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(ASCii By AD!)
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Damned Fucking Shit
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Editor: Access Denied
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Issue #41
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Title: Dementia Praecox's Sig.
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Date: 9/15/94
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By: Dementia Praecox
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Dementia Praecox's Sig.
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.He who speaks freely with the goats roaming freely on the
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planes of our existence, while the wildflowers sway steadily in the
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breeze, and the insects dance, and the Aunt Jamima company pours gallons
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more of the precious rescources contained on this planet down the
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throats of its latest victims, and more and more of the macaroni and
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cheese we need here is seent to support the Kurds enduring a separate
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plight, and the gnomes that live in the walls keep building and building
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on what is not there to build upon, and more and more books are written
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in tribute to that guy that is the symbol for the Quaker company, and
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Wilford rambles on and on, and Campbells soup is finally finding its way
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down the Mighty Mississippi, to where the elk will stomp around in their
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joyful bliss, so unaware of the threat posed to them by the nuns living
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in the lakes around them, and more and more pigeons are named "Elmer",
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while more and more people are named "Sparkle", and small pagan gods sit
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alone with their cults, biding their time, and the bread gets dirtier,
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and the great ogre sleeps the years away, just as he has for many
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millenium, in a small crate on the ocean floor, and more and more words
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that don't belong find their ways into dictionaries, such "Beat'ùeled",
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and "Org'ùaùfunk", and the children cry for they do not quite realize
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what has happened to the old days, when a man could beat you over the
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head with a gigantic mushroom, call you "Oblong", and then, when he
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finally did get thrown in prison, he would whine about why the dog was
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so wet, when all they had done was a little softshoe, and spiders grow
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another leg, only this one is for some reason made out of Swiss cheese,
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and becomes gangrenous and falls off every six days, and the "Eggo"
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company changes its name see "Day-glow", and starts making pancakes
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instead of waffles, and the horde of ants comes, carries off your
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grapes, eats your cottage cheese, and all you get in return is a handful
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of dung and a kiss on the cheek, and it finally becomes known that
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carpet is actually made people that have been given the death penalty in
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a court of law, and the marshmallows of your past come to life in
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frightening detail, descrbing the year of your life that you spent in
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Hong Kong, under the assumed name of "Moe" and you sold contraband
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poultry to the revolutionaires their, and the wheel of time keeps going
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on and on along the path of evolution.
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(aka dp)
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Find DFS On These Fine Systems
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| Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ |
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS |
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