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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Small Town Rant
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I can safely say that living in a small town sucks. I can say this
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because I've lived in several over the course of my life. Bah. What I've
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found is that all small towns have a few things in common that make them
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the vacuos hell that they are.
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First all really bad small towns are at least twenty miles from
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the nearest big city where some form of entertainment is. The town I live
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in now is Lexington. I live twenty-five miles from the nearest large city
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which is Columbia. The last small town I lived in was thirty miles from the
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nearest big city. I can't seem to escape. Yea.
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Another thing about small towns is that they are filled with people
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that look like extras from western movies. They all look alike. If you have
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ever lived in a tiny little hell like this one you know what I mean. The
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ones I am talking about drive in pick-up trucks, have the sleeves ripped off
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of their t-shirts, and look like they shave every three days or so. They
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drive around with one arm out of the pick-up looking like they enjoy a good
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family evening around the bug zapper watching moths die.
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The Dead Milkmen summed it up quite well in the song "Tiny Town".
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"This is a tiny town, and we don't want you around." The looks
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I get driving around with a Texas plate in South Carolina are great. I can
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just see the cog wheels spinning in their heads. "Texas? Must be a Yankee."
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"Big stereo system in his car? I bet he deals drugs and hangs out with those
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negros." Predjudice is just a little worse the farther south one goes. Yet
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another one of those thigs that small towns share.
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Small towns have nothing to do. A truism that shall rank with some of
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the great sayings of Eastern philosophers. To do anything here I have to
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drive for twenty minutes, and spend gas I can't afford. A quick list of what
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to do in town without driving too far: Go to the Waffle House. That's it.
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Going to the Waffle House to watch a bunch of people who look like their
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brother was their father sit around and talk about things that suck. "I hate
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things that suck" to quote Beavis and Butthead.
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But that's enough of my petty rants against little pissant towns.
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I just hope I can keep some reader of this file from moving to a small town
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and thinking that the scenery will soothe his or her nerves. And if you live
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in a small town, run. Run as fast as you can. Find the big cities. Go to
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the places of glass and chrome and steel my son. Go in peace.
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-fastjack
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