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Rev. Chris Korda will make another tour of Germany this summer, this
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time performing a set of live techno, including tracks from the new
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Church of Euthanasia EP "Sex Is Good." The four-song 12" EP will be
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released on June 5, by DJ Hell's "International Gigolo" label, which
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also released Korda's club classic "Save The Planet, Kill Yourself"
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last summer. The tour schedule so far is as follows:
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Berlin: Sunday, July 12 (the day after Love Parade), at club WMF.
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Munich: date to be announced, at club Ultraschall, Kunstpark Ost.
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Cologne: Saturday, August 15 (during the Popkom), indoors, exact
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location to be announced.
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For more up-to-date information about the tour, please contact
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Disko B/Gigolo booking:
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Disko B/Gigolo
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Lindwurmstr 71 RGB
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D-80337 Munich
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Germany
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voice: (011 49) 89 5438-231 or -232
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fax: (011 49) 89 5438-441
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email: booking@diskob.com
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web: www.diskob.com
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"Sex Is Good" will be distributed in the US by Dutch East. The
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release number will be "Gigolo 13."
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Have you been wondering what happened to the Church of Euthanasia?
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Here is the complete chronology of everything Church-related since
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1992, until now. We've been busy, busy, busy!
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THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA CHRONOLOGY
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??/??/92 The first CoE DADA event takes place in Harvard Square. The
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local skinheads are not amused.
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07/15/92 Rev. Korda manages to get on the floor of the Democratic
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Convention and sell hundreds of "Save the Planet--Kill Yourself"
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stickers to the assembled political junkies.
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04/15/93 Observed stickering a cruiser, Rev. Korda straps on knee
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pads and shows the Somerville police a good time.
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04/30/93 The CoE joins a local anti-vivisection march, and is finally
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persuaded to leave, but not before the "Kill Your Fetus Not Your Pet"
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sign makes its debut.
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09/01/93 Rev. Korda's "Demons in My Head" CD is released on Kevorkian
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Records.
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09/13/93 A 10'x10' "Save the Planet--Kill Yourself" banner is attached
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to a billboard on the Massachusetts Turnpike.
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03/25/94 The CoE is incorporated in the state of Delaware.
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04/29/94 Rev. Korda's "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself" EP is released
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on Kevorkian Records.
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06/01/94 Issue #1 of the CoE journal "Snuff It" is mailed.
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09/10/94 The CoE joins the first--and last--Boston Population
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Awareness Day rally on the Boston Common, with the "The Being" and a
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huge RU-486 tablet in tow. ZPG calls the cops, and the CoE is ejected.
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10/15/94 "Snuff It" #2 is mailed.
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10/20/94 Rev. Korda appears in the Safe Sex Fashion Show, wearing a
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mini-skirt and top crafted by Sister Catherine out of bubble-wrap.
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12/31/94 The CoE successfully infiltrates the official Boston "First
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Night" parade: props include a "meat stick" and the Ark of Materialism.
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??/??/95 Pastor Scott persuades Rev. Korda and company to get the CoE's
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"four pillars" tatooed on their shoulders.
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03/01/95 Volume I of the CoE E-sermons is mailed.
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05/20/95 The CoE rents a booth at the four-day National Stationary
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Show, held in Javits Center, NYC.
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07/19/95 A supermarket billboard featuring plastic-wrapped vegetables
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is modified to say "Wrapped in Plastic."
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08/22/95 The IRS awards the CoE 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status.
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09/23/95 The CoE takes a table at the Hemp Rally on the Boston Common.
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10/??/95 The first service is held in the new CoE chapel, painstakingly
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constructed in Sister Catherine's basement.
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12/01/95 The Suicide Assistance Hotline billboard goes up in
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Dorchester, but the hotline is blocked by the telephone company's
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lawyers.
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12/19/95 "Snuff It" #3 is mailed.
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02/17/96 Lydia Eccles leads Unabomber supporters at the New Hampshire
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Primary, while Vermin Supreme organizes a tour of the victory/defeat
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parties.
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03/01/96 Rev. Korda and others deploy a 25'x10' GOP Swastika banner
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at a Boston polling station on primary day. Rev. Korda claims to be a
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Buchanan supporter, and punches are thrown.
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07/04/96 Rev. Korda holds the CoE annual meeting at the National
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Rainbow Gathering in Missouri.
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07/27/96 The CoE takes a table at the Fetish Flea Market. After
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discovering that proceeds benefit the National Leather Association, Rev.
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Korda swears vengeance.
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08/01/96 A billboard featuring the quote "Man's mind, once stretched by
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a new idea, never regains its original dimensions" is modified
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sodomitically.
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08/26/96 Lydia Eccles takes Rev. Korda and America Hoffman on a
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Unapack field trip to the Chicago Democratic Convention. Rev. Korda
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visits CoE notables Deacon Kelly and $t @ndrew.
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08/30/96 Rev. Korda makes a pilgrimage to Gary, Indiana to pray in
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front of the steel mills and refineries, and is repeatedly harrassed by
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rent-a-cops.
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09/07/96 The CoE kicks off its pro-abortion activities with a
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visibility at Repro clinic. The German magazine Der Spiegel is there.
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09/14/96 Rev. Korda leads a head-on confrontation with hundreds of
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pro-lifers in front of Preterm Clinic, where the "Eat A Queer Fetus For
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Jesus" banner makes its first appearance.
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09/21/96 The CoE takes a table at the Hemp Rally again, and faces
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heckling from suburban thugs.
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10/15/96 The CoE and the Pedophile Priests for Life mingle with
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hard-core pro-life demonstrators in front of Gynecare Clinic. Props
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include a crucified inflatable sex doll and life-size drawings of naked
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boys.
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11/15/96 The Revolving Museum in South Boston hosts a show of
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"difficult art," including Unapack, the CoE, and Jay Critchley. The
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show is later vandalized by a disgusted tenant.
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02/20/97 Snuff It #4 is mailed.
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03/17/97 Rev. Korda flies to San Francisco to be taped for the PBS
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show "Internet Cafe," stays with soon-to-be Cardinal Paley, and makes a
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detour to San Jose to meet Satanic Outreach director Boboroshi.
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04/13/97 The CoE holds a ceremony on the Boston Common to honor the
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members of Heaven's Gate. Thirty-nine earthworms are released from
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individual containers, and grapes are crushed to symbolize castration.
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04/26/97 Hordes of baby-toting yuppies turn out for an "Earthfest"
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rock concert on the Esplanade, where they are taunted by a small but
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vocal CoE contingent holding a huge "Thank You For Not Breeding" banner.
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05/03/97 The CoE launches a surprise attack on a local sperm bank,
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deploying a 15-foot-tall bright pink penis. The bank refuses to release
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their sperm, and the CoE is forced to slaughter sperm on the front
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steps.
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05/11/97 One of those annoying milk-moustache billboards is
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re-captioned "Sperm."
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06/12/97 The CoE flies to Chicago to be taped for the Jerry Springer
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show. Highlights include fetus eating and an oral sex demonstration.
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06/27/97 A Christian billboard is modified to read "If you're looking
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for a sign from God, kill yourself."
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06/27/97 The "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself" EP is re-released by
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International Gigolo records in Germany.
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07/19/97 CoE members join clown Rich Mackin for a demonstration in
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front of the brand-new Niketown. Vermin gets himself arrested for
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trespassing.
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07/26/97 The CoE returns to the Fetish Flea Market with Vermin Supreme
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and a live goat. A necrophilia raffle is held, and the police eject the
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goat just before the lucky winner returns to slaughter and fuck it.
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08/11/97 A heavily sanitized Jerry Springer show is aired, under the
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title "I want to join a suicide cult." Pastor Kim's rant makes "Talk
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Soup."
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08/16/97 International Gigolo flies Rev. Korda to Colgone for
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Europe's largest music convention, "Popkom." Rev. Korda appears at club
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Apollo, and surprises everyone by playing electric guitar and singing.
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08/17/97 Rev. Korda addresses a group of German Dadaists at a cafe in
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Bochum.
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08/23/97 Rev. Korda's performance is repeated at the Gigolo's home
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base, club Ultraschall in Munich.
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09/13/97 Blindfold Cannibal Taste Tests are held in front of local
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supermarkets. Human meat is served, and CoE members are turned on a
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specially constructed rotisserie.
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09/16/97 Rev. Korda and Cardinal Paley appear at a Jerry Springer
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screening party in NYC.
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09/20/97 The CoE takes a table at the Hemp Rally for a third year.
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This time homophobic rowdies pelt the CoE with bottles, and a riot is
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narrowly avoided.
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10/05/97 The CoE attempts to join the annual Walk For Life around the
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Boston Common, and is rebuffed by an enraged Parks Commissioner, who is
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videotaped strangling a photographer with his camera strap. The Fetus
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Barbecue is held in exile on Boylston Street.
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10/18/97 The fun squad returns to Niketown for more consumer
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education.
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10/27/97 Pagan Kennedy invites Rev. Korda to speak at Borders Books.
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11/04/97 Pagan Kennedy invites Rev. Korda to speak again, at
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Booksmith.
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02/28/98 The "Vanishing Point" rave is held at the CoE chapel, and
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Rev. Korda debuts a live techno set.
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03/21/98 Rev. Korda returns to Munich to perform live techno at club
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Ultraschall.
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04/19/98 The CoE takes a table at Rich Mackin's Beantown Zine Fair,
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and Fetus Candles are sold for the first time.
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04/25/98 Outnumbered by sausage vendors at the 1998 Earthfest, CoE
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members parade through the crowd and offend nearly everyone before
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the police finally catch on.
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AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Rev. Chris Korda The Church of Euthanasia coe@netcom.com
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