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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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The New Hackers
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Timmy was in a hurry. He weaved and ducked through the crowds of
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people littering the sidewalk as he rollerbladed to the meeting. Today
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would be great; he grinned in anticipation of the coming festivities.
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Earlier that week, he had thrown a party at his house, over his
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parents' protests. He invited several of his hacker buddies -- his
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"d00ds" -- over for a night of movie watching. He had rented all the old
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classics -- _Wargames_, _Sneakers_ and _Hackers_ -- from the laserdisc
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store across the street. His favorite was _Hackers_; the movie showed
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exactly what the life of a hacker was like. He wanted to impress the
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"eleets" at the meeting with his inside knowledge of the classic movies.
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As far as he knew, all the eleets had gotten their start in
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hacking when they watched the movies at an impressionable young age.
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He jumped a final concrete barrier and skidded to a stop at the
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July 1, 2011 meeting of the local "2600 klub."
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* * *
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The eleets were impressed with Timmy's knowledge of the classics.
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They might even give him a handle so he wouldn't have to be known as
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"Timmy" any more. *They might even let me pick my own handle*, he hoped.
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"Y0 Timmy!" shouted St0l3n Phunds, the eleet bank expert. "Come
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show Monit0rhead how well you know _Wargames_."
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"OK. Ummm...'shall we play a game?'"
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"Kewl!" said Monit0rhead. "Do you remember how to get free calls
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from a payfone?"
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"Sort of...." Timmy racked his brain, trying desperately to
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remember how Matthew Broaderick had made a free call. Something to do
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with a paperclip. "Uh...you shove a paperclip through the part you talk
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into, right?"
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"I'm impressed," Monit0rhead told St0l3n Phunds.
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Enthusiastic over his lucky guess, Timmy said, "let's try it! I
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have a paperclip in my bag, and there's a bank of fones right over there!"
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The eleets had all quieted down suddenly at Timmy's outburst.
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"Hey man," one of them said, "are you stupid, or what?"
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"Dewd, you must be joking," said St0l3n Phunds menacingly. "Do
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you want to get busted or something? It's much too dangerous to try
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something like that! It only works in the movies anyway."
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Timmy knew that the eleet hacking tricks he had learned in the
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classics didn't work in real life any more, but the fact had slipped his
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mind. Nobody he talked to, not even the eleets, seemed to know how to
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hack in real life.
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He sat through the rest of the meeting feeling like he had eaten
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broken glass. The eleets all ignored him, and all the wannabes followed
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their lead, as usual. He had no chance of ever getting his own handle now.
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The meeting quickly broke up after a couple of hours, since
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nobody had anything to talk about other than the movies which most of
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them already knew by heart. H0nch0, for instance, had seen _Hackers_ 23
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times already, and he was only 17. Timmy watched as all his acquaintances
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rollerbladed away.
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He looked at the bank of fones, then remembered the paperclip in
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his bag. He also had some other metal things that he could try.
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Timmy walked to the fones and began his search for a new hack.
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-Legion
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcomed) =
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= gote land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Global Chaos +61.2.681.2837 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Undrgrnd Indust/Inc. 207.490.2158 =
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= Damnation 212.861.0580 that stupid place 215.985.0462 =
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= Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 PheedbacK 303.782.0893 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Damaged 801.944.7353 The Death Star Bar 805.872.3151 =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 =
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= Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anon FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.PRISM.NET - /pub/users/mercuri/zines/fuck =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM - /users/rage/zines/fuck =
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= Files through WWW: http://command.com.inter.net (DisordeR's User Page) =
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= ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html =
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= http://www.prism.net/zineworld/fuck/ =
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