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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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It's My Fault
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Well, I guess I should start by introducing myself before I get into
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all this stuff. It might be helpful for you to know my background or else
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you might try to pin some stereotype on me. I hope you will keep an open
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mind through it all.
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My name is Joe. Joe American if you really want to know. I am about
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32 years old and have lived a very interesting life. I have resided in many,
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many different parts of the country and many different lifestyles. I lived
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in a run-down apartment in the deep depths of Harlem. I spent part of my
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life in a multi-million dollar house on Perfect Dr. in the middle of
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suburbia. Where else? I was a plantation worker in Georgia, a beach bum in
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California, and a farmer in South Dakota. I have served as mayor of
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Smallville in the heart of Nebraska, and even spent part of my life in the US
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House as a Representative from Oregon. I think that you can get a brief
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picture of my lifestyle from this.
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The reason I pulled you aside today is because I want to clarify
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something. I understand that you have been less than happy with the
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direction of our society lately. In fact, the long rants and stories you
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have told me give me a clear impression of your frustration with life. I
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feel your pain and can identify with you.
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What I want to clarify is this: It's all my fault. I am to blame
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for the corrupt world that you have to live in today. I have contributed to
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the evils of our society. I am sorry. I know that may not mean much to you
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but I didn't know what I was doing until it was much too late. Please
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forgive me...
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What? Why am I at fault? Well, I think the reason if obvious. It's
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not? Gosh, I guess I will tell you then. I thought everyone understood it,
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I guess I was wrong yet again. You see, I am corrupt. I cannot escape it.
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It is an obsession I have; to do whatever I can to make my life the best it
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can be. However I seem to forget to watch out for other people. I lie,
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cheat, and manipulate those around me in order to get what I ultimately
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desire. No matter how hard I try, I cannot change my ways. In fact, I have
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come to expect and accept it. I know that I will be corrupt in my living in
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order to get what I want and I have realized this. Once again though, I am
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sorry.
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Because I am corrupt I have corrupted my family. They have come to
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follow my ways and become what I am, solely because I have influenced them.
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My constant presence among them has allowed my corrupt ways to filter through
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their defenses and directly affect them. You see, I created a corrupt family.
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My family has corrupted my Church. I am not sure how it happened,
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but it did. I feel terrible. My church is no longer responsible for the
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guidance of its members. Now it just watches out for itself as an entity.
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I have created a corrupt Church.
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My Church has corrupted my neighborhood. I guess the level of
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influence it has had was greater than I thought. The parent council has been
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caught receiving bribes, the school board laundering money, and the
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homeowners association regulating every aspect of our lives. But you cannot
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blame them because I was the one to introduce this corruption. I created a
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corrupt neighborhood.
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My neighborhood has had a large impact on my city. Crime is rampant,
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but that is only because we fail to recognize the laws that were made to help
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us, and new laws have replaced them that feed the corruption. But that is
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all negotiable for the right price. I have created a corrupt city.
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Needless to say, my city has corrupted my state. The parent council
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members are now in state government. They have replaced the hard working
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government of yesterday to form the "new" government. Crime is now
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uncontrollable on a state-wide scale, yet the state government sees no reason
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to stop controlling the lives of the "law-abiding" citizens to control the
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problem because that's where the money is. They are just looking out for
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Numero Uno. I created a corrupt state.
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Well, if I had known it would get to here I would have changed my
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ways long ago. We just sent our governor to the presidency. He is doing
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great there, but he has had a few legal problems. Its nothing that isn't
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expected from everyone else, so I think we will just forget about it. They
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just passed that new censorship law. Good, it's always a good thing to
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silence those dissidents who speak out against the government. That's okay.
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No big deal because I have created a corrupt country.
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The UN just invaded a small island off of the coast of Italy. They
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wanted the resources that the island had to offer. They blamed it on ethnic
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reasons, but everyone knows that isn't the whole truth. But that's okay I
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guess. They are just going where the cash is. Nothing at all wrong with
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that; I have done it several times. By the way, did I tell you? My brother
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is the ambassador to the UN. I have created a corrupt world.
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Maybe if I change my ways I can reverse the whole process. Maybe if
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I turn around and say no to the corruption I can fix the problems we are
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having. Well, maybe not... Just looking out for Number One.
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It's all my fault.
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Sincerely,
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Joe America
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ùillusionaryù
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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