put Cool Beans
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issue 10. Well, where would you? Well?
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Perfect.
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"ART (SEE ALSO SLAM DANCING)
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REPETITION IS THE DEATH OF ART."
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-- Chris-In-The-Morning
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Imagine a bagel: fresh, soft,
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satisfying. Now imagine a bagel
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sandwich made by McDonald's: hearty,
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flavorful, fresh-baked each morning.
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If you live near one of the many
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US restaurants testing our new break
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fast bagel sandwiches, you don't have
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to imagine for long. Created to give
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customers tasty new choices for bkfst,
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our bagel sandwiches are offered in the
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flavorful combinations of steak, egg
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and cheese; ham, egg and cheese; and
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Spanish omelet with sausage and cheese.
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Bagels as only McDonald's can make
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them...white bread with a hole... just
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another reason to brighten your
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mornings at the Golden Arches.
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ASOA-ALLSTARS: Three Kewl Lists To
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Tear Out Like a Coupon.
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The following states are particularly
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good (*) for shutting down the SOA this
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year or next. (* good meaning all or
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most have already co-sponsored or voted
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to close.)
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CT
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HI
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MA
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ME
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MN
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NJ
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NY
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OR
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RI
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WI
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The following is a list of states
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which are particularly BAD for shutting
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down this archaic old-world cold-war
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tool of genocide, repression and all
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around bad mood.
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If you know anyone who lives in these
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states please express your sympathy,
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but also would you take a few minutes
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to bug the bejezus our of 'em?
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AR
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GA
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KS
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KY
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NE
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NH
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NM
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OK
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UT
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Finally, here's a Prime Anarchist
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Poop List.
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I don't mean any ill will toward
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these human beings, just that they
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really suck and they'd better "change
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[their] evil ways," as Carlos Santana
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would have it.
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A visit by the ghosts of Genocides
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past, present and plu-perfect might
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help these dweebs vote to shut down
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SOA.
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Or they could stay poops. I'll let
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them remain spineless but NOT nameless.
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Aderholt
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Bachus
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Callahan
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Everett
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Riley
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Berry
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Dickey
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Hutchinson
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Snyder
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Barr
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Bishop
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Chambliss
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Collins
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Deal
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Kingston
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Linder
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Ryun
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Tiahrt
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Lewis
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Northrup
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Rogers
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Whitfield
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Barrett
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Bereuter
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Bass
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Sununu
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Skeen
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Wilson
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Coburn
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Istook
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Lucas
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Watkins
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Watts
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Cannon
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Cook
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Hansen
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<disclaimer>
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Attention all elected officials.
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Just because your name may not appear
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on this list; don't assume you're not
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a poop.</disclaimer>
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#
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Dan Quayle did NOT say the following:
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"We don't get a lot of armed robberies
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on our books each year, where the
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perpetrator wan't carrying a weapon."
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Prime Anarchist Productions' 1st
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Annual Anti-War Hero Award goes out to
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Christopher Smith (R-NJ) and Lane Evans
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(D-IL) for their tireless work trying
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to keep the US from starting wars all
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over the world, notably this year --
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East Timor.
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One Dily of a powder keg! Bipartisan
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Antiwar - that's what we like to see!
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ON
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THIS
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DAY
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IN
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ANARCHIST
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HISTORY:
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Guy Debord publishes "Memoires" bound
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in heavy sandpaper. His goal? One # up
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and one # down had their covers worn
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out within years.
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[ed note: as love based non-violence
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anarchists, the staff at ATI don't
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condone ruining property ever, ever,
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ever. But we're not stopping others
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from following their bliss]
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<PAWN>-
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Baltimore, MD. General "Uncle" Sam
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Scheister has retired. Effective Jan
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1, 1999 the general announced his last
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day on the job will be Dec 31, of the
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same year. The 41 year old
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"commissioned" said this is just an
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early retirement and he expects little
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or no pension.
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"Who cares," said Scheister. "I'll
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get mine here and there. I'm a quick
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thinker. Basically I just had a change
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of heart and decided to misquote Phil
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Ochs, my favorite dead poet."
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Scheister's misquote goes "I ain't
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workin' anymore."
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Scheister announced his hand picked
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successor as Colonel William B. Strike
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from the 3rd of the 77th Calvary. He
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will pin his rank Dec. 30, at the end
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of a traditional 3-day drunken brawl
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and General Strike will begin the end
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of the year.
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Strike could not be reached for
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comment but his answering machine had
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this to say.
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"Soon to be General Strike. You know
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the drill. Hey that's the end of the
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millenium too.
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"Leave it at the <beep>."
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Well, that's the whole of ATI issue 179.
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Thank you, & have a nice day.
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gripe to:
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ati@etext.org
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as usual...
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