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BTN: Birmingham Telecommunications News
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COPYRIGHT 1993 ISSN 1055-4548
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October/November 1993 Volume 6, Issue 10
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Edition 1
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*- Under Remodeling Issue-*
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Table Of Contents
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Article Title Author
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Policy Statement and Disclaimer................Staff
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From The Editor................................Scott Hollifield
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Letters to BTN.................................BTN Readers
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The Big 3-0....................................Lurch Henson
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Smiley's People................................Neal Stephenson
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A Conservative Estimate, Part II...............Bernie D. Starchaser
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Profile: Scott Kelley..........................The Bishop
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Embryo of Light II.............................Gwendolyn Norton
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Special Interest Groups (SIGs).................Eric Hunt
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Known BBS Numbers..............................James Minton
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Disclaimer and Statement of Policy for BTN
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We at BTN try our best to assure the accuracy of articles and
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information in our publication. We assume no responsibility for damage
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due to errors, omissions, etc. The liability, if any for BTN, its
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editors and writers, for damages relating to any errors or omissions,
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even if BTN, its editors or writers have been advised of the likelihood
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of such damages occurring.
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With the conclusion of that nasty business, we can get on with our
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policy for publication and reproduction of BTN articles. We publish
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monthly with a deadline of the fifteenth of the month prior to
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publication. If you wish to submit an article, you may do so at any
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in a particular issue. It is not our purpose to slander or otherwise
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content of the articles prepared by our writers. Our writers own their
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work and it is protected by copyright. We allow reprinting of articles
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from BTN with only a few restrictions. The author may object to a
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Otherwise, please feel free to reproduce any article from BTN as long as
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the source, BTN, is specified, and as long as the author's name and the
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article's original title are retained. If you use one of our articles,
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please forward a copy of your publication to:
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Mark Maisel
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Publisher, BTN
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606 Twin Branch Terrace
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BHAM, AL 35216
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(205) 823-3956
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We thank you for taking the time to read our offering and we hope that
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you like it. We also reserve the right to have a good time while doing
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all of this and not get too serious about it.
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F R E E B I E : G E T I T W H I L E I T S H O T !
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The following boards allow BTN to be downloaded freely, that is with no
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charge to any existing upload/download ratios.
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ADAnet One Alter-Ego Bus System
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The Castle Channel 8250 C.A.B.
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The Comfy Chair! Crunchy Frog DC Info Exchange
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Final Frontier Hardware Hotline The Holodeck
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Homewood's Hell Hole Joker's Castle Lemon Grove
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Lion's Den Martyrdom Again?! The MATRIX
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Milliways BBS The Outer Limits Owlabama BBS
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Owl's Nest Playground Safe Harbor
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Southern Stallion Starbase 12 Thy Master's Dungeon
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Weekends BBS
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(This list includes some systems which are not local to Birmingham and
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therefore not included on our BBS Numbers list.)
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If you are a sysop and you allow BTN to be downloaded freely, please let
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me know via The Matrix or Crunchy Frog so that I can post your board as
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a free BTN distributor. Thanks.
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*IMPORTANT!* Beginning this month, BTN is adopting an official "favored
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distribution policy" in regards to this list. Bulletin boards who offer
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BTN as a free download, with no file penalties, are listed here and
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receive each issue of BTN as soon after it goes to press as I can
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possibly upload it. I will *NOT* be uploading BTN personally to systems
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who are NOT on this list--instead, I now have a small staff of helpers
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to do that for me, and they will likely not upload BTN as fast as I
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will. We try to get BTN to all the systems we can, but if you would
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like to receive BTN and you are not getting it, please leave me mail on
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THE MATRIX or CRUNCHY FROG and let me know.
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Back issues of BTN are available on those boards as well.
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N E W S F L A S H
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ANSI AD CONTEST DELAYED
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YET ANOTHER MONTH!
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See "From the Editor" column.
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From the Editor
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by Bernie Starchaser, Guest Editor
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Hi all! Bernie here, filling in for Scott so that he can get
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a little well-deserved rest and catch up on some personal business.
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This issue is a bit thin. You might say it's our "Under Remodeling"
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issue. Scott is considering a few administrative changes that will
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hopefully streamline future BTN issues and the production thereof.
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In the meantime, please be patient with us.
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Having found myself in this supremely important position,
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even though it may be temporary, I would like to ask a question of
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all you readers out there that I've been curious about for a long
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time. Your answer to this is more important than you may think, as it
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will help Scott and all his loyal assistants make a better BTN.
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What I need you all to do is simple: Either on the Crunchy Frog,
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The Matrix, or via Internet, send me a short message acknowledging
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that you have read this month's issue of BTN. I'd just like to get
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a feel for how big a readership this baby's got.
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As for the ASCII AD contest, you guessed it! Delayed yet again!
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Seems nobody sent anything in. If there are any entrants out there, let's
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get cracking, folks!
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Well, I've usurped enough of Scott's power and your time.
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Enjoy this issue! And that's an order!
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-Bernie D. Starchaser-
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I may be reached via the following means:
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Crunchy Frog: BERNIE STARCHASER
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The Matrix : CHRIS PHILLIPS
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Internet : chris.phillips@the-matrix.com
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Letters to the Editor
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Well, no one wrote us any letters, so I thought I'd write us one!
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Dear BTN,
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You guys are really doing a terrific job! Keep up the good
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work!
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-Starchaser-
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Now, if anyone out there wants to write us some REAL letters, send
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your messages to:
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Crunchy Frog BBS or The Matrix
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and direct them to:
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Scott Hollifield
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Bye!
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THE BIG 3-0
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by Lurch Henson
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Hello there everybody......been awhile, eh? Things happen,
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believe it or not, and articles don't get written like they should.
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Anyway, let's see if I can still do this.....
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Usually all my articles are "raves".....I run across something
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that pisses me off, and I use BTN to tell you all about it, and
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hopefully make a few of you think a little (something that's too rare
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these days), and maybe even get a few of you to change things when you
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see they are going "wrong". This time there's not much you can do about
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it, because what's bothering me now is personal..... What's bothering
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me this time is something that bothers most people sooner or later, but
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it's NOT bothering me in the way it bothers them. What's bothering me
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is........my birthday.
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No, I'm not getting old. Not in the way you'd think, anyway.
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Yes, my body is in worse shape than it used to be. Big deal. That can
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be fixed whenever I bother to get around to it. It's actually in a
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little better shape now than it has been the past couple of years. Yes,
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I do have more grey hairs than I did last year. That doesn't bother me
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either, my mother was grey long before now. Some people even tell me
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they like the grey I'm getting right up in front. Looks don't bother me
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at all. Nope, it's not the "getting old". What bothers me about it is
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harder to explain than that.
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You see, to me the 30th birthday is the single most significant
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one that you will ever have. To my way of thinking, to the philosophy
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that I believe in and follow, the 30th birthday is the one where you are
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now, truly, finally, 100% adult. As long as you are 20-something you
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still carry the stigmata of childhood with you. No one in their
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twenties is "truly" mature..... (I know this is not true, but it is
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often the way things are interpreted.) Once you turn 30 you
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(supposedly) shed your immaturity and take your place in society as a
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mature, respectable, contributing member of society..... (Again, I know
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this is not true, but it's the most often accepted (even if only
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subconsciously) viewpoint.) You are judged continually based on age,
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not ability. You are denied certain things because you are "too young"
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or "too flighty to be dependable". You cross 30 and attitudes change.
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It shouldn't be this way, but it is. People shouldn't pay women less
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money simply because they have different plumbing systems either, but
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they do (though that is a different gripe). But, this STILL isn't all
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of why it's bothering me......
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This magical change is approaching. It will be here before the
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end of the year. (Here's the piece that bothers me.) When it arrives,
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I will be alone.
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Many years ago, I was a loner. Being alone was preferred. I did
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not require the company of others to be happy. Then I came back to the
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states, and ended up married. At the time I thought it was forever. I
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loved her, committed to her, and was expecting to grow old with her.
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Things didn't work out quite the way I expected, and I was alone again.
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It hurt, yes. More than I expected, but it didn't kill me. Being alone
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afterwards didn't either because it didn't last TOO long. After I came
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to Birmingham, I was too busy to be lonely, and then was involved with
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three lovely Ladies. One of them became much more to me than the
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others, and I found I had never experienced love to the degree I thought
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I had. In her, I truly found someone that was more important to me that
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life itself. She and I had something unbelievable together, and I was
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not lonely. I let myself believe that we would be together for a very
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long time, and it did look as though we might. I should have known
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better..... I still love her deeply, more than she will ever believe,
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but I am alone once again.
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When this time in my life arrives, it will be just another day.
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It shall pass with little notice. Members of my family will call, some
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will send cards, others will forget entirely, and the day will pass.
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There will be no celebration to mark the passing of this day, the
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supposedly most significant of my birthdays. If I have returned to
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Lower Alabama, my mother will bake me a Devil's Food cake with chocolate
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icing, make me a country-fried steak dinner, serve it to me and say
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"Happy Birthday", just like any other. The friends that I once had down
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there are either gone, or were too divided in the divorce, especially
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since I had to come up here right afterwards.....that made it easy for
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them to side with my ex-wife.....more comfortable for them. They will
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not remember the day, and those that do will not remember the age, and
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it's significance. A few will find out sometime near it, will remember
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to say "Happy Birthday", and that will be it.
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If I am still here in town, there will be no notice of it. On
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my birthday this year I will be attending the wedding of a friend of
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mine. Almost all of the people I know here in town will also be
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attending. I also can not not attend, as this Lady is about the closest
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friend I have left these days. If still here, I will be there..... I'm
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not complaining about that, I doubt she planned to be married on my
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birthday on purpose, I just find it ironic that the day which is
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supposed to be so special to me is going to have me attending someone
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else's "most special day". Other than the one I love, this Lady is the
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only other that would think to do anything to make this day remarkable
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for me in any way, and she will, of course, not be able to. On this
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day, a day I should be spending with someone special, or even many
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special someone's, I will be just another face in a crowd, taking up
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space at a wedding. If it were happening in a movie it'd be enough to
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make you smile.....and some of you probably will anyway.
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I am tired. I am alone. I am sad. The one person I could talk
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to about something as personal as this I can no longer talk to at all.
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Oh, I have friends I've told my troubles to before. I've friends I've
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told very personal problems to before. But to truly talk this
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particular problem out requires someone with a connection to my heart,
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and there is only one of those. Unfortunately, she has closed her
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heart. Locked it down. Sealed it off from me. I lost more than the
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Love of my Life, I lost the closest friend I've ever had, and that hurts
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in ways you'd never expect.
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The loner has been changed by the past three years. I now need
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someone to hold close. I now need someone to share with. I now need
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someone to be close to. And I am alone.
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A moral? A message? All of my articles seem to have one, don't
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they? Ok, if you need one here too, it can be a simple one. Don't do
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this to someone close to you. Don't let things important to them slip
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by you. Don't take them for granted, don't let them fade from your
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life. Remember them. Be there for them. Support those who are special
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to you. Love them.
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Happy Birthday Monster........
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Lurch Henson
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Smiley's People
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Neal Stephenson
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The online world has its own cliches and truisms, none so haggard
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and hackneyed as the belief that reliable written communication is
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impossible without frequent use of emoticons, better known as the
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'smileys'. Emoticons are nothing more than characters that look
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like a face when viewed sideways. The original smily is :-), but
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there are innumberable variations such as :-O, :-(, :-;, and each
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can signify anything from facial hair to a particular emotional
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state. Emoticons are the electronic equivalent of spin doctors;
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commonly inserted at the end of a sentence that is meant to be
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interpreted as sarcasm, or, in generation, whenever the writer
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fears his or her prose may be about to jump the iron rails of
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literalism.
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With the eerie uniformity of airport cultists, emoticon users all
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proffer the same rationale for the smiley tic: since the streams
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of ASCII characters flowing across the Internet (usually described
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as "cold", "mechanistic", etc.) cannot carry body language or
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tone, the missing cues must be supplied through punctuation. The
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tendency of writers to bungle their attempts at sarcasm, and of
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the readers to bungle the detection of it, invariably leads (so
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the arguement goes) to hurt feelings, which in turn leads to
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network flame wars in which people insult each other in
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extravagant terms that would never be used face-to-face. Irony,
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it seems, is like nitroglycerin: too tricky to be good for much,
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and so best left in the hands of fanatics or trained
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professionals.
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Never addressed by such people is the question of how humans have
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managed to communicate with the written word for thousands of
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years without crudely fashioned ideograms being strewn across
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their parchments. It is as if the written word were a cutting-
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edge technology without useful precedents. Some users actually go
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so far as to maintain, with a straight face, a :-I, I guess, that
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words on a computer screen are different from words on paper--
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implying that writers of e-mail have nothing useful to learn from
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Dickens or Hemingway, and that time spent reading old books might
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be better spent coming up with new emoticons.
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Other smiley partisans maintain that since many messages are
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tossed off extemporaneously, the medium has more in common with
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talking than writing, and hence the need for emoticons. This
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neatly sidesteps the awkward fact that what these people are
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engaged in is, in fact, nothing other than plain old writing and
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reading, and that, as always, they may have to invest some time
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and effort in the act if they don't want to mess it up.
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Scott Fahlman, who is credited with inventing smileys, has been
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quoted by "The Boston Globe" as saying that "I had no idea that I
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was starting something that would soon pollute all of the world's
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communication channels". The "Globe" does not record, however,
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whether he terminated this statement with a smiley. Jeremy
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Bornstein, a research scientist at Apple Computer's Advanced
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Technology Group, thinks that a silent minority of people on
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USENET belong to the anti-smily camp, but that "experienced users
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realize that it's futile to rail against popular custom". Thus,
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members of the anti-smily underground constitute something of a
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secret subculture; they can find each other only through lengthy
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exchanges of smiley-free messages, growing more certain with each
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unadorned sentence that they have found a fellow traveler.
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The irony is, Net culture was unusually literate. The pioneers of
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the Net were hackers, people who routinely spend twelve to sixteen
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hours a day editing text, and whose favorite leisuretime activity
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is inhaling fantasy and science fictio novels by the palletload.
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These people are supposedly no strangers to words. Much has
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recently been made of the nascent revival of epistolary society
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that is supposedly growing up online. Such optimism is not
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entirely ill-founded, but innovations such as the smiley suggest
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that media-age writers may have a ways to go before they can
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compete with the average Civil War infantryman or Victorian
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diarist. The very ambiguity that when properly used gives words
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much of their expressive power is viewed by many Net denizens as a
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glaring but ineradicable flaw in an otherwise promising system.
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And this might be that which the hard-core users are rebelling
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against, in that they are used to precision in their way of
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communicating with things, either people or machines. Thus, in
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hacker argot, the emoticon is a 'kludge', a hasty and inelegant
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patch on a problem that's too difficult to solve just now.
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Unfortunately, people that program on the bare metal are somewhat
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on the rare side on Internet, so that explanation doesn't wash for
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most users of the smiley.
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Nearly all academic computers are on the Internet, so access is
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open to anyone having an account on such a machine, which is to
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say, any student who bothers. The Internet is, therefore, still
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very much a college town, and shares much the same ambience as
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Cambridge, Iowa City, or Berkely; a dysfunctional blend of
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liquored-up freshmen and dippy but earnest deconstructionists.
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The fact that these users should, for the most part, be the most
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literate could be an interesting indictment of the culture, but I
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am not prepared to discuss the disintegration of American higher
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education.
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The politically correct atmosphere may help to explain the
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generally frosty stance toward humor exhibited on USENET, where
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people either use it badly--at the level of toilet stall graffiti-
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-or categorically reject it: USENET is the kind of place where
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people can seriously (without smileys) discuss the proposition
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that humor is an intrinsically aggressive, nonconsensual act. In
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such an atmosphere, the very ability of the smiley to destroy a
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joke must be comforting. The addition of a smily can somehow turn
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even the sharpest bon mot into a clanking jape straight out of
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"Reader's Digest"; it is the written equivalent of the rimshot in
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a sad Borsch Belt routine.
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Some hope is to be found beyond USENET, in relatively literate
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lands such as the WELL, where it costs money to get in; the
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entry fee cuts down on the number of feckless grad students
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wanting to air their sexual peculiarities and leads to an air that
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is at once more diverse and more serious. On the WELL, I have
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actually seen smileys used in a way that made me laugh out loud,
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usually in an ironic sense that would confuse or irritate any
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dyed-in-the-wool smiley-slinger.
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It would be comforting to think that the smily will be eradicated
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from online culture, just as the genuine smily face has for the
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most part been vacuumed from popular culture. I am not
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optimistic, though. Most people, I suspect, go on the Net because
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its the only ticket to cyberspace. As today's ASCII-based
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hardware is replaced with broadband switched networks and
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telecomputers, many users may desert what they see as the limited
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capabilities of prose for the supposedly more expressive medium of
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video. If so, they may be in for a shock. As many a political
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candidate has discovered the hard way, the ability to emote on-
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camera is for most people no more natural than writing smily-free
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prose.
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A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE
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by Bernie D. Starchaser
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Hello again, everyone! As this begins to look as though
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it may become a habit with me, I have decided that I ought to
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preface each column with a disclaimer. Therefore:
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WARNING! This column contains material not suitable for the
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closed-minded, shallow, weak-principled, or for socialists
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or die-hard liberals. Read at your own risk!
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Also note: The opinions expressed by the author are his own,
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and may not neccessarily reflect the views of the editors.
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(How's that, Scott?)
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That said, here goes...
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I believe I wound up last month with an application of a
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scenario intended to demonstrate the potential damage of the
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|
new tax increase to small businesses, jobs, and the economy
|
|
in general. I wish to finish that by reminding everyone that
|
|
the Liberal Agenda is far from complete. I guarantee there
|
|
will be more to come! Now, I want to bring my thoughts a
|
|
little closer to home.
|
|
In August, the Alabama Legislature was called into a
|
|
special session on Campaign Ethics and Finance Reform. I
|
|
have a lot to say about this issue. Indeed, it is my belief
|
|
that it is this issue which will have to be the catalyst for
|
|
any sort of improvement in government in general.
|
|
I wish to begin by expressing my profound disgust for
|
|
the results of the special session. They go in there and
|
|
spend however long it took them and what do they give us? At
|
|
best, a watered-down version of what we already had!!! WAKE
|
|
UP, GUYS! I am tempted to mail each Legislator a copy of the
|
|
page in Webster's which contains the definition of the word
|
|
REFORM. It most certainly does NOT mean "make it easier to
|
|
cheat."
|
|
Here, for your viewing pleasure, are MY proposals for
|
|
Campaign Ethics and Finance Reform. First, Finance. Here
|
|
are the rules I would impose, in no particular order:
|
|
1. Only private citizens may make political
|
|
contributions. Corporations, non-profit organizations,
|
|
political action committees, labor unions, etc. may NOT make
|
|
political contributions, although their individual members
|
|
certainly may.
|
|
2. The maximum allowable political contribution which
|
|
may be made by any one person to any one candidate in any one
|
|
campaign is $50.00. No exceptions.
|
|
3. Candidates must maintain a list of all political
|
|
contributors. This need not be a matter of public record.
|
|
4. In the event that there are unused funds remaining
|
|
after a campaign is completed, the candidate must offer to
|
|
divide these remaining funds among all contributors, provided
|
|
such a division would not result in shares less than $1.00,
|
|
and except in the case of a contributor indicating in writing
|
|
at the time the contribution is made that he or she does not
|
|
wish to receive a refund. In the case of the exception, the
|
|
candidate may convert those funds to his personal use.
|
|
|
|
Next, campaign ethics. My proposals all center around a
|
|
single assumption: A person running for political office is
|
|
no different than a person applying for a job. Thus, these
|
|
rules would be applied:
|
|
1. It is absolutely prohibited to even MENTION YOUR
|
|
OPPONENTS NAME in any speech or political advertisement.
|
|
2. The only media available for political advertising
|
|
are:
|
|
A. Newspapers
|
|
B. Mass Mailing
|
|
C. Handouts
|
|
TV & Radio may not be used.
|
|
3. All candidates are required, in addition to any other
|
|
advertising, to mail or publish in a newspaper a brief
|
|
listing consisting of educational history, military service
|
|
(if any), prior offices or employment held, and any other
|
|
information which would demonstrate the candidates
|
|
qualifications for the job/office in question.
|
|
|
|
These ideas are all geared toward removing several
|
|
aspects of the campaign process which are, in my opinion,
|
|
quite negative. These are:
|
|
1. Campaigns as they are resemble beauty pageants more
|
|
than they do job interviews.
|
|
2. With Radio and TV advertising, candidates are no
|
|
longer required to meet large numbers of their constituents
|
|
personally, thereby distancing the candidate from those he is
|
|
to serve.
|
|
3. The candidate with the most money usually wins.
|
|
|
|
Next Month: Reinventing Government (My Version)
|
|
|
|
As always, your comments, criticisms, questions, and
|
|
rebuttals are welcome, and may be directed to me at:
|
|
Bernie Starchaser on The Crunchy Frog BBS, Argument Conf.
|
|
Internet: chris.phillips@the-matrix.com
|
|
GEnie: C.PHILLIPS1
|
|
Compuserve: 72633,1640
|
|
|
|
Until Next Month...BE INFORMED, BE INVOLVED, BE PART OF THE
|
|
SOLUTION AND NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM.
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|
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|
|
ProFile
|
|
by The Bishop
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|
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-----------
|
|
The ProFile is a light-hearted attempt at allowing the BBS community
|
|
to get to know the selected user or sysop better. The harassees...er...
|
|
candidates for the ProFile are selected purely by random(or maybe not -
|
|
read up on 'chaos'). If anyone has any suggestions for questions to be
|
|
included in the ProFile or for users to be harassed by the ProFile, then
|
|
feel free to E-Mail them to me(The Bishop on Crunchy Frog, or Aaron Dees
|
|
on most other boards in town)...
|
|
-----------
|
|
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|
|
|
PRO FILE: Scott Kelley, author of several small programming utilites
|
|
and YAMR.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Age: 22, or thereabouts. It depends on when you read this.
|
|
|
|
Birthplace: Your typical boring hospital room, in Mobile, AL.
|
|
|
|
Occupation: Grad. Student / Computer Consultant / Programmer / Network
|
|
Installer
|
|
|
|
My hobbies include: Sleeping, eating -- no, those aren't hobbies. Hmm.
|
|
Can I include programming here, too? Doesn't
|
|
matter, I'll include it here anyway. I like writing
|
|
programs which never get released. :) Not to mention
|
|
playing pinball. I also like roller coasters. One
|
|
summer, I'm going to go to all of the classic roller
|
|
coasters in the US.
|
|
|
|
Years telecomputing: Close to 5 years.
|
|
|
|
Sysop, past/present/future of: Not a sysop, never a sysop. Perhaps, one
|
|
day, I will open a hobby shop system,
|
|
with a SLIP connection to the Internet, a
|
|
UseNet interface, a MUD client, and make
|
|
it private use only. It just depends.
|
|
|
|
My oddest habit is: Writing alpha-test programs that never make it to
|
|
beta.
|
|
|
|
My greatest unfulfilled ambition is: To be a sucessful software writer,
|
|
with several large packages on the
|
|
market. Or just moderately
|
|
successful, living comfortably.
|
|
However, I'll probably end up poor
|
|
and discontent, like the rest of
|
|
the masses. And that's being
|
|
optimistic. :)
|
|
|
|
The single accomplishment of
|
|
which I am most proud is: Graduating from college. And getting into
|
|
the Master's degree program at UAB.
|
|
|
|
My favorite performers are: Martin Kolbe, Ralf Illenberger, Michael
|
|
Hedges
|
|
|
|
The last good movie I saw was: I don't watch many movies; however, I
|
|
recently went to the opening of _Jurassic
|
|
Park_. Great movie, but don't sit too
|
|
close to the speakers.
|
|
|
|
The last good book I read was: I've read several books, but none were
|
|
great. Terry Brooks is now a hack writer,
|
|
so I stick to old SF. Jet Thomas had
|
|
several good SF books I read, of which
|
|
all the titles escape me.
|
|
|
|
If they were making a movie of my life,
|
|
I'd like to see my part played by: So, who does dry wit well? One
|
|
of the Monty Python brothers,
|
|
because my life should have been
|
|
a comedy.
|
|
|
|
My pet peeves are: Wot's a pet peeve? Ah. People who act like complete
|
|
fools, just to get the attention. Microsoft
|
|
software. Buggy programs. Unstable system
|
|
configurations. Crashed hard drives, mine
|
|
especially. Flaky motherboards. I'll stop.
|
|
|
|
When nobody's looking, I like to: Do the exact same thing I would do
|
|
when they were looking, but pretend
|
|
I'm doing something horrible.
|
|
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
An Embryo of Light II
|
|
|
|
The woman crouched protectively over her cubs, her lips curling
|
|
slightly back to reveal her sharpened teeth. Still, the
|
|
mudskippers approached, intent on their feast to the great
|
|
goddess of the river who ever so generously afforded them the mud
|
|
which allowed the to beat out their pathetic existence. They
|
|
must sacrifice the biped invader's children to appease her so
|
|
that she would not flood them out with one great condescending
|
|
monsoon. The human woman was attempting to slowly back away, but
|
|
the mudskippers were confident of their territory, and knew that
|
|
she could not successfully flee in that direction, or any other,
|
|
for the land wanted flood no more than they, and would prevent
|
|
their escape. The offspring made several pitiable cries and
|
|
fought one another viciously for the position closet to their
|
|
shared mother. Just as their capture and subsequent sacrifice
|
|
seemed imminent, the mother in one great galup swallowed her
|
|
entire litter. The mudskippers paused in confusion, allowing her
|
|
just enough time to knaw off all of her extremities, including
|
|
her own head. The mudskippers, sensing defeat, began to flee to
|
|
escape the ensuing monsoons but found themselves hopelessly
|
|
entangled in vindictive vegetation. The woman's torso began to
|
|
squeem and pulse upon the muddy bank. In one frantic heave, the
|
|
stomach burst open to reveal the children, who had been saved
|
|
from their mother's digestive acids by a mucus membrane that she
|
|
had managed to encase them in in their way down her esophagus.
|
|
The children broke out of their shells by using egghorns that
|
|
their bodies, thanks to a rarely witnessed instinct (the same one
|
|
that had served their mother) that had formed egghorns upon their
|
|
noses. Just as the offspring began to crawl about, still in
|
|
great peril of the up coming floods, the torso once again began
|
|
to heave. After several minute of carrying on in this fashion,
|
|
the torso at last managed to give birth to the mother, who had
|
|
already begun to form a new torso while in gestation. Feeding on
|
|
her own afterbirth, the woman was once again whole and filled
|
|
with just enough energy to make a raft out of the remained of her
|
|
former shell, and to place herself and the children in it and
|
|
push them off into the river. Her energy, and thusly her life,
|
|
soon expired and she died content in knowing that she would
|
|
afford she children a food supply. And so she did. For many
|
|
days down the river, the unwise children feasted, throwing her
|
|
bones to the fish. The children once again faced starvation as
|
|
the had hurriedly diminished their nourishment supply. As they
|
|
lay listlessly starving, one of them caught the aroma of their
|
|
mother's skin and began knawing frantically on the sides of the
|
|
raft. Within minutes of their newfound feast, the hull was
|
|
punctured, and the unwise children slowly drowned, save for one
|
|
who was found by a kind hearted family of aardvarks as they were
|
|
drinking in the jungle's waters and continued to raise him to
|
|
maturity. The boy, forever confused as to his origins, finally
|
|
traveled up the river as an adult. Finding nothing but a lake,
|
|
he grabbed a bird's nest making himself a crown out of it, and
|
|
grabbed a hollowed vine, and fashioned himself a wife out of it,
|
|
and proclaimed himself king of the lake and mastrobated for weeks
|
|
to come until he died of dehydration in the same style of the
|
|
shoemaker's children running barefoot.
|
|
|
|
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
SIG's (Special Interest Groups), Computer Related
|
|
-------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
BIPUG Alabama UniForum
|
|
Birmingham IBM-PC Users Group Homewood Public Library
|
|
UAB Nutrition Science Blg 1st Tuesday
|
|
RM 535/541 Shawn Cleary 870-6130
|
|
1st Sunday (delayed one week
|
|
if meeting is a holiday)
|
|
Marty Schulman 967-5883
|
|
|
|
Birmingham Apple Core
|
|
Informal breakfast meeting every Saturday, 9am - 11am
|
|
@ Kopper Kettle, lower level Brookwood Village Mall
|
|
Formal meeting held second Saturday of each month, location
|
|
variable (to be announced at breakfast meetings and in the
|
|
user group's newsletter "The PEEL".)
|
|
President: Sam Johnston - 322-5379
|
|
Vice-Prez: Marie Prater - 822-8135
|
|
|
|
The SIG listing is being re-verified. If you know of an active
|
|
Computer Related user's group, please let me know.
|
|
|
|
I can be reached via Internet email at
|
|
eric.hunt@the-matrix.com or drop me a note directly on the
|
|
MATRIX.
|
|
|
|
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|
|
|
|
Known BBS Numbers For The Birmingham Area
|
|
|
|
Sysops, PLEASE check your listing to make sure everything is correct,
|
|
especially the networks. Corrections should be mailed on the Matrix to
|
|
James Minton or in a Sysop Comment on Outer Limits.
|
|
|
|
*IMPORTANT* Starting this month a new BBS must be up and running for 60
|
|
days before being included in the list. I'll still take the information
|
|
and verify the board as usual.
|
|
|
|
Also, if anyone has any information about networks listed at the bottom
|
|
with "uncertain at press time", let me know.
|
|
|
|
|
|
NAME NUMBER BAUD RATES MODEM BBS SOFTWARE
|
|
SUPPORTED TYPE
|
|
|
|
ADAnet One (Nodes 1-3) 250-0013 1200-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, fi, ad]
|
|
ADAnet One (Node 4) 254-6050 2400-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, fi, ad]
|
|
Alcatraz BBS 608-0880 300-9600 VBBS 6.0
|
|
[he, vi]
|
|
Alter-Ego BBS 925-5099 1200-9600 USR HST PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, mn]
|
|
Baudville (Node 1) 980-1089 300-2400 Major BBS 6.10
|
|
[none]
|
|
Baudville (Node 2) 991-2095 300-14400 Major BBS 6.10
|
|
[none]
|
|
Baudville (Node 3) 991-9144 300-2400 Major BBS 6.10
|
|
[none]
|
|
Baudville (Node 4) 995-0013 300-2400 Major BBS 6.10
|
|
[none]
|
|
Bus System 987-5419 300-2400 PCBoard 14.2
|
|
[none]
|
|
Byte Me! 979-BYTE! 2400-14400 USR HST WWIV 4.12
|
|
[ez, th, al]
|
|
Castle, The 841-7618 300-2400 Image 1.2
|
|
[none]
|
|
Channel 8250 (Node 1) 744-8546 300-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, un]
|
|
Channel 8250 (Node 2) 744-5166 300-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, un]
|
|
Cherry Tree 681-1710 1200-14400 TriBBS 4.01
|
|
[none]
|
|
Christian Apologetic 808-0763 1200-14400 V.32bis Wildcat! 3.55
|
|
[ez, wi, bc, ru]
|
|
Crocodile Country BBS 477-6283 1200-16800 USR DS Searchlight 3.0 *RIP*
|
|
[sl]
|
|
Crunchy Frog (Node 1) 823-3957 300-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, mn, lu, ll]
|
|
Crunchy Frog (Node 2) 823-3958 300-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, mn, lu, ll]
|
|
Crystal Village 856-3749 1200-2400 ???
|
|
[none]
|
|
Den, The 933-8744 300-9600 USR HST ProLogon/ProDoor
|
|
[ez, mn, il]
|
|
Digital Publishing 854-1660 300-9600 V.32 Wildcat! 3.01
|
|
[pl]
|
|
Electro-BBS 491-8402 300-14400 V.32/42 ??
|
|
[fi]
|
|
Family Smorgas-Board 744-0943 300-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, fi, mj, bc, fa, ic, cf, cd, np, ag, ve, ad]
|
|
Final Frontier 838-5634 300-14400 VBBS 6.10
|
|
[al, he, re, fn]
|
|
Flip Side, The 798-3961 300-2400 Renegade 8.27
|
|
[none]
|
|
Genesis Online(Nodes 1-6) 620-4150 300-14400 V.32bis Major BBS 6.11
|
|
[mr]
|
|
Guardian, The 425-1951 1200-14400 V.42bis VBBS 6.0
|
|
[vi]
|
|
Hardeman's BBS 640-6436 1200-14400 Wildcat! 3.51
|
|
[wi, di, bc]
|
|
Hardware Hotline 631-6629 300-14400 V.32/42 PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[mn, fi, ca]
|
|
Homewood's Hell Hole 987-7823 2400-14440 V.32bis VBBS 5.6
|
|
[he]
|
|
The Holodeck BBS 663-7229 1200-9600 V.32 TriBBS 4.02
|
|
[cc]
|
|
Intruder Enterprizes 969-0870 300-9600 V.32 VBBS 5.6
|
|
[vi, al]
|
|
Joker's Castle 664-5589 300-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, mn, un]
|
|
KickAxis BBS 733-0253 1200-14400 USR DS VBBS 6.0
|
|
[he]
|
|
Lions Den 969-5733 300-14400 USR DS Wildcat! 3.60
|
|
[none]
|
|
Lumby's Palace 520-0041 300-14400 VBBS 6.0
|
|
[he]
|
|
Magic City 664-9883 300-14400 USR DS Wildcat! 3.55
|
|
[cc, di, tr, wi]
|
|
Magnolia BBS 854-6407 300-14400 USR HST PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, mn]
|
|
MATRIX, The (Nodes 1-14) 323-2016 300-2400 PCBoard 15.0 *RIP*
|
|
[ez, mn, th, il, in, al, sh, sc, gl, ic, ri, fr]
|
|
MATRIX, The (Nodes 20-23) 323-6016 9600-14400 USR DS PCBoard 15.0 *RIP*
|
|
[ez, mn, th, il, in, al, sh, sc, gl, ic, ri, fr]
|
|
MATRIX, The (Node 25-26) 458-3449 9600-14400 V.32bis PCBoard 15.0 *RIP*
|
|
[ez, mn, th, il, in, al, sh, sc, gl, ic, ri, fr]
|
|
MetaBoard 854-4814 300-14400 USR DS Opus CBCS 1.73
|
|
[fi, ad]
|
|
MetroMac BBS (Node 1) 323-6306 1200-14400 V.32bis TeleFinder 3.1
|
|
[none]
|
|
MetroMac BBS (Node 2) 252-0582 1200-14400 V.32bis TeleFinder 3.1
|
|
[none]
|
|
Milliways BBS (Node 1) 956-3177 1200-2400 Major BBS 6.11 *RIP*
|
|
[none]
|
|
Milliways BBS(Nodes 2-6)956-2731 1200-2400 Major BBS 6.11 *RIP*
|
|
[none]
|
|
Missing Link 853-1257 300-16800 USR DS C-Net Amiga 2.63
|
|
[cl, cn]
|
|
Neon Moon 477-5894 300-14400 TriBBS 4.0
|
|
[dx]
|
|
Optical Illusion 995-9145 1200-14400 V.32bis VBBS 6.0
|
|
[al]
|
|
Outer Limits (Node 1) 426-5611 1200-16800 ZyXEL Wildcat! 3.90 *RIP*
|
|
[fi, do, ec, er, pn]
|
|
Outer Limits (Node 2) 425-5871 1200-16800 ZyXEL Wildcat! 3.90 *RIP*
|
|
[fi, do, ec, er, pn]
|
|
Outer Limits (Node 3) 426-2939 1200-16800 ZyXEL Wildcat! 3.90 *RIP*
|
|
[fi, do, ec, er, pn]
|
|
Owlabama BBS 856-2521 1200-14400 GTPower 17.06
|
|
[gt, ez, mn, cc, tr, sc, ab]
|
|
Owl's Nest 680-0851 300-14400 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[ez, mn]
|
|
Party Line 856-1336 300-14000 V.32bis TriBBS 4.0
|
|
[cc, tr, di]
|
|
Penny Arcade 699-4625 300-2400 Running Force! 3.75
|
|
[none]
|
|
Playground 681-5070 2400-14000 V.32 TriBBS 4.0
|
|
[tr, di, cc, ez, al, fr]
|
|
Posys BBS 854-5131 300-9600 V.32 PCBoard
|
|
[none]
|
|
Programmer's Shack 988-4695 1200-9600 HST DS Renegade
|
|
[ae, di, ws, fi, it]
|
|
Quiet Zone 833-2066 300-2400 ExpressNet
|
|
[none]
|
|
Razor's Edge 995-0412 1200-2400 VBBS 5.6
|
|
[he, al]
|
|
Safe Harbor (Node 1) 665-4332 300-2400 GTPower 17.06
|
|
[gt, ez, mn, il]
|
|
Safe Harbor (Node 2) 665-4355 300-14400 USR DS GTPower 17.06
|
|
[gt, ez, mn, il]
|
|
Sam's Domain 956-2757 1200-14400 VBBS 6.0
|
|
[da, he]
|
|
Safety BBS 581-2866 300-2400 RBBS-PC 17.4
|
|
[none]
|
|
Southern Stallion 322-3816 300-16800 ZyXEL PCBoard 15.0
|
|
[an, ez, lu, pr, th]
|
|
Sperry BBS 853-6144 300-2400 V.32/42b PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[none]
|
|
ST BBS 836-9311 300-2400 PCBoard 14.2
|
|
[ez]
|
|
StarBase 12 647-7184 300-2400 TriBBS 4.0
|
|
[ez, mn, cc]
|
|
The Light 979-0368 300-14400 V.32bis PCBoard 15.0
|
|
[ch, nl]
|
|
Thy Master's Dungeon 940-2116 300-57600 V.32/42b PCBoard 14.5
|
|
[fr]
|
|
Torch Song 328-1517 300-9600 V.32 Wildcat 3.6
|
|
[pr, se, st, do]
|
|
Weekends BBS 841-8583 2400-16800 USR DS Wildcat! 3.9
|
|
[ca]
|
|
Willie's DYM (Node 1) 664-9902 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
|
[or]
|
|
Willie's DYM (Node 2) 664-9903 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
|
[or]
|
|
Willie's DYM (Node 3) 664-9895 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
|
[or]
|
|
Willie's DYM (Node 4) 664-9896 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
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[or]
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Ziggy Unix BBS 991-5696 300-1200 UNaXess
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[none]
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*RIP* = BBS Software is RIP Graphics capable. You must be using a RIP
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compatible term software to view them. RIPTerm or QmodemPro v1.50 are
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the only two I know of that support it at this time. RIPTerm is shareware
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and can be downloaded from most BBS's. QmodemPro is a commercial product.
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The two-letter abbreviations you see on the line below the names of
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many of the bbs' in the list signify that they are members of one or
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more networks that exchange or echo mail to each other in some organized
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fashion.
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ad = ADAnet, an international network dedicated to the handicapped
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ae = ANet, uncertain at press time
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ag = AgapeNet, a national Christian network, multi-topic
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al = AlaNet, a local network, multi-topic
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an = AnnexNet, an international network, multi-topic
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at = AdultNet, a national network, adult-oriented
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bc = BCBNet, a local network, religion-oriented
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bh = BhamTalk, a local network, multi-topic
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ca = CafeNet, a local network, restaurant/dining, recipes, etc.
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cc = City2City, a national network, multi-topic
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cd = CDN, a national Christian network for file distribution
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cf = CFN, a national Christian network, multi-topic
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ch = ChristNet, a national Christian network
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cl = CLink, uncertain at press time
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cn = CNet, multi-topic
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cy = Cybernet, uncertain at press time
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da = DateNet, uncertain at press time
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de = DevNet, an international network for programmers and developers
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di = Dixie Net, a regional network, multi-topic geared toward the south
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eastern United States
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do = DoorNet, a national network for the distribution of BBS doors
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ec = EchoNet, an international network, multi-topic
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er = ErosNet, an international network, adult oriented, files & messages
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ez = EzNet, a local IBM compatible network
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fa = FamilyNet, an international network, multi-topic
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fi = FidoNet, an international network, multi-topic
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fn = FrontierNet, uncertain at press time
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fr = FredNet, a regional network, political discussion
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ga = GameNet, a local network, uncertain at press time
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gl = GlobalLink, an international network, multi-topic
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gt = GTNet, an international network, multi-topic
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he = HellNet, a local network, multi-topic
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ic = ICDM, an international Christian network, multi-topic
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ie = Intelec, a national network, multi-topic
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il = ILink, an international network, multi-topic
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in = InterNet, an international network, linking businesses,
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universities, and bbs', multi-topic
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it = ITCNet, uncertain at press time
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ll = LlamaNet, a national network, freeform correspondence
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lo = LocalNet, uncertain at press time
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lu = LuciferNet, an international network, adult oriented
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ma = MAXnet, a local network, connecting WWIV and VBBS systems
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mj = MJCN, an international network for Messianic Jews
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mn = Metronet, an international network which echoes RIME, multi-topic
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mr = MajorNet, an international network, multi-topic
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nl = NewLife, uncertain at press time
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np = NPN, a national network for new parents
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or = OraNet, a national E-mail network
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pl = PlanoNet, a national network, multi-topic
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pn = PoliceNet, an international network, law-enforcement only
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pr = PrideNet, a local homosexually oriented network
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rf = RF Net, a national network for ham radio users and hobbyists
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ri = RIME, an international network, multi-topic
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rb = RoboLink, a national network, multi-topic
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re = RealityNet, uncertain at press time
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rp = RPGnet, a local network for role-playing games
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rs = RoseNet, a national network, technically oriented
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ru = RushNet, a national network for Rush Limbaugh fans
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sc = Science Factor Net, a national network, science and technology
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oriented
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se = SEC, a regional network, homosexually oriented geared toward the
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southeastern United States
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sh = Shades N Shadows Net, a national network for role-playing games
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sl = SearchlightNet, a national network, multi-topic
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sm = SmartNet, a national network, multi-topic
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sn = ShadowNet, a national network for role-playing games
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st = StudsNet, a national network, homosexually oriented
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te = TECHnet, a local network, hardware and utility oriented
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th = ThrobNet, an international network, adult oriented
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tr = TTN, a national network, multi-topic
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un = U'NI-Net, an international network, multi-topic
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ve = VETLink, a national network for military veterans
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vi = VirtualNet, an international network, multi-topic
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wi = WildNet, a national network, multi-topic
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ws = WishNet, uncertain at press time
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ww = WWIV-Net, an international network, multi-topic
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The following boards were unable to be verified and were dropped from
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the list:
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Asgard The Bone Yard Boy's Room
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Lemon Grove Nirvana Venus BBS
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