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Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü
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Ý Û Ý Ý Ý
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BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý
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File ÝßÜ Ý Ý ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 2nd, 1992
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#001 Ý Ýig Ýong Üßß Ýnd Ý Ýairy
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ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ
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Presents
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Ú ÄÄ ¿
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"Falling Down Stairs"
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³ by ³
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Guido Sanchez
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INTRO:
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Welcome to my world. The world that is BLaH. I'd put the ! at the end of the
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group name, the way Pepsi Man wanted it, like BLaH!, or even nifty little
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brackets like [BLaH]. But in the first case, it's a pain to make an ANSI
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exclamation point; in the second, it'll look too much like [NuKE] <you'll
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never EVER catch Nowhere Man typing it without the brackets... he's got a
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macro for it even> or the name of a virus. Sure, I've had the macro "BLaH"
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before this group ever started, about a week ago or so. I also did that nifty
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little ANSI title on the top in PURE ascii, in DOS Edit, using alt-221, etc.
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Well, enough of my blathering on like a lunatic. Ebert doesn't like that at
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all <in reference to Scrooged with Bill Murray>. On with the introduction to
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the group!
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I LIED, THIS IS THE INTRO:
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Ok, here are some tidbits on BLaH. BLaH is composed of, so far, Chessman and
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myself. You'll hear about Chessman later, a modemer with a newfound fetish
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for murder. BLaH is an acronym for Big Long and Hairy. It originated last
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year, about June of 1991, when there used to be this really fun board, called
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The Baron's Bistro. The SysOp, The Baron, was a great guy, had a talent for
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making a board thrive in posts, etc. The board had maybe 30 megs of space
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total, and only a few REALLY good pirate games in the file bases < ie
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Lemmings, etc>. It was 2400, and a VERY message oriented board. We're talking
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like 200 posts a day or so, and really fun conversations too. Very fast-paced.
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There was no discussion of hack/phreak/virus/anarchy/carding. The message
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base "The Elite Conference Table" was mostly ideals and philosophy. Kinda.
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Out of this abundance of thought exchange, BLaH was born. The Baron said it
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a lot, and no one knew what it meant. Neither did he. He just said it as a
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void. Like a "whatever", "nevermind", "ok, great...". Just an end to a letter,
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or a substitute for something to say. It was also a partition of ideas. For
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example "I killed someone today .. .blah..what brand of pickles does your
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mother like the best?". The Baron looked at it, and noticed that it was an
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acronym for Big Long and Hairy. Hence, the term is born.
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ZA/\/:
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Also born of these same message bases was a group called ZA/\/. The Zhit Axis
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/\/ations. I was a member/minister of ZA/\/, and many works were released.
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There was poetry, religion-bashing, ORIGINAL anarchy texts that WORKED. The
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Baron has tried and tested more anarchy texts than anyone I have ever known.
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This was all great and dandy, and there was a main ZA/\/ board called United
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States Conect/Ying Yang. It was one of those board-in-a-board dealies. In
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about August, ZA/\/ died mostly because of personal reasons between the sysop
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of the ZA/\/ main board and another modemer. Yay. That's another story that
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I probably won't ever get into. Then, the posts started going down on the
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Bistro to a surprising 30 a day. This was unheard of. Plus, the posting was
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lame. They were one line responses to huge 5 page quoted messages. A user
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came about named Chuck that contributed to the insanity, and formed his own
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anti-ZA/\/ish <meaning exact opposite of ZA/\/> group called MaDCaP. Then,
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The Baron got pissed, and the holocaust came about. out of the 178 users,
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about 120 of them were deleted. The board became completely private <the new
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user password was THEBIGZONK, an indication that there was still some hope
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left for the wackiness>, and I gave the baron all of my viruses, and we <I
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was a sysop, remote though> started up a hack/phreak board. I used to do that
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stuff a LOT, and The Baron was an eager learner, so we posted invitations on
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some of the better hack/phreak boards, and people called. There were no ratios
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at all, and everything was peachy. The Bistro went down in February of 1992,
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because The Baron was bored. Well, for a year, there was one hell of a board.
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The Baron's Bistro. Rest In Peace.
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ANYWAYYY:
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There's the little historical epilogue to the story of BLaH. Essentially,
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that epilogue is what this group is about. Storytelling. Writing text files
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for the sheer joy of spreading the information. Speaking your mind and crushing
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other opinions that can't be supported. Isn't it great? Well, hey, if it's not
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then stop reading, delete this file, and spread the damn zipfile around to
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other boards so you can get file points and good ratios to download the latest
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k-rad-1-k00l 0-2 hour s00per ELITE ware, and then upload that everywhere for
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more credit. Jumpin Jesus on a Pogostick. Everyone knows thats the way it's
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done, why do you think they call you a warez geek? Because you don't PLAY the
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damn games. Well, that's what BLaH is out to do. To play the game. What is
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the game? Falling Down Stairs.
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{---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90á says "6144 Bytes Total"--------------}
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Didja ever notice how all of the "k00l" utilities are v0.90á? There's ToneLoc,
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MtE, the PS-MPC. Pfft.
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BLaH <sigh>ts
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Nun-Beaters Anonymous | <708>251-5094 | 110/16.8k
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Hell Bound | <708>965-8965 | 2400/14.4k
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Call and download more BLaH warez for credit, or to join/fight the cause
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of BLaH. Our Manifesto : "If it says BLaH, it probably isn't"
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{-------------------------------------------------------------------------}
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Anything below this dashed line is propaganda.. Everything above is simply
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suggestive.
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