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some things were meant to be funny...
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some weren't....
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but there is a in-between...
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well, we're not the in-between...
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but... we're ...
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FAHKING FONGU KIDDIEZ!@#%
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--------+ ,e«$$$$ý$$$$«e, - ,e«$$$$ý$$$$«e,
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$$$$$$$ $$S"""" $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ ------+
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$$$"$$$ ,e«$$$$ý,$$$"$$$ $ý""""'
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c,e«$$$$ý$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ ;$$$$$$$ $ $$$$$$$ $$$$«e,
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d$$$$$$$ $ "S$$$$$s $$$"$$$ `"S$$$$$s$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$
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$$$"$$$ "S$sss, $$$$$$$ mmmmmmmmS $$$"$$$ $$$"$$$
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$$$$$$$s ý"""' $$$$$$$ ssssss, $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$
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----------- "S$$$$$ ---f0ngu---+ --+ $$$Sý"' +- "S$$$$$s$$$$$$$ ----------
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What is Fongu? - The immortal question - by eWHEAT jUAREZ
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Many may think it means "Fuck you" in Italian, according to Trip.
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I'm not a spagetti beefaroni eatin' greasy haired person, so I wouldn't know
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if Fongu really means fuck you, or fungus, hell I don't even know how I came
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up with it, maybe I heard it somewhere, or maybe the words came across my
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eyes when I jizzed in my eyes after whackin' off on irc. (uh... dont
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tell anyone, please... i want to keep my 0-day porn, grr) Uhh... damn.
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Anyways, Fongu in my description is... the ultimate 0-day feeling where you
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can just sit and laugh at the world while sniffing your farts from that
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big 7-11 Big Gulp you had in the past hour thinking about chinese women
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who will scrub your back for 25 cents and maybe comb your hair since you're
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probably one of those people that look at the newspaper and see Bill
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Clinton's face and think with hate... "God damn multicultural bastard."
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If so... then we phear joo.
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Fongu also is the way of the American life, there was once a time
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when the ordinary kid would come home from school and find that his mom had
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left Ding-Dongs and a can of Dr. Pepper waiting for him beside to his desk,
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for snacks to eat while doing homework... right after school. But now, the
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fucking kid has to come home... after getting beat up by the negros and
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chinks on the bad block on the way home... he comes home to find that his mom
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stole his weed and replaced them with cigarettes. "Dammit mom, that was a
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fucking Quarter Pounder... not a fucking one dollar fifty cent cigarette
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pack... dammit mom." Fuck homework, I'm gunna go and rob a 7-11 so I can
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get money to get a glock and shewt mah mom and buy more weed.
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NO! NO! THAT IS NOT WHAT AMERICA IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE! NO!
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MULTICULTURAL BASTARDS HAVE RUINED THIS COUNTRY, EVERY KID THAT COMES HOME
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SHOULD GET A DING-DONG AND A DR. PEPPER, NOT THIS SHIT. I OFFICALLY DECLARE
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A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE DAMN MULTICULTURAL BASTARDS...
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GO OUTSIDE AND SCREAM "I WANT MY DING-DONG AND DR. PEPPER NOW! I
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WANT MY FUCKING DING-DONG NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!@#%!@%# MORE DR. PEPPER
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NOW!@#% MOM!@#%!@#%@!% NOW!@#%!#%"
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<or i will cut your testicles in half and put your scrotum between
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the two nadz and sitch them together then you'll be a phearious curvy dick
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dude, phear>
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Now, it comes to a vote... yes, that's right you damn longhaired
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shame to the white population bitch, you get the right to vote too (God
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knows why) You get to decide what version fongu will be in from now on...
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(or until ewheat decides that you've voted really badly and his supreme
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rule edits the polls)
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Fill out these forms... cut-n-paste, and email it to
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/ /\ -threetea@mcs.net
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_ / / \
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,-- / /\/ / \ -,
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| ,/ / \/ / |
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,---| \ \ / |-----------------------------------------------------,
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| `-- \ \ / -----' vote fongu for prez '00... phear the republic |
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| eYE iS a 0-DAY bITCH, mAKE iT .EXE [-] |
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| eYE iS a lINUX biTCH, mAKE iT .TXT [-] |
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| eYE iS a dEWDLEbOYEE, mAKE iT cOLORZ [-] |
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| eYE iS a iNTELLIGENT zINE bITCH, mAKE iT nON-c0LORZ [-] |
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| mAH nAME iZ [-----------------------------------------------------------] |
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°--------------osphicial fongu members--------------------------------------°
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c0-ed1t0rz - fahrenhei - ewheat - cidica
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writers - ewheat - fahrenhei - scribble - whtetrash - spook
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artists - fahrenhei - scribble - ewheat - cidica
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sorry if i didn't add in your name or whatever... talk to me and yer in
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next issue (if you really contribute... monthly)
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u00nGIE b00NGIE PHEAR THIS SPACE... SPEWK GETS A SPACE BEFORE HIS INTERVIEW
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Interview with the Dogfucker------(by spook, the next anne rice, phear)------
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*** spoOk (blehman@mail.ee.net) has joined channel #dogsex
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*** Users on #dogsex: spoOk @cottonbal
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*** Mode change "+o spoOk" on channel #dogsex by cottonbal
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<spoOk> lets keep everyone out
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*** Mode change "+snti" on channel #dogsex by cottonbal
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<spoOk> that's better... now we can do this interview in private
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<cottonbal> yeah!
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<spoOk> ok.. so what made you come to this channel in the first place?
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<cottonbal> well i started fucking my dog rover one day and i decided it was
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kinda fun... so i wanted to see if anyone else did the same
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thing.. and sure enough... there were a bunch of people who did
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it.
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<spoOk> and what made you want to start fucking your dog?
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<cottonbal> well i think that around the 10th grade i realized that women
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didn't like me... and i probably was never gunna get laid... so
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one friday night i was sitting home watching tgif and for some
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reason i became very arroused by
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<cottonbal> rover... so i thought.. what the hell
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<spoOk> hmm.. i see.. and so you still fuck your dog?
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<cottonbal> of course.. every night.. sometimes we even do a little roll
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playing ;)
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<spoOk> ah... ok what was the initial reaction of the members of #dogsex to
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you?
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<cottonbal> they were all pretty much in the same boat i was... so they
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accepted me pretty well..
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<cottonbal> but there were a few there that fucked their cats.. ew.. that's
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just plain sick.. so we kicked them out.. like this one guy
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MaZtAgEe... ew.. hey kept talking about getting his cat fluffy
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stuck up his ass...
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<spoOk> good move... and at what point did you become an op in here?
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<cottonbal> after about the second year they all finally accepted me to the
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point where they would let me be a part of the 'elite' group of
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things in there..
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<spoOk> ah... how many years ago was this?
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<cottonbal> well i was made an op the day i graduated.. sort of a graduation
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present from the guys... and that was 4 years ago..
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<spoOk> oic.. so that makes you what now?
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<cottonbal> i'm 22
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<spoOk> any hope of getting a place of yer own with rover?
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<cottonbal> i hope to soon.. mommy keeps walking in on us.. and <shh> my penis
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isn't too big so it's kind of embarrasing..
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<spoOk> oic... got some money saved up then?
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<cottonbal> yeah i've been goin downtown and sucking dick for money for a few
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year so i have enough for an apartment..
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<spoOk> gotcha... what are your future plans?
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<cottonbal> well i was hoping to maybe get a couple more dogs, maybe even a
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female dog (never tried a female dog) and of course the apartment.
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after that i dunno.. i will probably make a living sucking dick
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for another coupla years...
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<spoOk> ok.. i suppose that's about it... is there anything you wanna say in
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closing?
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<cottonbal> yes.. i am making a liberation movement for human/dog
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relationships and rights.. just because i fuck my dog every night
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doesn't entitle me to less.. i would like to legalize human/dog
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marrages as well and give
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<cottonbal> social benifits to married dogs so that we can move in together...
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<spoOk> ok.. thanks for your time...
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<cottonbal> no problem... bye...
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<spoOk> lates..
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*** spoOk has left channel #dogsex at 11:30PM
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ok.. so that's cottonbal... i hope you enjoyed it!
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-spoOk!spook.postmaster.gahanna.k12.oh.us
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another #ansi flaming article... dont phear.
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°"hEY lOOK AT MAH ELEET VERSION" ----by ewheat/f0ngu dentist----------------°
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<DrMAGIK> <BOLD><INVERSE> PHEAR MY SCRIPT, EYE AM GOD.
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<Coolio-X> REALLY? LEMME SEE?
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<DRMAGIK> <BOLD> PHEAR THAT, CTOOLZ AND BITCHX AND LICE WITH ASMODEAN ADD ONS!
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<Coolio-X> BAH, THAT'S NOTHING, LOOK AT MINE.
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<Coolio-X> yEZ, PHEAR, BITCHX, CTOOLZ, IRCII, HADES, ZEPHYR, RK.SCR, LEYMHUR,
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°---- - three words.. . stop it, dammityoufuckersgetafuckinglife - ------ °
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bE sUPRA eLEET anD rUN lINUX tHEN gET oPZ iN #aNSI
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:) (====B8 <-- me on irc waitin' for cidica and trip to come on.
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Egocentrism - what killed nootropic?-------------by ewheatburglar------------
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Step one - The smell of eleetness
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Wow... look at all those ppl in #ansi... wow, I wish I could be as
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elite as them... wow... oooh... look someone offered thedraw registered...
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i wanna be elite like them... /msg eliteman xdcc send #1 ... ahhh yes...
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I can feel the eliteness flowing in me... yEZ... EYE CAN FEEL IT! AHAHH
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IT'S LIKE HEROIN IN MY VEINZ! AHHH, IT'S DONE NOW!@#%!@% EYE AM SUPER
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ELITE NOW, I BETTER GO BACK TO MY #BBSWAREZ FRIENDS AND LET THEM PHEAR MAH
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DEWDLEBOY SKILLZ, MAYBE THEY'LL GIMME OPZ!?
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Step two - The finding of the way to eleetness.
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WOW, I MADE MY FIRST THEDRAW FONT! PHEAR MAH ANSI HAXORING SKILLZ!
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MAYBE SOME WWIV SYSOP IN MY AREA CODE WILL PUT THEM UP AS HIS WELCOME SCREEN
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THEN I'D BE SO ELEET EVERYONE WILL PHEAR MY WORK, LEMME SIGN MY NAME AND
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PUT MY NEW AFFIL THAT I MADE UP IN HOPES THAT PPL WILL SEE IT AND BE
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IMPRESSED BY MAH ELITENESS...
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THAT STUPID FUCKING SYSOP PUT IT IN THE GOODBYE SCREEN NOT HIS
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WELCOME! IT HANGS UP BEFORE ALL OF THE ANSI IS DISPLAYED, STUPID BITCH!
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EYE WILL FLAME HIM ALL OVER WWIVNET AND IRC, HAHAHAH JOOR SCENE LIFE IS DONE
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WITH! ARGH! LOAD MIRC... DIAL 1-800-WAREZ THAT SYSOP THINKS HE'S SO ELEET,
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RIGHT? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, RIGHT. RIGHT. OH, GEWD, I'M CONNECTED...
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W0RD, EYE GOT OPZ ON #BBSWAREZ, THEY PHEAR ME... HEY EVERYONE! YOU KNOW
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THE SYSOP OF DOG HEAVEN BBS? WORD, HE SUCKS! WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD
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OF HIM? WHY? YOU LAMERS! WHAT? YOU DEOPPED ME? HUH? WHY? HUH?
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BANNING ME? I DARE YOU TO KICK ME... *** Can't join channel : Banned from
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channel. OH YEAH! FINE! WHO NEEDS YOU, EYE AM TOO ELEET FOR JOO. /JOIN
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#ANSI... HEY, LOOK AT THOSE COOL KIDS... WOW... ACIDDRAW ONE POINT TWO ZERO!
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WOW, /msg eliteman2 xdcc send #1. W0RD, EYE AM IN ACID NOW! EYE HAVE THEIR
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PRIVATE DRAWING VERSION! /JOIN #ACID... HEY YOU GUYS, I GOT ACIDDRAW, PHEAR
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EYE AM IN ACID NOW... WHAT? RADMAN? WHAT? WHO ARE YOU, RADMAN? EYE AM
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MORE ELEETER THAN JOO, LOOK AT ME DRAW THEDRAW FONTS! *** Can't join channel
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: Banned from channel. WELL, FUCK YOU RADMAN, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE. EYE
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WILL KIXOR YOUR ASS
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ALLRIGHT, LOOK, IF I COPY THIS ANSI... YEAH, CUT-N-PASTE, GOD,
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ACIDDRAW RULES, TOO BAD IT'S CODED BY A BUNCHA LAMERS. JEAH JEAH,
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CUT-n-PASTING, PaSTING, PASTING, cUTTING, CUTTING, PASTING, PASTING... OOH
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LOOK ICE FROM 93, WOW, THAT'S ELEET... CUT-N-PASTE, CUT-n-PASTE! ALT S
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SAVE, EL-MYBORD.ANS PWWISH, eXIT aCIDDRAW. I THINK I'M GOING TO APPLY TO
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ELEETMAN'S GREWP, ELEETOMEN, THEY WILL PHEAR. TELEMATE, 1-800-WAREZ,
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CONNECT, bEE-BEWP... eleetman hAXOR RZ EL-MYBORD.ANS IRC eleeTZ irc.cris.com
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slash load mirc-look-alike.irc <HEHEHEH THEY'LL THINK I'M A ZERO DAY MIRC
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WAREZ COURIER! HEHEEHHE> SLASH JOIN #ANSI /XDCC OFFER EL-MYBROD.ANS
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EVERYONE GET MY ANSI, EET'Z ELEET... iCE/EMIC/ETHIC/APATHY/RILE/ETC RECRUIT
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ME NOW, EYE AM ELEET PHEAR MY ANSI DRAWING SKILLZ. <SENDING TO ELITE2>
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YEAH, THATS RIGHT ELITE2, I SHOULD BE IN ICE, BUT I'M NOT... LEMME JOIN
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YOUR GREWP... EYE'M IN? WORD! ALLWRITE! LEMME PUT JOOR ELEET GREWP IN
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MAH NICK... SLASH NICK elELEET... WORD, PHEAR MY AFFIL NOW! CAN I BE
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A HQ FOR YOUR GROUP? ALLWRITE, I'M THE NORTHERN HQ! PHEAR, LEMME PUT MY
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AFFIL ON THE #ANSI BOT SO I CAN GLOAT MY PHEARIOUS AFFILS SLASH MSG PHLEGM
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INFO ELEETZ OF ELEET, PHEAR MY SKILLZ. PHEAR EYE'M GETTING SUMWHERE.
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Step 4 - The being there of eleetness...
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PHEAR, I AM TOO ELEET FOR ELEETGROUP, I QUIT ELEETGROUP, REJOINED,
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QUIT, REJOINED, QUIT, REJOINED, QUIT, REJOINED, QUIT, REJOINED, QUIT,
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REJOINED, QUIT, EYE AM SUPRA ELITE NOW. FUCK YOU ALL GROUPS, I AM TOO
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ELEET FOR GREWPS... WATCH ME JOIN LEAVE, JOIN LEAVE, JOIN LEAVE ANY GROUP
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IN THE SCENE, EYE AM TOO ELEET. I THINK I WILL JOIN SOME "SEKRIT UNDERGROUND
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CANDIAN ANSI GREWP" WHERE I CAN BE THE BEST IN THE GREWP, THEREFORE MAKING
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ME LEWK BETTER. JEAH, LEWK AT ME TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR ALL THE TAKEOVERS
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IN #ANSI, PHEAR! PHEAR! LEWK AT ME! EYE STARTED OPERATION CHICKEN YEZ
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EYE REALLY DID, MAH ZINE SEZ SO! PHEAR ME...
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Step 5 - The acting of knowing it all but really wantin' to stay eleet
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Yes... don't talk to me... eye'm too eleet... eye will sell my
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board's setup for 900 bucks or 32 megs of memory... because my presence
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is too gewd for joo guys, i am therefore removing myself from you all
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at all costs... i will stop my zine, and release with mah sekrit grewp
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becuz they're underground and yew never check their packs. phear me...
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no, dont talk to me... DAMMIT, DONT TALK TO ME, DONT MSG ME MUDDAFUCKAW
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OH, HAHAHA, FUNNY GUY? MAKING FUN OF ME IN JOOR ZINE? HARDY HE HAR
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THINK JOO ARE SO FUNNY HUH? WELP, EYE WILL USE MY PHEARIOUS AFFILS TO
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DESTROY YOUR LITTLE PEW-NY ZINE... HEY HEY QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME... NOW.
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IT HURTZ MAH FEELINGS, bUT EYE AM STILL TEW ELEET FOR JOO, LITTLE BUCK WHEAT
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BOY, JOO WILL DIE IN MY ZINE, SOUP FLEW.
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laugh and_ then all the children will lau _gh at j_oo, becuz it's
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[_ ][_ ' | [_ _ ] | | _] nice
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|` | | | | | ' |-| '-| |' | to laugh.
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( horserdaish )
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