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It's not a schooner it's a sailboat you stupid fool!
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Greetings, and welcome to issue 218.
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A short poem, then the Publisher's column,
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then the usual #'s and lettuce, cabbage,
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and assorted other stories, including ALL
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NEW! ATI.COM With pleasure crystals.
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POLLUTION
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a poem by marco
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First glass of tapwater
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Each day
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Makes my spine hurt.
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ATI.COM! A Reggie Starred Trayed Marc of Clutchless
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FROM THE PUBLISHER
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Did anyone do any good april fools jokes?
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I forgot to, unless you count asking the lady in the basement
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barbershop of the Reyburn building for a straight razor
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shave and a haircut, (only cost 10$ American by the way) and
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then taking some of those little 2car subways between all those
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buildings and the Capitol til I got bored with that.
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The drivers were all very nice. 40 years ago HS Thompson might
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call them colored chicks, but I'll be more Fonettikly Korekt
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with afro-american. If anyone still doubts the "triple a" here
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in the US (AAA = All Amerikan Apartheid) just sneak in on one
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of these rides and watch how many middle aged white men hop
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on and say something to the effect of "onward james," you'll
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see what I mean.
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YES PEOPLE, I'M TALKING ABOUT OUR NATION'S CAPITOL - WHERE
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LOWERCASE THINGS HAPPEN EVERY DAY. They're representing US,
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so it'll be like that in YOUR neck of the woods soon. Trust
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me and be very afraid. Very afraid.
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And I'm sure I'll be vomiting more of this stuff way before
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I've developed it, until I recover from my few days there. I
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have no idea how these people do it there day in and day out.
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For now I'll leave you with this one gonzo thought.
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Ready?
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I just lived in our nation's capitol for four days again and I
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can assure you that...
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...Utz potatoe chips still exist
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...Mel Gibson is at least five (count 'em, 5!) of the cab drivers
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in that town
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...the phone book for the northwest sector is still over 2/3 attorneys
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at law
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...approximately 1/6 at something else
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...the samoza at the Indian Delights restaurant in Union Station is
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still the same as it ever was, you will poop in four and a half
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minutes and you'll feel happy, smily and warm for two full days.
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...the stairs in Georgetown where Linda Blair kicked Father Damien
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down to his "death" are still there.
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...but where's the Starbucks where Bill Clinton's lesbian lover
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died?
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...George Bush is still not related to anyone of the Dulles family.
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and the number one "..." is
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...1/3 of our senators and congress"men" do not currently have drug
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and/or alcohol problems. Oh and almost all of them are current on
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their child support payments.
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----==(o)==----
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#'s from the rumpus room... (for friday, 0004072200)
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http://members.tripod.com/~cannabishempsativa/etclinxpg.html
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http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/04/03/school.protest/index.html
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http://community-2.webtv.net/pastprime/MikesRantingAgain
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http://photo.net/philg/politics/tape-tax-history.html
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http://www.aclu.org/profiling/bustcard/index.html
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http://www.hillnews.com/features/opensecrets.html
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http://parallel.park.uga.edu/~kirby/linuxnc.html
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http://blackroses.textfiles.com/100/captain.phk
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http://waltonfeed.com/peoples/navajo/hogan.html
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http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/prime.html
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http://RefugiodelRioGrande.tripod.com
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http://www.nv2.cc.va.us/home/selogan
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http://cafe.simplenet.com/live.html
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http://www.hardcorepinkgirl.com
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http://www.x42.com/koolefant
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http://www.kissthisguy.com
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http://www.trinilopez.com
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http://www.cancelaol.com
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http://www.infoshop.org
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http://www.dc2600.com
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LETTUCE
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This price increase really bothers me, not only because
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it costs more, but in the letter from the publisher it
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talks about the price of gas being one of the causes,
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and I didn't think that the prime anarchist even owned
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a car?
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love stv
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Peace does prevail on Earth
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~ Phyllis
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to ati@etext.org
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you leave me speechless Marc
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Cygnus
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to: ati@etext.org
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Now that was sweet.
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Lo Phat
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Continue the good work Marc. Positive people need to
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get involved in social change. Few bad people have
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directed the cause of our history too long. It's time
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for the silent majority to get involved.
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God bless.
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Samuel Hingha Pieh
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Hi ,
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This issue of SearchHound Webmaster Dispatch has an interesting
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article by a woman who reportedly makes a killing from affiliate
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programs.
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Please let me know what you think!
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Suzan
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1. Article: Do You Want to Be a Hacker or a Tracker?
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by Kris Stringham
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Amen!
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-anon
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"How can I step on someone I've just talked to?"
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-Stripe, in "Hope For The Flowers."
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PRESS RELEASE:
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No joke! The Red Earthlings have awoken from a wonderful 4 month slumber.
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Some of us went to Brasil, some of us went to Phoenix every damn week-end,
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some of us went crazy, some of us are getting hitched (what?!?!), some of us
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can't remember the last gig we played, most of us saw Fishbone tear apart
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the Launchpad last week.... all of us are getting ready for the 3rd Annual
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Electric 49! You should too. It will be Friday, April 28 in Albuquerque, NM
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downtown at the El Rey Theater. If you're coming to town for the Gathering
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of Nations Pow-Wow, we have something for you to do on Friday night that
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does *not* involve country music! Thank God.
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http://www.tribalstew.com
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SKANDLE UV DA WEAK
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Here's what I sent to Ralph McGehee who quit the CIA a very
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long time ago, and now writes a lot about his feelings
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regarding US foreign policy in usenet.
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Mr McGehee,
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That 1.3 billion dollar aid to colombia package
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has a scandal waiting to break. I have this one on
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my own personal eyes and ears. I was Monday in Mark
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Green's office for an hour and a half discussing defunding
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the School of the Americas, and a half hour of it was with
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the Congressman himself present. The rest of our time was
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with staffers of course, but I digress.
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Talk came up of that bill because he has many migrant farmworker
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constituants in our homestate and district. The Latino community
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here was very disappointed with him since he'd said he would vote
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no and then it appeared he "didn't vote no on it."
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Mark told us he DID vote /no/ but the electronic equipment
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recorded a /yes/ for him. He's also dead set against this
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package because Ingrid (1 of 3 killed by FARC) is in his
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district and he's gotten to know most of her family now
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that she's gone.
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He's looking into exactly what the error was, before he sends
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out a public apology/clarification/statement etc.
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More will follow obviously.
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OVERHEARD IN LISTSERVLAND
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By the way I was quite upset on that day because while
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I was at Western Union, a student came and to send
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some money to Cuba - and the employees almost threw
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him out because of the American embargo on Cuba and
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Western Union being American. Yeah, maybe they are but
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they have customers all over the world and live on
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international currency!I told them that. If it weren't
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for our Dine'h friends I would have left their office,
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I felt terrible. I wish I never have to use their
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services again. This US imperialism is sickening.
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Well I know a lot of people here including my family
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and students who boycott coca-cola because in Europe
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it's a symbol of US imperialism.
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Black haired white woman w/
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Blond mustache
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Tells 3 yr old daughter
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Blue is 4 boys; pink is 4 girls.
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Scolds : almost hits.
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Take the red candy diamond ring!
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Not the blue one.
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Blue is for boys.
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ATI - Not part of the E! Family.
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Kurt Loder: Still Gathering No Moss.
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SEPT 2, '99 - A Review
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You know I do a lot of magazines. And they sure pile up.
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Sorry, I'm just now getting to this one, but Kurt Loder's
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Rolling Stone review of Woodstock '99 was some fine stuff.
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I don't much care for his MTV personality, but his work
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at RS is noteworthy, some of his word choice bugs the
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bejeezus out of me, but overall he's a straight up choice
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journalist.
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PICTURE THIS -- "A baby's hand holding an apple."
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My friend Ryan told me about the most disturbing
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factory job he's ever taken. I think he's already quit
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this one ['thank God,' muttered under breath.]
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He ran a computer that ran another computer that ran
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another computer that ran a computer that ran some robotic
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arms that made things.
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When they trusted him he got to run the computer that ran
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another computer that ran a computer that ran robotic arms
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that made things.
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Then, since he was so competent, they let him run the
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computer that ran another computer which ran those robotic
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arms that made things.
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Soon, with a bigger paycheck in hand each month he loyally
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ran the computer who makes things with his robotic arms.
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Until he was shown what the robotic arms were making.
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Robotic arms.
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JUST A THOUGHT: From The DC Notes
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I would say the World Bank takes up the whole block
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but it also growth spurted across the street into
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three other blocks.
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If we don't do something about this, will it take
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over the whole Potomac? OK, maybe all of Chevy Chase.
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I know, let's rename District of Colombia to World
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Bank District.
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The Doberman The Dirt And The Diet.
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What are you feeding that thing???
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Your front, back and side yard is completely
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devoid of life!
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There's not a blade of crab, blue OR hemp
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grass inside your fenceline anywhere.
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NEED ANOTHER OBSERVATION? HERE:
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Turtle Island has a lot of scars.
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I honestly don't know which issue is more
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urgent: the environment or racial tension.
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But then they're both poverty issues,
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aren't they?
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SHOULD THERE BE A MEAT INDUSTRY THIS BIG?
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I watch a cow itch his neck on a fencepost --
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faster tempo than I've ever played my guitar,
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lemme tell you.
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I'm afraid he looks like in about 20 more
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strokes he'll have ringed or decapitated
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himself.
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Speed? Antibiotic? Monkey hormones?
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Who knows.
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You know, if we keep up with these earthmovers,
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the planet will no longer be where it was.
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& we end with a poetry
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Growth
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by Prime Anarchist
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We're NOT going
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To STOP until
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ALL of the subways are
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ConNECted by ONLY just
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EXit ramps.
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& 1 more.
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WAITING IN POST OFFICE LINE
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by Stazja McFadyen
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If you had noticed me
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waiting my post office customer turn
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caught in suspended animation
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you might have mistaken
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stoic demeanor for patience.
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If you were a curious person
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you'd follow my gaze
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to government pamphlets
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harmlessly inked on innocent paper
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white as a baby's baptism gown.
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If you were observant,
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looking through my eyes
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you'd see ugly ominous meanings
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disguised as patriotic words of duty:
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"Selective Service and You."
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If you were being me
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you would shiver from chilling draft
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stirring lifetimes of memory dust devils
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cycloning holocaust ashes.
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Mental maternal mutiny
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would rage against infernal machine
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that swallows young men whole
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spitting out soldiers
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for sacrifice
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to insatiable war minotaur.
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And while you were me
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recalling the instant of agony
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followed by ecstasy
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birthing your son
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you would commit
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private acts of reason
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and treason against
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war mongering men and their minions -
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miniature men writing government pamphlets.
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You might have noticed me
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stoically step out of line.
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This was ATI. http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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Not brought to you by McClone.
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Insurance expertise since 1990.
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For reals.
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Send anything, but send it sweet to:
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ati@etext.org
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[*] - [Don't be surprised if the phrase "Spread The Phun" suddenly
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disappears from this 'zine of its own volition. This saying and all
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derivations thereof are owned by Bestfoods corporation in Englewood
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NJ, the makers of Skipper Penis Brittle. I like Skipper, don't get
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me wrong. They're kinder than Subway, tastier than Mars, and a whole
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lot hipper than Hellmans; but something tells me they have no
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particular sense of humour]
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[zip disc lamer] - [The views expressed in this 'zine do not
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necessarily reflect the views of camcorders, binoculars or any other
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visual devices. All opinions remain the observation of the eyeballs
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that saw in the first place.] |