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0105200939
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OVERHEARD AT THE IMC: Not In Context But Very Telling.
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reprinted by Nonym Eyes
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Yes too bad - you know
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I started out at 300.bps
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(like a bug crawling across
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the screen)
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My first 14.4 was like
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lighting - my highest speed
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is 33.6 I'm happy with my speed
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thank-you-very-much
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[ref]=
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[indymedia.org/front.php3?article_id=40927&group=webcast]
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And now, here's Ponty Mython with the weekly SPAM (tm) report.
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Received the following:
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TED KOPPEL, NIGHTLINE, "IT PROMISES TO BECOME HUGE"
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as the subject header.
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Funny; had I not received this spam at least 25 times in
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the past three years, I might have thought it was a real
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email. Drats, foiled again. Another one goes into the little
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garbage can inside the Windows (tm) icon.
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GREETINGZ - i'm prime!
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Here's the zine. ATI issue 276.
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Yup, jumbled up into a different order, a bit, eh?
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We'll go back to the same order you're used to
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next week.
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Maybe.
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laterz,
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prime
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A L L N E W C A R V E D - U P S P A M
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IT'S BEEN MANY MANY WEEKS SINCE WE'VE DONE
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A SPAM CARVING, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE?
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Tired of the 40 X 40 X 40 Plan? You know:
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Receive 40 emails from someone you don't know
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40 days in a row, then notice 40% of your inbox
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is spam! Spam, spam, spam and spam.
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Is receiving spam too annoying for words?
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Are you sick of receiving email with no personal
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fulfillingness and even less future?
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If you're determined to retire in the next 2 - 50
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years with no spam in your inbox, and are not afraid
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to work work it, I can help you.
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If you've tried other techniques in the past that
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have failed to live up to their promises, THIS IS
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DIFFERENT THAN ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE SEEN!
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THIS IS NOT A GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEME! BUT YOU'RE
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PROBABLY WONDERING WHY WE'VE SUDDENLY MODULATED INTO
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ALL-CAPS.
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WELL I'LL TELL YOU. OUR BLOODPRESSURE JUST INCREASED
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BECAUSE WE'RE VERY EXCITED TO TELL YOU THIS.
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YOUR INBOX DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THE SMEGMA PIT OF DOOM!
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DON'T GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT TRYING THIS!
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DO IT NOW!
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"The moment you commit and quit holding back, all sorts
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of unforseen incidents, meetings and material assistance
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will rise up to help you. The simple act of commitment is
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a powerful magnet for help." -Napoleon Hill (don't ask,
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I have no friggin' idea who s/he is.)
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Do it now before it's too late! Hold your shift key
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down right now, and move your mouse clicker arrow up
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until every single email before this one is highlighted.
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Then simply touch the key marked "del" ever so gently,
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and repeat after me. "I've now rid myself of more spam
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than I've ever done before, I've now rid myself of more
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spam than... [three or more times])
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After that you will achieve great happiness and much
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care-free good vibrations.
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Thank you, and have a nice day.
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AND ANOTHER FINE ROADSIDE BROADSIDE
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from marco
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MR. SANDCASTLE
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(ch) Hey Mr. Sandcastle
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Worth all the trouble
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And the hassle
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Hey Mr. Sandcastle
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I hope you last
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G C / G / F / G C / FCG
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You're a working man with a wife and kids
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Sleeping in the back of your car
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I wonder how you even manage to live
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Sleeping in the back of your car
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G F C G / F C G - / G F C G / F C G -
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Homeless generation and you know that's true
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We're moving fast toward that
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All the shelters and the Holiday Inns
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You know we can't change that.
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(ch)
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10% of population is rich
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Other 90 go poor
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Half the ninety think they're middle class
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Who they foolin' no more.
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Said 10% of population is rich
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Other 90 go poor
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Half the ninety think they're middle class
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Who they foolin' no more.
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(ch) repeat and fade
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#'s
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http://www.ixquick.com
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http://www.interpol.int
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http://www.lamrim.com/hhdl
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http://www.peacepilgrim.org
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http://www.internetmovies.com
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http://www.fordreallysucks.com
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http://www.angelfire.com/my/ahanews1
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http://www.zinebook.com/resource.html
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http://www.morehouse.org/hin/zines.html
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http://www.audioparadox.com/audioparadox
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http://www.mybookmarks.com/public/cdaledave
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http://www.cwgh.com/pages/links/popculzin.html
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http://www.newsreview.com/issues/Sacto/2001-05-10/cover.asp
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http://www.phreak.org/archives/underground/worldview/WV2-4.txt
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http://richmond.indymedia.org/local/webcast/uploads/bushenergy.swf
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We end this week with metaphors:
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The Man Who Was Looking Hard
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by marc frucht
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Part IV
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One time Jesus was sitting there talking to him.
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"You know what?" he told Christ. "You know what,
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I'll tell you.
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"You know what he said?" he said. "I'm searching
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for the metaphors of the Christ."
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Part V
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He coveted the keys to the kingdom.
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He was shown the door.
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feedback?
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ati@etext.org |