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D a m n e d F u c k i n g S h i t
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- Presents -
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Issue #60
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Date: 5/30/96
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Title: DFS Index #2
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Author: Access Denied
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DFS Index #2
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Yeah, so DFS is finally publishing again. I'm sure everyone was afraid this
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would happen again. But I don't really fucking care. If you really care
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about why I didn't publish, it's because I was wasting my time in a place
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called college. That and the fact that no one ever submits. So fuck all you
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bitches! So here's some more shit to look at. Hey, maybe I'll even publish
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again this summer?!?! Wow, that would be so fucking k-RAD!$#@*&()))))@#&*()
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Oh, and an appology. Way long ago, when DFS #53 was released, the author's
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name was misspelled Vald. It should be Vlad. Sorry d00d!#@@#%#
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If for some reason you want to get in touch with me, I can be reached at
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adenied@execpc.com. *AND* DFS has a home page!#@*& Oh glory! It's URL is
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http://www.execpc.com/~adenied. You'll probably be able to find all sorts of
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wacky cool shit there or something. If I ever actually get around to setting
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up links and shit. And since it's my mag, I get to plug my big ass fucking
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BBS all over the place!#@%@#^ It's a BIG FILE ARCHIVE for all you LEECHES!
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The number's at the end of the file. Over 10,000 files!&#@^@#& Big fucking
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wh00p.
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Title Author
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0. Intro To DFS Access Denied
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1. Ed Part 1 Access Denied
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2. Some Poems 1 Access Denied
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3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline Access Denied
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4. Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00d's And Other Stuff Access Denied
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5. On iCE Part One Dementia Praecox
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6. CyberSpace And The Freak Scene BBS Dr. Techno
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7. 414 Area Code Split Access Denied
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8. My Cordless Fone Access Denied
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9. Ode To Cream Of Wheat Blurr
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10. Taking Advantage Of Phonton Waves The Butcher
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11. Computer Expert Accused Of Damaging Firm's Records Access Denied
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12. The Light Bulb Bomb Hammer
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13. MeadNet Dial-Ups Access Denied
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14. Death Of A BBSer Access Denied
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15. AT&T Access Numbers Wonko The Sane*
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16. How To Be Polite Access Denied
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17. 50 Things To Do With Those Nasty Holiday Leftovers Blurr
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18. A Chat On Blurred Vision Anonymous
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19. Gothic #1 Nosferatu
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20. How To Get Free Computer Software Ningauble
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21. A Few Theories Wonko The Sane
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22. DFS #18 Revisited Nosferatu
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23. Hi, I Hate Access Denied Terra Incognito
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24. Some Poems 2 Access Denied
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25. Ed Part 2 Access Denied
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26. The Return Of DFS Access Denied
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27. On iCE Two - The Return Dementia Praecox
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28. The 2600 Meeting Access Denied
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29. 608 Exchanges Local To Madison, WI Access Denied
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30. A Chat With Sandman Of 414 Access Denied
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31. Enigma Lyrics Access Denied
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32. Short Stories To Enjoy Access Denied
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33. The Game Access Denied
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34. DFS Index #1 Access Denied
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35. A Chat With Myself Dementia Praecox
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36. Sopwith!!!!! Access Denied
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37. Cryhelp!!!!! Access Denied
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38. Radio Data Jeeb
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39. The Adventures of Power Wedge Man Ares
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40. 101 Uses For a Shi-Tsu Ares
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41. Dementia Praecox's Sig. Dementia Praecox
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42. Lamers Anonymous Bloodmoney
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43. On Nonsense Access Denied
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44. Dr. Techno's Poetry #1 Dr. Techno
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45. De Declarashun o' Independence Dr. Techno
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46. Untitled Vlad The Impaler
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47. Defeating Windows and The Evil Sysops Dr. Techno
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48. Ruminations and Tangents Wyvern
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49. The Hunt Dementia Praecox
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50. De-Ice Vlad The Impaler
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51. Concordant Opposition's Rumors Callers Of CO
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52. An Interesting Conversation Anonymous
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53. The Ritual Vlad The Impaler
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54. Scarred Dementia Praecox
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55. Fuck Nate York Access Denied
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56. Acme Dementia Praecox
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57. The Adventures of Spudboy Cerebral Neurosis
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58. The Plan Dementia Praecox
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59. Wisconsin Central Offices Access Denied
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60. DFS Index #2 Access Denied
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* This was published under Wonko's name but he didn't write it. It should be
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Anonymous.
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Find DFS On These Fine Systems (When they're up...)
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| Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ |
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| Temporary Insanity +1.414.666.W00T DFS Affiliate HQ |
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| Arcane Asylum +1.414.PSY.CHOS DFS Thingy HQ |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS |
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| HTTP - http://www.execpc.com/~adenied
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| See, it's like this. I don't call out, so I don't know if any of my |
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| distros are still up. So they're all GONE! If you want to be a site |
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| mail Access Denied at adenied@execpc.com or call Paradise Lost. |
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| ASCII Art by Incarnate |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The password is: |
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| JINGLE JINGLE |
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