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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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School Today
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This was bounced to me via several mail lists, and other net addresses,
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so I don't know who to credit for this one.. enjoy.
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Kids say the darndest things. Some grade school teachers must agree with
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that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have
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written in papers. Here are a few examples:
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- The future of "I give" is "I take."
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- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
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- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes.
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- A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the
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population.
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- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
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gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
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- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never
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set foot.
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- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
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- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then
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forcing it through an aviator.
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- Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
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- The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums.
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- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top
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and you sit on the bottom.
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- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk
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from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
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- One on the main causes of dust is janitors.
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- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly
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constipated authorities.
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- One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
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- To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it
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drips into the throat.
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- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
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- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious
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feelings.
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- The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top
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and plural at the bottom.
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- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
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- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the
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other.
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- In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
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- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
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- In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to
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Utah.
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- A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the
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winter.
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= gote land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= that stupid place 215.985.0462 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 Purple Hell 806.791.0747 =
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= Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 =
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= The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= Files through WWW: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html =
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