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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Anthology III
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Quotes
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"Life without a beneficial purpose is empty existence. You ask me
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what is a beneficial purpose? It is one that counters the progression
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of entropy in the universe."
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- The Eyes of the Beholders
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A.C. Crispin
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Anticipation of death is worse than death itself.
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- Marked for Death
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In the elements world; fire well used-warmed/ill used-burned.
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A prophecy implies we are destined to do something. It dictates to
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us, we have no choice in the matter. It robs us of our freedom of
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will. Too often, prophecies end up being self-fulfilling. Once the
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thought is in our minds, we act, either consciously or unconsciously,
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to bring it to pass. That can be the only explanation....unless
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you believe in a higher power.
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-Fire Sea
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Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
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The universe is not only queerer than we imagine. It's queerer than
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we can imagine. - Sir Arthur Eddington
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The truth is a virus. - Pump Up The Volume
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The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's
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unfamiliar territory.
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"The fear of death keeps us from living, not dying" - Paul C Roud
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"Whether fate be foul or fair, why falter I or fear? What should man
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do but dare?" -Sir Gawain and the Green Knight
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never die
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but once. -Shakespeare
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Treason doth never prosper: What's the reason?
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For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
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Sir John Harington
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"The truth is always a much stronger argument."
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"Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without possesing it."
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"People who fly into a rage, always have a bad landing."
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"The man that has done all he thinks worthwhile has begun to die."
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The essence of war is violence.
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Moderation in war is imbecility. - Fisher
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Atheism is a non-prophet religion.
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Anarchy is the only system fair to all.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
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Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
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- T.S. Eliot
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The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance.
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- Socrates
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The boast of heraldry, the pomp of power, and all that wealth,
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all that beauty e're gave, a wait alike the inevitable how;
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the paths of glory lead but to the grave.
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- Thomas Gray
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Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
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Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.
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Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is
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the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal,
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and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
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The most preposterous notion that homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the
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Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the
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saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and
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becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd
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fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of
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the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
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The greatest productive force is human selfishness.
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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
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Ashleigh Brilliant
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Salvador Dali
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When you feel like criticizing the younger generation, just
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remember who raised them.
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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We, the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for
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the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, we
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are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
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Most people miss their calling because they can't hear it over
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their complaining.
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You can make more friends in two days by becoming interested in
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other people than you can in two years by trying to get other
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people interested in you.
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that
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life is made up of little things.
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You cannot kindle a fire in another's heart until it is burning in
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your own.
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Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
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Men of genius are admired; men of wealth are envied; men of power
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are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
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Do not walk behind me, I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me,
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I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
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Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Be different, act normal.
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Rembrandt painted 700 pictures and Americans have all 5,000 of
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them.
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are
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composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Ignorance needs no introduction. It always makes itself known.
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Why talk but to end the fighting? Why fight but to end the talking?
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Many people in one's life can touch their heart,
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But few can touch their soul. - Denise McCay
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Of all the base passions, fear is most accursed.
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- William Shakespeare
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The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
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- Blaise Pascal
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I can endure my own despair, but not another's hope.
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- William Walsh
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough
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to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift
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'Bullets Drop to the ground and sirens ring,
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While rich men keep doin' their thing..'
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Life is respected by serial killers...
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for without it...
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they would be out of business...
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"When the government of a nation ceases to be the servant of its
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people, but rather their oppressor, it is their duty as patriots
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to overthrow it."
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Reality is entirely subjective.
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"I am become death, the shatterer of worlds."
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-Siva, from the Bhagavad Gita
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Watch every step, guard every word, search every shadow...
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Taglines
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$ not found...A)bort R)efinance or D)eclare Bankruptcy
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4 out of 5 WINDOW users use <CTL><ALT><DEL> during their sessions
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586, 125MHz, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD,... NOW Windows will beat DOS!
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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Are you using windows, or is that just an XT?
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Clap on! <CLAP CLAP> Clap Off! <CLAP CLA lli$ 2@f f*NO CARRIER
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Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
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Computer possessed? Try EXOR.SYS!
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Finger whitehouse.gov and make a secret service agent come!
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Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand.
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Sorry, a fatal error has occured. You're dead.
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Who is General Failure, and why is he reading MY disk?!?!
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Windows- an overpriced way to eat up RAM.
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SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures
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C:\DOS\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE HELL AM I!
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OUCH!!! I got my Floppy caught in my PKzipper!
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Washing Windows is better than running them.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Wreck the malls with cows on harleys...falalalala lalalala
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Support your police, beat up your neighbor.
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CIA Cocaine Import Agency
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100% American is also 99% idiot.
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I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
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The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
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"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
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"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
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Caution: Slow Children at Play!
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WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat?
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If only AT&T knew what I was do...click Hello? Hello?
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Optimist, n. A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
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Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue...
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Experience - knowing all the things you shouldn't do.
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The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
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Raise your IQ - eat gifted children.
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Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
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I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it...
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"Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
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"Hi, I'm a tagline virus. Please copy me!"
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and now back to my original lurk mode...
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democracy - 3 wolves and 1 sheep voting on who's lunch.
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Atheists have no one to yell to at orgasm.
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Guns don't kill people. OS/2 kills people.
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I tried to get a life, but they were out of stock.
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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
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The hell with prime directive, let's kill something.
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VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y/n]"
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OS/2 = Half an Operating System
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : lamb@sun1.coe.ttu.edu =
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= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Flatline 303.466.5368 =
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= Entropy 318.625.9666 Red Dawn ][ 410.263.2258 =
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= Celestial Woodlands 409.764.2843 Plan 9 716.881.3663 =
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= Logikal Nonsence 717.XXX.XXXX Purple Hell 806.791.0747 =
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= PuRe EViL 905.XXX.XXXX The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Accounts NOT guaranteed on any F.U.C.K. distribution site. If you are =
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= interested in writing for, or in becoming a distribution site for =
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= F.U.C.K. call Flatline and mail Disorder or mail Max on the Purple =
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= Hell or internet. Knowledge is power... =
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