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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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"i am laundromat"
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bring me your troubled,
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your tired, your old
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bring me your spin cycle,
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wash hot, rinse cold
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bring me your linens,
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your stockings, your hat
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bring me your quarters,
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i am laundromat
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bring me your street punks
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with dull butter knives
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bring me your rednecks
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with overweight wives
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bring me their stepsons,
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those shirtless young brats
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bring the whole family!
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i am laundromat
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bring me your winstons,
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your salems, your kools,
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bring me your marlboros
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and camels, you fools
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bring me your cockroaches,
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bring me your rats,
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lung cancer, bubonic
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i am laundromat
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bring me hispanics
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and vietnamese
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those who speak english
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can expect to be seized
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so come, alabama!
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mississippi, where you at?
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you've all been invited
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by me, laundromat
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so bring me your maytags,
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loadstars, and speedqueens!
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bring me those clothes
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you won't ever get clean
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bring me your drapery,
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your decayed welcome mat
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to melt in the dryers
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of an old laundromat
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bring me your t-shirts,
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g'n'r, judas priest -
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'86! they still fit you,
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but now you're obese
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yes, bring me your skinny
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and all of your fat
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but don't dare bring normality
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to this laundromat
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bring me your starving
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and give 'em a buck
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so they can buy doritos!
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and pepsi, with luck
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and bring all the gossip!
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be it this in-law or that
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just make sure it's juicy
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for this laundromat
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so bring me the tired,
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the outcast, the meek,
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and bring me the hanes
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that they wore for two weeks
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the senile, the filthy,
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did i mention the fat?
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bring all them to me
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i am laundromat.
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-murmur
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