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Damned Fucking Shit
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Edited by Access Denied
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Issue #12
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Title: The Light Bulb Bomb
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Date: 10/31/93
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By: Hammer
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The Light Bulb Bomb
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Has a neighbor ever pissed you off, told your parents about something you
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did to them or catch you doing something and report it to your parents???
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Well here is a real simple way to fuck them over with brilliant light and
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a little heat. In case you haven't noticed this is all leading up to making
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a cool light bulb bomb, which although little, can cause great damage.
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Now on to the goodies... Ok, get yourself a light bulb (Wattage does not
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matter), a syringe, and some gasoline. Not many materials to make a nifty
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little gadget like this. First you fill the syringe with the gasoline, and
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carefuly pick up the light bulb. Now you poke the syringe through the little
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hole in the bottom of the light bulb (Don't push to hard or you will be making
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a phone call to 911 for slit wrists) and empty the syringe, which should be
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full of gasoline, in the light bulb. Now you have a light bulb full of
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gasoline.
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Diagram:
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| \ / | <-----Light Bulb
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Now for the fun part!!! You find yourself a real asshole for a neighbor and
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plot his nice surpise. You have a number of choices now: If you (Or your
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parents) are house-sitting for the assholes, well then grab the keys and
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place one of these puppies in every one of their light sockets (This will
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ensure that you get them 1 time or another). A word to the wise, and whoever
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may be reading this; Make sure the light switch is off while you're screwing
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the light bulb in the socket, because if you don't the neighbors might find
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you dead on their kitchen floor with little tiny glass pieces in your burnt
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neck. When they come home make sure you wait to give them their keys, you
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don't want to be too close too the explosion. If you wanna find out what
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happens, try it for yourself. You could also just put these in their porch
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lights or something, but inside the house produces a greater effect and lots
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more damage. Well enough rambling on, if ya got balls do it... If not,
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well.....
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Later,
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Hammer <Not the TOOL!!! :)>
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