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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Fortune Cookies
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I just returned from a long trip to Cocoa Beach, Florida and had a hell of
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a lot of fun while I was there. Yet, the one thing which stuck in my mind
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was the consistently horrible food wherever we went. Getting silly over
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drinks and conversation in a Chinese restaurant last night, we tormented
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our waitress into giving us a ton of fortune cookies to kill the taste of
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the meager food. My ten, with my drunken comments to each one, are below:
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Good advice jars the ear.
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...But loud music is better.
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You simplify your life in many ways and find great rewards.
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...A lot less bullshit to deal with.
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Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome.
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...But you'll have too many idiots surrounding you.
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All happiness is in the mind.
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...Kind of like when you're sick, "It's all in the mind."
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You'll advance far with your abilities.
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...Still treading!
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When you give something away, it makes room for something new.
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...I would have preferred "thrown away" over "give away."
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A romantic evening at home is the best way to relax.
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...And I always thought sleeping was the best way to relax.
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No harm in putting all your eggs in one basket - just watch it closely.
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...Some fucker is always looking to steal them.
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Many a false step is made by standing still.
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...But at least you don't get run over by cars.
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Approach the future with an optimistic smile.
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...I prefer an evil grin.
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se7en
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10/3/97
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